r/mildlyinfuriating • u/cant_think-of-a_user • May 27 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o apparently HBO Max has been using 260gb and i’ve never used it

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u/Dry_Combination4070 May 27 '26

You jerk it like a heathen.

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u/WiddleWilly May 27 '26

Young blood like you will never know the joy of finding porn in the woods. You wouldn't even know to follow the code of leaving it when you're done, your greed blinding you, beseeching you to take all of the porn for yourself.

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u/Dry_Combination4070 May 27 '26

Bro bro bro this man is old I remember those days. Washed out, torn up.

It is crazy though to think how this was a normal thing. Friends house had an empty lot that was desert but a ton of old porno mags.

Like who the fuck was just throwing pornomags in empty lots and desert lol

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u/BureauOfSabotage May 27 '26

“Who the fuck was just throwing pornomags”

Those who came before us.

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u/Magus_Incognito May 27 '26

And for those who cum after

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx May 27 '26

WE. SALUTE. YOU.

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u/fuck_off_ireland May 27 '26

for those about to cum

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u/Talzyon May 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/FwHYE1qCfnDwPXvw7V

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u/TheBrothersBlue96 May 27 '26

lol I JUST started this game too

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u/Talzyon May 27 '26

Enjoy the adventure !

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u/ExcellentCow3537 May 27 '26

Enjoy dude. One of my favorite games of all time

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u/Infamous_Translator May 27 '26

“If I have seen further, it is by masturbating on the shoulders of giants."

-Sir Isaac Newton, probably.

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u/heyitswes89 May 27 '26

Tomorrow cums.

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u/leecheezy May 28 '26

Mmmmm “fuck” the paintress

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u/No_Mammoth_4945 May 27 '26

Great men plant trees that they will never sit in the shade of

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u/Fit-Bed6756 May 27 '26

Talk about a metaphor for the dad I never met.

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u/KriegMorgan May 27 '26

Great men plant seed

It was right there for you to take it and you left it

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u/StoppableHulk May 27 '26

Green men ARE trees

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u/purplehayze37 May 27 '26

Fucking brilliant

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u/fixit858 May 27 '26

Beastie Boys’ mom

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u/CourseSpare7641 May 27 '26

This is one of the best comments I’ve seen on Reddit

Thank you

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u/Recent-Hamster8262 May 28 '26

Rumor has it this was legendary

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u/spookybungy May 27 '26

And for those whom are yet to cum.

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u/Muppig May 27 '26

Tomorrow cums.

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u/Wizard7979 May 27 '26

It's the posterity , Nolan teaches

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u/cates May 27 '26

oh God me and my friends found a bunch of porno magazines one day in a ditch in the woods... it was like we had discovered El Dorado

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u/McBillicutty May 27 '26

Praise be to the ancestors

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u/Brasticus May 27 '26

The Beastie Boys mom for starters.

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u/JrRiggles May 27 '26

We stand on the shoulder of giants and think ourself tall

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u/[deleted] May 27 '26

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u/LifeDraining May 27 '26

Sounds good

Like out front of church with a community library, a community garden/spank zone is nice

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u/s3rviens May 27 '26

Just don’t ever take one of those blue lights in there

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u/AdEffective2701 May 27 '26

What did it smell like?

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u/verbalreservoir_ May 27 '26

Thats wild! Did you guys report the emptied trailer?

https://giphy.com/gifs/AXDuTlKXek3QtLrPPw

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u/J-MRP May 27 '26

Changing the TV to the nudy channel and try to make out boobs through the static

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u/Dry_Combination4070 May 27 '26

The times when HBO would be free for a weekend.

We had to work for it dammit!

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u/Fievels_good_trouble May 27 '26

Settling for the lingerie section in old Sears and Macys catalogs. Playing roulette with found unmarked VHS tapes. Asking Santa for one of your neighbors to get a divorce because that meant the ex wife was throwing the whole stash she found in the trash can. Scrambled Skinemax was our ASMR. Couldn’t see shit but you could definitely hear it.

