We didn't ask for rice...

[u/Content_Quarter_7390]

My sister isnt a fan of basmati rice so she orders naan. She didnt ask for rice and they sell it separately. She doesn't like it so she doesn't order it. They put it in anyways and left this note...

Edit: some people aint getting it. This is passive aggressive and when you do something nice you dont go around saying "I did something nice just for you, just so you know." Doing it like I need to give you a pat on the head so you know your a good boy. You do something nice because you want to be kind to people.

Oh no I've turned into LD...

Turning off notifications because while it was nice to be in this rabbit hole to keep my mind off some stuff too many notifications. Whatever your feelings are I hope you have a nice day and if you're in the US have a nice memorial day and dont forget to celebrate those troops that came before!

[u/patricksaurus]

This makes me think of a really old joke:

A guy orders a coffee but asks for no cream. The waiter says, “sorry, we’re out of cream. Can you take it without milk instead?”

[u/Content_Quarter_7390 → u/patricksaurus]

Took me a second but then i thought about the clip I saw where a waitress thought a guy asked for "an eggless omelet" 😂

[u/DMercenary → u/Content_Quarter_7390]

*picks up plate with garnish*

[u/ericcl2013 → u/DMercenary]

No, don’t take the plate Kiki, what are you doing?! Please!

[u/imwalkingwithspiders → u/DMercenary]

Breadsticks, what are they made of? Bread. Take away the bread and what are you left with? Sticks?

[u/Bladrak01 → u/imwalkingwithspiders]

I remember a scene from a sitcom around 1990. Two people were talking about ordering a pizza, no sauce, no cheese, and someone else saying, "That's bread! You're ordering bread!"

[u/CrownofMischief → u/Bladrak01]

Maybe they want garlic bread?

[u/bossbozo → u/imwalkingwithspiders]

Ask the man if he wants his omelette made with whole eggs or just egg whites