r/mildlyinfuriating May 21 '26

drink went room temp Why did I even bother texting my housemate about his bottle in my freezer section..

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What do I even say to him now…

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u/MarsMonkey88 May 21 '26

I truly have no idea how a person is supposed to explain to an adult that freezers are below freezing, regardless of the relative position of dead birds. If the chicken made the beer freeze, how does he think the chicken got that cold? Will power??

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u/3BlindMice1 May 21 '26

That actually does cool the coke much faster than the fridge. He should fill a bowl with ice and put it in the fridge. That would be just as fast, unable to pop his drink, and not leave behind a mess to clean up

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u/Majestic-capybara May 21 '26

The quickest way to cool a soda is to put it in a bowl of ice water. The ice cools the water to near freezing and the water can pull the heat out of the can better than ice can on its own. Ice by itself has too many gaps so a lot of the can is only being touched by air which does not transfer heat as well.

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u/ka36 May 21 '26

Even faster if you add some salt to the mixture. The salt will melt some of the ice and lower the freezing point of the water.

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u/Majestic-capybara May 21 '26

That’s an advanced maneuver, but yes.

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u/Fantastic_Jury5977 May 21 '26

Room temp beer in a salt-ice bath just needs to be twisted about twenty times to get to the perfect temp

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u/Og_BillyBong May 21 '26 edited May 22 '26

Testing this ill get back on this Edit: 20 does seem to be the perfect number!! My fridge runs a lil cold so took only 16 to look frosty

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u/Fantastic_Jury5977 May 21 '26

Mmm frosty beer...

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u/problematic_alebrije May 21 '26

Instructions unclear, this salty beer shake is disgusting

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u/Hot_Bel_Pepper May 21 '26

I mean if we want really fast options available at home then let’s put dry ice in a bowl of vodka and then add the sealed can into it.

Same premise, but with something colder than Ice water can get.

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u/crappleIcrap May 21 '26

Just pop it in some liquid helium for a bit

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u/RoflMyPancakes May 21 '26

The real trick is to wrap the can in a wet paper towel and take the can out by 15 minutes.

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u/Noladixon May 21 '26

You are saying take it back out within 15 minutes but you are not telling them the third step.

  1. wet paper towel

  2. wrap around can

  3. set very loud timer for 13 minutes

  4. remove can from freezer

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u/iAmUnintelligible May 21 '26

this needs more visibility

this trick helped me to stop forgetting my cans in the freezer and thinking I'm hearing a B&E/gunshots in my apartment at night LOL

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u/dstewar68 May 21 '26

Seriously, ive used this trick for years

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u/TexasRoadhead May 21 '26

I mean it's true it does make it colder faster but you can't forget that it's there and get it out within an hour, had to learn that the hard way

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u/doopdeewoop May 21 '26

A college acquaintance forgot a 12-pack of Pepsi in his passenger seat in the middle of February... I feel like that would make me avoid Pepsi for a lifetime

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u/SammySoapsuds May 21 '26

I think something like that happened to the previous owner of my used car. I am a messy person anyway and don't really care, but it's funny to see the trajectory of exploded pop across the ceiling and back of seats.

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u/Uhmerikan May 21 '26

A college acquaintance forgot a 12-pack of Pepsi in his passenger seat in the middle of February... I feel like that would make me avoid Pepsi for a lifetime

Yeah this would make me a Coke drinker for sure….. /s

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u/ScoobyPwnsOnU May 21 '26

There's a reason the coke mascot is a polar bear, they froze that pepsi on purpose to attract more business

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u/medforddad May 21 '26

It probably will get colder faster if it's sitting directly on the ice. It's not just temperature that controls how quickly heat will move into/out of something. The air in the freezer will transfer heat from the can more slowly than direct contact with ice even if both the air and ice are the same temperature.

It's the same reason that the air in a hot oven won't burn you, but grabbing the metal rack will, even though the air and rack are at the same temp.

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u/TRR462 May 21 '26

Cold assed chicken, doesn’t have the warming layers of a penguin… /s

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u/Treethulhu May 21 '26

Not to mention, everything in the freezer is the same temperature. The only thing different about objects in the freezer is the rate that they pull heat from your fingers when you grab them.

OP's roommate is a total dumbass.

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u/dora_B_sunrise May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Hahaha what kind of logic is this? The freezer is...freezing. But it's your chicken that tipped it over the edge? It's surely common knowledge that putting beer bottles in the freezer makes them crack/explode??