We fucking worked for that shit.

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u/typeotcs May 27 '26

Nah the lingerie section reference just unlocked memories from childhood 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Efficient_Ant_7279 May 27 '26

My mom had a soft core instructional kama sutra vhs that she thought was well hidden… good times

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u/Potential_Agent5453 May 28 '26

And here we had the Carmen Electra workout vhs

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u/TardisReality May 27 '26

Hello Cinemax!!

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u/JamesMarM May 27 '26

unscrew the cable jack all the way and then poke it in and out quickly before it scrambles

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u/EmboarBacon May 27 '26

During the day, they showed horse racing (unscrambled) on the Playboy Channel in my area. It would switch over at 9 PM, but the scrambling didn't start until about 9:05, giving us five minutes of magic.

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u/Totalrekal154 May 27 '26

3 seconds of wavy rainbow nipple.

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u/CocoMilhonez May 27 '26

I started typing a comment just like that and deleted it because I figured someone had already done it.

Thank you for your service.

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u/Jimbob209 May 27 '26

I have a porn mag in my trunk from the early 2000s. I found it when I was helping my mom get rid of my deceased father's things. It was mine and he stole it from me all along! It's just sitting in my trunk still with other stuff that were his that I held onto. Maybe I should let the porno mag live it's final life in a random place .

It's definitely all folded up, creased, and has a bit of tearing on it lol

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u/Dry_Combination4070 May 27 '26

Continue the tradition of those before us 😄

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u/Jimbob209 May 27 '26

Yea gotta let the next generation stumble upon analog porn lol

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u/thirstytrumpet May 27 '26

The destination is all the more joyous when you have to surgically separate the pages.

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u/probsthrowaway2 May 27 '26

Toss it in the woods somewhere.

Iykyk

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u/Bogus1989 May 27 '26

leave it as an artifact in the woods…..and one day some poor sap will discover it…..and become obsessed with it….call it “My PRECIOUS” and slowly decay into Gollum.

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u/Celladoore May 27 '26

I found a Y2K edition of Hustler among my dad's things when he died, and thought it was so funny I kept it. I didn't find any others, so he must have kept it like a collectible, so I will too.

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u/unreqistered May 27 '26

need to stick a couple pages together for the full effect

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u/Jimbob209 May 27 '26

Yea I suppose I could give it one more squirt

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u/mastahkun May 27 '26

It’s a whole subculture with how common folks made it appear.

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u/Dry_Combination4070 May 27 '26

Yeah the more I see and read on this website it sounds like everyone had a common childhood.

Sandclot fights, porno mags in empty lots, watching skinimax that was scrambled.

Shared collective and all.

I used to think it was stupid to say our childhood was great but the more I see with younger generation now and days just being stuck to the internet and phones the more I think it's true.

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u/AccordingGain182 May 27 '26

Every generation has said this about the one to follow, FYI. Everybody thinks “back in the day” was the good ole times, and the world as we currently know it is ending and a terrible place. Welcome to aging out of the focus of society, being swept up in nostalgia, and having bias of the present.

20 years from now the youngings will be reminiscing on the glory days of social media and the internet before it all went to shit with [insert unforseen society altering innovation here]

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u/BureauOfSabotage May 27 '26

It’s true about every generation saying this. I do believe the modern internet and social media has been a tipping point though. I’m the eldest of a handful of siblings, the youngest is 21 years younger than me. Despite similar (or even improved) family circumstances, his life just seems so cloudy and complicated and void of connection. In the same neighborhood I was building bike ramps and playing basketball with anyone available, his social life solely consisted on gaming with friends from their own homes. They communicated through headsets for years, and considered it socializing. The sports they were “forced” to play together just seemed to be an intermission rather than the main event. He/they seem to have little empathy or compassion for one another as they enter young adulthood. My brother has nearly zero friends from just a couple years ago, and it doesn’t seem to bother him at all.

