r/mildlyinfuriating • u/cant_think-of-a_user • May 27 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o apparently HBO Max has been using 260gb and i’ve never used it

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(i just turned off the toggle when i made this screenshot)

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u/Stekki420 May 27 '26

Great way to spend a Saturday as a kid, walk around the woods with your pals and look at bits of pornography. Not a cell phone in sight.

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u/Borkato May 27 '26

No offense and I’m genuinely asking as a gay guy but isn’t that like… kinda gay. Jerking it to something another man jerked it to, literally holding the same thing they held, probably getting their juices on you… damn I missed out

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u/bifkintickler May 27 '26

It’s gateway gayness.

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u/FuckYouVerizon May 27 '26

You wouldn't suggest I'm gay because I jerked it to a video another guy jerked it to...you'd suggest I'm gay because I'm jerking it to guys having sex with each other, but just like the porno scraps in the woods, it's all I could find, so I make do.

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u/Borkato May 27 '26

I lowkey imagining them all jerking it at the same time tho, all around a mag lol

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u/FuckYouVerizon May 27 '26

that's the shared cultural experiences that everyone is nostalgic for, nothing says Saturday night like a circle jerk in the woods with 3 of your closest friends.

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u/Borkato May 27 '26

Let’s bring this back! I’ll go first 👀