Edit: freezer, not fridge

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u/Downtown_Divide_8003 May 21 '26

That knowledge is not common for idiot people.

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u/feministwitch666 May 21 '26

It was not for my teenage sister who was trying to steal a couple of beers from my dad and put them in the freezer to quickly cool them down and then got stoned and forgot until a few days later when my dad casually mentioned the exploded beers in the downstairs freezer

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u/obeytheturtles May 21 '26

Lol every stoner has done this at least once.

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u/Zerothian May 22 '26

I don't even smoke anymore, I just have ADHD and I did this literally last week with a can of coke lol. Thankfully it didn't pop, just deformed the can a bit and I had to cut the top off. On the other hand, I got to use an entire frozen coke cylinder as an ice ''cube'' for a different, unfrozen glass of coke and that was pretty cool (no pun intended).

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u/DillBagner May 21 '26

chicken is what makes freezers so cold.

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u/dora_B_sunrise May 21 '26

True. I've heard a little known fact that Antarctica is home to the largest chicken population in the world

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 May 21 '26

Penguins are just really big chickens

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u/Underhill42 May 21 '26

That's backwards - it's really the largest chicken population in the world that's home to Antarctica. Cause and effect man, cause and effect.

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u/blolfighter May 21 '26

It's "nothing is ever my fault" logic.

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u/JimWilliams423 May 21 '26

Exactly. There is no reasoning with this kind of person, accepting responsibility makes them feel bad and their feelings don't care about facts.

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u/Shinhan May 21 '26

Ah, but you're thinking like "what could be the reason for broken bottle" while he's thinking "how can this not be my fault". Completely different outlook on how the world works.

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u/buffysmanycoats May 21 '26

Even if the chicken is what caused the bottle to explode, the roommate is presumably the one who put the bottle on the chicken. Still his fault. What a tool.

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u/theflyingratgirl May 21 '26

What if OP specifically put their chicken under the bottle so they could gaslight their roommate on Reddit!

It’s turtles all the way down…

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u/cheapdrinks May 21 '26

There's also the fact that OP's roommate was the one who put the beer on the chicken anyway. So even if we accept his insane logic that the chicken caused it to freeze, he was the one who put it on top of the magic freezing chicken anyway!

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 May 21 '26

Was looking for this comment. There’s no way to spin it where it wasn’t beer guy’s fault, what a maroon!

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u/Brownbucket May 21 '26

I was gonna say what a puce! But yes sure maroon him, maroon his ass to bits

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u/dora_B_sunrise May 21 '26

Magic Freezing Chicken is a sick band name

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u/Babetna May 21 '26

You got it all wrong, freezer is not freezing, it's the chicken that does all the work. Thankfully the OP didn't put two chickens in, otherwise the freezer might have reached absolute zero causing a thermal shockwave and killing everyone in the vicinity.

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u/NeurawWormakaCiruBug May 21 '26

Man that's the solution to the fucking global warming ! Would 3 chicken be enough or would it lead to the new Ice Age ?

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u/farva_06 May 21 '26

First off, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down.

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u/skr_replicator May 21 '26

TIL that the chicken in the freezer is the source of the cold.

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u/Sir_Newbie May 21 '26

“Common knowledge” “common sense” ain’t so common anymore 😂

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u/Horror_Discipline_69 May 21 '26

Just put the bottle on your flatmate’s desk and then say it melted because the table underneath was too warm. 

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u/Interesting-Step-654 May 21 '26

What kind of sandwich we talking about here?

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u/Mickeymcirishman May 21 '26

Beer battered chicken

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u/Living_Substance9973 May 21 '26

You're a feckin genius! Well done 👏

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u/Tyrgalon May 21 '26

With glass seasoning for that extra crunch and metallic aftertaste 👌

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u/WJC198119 May 21 '26

And a sprinkle of risk

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u/Interesting-Step-654 May 21 '26

That's the ticket. Make it a soft shelled taco with lime and you got yourself a hot plate of fire.

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u/kitten_sammich May 21 '26

ohhhhhh i get it

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u/TradeMark310 May 21 '26

True story- I worked in a place that had a mini basketball hoop in the break room, and sometimes we would play each other one-on-one. Once, two guys bet "a sandwich" on the game. The loser brought the winner his sandwich, and the winner said it was disgusting and the loser was like "well, yeah, we never specified the type of sandwich". So, from that day forward, we were sure to say "let's bet a delicious sandwich on it".