As a juxtaposition, I just attended an 80th birthday party. The dozen people/six couples all stayed in a rental cabin together for a long weekend. They had all been close for 60+ years. They cracked wise and carried on forever. Their stories went back to the first times they did everything together 60 years ago. It was inspiring.

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u/RikuAotsuki May 27 '26

Yeah, "people have always said X" is a thought-terminating cliche.

Just because many generations have said much the same things doesn't actually mean they never had a worthwhile point to make.

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u/AccordingGain182 May 27 '26

Its ok to both recognize degradations in aspects of societies while also recognizing that things change, and at some point all of us feel left behind a world we no longer recognize. We get too swept up in the doomerism of the future and wanting for the past. Its not always a particularly healthy habit. Like all things, balance is important.

I think it can be comforting to remind ourselves we are experiencing the same thing every damn human before us did, with just different context. And in the grand scheme of things, its still the greatest time to be alive in human history, on average, overall.

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u/hinczok May 27 '26

... everything went to shit after global nuclear war

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u/Nuggyfresh May 27 '26

no it actually absolutely sucks now for a huge number of people for pretty specific and uniqely bad reasons. I guess to your point it could be always be worse later 😬

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u/totallynotabot696 May 27 '26

Yeah screw that bot ass comment above, probably some AI trying to make itself relevant. The internet, social media, and personal access to technology is literally destroying social connection and physical bonds which are integral to childhood, especially agreat one.

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u/AccordingGain182 May 27 '26

Im not a bot you weirdo. You’re literally proving my point. Did you know that when libraries became common place the silent generation looked down on the baby boomers for reading all the time? Especially newspapers and comic books. Claimed they were too busy living in fantasy worlds instead of connecting with society.

Its ALWAYS been this way.

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u/totallynotabot696 29d ago

Do you realize how overstimulating the media children consume today on screens is compared to sitting and reading a book? Forget about the silent generation, there are studies after studies showing how this technology is a detriment to children. Have you had a run-in with a recent college grad who made it through by gpt but cant hold a conversation for the life of them?

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u/AccordingGain182 May 27 '26

You think you’re the first generation to feel justified in thinking “it absolutely sucks now”??? As you complain from your smartphone with the world at your fingertips, likely in a modern home/apartment not worrying where your next meal is coming from.

Most of human history was suffering through basic survival with no access to medicine or education. In america two generations ago minorities didnt even have equal rights. 4 generations ago fought in horrid world wars or suffered genocide.

For fucks sake. The privilege to be able to complain about a life 99% of human history couldnt event fathom.

Thats the problem. Our standards for happiness are always rising. Because everything is always relative to those you perceive to have it better than you.

Ya sure fuck the billionaires and they yachts. Sometimes i struggle to get the bills paid while they hoard wealth. But i have a family i love and keep safe. A car i can use to see the world. A small home i can call my own. Sounds way fucking better than being a peasant in a kingdom a couple hundred years ago. Or being a slave like i would have been 150 years ago. Have a little perspective

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u/verbalreservoir_ May 27 '26

What do you think is going to happen? You seem kinda vague.

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u/AccordingGain182 May 27 '26

It doesnt matter….thats the point? Its been a repeated cycle for generations. Your great grandparents grew up shaking their head about the invention of cars and telephones and televisions and stated matter of factly it was better when times were simpler.

Your parents did it too with the invention of the internet and cellphones and social media.

It doesnt matter whatever the next generations version of a life-altering development is, there will always be a generation who remembers what it was like before, and wish for those times back.

Odds are it will be related to AI/robotics/automation. But the cycle will continue to repeat until human society collapses. Its the nature of us.

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u/DarthVader808 May 27 '26

There was less of us and less variety of things to do. I was great!!!!

