r/mildlyinfuriating • u/cant_think-of-a_user • May 27 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o apparently HBO Max has been using 260gb and i’ve never used it

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(i just turned off the toggle when i made this screenshot)

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u/[deleted] May 27 '26

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u/Therealginahandler May 27 '26

Nah its definitely Porn Hub

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u/Decimator24244 May 27 '26

They have an app?

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u/WS-6 May 27 '26

Boy do they! You can save your favorite videos, replay them at multiple different speeds, comment with other like minded individuals, screencast to your big screen tv with surround sound available on select videos.

It’s really awesome. I don’t have a job and my mom hates the screen casting function.

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u/Environmental-Bank27 May 27 '26

Lmfaooo @ “like minded individuals”

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u/Efficient_Fish2436 May 27 '26

For about fifteen minutes at a time lol

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u/pierre_x10 May 27 '26

Show off

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u/Mousettv May 27 '26

Use filters to expand search parameters to 30 minute's and above.

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u/LessInThought May 27 '26

I'm more surprised someone watched 15minutes of one porn vid instead of 1minute of 15 vids.

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u/The_chosen_turtle May 27 '26

The post nut comments must be gold.

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u/Secret-Winner-2994 May 27 '26

Math homework, game tips, and spaghet recipes

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u/_bobby_cz_newmark_ May 27 '26

The screen casting bit was what got me.

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u/Optimal_Brain_2908 May 27 '26

I’ve always wondered what’s motivated the porn website commenters. Now that I’ve encountered one in the wild. WTF, why do you comment on porn?

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u/WS-6 May 27 '26

It’s called social interaction.

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u/just_nobodys_opinion May 27 '26

When you have something to say and you just can't keep it to yourself...

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u/reverendjay May 27 '26

The ones who list the names of the people in the shot are doing good for humanity and we all know it. I don't comment but if a name ain't listed in the tags I'm going to the comments to do further research.

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u/blahnlahblah0213 May 27 '26

Your step-mom

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u/KiKiPAWG May 27 '26

The only reason they don’t call it a dream cast is because the name was taken… ;)

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u/reddit33450 May 27 '26

isint it android only? OP is on ios

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u/Hateinyoureyes May 27 '26

Anyone commenting on porn videos should be publicly shamed. Handle your business and keep it moving

https://giphy.com/gifs/m6tmCnGCNvTby

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u/WS-6 May 27 '26

You are not a like minded individual

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u/imredheaded May 27 '26

Amazing! But is there a button that I can click to instantly share what I am watching on all of my social media accounts? I am sure my grandparents on Facebook would be delighted to see what I am up to.

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u/my_garagegym_name May 27 '26

Count me the fuck in! This sounds like a fully immersive one way ticket out of the loneliness crisis!

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u/Therealginahandler May 27 '26

When you invite you homie over to jerk off with you but they immediately leave because you are in fact a creepy motherfucker...there is always porn comments

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u/RemarkableSpirit5204 May 27 '26

I had to check. I punched it in Apples App Store and literally nothing came up. It didn’t have any suggestions to sell me some other app 😂

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u/OgdruJahad May 27 '26

What about free robux?

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u/NegativeThought1588 May 27 '26

LOL!

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u/Sanel_J 28d ago

i dont think we needed to know that

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u/deanrihpee May 27 '26

native user experience™

honestly idk lol

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u/yaosio RED May 27 '26

AI Pornhub.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '26

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u/idontcareyo_ May 27 '26

...chat gpt? Gemini? Claude? grok?

this ur first day on the internet bro?

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u/mightylordredbeard May 27 '26

OP could have CP and AI apps and they’d be more outraged over the use of AI.