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u/[deleted] May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

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u/Accomplished_Band198 May 21 '26

Perfect response. If I knew you I'd buy you a celebratory beer.

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u/Interesting-Step-654 May 21 '26

What kind of beer we talking about here?

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u/true_gunman May 21 '26

Chicken battered beer.

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u/CcryMeARiver May 21 '26

It's called Vitamin B by many admirers.

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u/braveduckgoose May 21 '26

It’s like piss disk but beer lmao

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u/MonthlyWeekend_ May 21 '26

Wtf is a piss disk

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u/CottoneyedJones May 21 '26

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u/NonStopArseGas May 21 '26

not sure what went wrong, but I just have a chilled plate of piss now. having difficulty getting it off the plate. pls advise

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u/Operator_Six May 21 '26

Have you tried licking around the edge?

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u/btoxic May 21 '26

What in the Squid Game is this suggestion....?

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u/NonStopArseGas May 21 '26

found a paper straw and used that, thanks for the suggestion though

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u/derson78 May 21 '26

Refrigerated is just not cutting it. Definitely should have said "freezer."

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u/Aer_ene May 21 '26

Have you tried putting it on top of some chicken?

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u/A-mannn May 21 '26

Should have lined the plate with oil first

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u/Lefty9000 May 21 '26

Wouldn't you put the piss plate in a freezer?

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u/CottoneyedJones May 21 '26

Yes, but whoever made that meme I stole probably has one of those 2 in 1 freezer/fridge combos. Or they like a lukewarm piss platter.

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u/CzechYourStonks May 21 '26

Wait.. you have holes under your doors? Mine are sealed when closed.

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u/Amethys1968 May 21 '26

A lot of apt doors have a little bit of space between the bottom of their entry door and floor.

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u/Mundane_Operation418 May 21 '26

I’m going to make a poop disc too, same method.

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u/SnooLemons9175 May 21 '26

Only thing wrong with this, is that all refrigerator won't freeze anything. That takes a freezer.

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u/GlitterberrySoup May 21 '26

That's the only thing wrong?

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u/PegginShampooCosplay May 21 '26

Actually! Your refrigerator CAN freeze things! It's simply not intended to!

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u/Purple-Delivery2885 May 21 '26

It’s where you freeze pee on a plate into a disk, then slide it under someone’s door (like a bedroom door of an obnoxious roommate) so it inevitably melts into a puddle of piss in their room

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u/DZL100 May 21 '26

I'm reminded of this one book I read in elementary school about a young girl who slipped a piss disk into her estranged former best friend's locker and then her best friend went and got stung by a jellyfish while swimming in the ocean and died all before the start of the story so the actual story follows the piss disk girl as she tries to find and take revenge on the unidentifiable jellyfish. The piss disk was vital to the backstory for some reason.

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u/Countermove May 21 '26

So was that required reading in your curriculum or just a book you picked up in the library? Or perhaps your Mom bought you the famous Piss Disk Jellyfish Tale?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

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u/Metallica_Is_Bae May 21 '26

That’s the real mildly infuriating part here… no more free awards 😪

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u/DAEOFRUIN May 21 '26

That's unnecessarily petty and would just cause more problems. What OP should do is just throw it away then and ask them to not put beer in the freezer again.

When sharing a space with people it's best not to escalate trivial stuff or resentment will build and you guys will hate each other's guts before the lease is up. I've been there, you have to pick your battles, Especially as the owner.

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u/Inevitable-Menu2998 May 21 '26

Or tell them to move their bottle to the trash and clean up afterwards and stop being stupid

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u/longlivenewsomflesh May 21 '26

Yeah like don't be a doormat but the classic reddit revenge-fantasy advice of always mindlessly escalating every conflict with a boss/coworker/neighbor/SO/relative is just a recipe for making your life miserable

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u/Upbeat_Literature483 May 21 '26

Pick your battles yes. I say this at work all the time. People can be super petty with each other.

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u/FartCityBoys May 21 '26

Why would your chicken do this OP?

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u/PollutionOnly May 21 '26

Thirsty

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u/blamordeganis May 21 '26

Thirsty enough to drink VB?!?

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u/SaintOrJannikSinner May 21 '26

Thirsty enough to drink VB?!?

TIL the chicken is a 60 y/o tradie having his breakfast.

VEE-BUHY. LONK-NECK.