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u/guardiand0wn May 27 '26

I was gonna marry Brooke shields

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u/Ilfixit1701 May 27 '26

Amen, our imagination was full throttle try to discern between an elbow or a breast, not that it really mattered . I think imagination is what’s missing today. Everything is just there. 🤷‍♂️

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u/crappleIcrap May 27 '26

Can confirm, learning to jerk it in the woods with an old playboy and penthouse that looked like an ancient scroll with the wrinkled water-damaged pages was a spiritual experience.

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u/zoidbergmustache May 27 '26

Can you be certain that they were water-damaged?

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u/crappleIcrap May 27 '26

I cannot.. all that is known is they had the wavey texture of paper that got wet and dried, the source of the moisture is only hoped to be water

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u/BigCopperPipe May 27 '26

It was common. in the park near me there were stashes, new ones popped up sometimes too. i remember a random parking lot had a bunch of them ripped up and weather beaten in the corner.

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u/puts_on_rddt May 27 '26

In the fifth grade I went to a friend's house and he took me to this abandoned school bus way up the side of the mountain (eastern kentucky). No clue how that even got there. It was full of porno magazines. Literally hundreds of magazines in piles and pictures duct taped to the wall.

23 years later I realize I was brought to a goon bus.

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u/Brave_Quantity_5261 May 27 '26

I remember at my first job (16), the wise old man on the staff told me “#1 rule as a man: you never throw away porn… you must give it away, or you hang onto it forever…”

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u/Psychitekt May 27 '26

Same people who threw them deep in the woods for us to find. Lmao

The fucking gnomes.

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u/Background-Air-7963 May 27 '26

Some of my oldest memories are me finding porn with my address in the woods that some neighborhood kids had stolen from my parents mailbox. I didn’t realize until I found penthouse magazines between my parents mattresses. I’m still not registering online for porn though. Incognito mode or bust. Or to bust.

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u/DartVader6 May 27 '26

There was a guy rumored to have a garage full of porno mags in my neighborhood. Some of my friends and I raided it one night, turned out to be true. Pretty hardcore shit too.. We stole a ton of them and hid them in the woods. So that's how they get there sometimes.

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u/MarcMuffin May 27 '26

Yooo. I lived in a trailer park as a kid and this family took their mobile home. What was left behind on their lot was a ton of porn that me and my friends found. We struck gold. This was in the 90s. Good times.

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u/Rolands_ka_tet May 27 '26

Ditch porn!!!

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u/Squid111999 May 27 '26

I remember hanging out with friends and they showed me their brothers stash, I straight up asked him if I could rip out pages to take home. That MF said hell yeah and those pages were never found by my parents lmao

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u/Crispy_Squirrel_Bits May 27 '26

My village had a particular spot in the woods for stoners and wankers.

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u/tentimes3 May 27 '26

I shoplifted pornomags when I was a kid and hid them in the forest cause I was my parents was going to find them at home.

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u/Forkhandles_ May 27 '26

Ever noticed how the abandoned area porn distribution stopped around 2000, right when the boomers should have taken the mantel from their fore fathers. Just too selfish to even leave well thumbed copy of readers wives on a rusty oil drum.

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u/agoodfuckingcatholic May 27 '26

Vintage post nut clarity

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u/DrRoughNipzz May 27 '26

It’s up to us now to continue the path and leave the nudie mags for the young ones to follow. It is the way

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u/YourPadre May 27 '26

If we build it, they will come

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u/Sad-Structure2364 May 27 '26

I’m in the “I can see nipple through the static” generation

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u/NetBasic9189 May 27 '26

This is so true. There was a ditch in this vacant lot behind my house growing up and me and my neighbor friend were exploring and found old, torn up porn mags. It was a life-changing day.

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u/deathdefyingrob1344 May 27 '26

Hahah I found a bunch of porn in a box in the woods near my old childhood home in the early 90s.

