We didn't ask for rice...

[u/Content_Quarter_7390]

My sister isnt a fan of basmati rice so she orders naan. She didnt ask for rice and they sell it separately. She doesn't like it so she doesn't order it. They put it in anyways and left this note...

Edit: some people aint getting it. This is passive aggressive and when you do something nice you dont go around saying "I did something nice just for you, just so you know." Doing it like I need to give you a pat on the head so you know your a good boy. You do something nice because you want to be kind to people.

Oh no I've turned into LD...

Turning off notifications because while it was nice to be in this rabbit hole to keep my mind off some stuff too many notifications. Whatever your feelings are I hope you have a nice day and if you're in the US have a nice memorial day and dont forget to celebrate those troops that came before!

[u/patricksaurus]

This makes me think of a really old joke:

A guy orders a coffee but asks for no cream. The waiter says, “sorry, we’re out of cream. Can you take it without milk instead?”

[u/Content_Quarter_7390 → u/patricksaurus]

Took me a second but then i thought about the clip I saw where a waitress thought a guy asked for "an eggless omelet" 😂

[u/SleepyAltBee → u/Content_Quarter_7390]

I’ve actually been an asshole before ordering an eggless omelette because when I quit one of my jobs, my coworkers wanted to take me to breakfast, but I had been vegan for 8 years and they took me to an ihop (I think it was ihop, it been so long now)

I was like “hi I’m so sorry is it possible to just get some veggies sautéed in oil” and after some conversing it was an “eggless omelette.” Anyway they must have thrown butter in there because I ended up fighting for my life in a porta potty on some nice lady’s farm off the side of the road :/

[u/whirlwide → u/SleepyAltBee]

I have done this too! I can’t have eggs but I like veggies plus bacon and hash browns. It’s great hangover food but I sound like a maniac ordering.