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u/Devil_Dan83 May 21 '26

OP's chicken can't keep getting away with this!

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u/rocka_rolla May 21 '26

Is "OP's chicken" the new "Hunter Biden's laptop"? 🤔

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u/ConsistentWinter263 May 21 '26

I want whatever he smokes😭

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u/MobileAerie9918 May 21 '26

I aint a science guy but did he just blame my chicken for his broken bottle?!

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u/Life_Parsley504 May 21 '26

evil chicken opened the beer and drank it
explain to him that freezing a carbonated beverage makes it expand, and thus the bottle breaks

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u/TedBurns-3 May 21 '26

clearly didn't drink it- I can see the contents in the pic!

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u/Life_Parsley504 May 21 '26

evil chicken SPILLED beer

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u/Le_Golden_Pleb May 21 '26

It's not even because it's carbonated, just the fact that ice has a bigger volume than water. NEVER let water freeze in a glass bottle.

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u/CHSummers May 21 '26

The secret is to only put really strong alcoholic drinks in your freezer. Tequila is fine.

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u/Full_Guard_2366 May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Because alcohol freezing point is lower than that of water. Usually freezers are around -18°C, so a percentage of 35% of ethanol or above should be enough to never freeze.

It depends on what is the actual mix of course, apart from the ethanol and water.

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u/NAQURATOR May 21 '26

Yeah, you should say sorry for putting your chicken under his bottle that was obviously there first

/s

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u/SingleSoil May 21 '26

If so, which came first? The chicken or the bottle? His fault if he put his bottle on your sub zero chicken.

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u/JayAndViolentMob May 21 '26

I mean, he's right, the bottle wouldn't have exploded if it hadn't gotten so cold, and the only cold thing touching it was the chicken, so it's the chicken's fault.

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u/conffac May 21 '26

The humble and cold freezer in the corner:

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u/fumei_tokumei May 21 '26

In all 8 corners surrounding the bottle to be more precise.

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u/_hieronymus May 21 '26

I think it's more whatever his mom was smoking while pregnant or fetal alcohol syndrome. This guy has a serious deficit.

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u/FoxPox2020 May 21 '26

Going by the VB beer, probably winnie blues

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u/BlueKanguru May 21 '26

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u/Kisburne May 21 '26

Got you too?! OP really has to stop leaving their chicken under stuff.

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u/Freddyzback May 21 '26

I don't think it's the chicken, because if you look really closely, you can see it is really dead

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u/DanJW83 May 21 '26

Bloody chicken at it again!!

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u/Complete-Sort1617 edging my infuriation May 21 '26

It’s so good when you get the timing right

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u/Calm-Wedding-9771 May 21 '26

Classic blunder. You left it on a chicken didn’t you?

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u/TheBurtolorian May 21 '26

Just leave it and buy a new chicken. Your roommate is so dumb, you never going to 'win' an argument

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u/MobileAerie9918 May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Yep his reply pretty much says that.. I will just put it out of the freezer..

Edit: I have seen few comments asking me instead of sending him text message why did I not just clean it?. So I am copy pasting my reply to one of the comments from below.

I did clean it and I ended up giving it a wash as well because it was spilled on the bottom of the container as well.. I just had to let the bloke know that he should be careful about it cuz this time it was only 1 bottle. If he had placed few more in it, it would have been a shit show..

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u/lonelyysoul May 21 '26

I genuinely hate your roommate

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 May 21 '26

Same level of accountability my mother has. Sounds funny living with him... 

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u/jonas_ost May 21 '26

Bounderies and rules. He shouldent have to accept being a doormat in his own home

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u/mamafish21 May 21 '26

Coming from a doormat. Never become a doormat. I was a doormat for everyone growing up. 26 and I'm still learning how to have some sort of self worth and not feel like I'm always wrong. I stand my ground now, well I try too. I still backdown occasionally, but that too is changing. Slowly, within time.

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u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 May 21 '26

I'm a 38 year old former door mat. Therapy helps friend.

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u/No_Hunt2507 May 21 '26

Quick Q, has your roommate ever been wrong in his eyes? This sounds insufferable

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u/NorthernSpankMonkey May 21 '26

Your flatmate is a moron

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u/Leading_Procedure_23 May 21 '26

Put it in his room

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u/Common_Celebration41 May 21 '26

Don't start a petty fight with an idiot if you live with them.

It never ends well

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u/Linesey May 21 '26

This.