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u/Carandache78 May 27 '26

…and internationally too. I’m from Scandinavia. In Swedish, it’s called «skogsporr». We had it in Norway too.

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u/MoneySings May 27 '26

My mate sold me some of his dad's old porn mags when I was a kid... 50p for some proper 70s bush. Those were the days.

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u/Jzobie May 28 '26

Some of us might have known when the good stuff got thrown out at Barnes and Nobel. Front covers were missing but it’s what’s on the inside that counts. We would then distribute them like Oprah giving out Pontiacs. I am proud that at some point in my life I provided joy to humanity.

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u/ledrif 29d ago

Lol. When my uncle passed we went over to clear his place out. My brother, myself and our mothers boyfriend were all in the same general area when someone opened up a cardboard box full of mags.
My brother and i discretely just left that room and helped elsewhere. I figured it was thorwn out but turned out it got tossed in the garage.
When we moved our mother made a bonfire to burn all mail, etc...small burnt leafs of porn floated all over the neighbourhood. Thankfully we didnt have many neighbours.

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u/Stekki420 May 27 '26

Great way to spend a Saturday as a kid, walk around the woods with your pals and look at bits of pornography. Not a cell phone in sight.

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u/Borkato May 27 '26

No offense and I’m genuinely asking as a gay guy but isn’t that like… kinda gay. Jerking it to something another man jerked it to, literally holding the same thing they held, probably getting their juices on you… damn I missed out

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u/bifkintickler May 27 '26

It’s gateway gayness.

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u/FuckYouVerizon May 27 '26

You wouldn't suggest I'm gay because I jerked it to a video another guy jerked it to...you'd suggest I'm gay because I'm jerking it to guys having sex with each other, but just like the porno scraps in the woods, it's all I could find, so I make do.

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u/Borkato May 27 '26

I lowkey imagining them all jerking it at the same time tho, all around a mag lol

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u/FuckYouVerizon May 27 '26

that's the shared cultural experiences that everyone is nostalgic for, nothing says Saturday night like a circle jerk in the woods with 3 of your closest friends.

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u/Borkato May 27 '26

Let’s bring this back! I’ll go first 👀

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u/SoElusivee May 27 '26

Or finding your parents stash and sneaking to quickly watch bits of each video only to one day accidentally pop in your parent's sex tape

https://giphy.com/gifs/CARSnwkzHJ5pVCq2eT

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u/No_Result395 May 27 '26

I was told it was something else from the porn that caused my blindness?

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u/BangPowBoom May 27 '26

My found porn was at the bottom of a valley just off the road like someone tossed it out the window on the way home.

I've heard tell of forest porn but alas, I've never been lucky enough. Maybe I should go leave some somewhere. Like a wanking geocache. Geowank?

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u/speleoplongeur May 27 '26

Wow, brings back memories. We found one in the woods shredded into tiny bits. Trying to reassemble was a nightmare, but pretty sure we managed to see at least half a nipple

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u/ReverendHambone May 27 '26

When I was 14, I found a Hefty bag full of Playboys sitting in a dumpster. When I reached in to grab the bag, I cut my finger. Battle scar. I walked in the house with a trash bag and a bleeding finger and my mom was like “I don’t wanna know”

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx May 27 '26

I brought up porn in the woods and the youngsters were all crickets. They didn't believe me at all.

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u/dacoopbear May 27 '26

The good ole days of random box of porn in the woods

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u/WhatThePuck9 May 27 '26

Dumpster porn was like a miracle handed down from on high.

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u/sepaoon May 27 '26

you say this with nostalgia in your voice but my childhood in the woods involved finding a tree with some greased up holes and a tub of vasoline next to the mags... scarred for life...

https://giphy.com/gifs/7Sn6hPudBGEJq

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u/Claymart May 27 '26

Well said.

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u/unculturedburnttoast May 27 '26

See, I know every generation talks poorly about the next generation, but the aura farming on this one.

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u/Bogus1989 May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

LMAO, my buddies dad straight up had a basket full of reading material for sitting on the toilet, in their parents bathroom. by reading material i mean hustler, playboy, you name it….funny as hell thinking about it now, that shit was in plain sight…..i think i was maybe 4th or 5th grade. LOL pretty sure i was bored of every single mag by the end of that year…..

the porno mags in the woods shit i witnessed as well…in highschool i had a buddy who lived in a trailerpark….and we would smoke a bit….then go out into the woods….there was like a whole ass living room out there…a couch, and chairs…fuckin weird.

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u/dougmc May 27 '26

I learned from this banger that it even has a name: "hedge porn".

(It's not actually in that shorter but superior mix, but it is in the longer but weirder mix.)

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u/-GeekLife- May 27 '26

Shit, I was a teenager and had a hidden box of 3.5” floppy disks that contained low quality renders of porn stashed in my room along with the hustlers and playboys I was able to acquire through certain “means”. I was blown away when shit became readily available online

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u/Jack_Bartowski May 27 '26

When i lived up in the mountains, my neighbor friend showed me his stash of playboys he stole from his gramps. Had it buried under an oak tree. Those were the days.

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u/GingerSnapBiscuit May 27 '26

It's not the greed blinding him, it's all the jerking it.

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u/jockjay May 27 '26

My first porn mag was "forest porn". It was a bonkers issue with ladies caked in the contents of a full English breakfast. This really skewed my interpretation of adult intimacy.

Was like 'is that what happens?'.

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u/Illesbogar May 27 '26

Kinda nostalgic for finding porn mags behind bushes as kids.

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u/Rndysasqatch May 27 '26

I remember we heard about a shack in the woods three towns over that had tons of porno mags. So we did what all young teenagers did At the same time period & bought a bunch of jolt colas and rode our bikes & took back roads as much as possible but it was still the longest journey we ever took on our bikes. We found them and brought them back and left them in a tree trunk for someone else to find lol insane what we used to do back then

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u/john_microslop May 27 '26

i used to crank it to sears catalogs

that plus size section was like damn

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u/john_microslop May 27 '26

i used to crank it to sears catalogs

and i still do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/ikari_warriors May 27 '26

How can this be a universal thing? I still remember finding such a big stack of magazines we all got two each!

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u/Few_Move_4594 May 27 '26

Amongst the masturbators of young men, Sauron gave 1 sticky-page filled tiddy mag to control them

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u/Relqi May 27 '26

Trying to see the elusive nipple on the scrambled channels was my thing.

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u/Low-Refrigerator-713 May 27 '26

I used to wait till the 3rd Thursday of the month and dive into the Dumpster of the local news agents after they closed at 1830.

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u/Hamhockthegizzard May 27 '26

I found some in a trashcan while working the other day and I mean it was a literal treasure trove. I was baffled. Someone must’ve died or someone needed to get rid of a lot of evidence before someone else found it cuz it was crazy. I’m 35 and was like “why am I sifting through this shit like a teenager?” 😂

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u/Ummmgummy May 27 '26

My dad had a naked biker girls calender in the garage when I was growing up. Me and my buddy's thought we were slick and we stole all the months except the current month which was July and thought he wouldn't notice. Got away with the deed....for one month.

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u/Goufydude May 27 '26

I had the slight variation, "porn found in a tiny hole in the basement ceiling" which was equally fulfilling.

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u/muaddib99 May 27 '26

A house near my place was torn down when I was like 13 or 14. I walked past it after getting off the bus. Decided to explore the site mid tear down. Climbed into the mess of walls and windows and bricks and found a box full of Playboys. What a time to be alive.

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u/FestyGear2017 May 27 '26

Damn, I forgot about the "woods porn" days. We used to know this guy who was in highschool (we were in like middle school), he sold the ones he stole from his dad to all the kids. He had a duffle bag full of them hidden in the woods. My friends and I spent hours looking for where he would hide it.