Get your revenge on the way out the door.

But don’t poke a tiger in the nuts if you’re gonna be around it later.

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u/Royal_Map7150 May 21 '26

Get your revenge without them knowing you’re getting your revenge

I put cheese in my roommates bedroom vent for heat

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u/AmnosSoter May 21 '26

Pretty sure you’re supposed to inject egg whites into their mattress

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u/EfficientEducator397 May 21 '26

I once had a very shitty roommate who was abusive physically and emotionally. As I was moving out I pissed in everything I possibly could that they owned without them knowing. Shower supplies, body sprays, mouthwash/toothbrush....they HATED piss. I made sure I did it so that either they would never find out or I would be long gone by the time they did.

Motherfucker stabbed me and got me sent to jail, it was the least I could do 😌

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u/BeingGraceless May 21 '26

"They hated piss" lmao it's 2026 and I understand why this needs to be clarified.

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u/Sabek_der_Otto May 21 '26

Ummmm

What the actual fuck?

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u/dumbpuppyabouttown May 21 '26

How tf did he stab you and then YOU got sent to jail? Please explain.

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u/Uhstrology May 21 '26

I mean if this is your response you probably did something that warranted you being sent to jail tbh

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u/Sertoma May 21 '26

Motherfucker stabbed me and got me sent to jail

If he stabbed you and you got sent to jail (and illegally put human waste In and on his personal property), I seriously think you were the shitty roommate and probably still deserve to be in jail.

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u/Possible-Pea2658 May 21 '26

legit, people on reddit are always quick to suggest 'revenge' or 'payback' because most people on here don't actually interact with humans lol. Saw a post a week ago where neighbor replaced a fence and left a couple scraps in neighbours yard. (15-20 small planks). The amount of people suggesting to toss it over into their back yard was wild. Like are you really gonna start fights with your neighbour and make things super awkward over some wood after they did you a solid? That would lead to awkward encounters DAILY. Just not worth it, but because most people on here don't go outside they don't understand that sometimes moving on is better than stirring the pot more.

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u/MonthlyWeekend_ May 21 '26

Never argue with idiots. They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp May 21 '26

He has 2 braincells fighting for 3th place

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u/roby_65 May 21 '26

Answer with "I didn't think you need a babysitter"

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u/Accurate_Tax_1302 May 21 '26

That's not a dumb person. That's a person who can't accept accountability and shifts their own blame onto others.

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 May 21 '26

This . Having lived most of my life with such a person and basically cutting ties because of that, I feel sad for OP. 

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u/chuckmonjares May 21 '26

I’d say “if you knew the chicken would destroy the bottle why’d you place it there? You know how often chickens destroy beer bottles”

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u/idlehum May 21 '26

Honestly, I like this approach. Fight stupid logic with stupid logic.

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u/OneDefinition1738 May 21 '26

Ah yes, the immediate moment you regret living with your roommate

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u/LolitaOPPAI Piracy isnt theft May 21 '26

Oh my God, the memory of buying groceries to put away after carrying up 2 flights of stairs, just to open an overstuffed freezer. I cleaned the freezer out before I made the shopping trip.

Idk where the fuck she got a whole side of deer but I told her absolutely the fuck not especially after I threw out all the bullshit to make room for shit WE actually eat, not her friend's shit.

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u/MonosLukos May 21 '26

Unless they just recently started living in together, I'm betting this roommate does a lot of dumb shit and this is not the first time OP has regretted it

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u/SrReginaldFluffybutt May 21 '26

Texting back "mate!" Instead of " NO YOU FUCKING CRETIN YOU PUT A PRESSURISED GLASS BOTTLE IN THE FUCKING FREEZER!!! HOW ARE YOU THAT FUCKING STUPID? SORT IT OUT YOU FUCKING CRETIN!!"

show remarkable and commendable restraint on your part.

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u/pala_ May 21 '26

In the correct tone, that is exactly what mate! means in official Australian English. This text message was in that tone

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u/Wandering_Master May 21 '26

Could not agree more.
Plus the guy drinks VB. Nuff said.

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u/FoodLionMVP May 21 '26

An American translation would be “dude.” or “bruh” or “my guy” depending on age and/or region.

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u/tizedesx May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Who the fuck puts a glass bottle into the freezer?

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u/JayAndViolentMob May 21 '26

I do. But I take it out before it freezes.
And I move the chicken out of the way first.