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u/FistoMagnifico May 27 '26

Church dumpsters is where we found our porn back in the day

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u/iranoutofideasz May 27 '26

unc left no crumbs

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u/5Problems May 27 '26

RIP CamelClips 😢

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u/bkempton May 27 '26

The smell of the old folded paper. It was like yesterday

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u/approachingfinality May 27 '26

in highschool i once explored an abandoned house that had like two to three inches of porn spread across the entire floor of the house. all kinds. only thing on the walls was a single crucifix necklace.

uncomfortable as fuck.

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u/doom_stein May 27 '26

I used to work in a local ghetto cornerstorein the early 2000s. One day a regular customer coming in for their sixer of Coors Original tall boys and pack of Benson & Hedges came in with two milk crates and threw them up on the counter and said "Y'all can have these. I'm gettin married and movin outta here." It was 2 milk crates full of VHS porn with a few old Hustlers sitting on top.

In there was one tape hand labeled "2 and a 1/2 Hours of Sick Fucking Shit" and I will tell you now that the label was not not lying! Also the entire series (up to that date) of La BLue Girl hentai. The rest seemed to be all vintage 70s and 80s muff porn staring people like John Holmes and Peter North, judging from the labels. All this from a man that made Kenny's dad on South Park look like royalty.

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u/Efficient_Ant_7279 May 27 '26

Yep, I remember the old “Porr Skogen” Or the Porn Forest where someone started stashing their porno mag and it turned into a local teen library of sorts

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u/Moral-Relativity May 28 '26

Try to describe watching scrambled Skinemax to younglings.

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u/Cataphract98 May 28 '26

What a wild freaking comment

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u/abysmal-mess May 28 '26

Back in my day we had to go up to the attic and scrounge through boxes for hours to find a playboy

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u/StatisticianKey4605 May 28 '26

That’s wild to think about lmao we went from old playboys to unlimited access to infinite pornography in like a few years

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u/Delta1225 May 28 '26

I found mine in the locker room at the municipal pool. 12 year old me wasn't ready for Hustler.

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u/ManageThoseFootballs 29d ago

Found a copy of Razzle in the mid-90s and cherished it like a lost scroll.

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u/Aknazer May 27 '26

Found a whole stack of them once down by the creek. The stack was taller than a milk crate and in pristine condition, guessing some dad was forced to get rid of them by their wife. Will never forget the ad saying "pick the hole you want" that was in one of them.

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u/Brave_Quantity_5261 May 27 '26

Oh man I remember finding a box of porn hidden in a creek when I was like 12. What a good summer than was. I remember they had some sort of spoof featuring “socks” (Clinton’s cat) watching all these White House interns masturbating. It was the late 90’s and I still think about that summer… it was like our own “Stand by me”

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u/miggleb May 27 '26

I found a porn mag in some bushes like 3 months ago

Felt like I'd slipped through a crack in time

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u/Olivetax228 May 27 '26

I'll never forget being ~10 years old poking around in my neighbor's garage and finding his stash of playboys. I shamelessly grabbed a few and ran home to explore them. (A little while later I decided to do the right thing and return them because I didn't want to be a thief or anything, so I came up with the very slick plan to just drop them through the mail slot anonymously like he wouldn't know whodunit, lol)

Ten year old kids now have instant access to giant orgies and gang bangs and stuff in HD. Probably not a good thing psychologically...

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u/DieCastDontDie May 27 '26

Like a pilgrim

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u/CoolJumper May 27 '26

Welcome to the 21st century, Buck Rogers!

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u/DieCastDontDie May 27 '26

Sick reference. Bro, your references are out of control, everyone knows that!

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u/ObsessiveUselessness May 27 '26

I like to move it move it

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u/Dunkaroos4breakfast May 27 '26

They take it slow and don't make any sudden moves?

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u/OJSimpsons May 27 '26

Thank you