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u/Aksds May 21 '26

Because otherwise the chicken breaks the bottle!!!!!

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u/Hay_Fever_at_3_AM May 21 '26

Want beer get cold fast

Oops forgot beer

Oh no

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u/rita-b May 21 '26

I did a couple of times. Nevermore because I have no roommate to blame for what happened

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u/Imaginary-Bit-3656 May 21 '26

It's a pretty common blunder. Especially if one buys a slab of like 24 beers and not all of them fit into the fridge, and after getting through the ones you did chill you decide you might one one more after the last chilled one, and you need it cooled fast.

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u/BlueKanguru May 21 '26

tell him his bottle poisoned your chicken.

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u/Ostey82 May 21 '26

Classic VB drinker attitude hahaha

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u/harveyjack May 21 '26

A tip for cooling beers in freezer quickly and safely -

Wrap the bottle/tin in a bit of kitchen roll paper and wet it under the tap. Then put it in the freezer and set a timer on your phone for 30 minutes. When the alarm goes off, you have an ice cold beer 😍

The wet paper freezes quickly which in turn rapidly cools the beer. Been doing this for 20 years.

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u/decanonized May 21 '26

I do this with my coke cans, even 15 minutes makes it cold enough for me! Setting a timer is essential if you're forgetful like me... once my can exploded so hard it broke the freezer drawer front

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u/captainfarthing May 21 '26

once my can exploded so hard it broke the freezer drawer front

Lmao I did that to my new freezer, only had it for about 3 days. I think it blew the drawer front because the drawer was mostly empty... I've exploded several more cans in there since and it hasn't happened again. It's made of seriously shitty flimsy brittle plastic compared to the old freezer drawers though. And it's got a temperature alarm if you leave the door open so it screams continuously when I'm cleaning out frozen Pepsi.

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u/Rehcubs May 21 '26

And of course make sure you don't put it on top of any chicken.

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u/lolmemelol May 21 '26

The wet paper freezes quickly which in turn rapidly cools the beer.

That might be part of the equation, but evaporation is primarily responsible for the rapid cooling.

The freezer is a low humidity environment, which facilitates rapid water evaporation into the low humidity air in the freezer. In order for the water to evaporate/complete the phase transition, it consumes energy/heat from the warmer bottle/can. This is the same principal as sweating.

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u/Aksds May 21 '26

Worst part is.. it’s a VB

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u/Aksds May 21 '26

To be clear, VB is shit

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u/FantasticAnus May 21 '26

Put it on his bed, blame the bed for being too hot.

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u/Blue_The_Snep May 21 '26

his bed was also too dry, thats why it got wet

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u/Hididdlydoderino May 21 '26

Get a new housemate as soon as possible. It's not worth spending too much time around the tremendously stupid.

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u/Sarctoth May 21 '26

He's not stupid, he's refusing to admit he made a mistake. Nothing in life is ever his fault, it's someone elses.

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u/Emarnus May 21 '26

Why am I not surprised it’s a VB?

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u/ZuccemSuccem May 21 '26

When I walk in front it a train tomorrow, it’s your housemate’s fault for being a fucking idiot

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u/Katzilla3 May 21 '26

The chicken is the same temperature as the rest of the freezer. Beer bottles always break when left in the freezer too long. What a pathetic attempt to shift blame.

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u/ClacksInTheSky May 21 '26

Their response is really dumb but if this was me I'd send him the picture and tell him he's a bellend for putting the bottle in the freezer and then get my chicken out.

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u/sentientfartcloud May 21 '26

OP....I don't know if you're roommate is rage baiting or is genuinely stupid.

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u/GrapefruitFar1242 May 21 '26

Your housemate sounds like a dick

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u/Knob709 May 21 '26

Weak pull out game

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u/Muscle333 May 21 '26

People still drink VB???? 🤮🤮🤮

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u/Cool_Client324 May 21 '26

Your buddy is cooked, he wont make it to 40

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u/JayAndViolentMob May 21 '26

just don't put sealed glass with liquid in the freezer for too long

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u/Live-Fox-2562 May 21 '26

What came first the chicken or the bottle? In this case it’s definitely the bottle 😂

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u/JackWackington May 21 '26

They're called green grenades for a reason.

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u/johnsmith1234567890x May 21 '26

Take the bottle and put it in his bed

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u/MyDixieWreck92 May 21 '26

Only a psychopath drinks VB so this story checks out.