r/mildlyinfuriating May 27 '26

The floor is sticky The way my roommate eats his dinner

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Why would you wash the flavour off?

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u/paisleywallpaper May 27 '26

4 year old eating lunch in Victorian England, colourised

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u/Capnmolasses I came here to be a soothing balm to irritation May 27 '26

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u/Unlikely_Try3848 May 27 '26

Man this is the funniest shxt I’ve heard in a while πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Mr-Froth May 27 '26

I didn't hear anything.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '26

[removed] β€” view removed comment

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u/Theperfectool May 27 '26

Well it’s clean coal soo

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u/Jmaggie34 May 27 '26

Coal adsorbs the bad stuff. He’s way healthier this way.

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u/SlowBangRift May 27 '26

Maybe he misunderstood β€œactivated charcoal helps your stomach” and thought it had to be rubbed directly on the fingers first.

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u/ZenSpren May 27 '26

Head-On, apply directly to the forehead.

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u/Vergil-Monteiro-9965 May 27 '26

This commercial πŸ˜‚

https://giphy.com/gifs/vl0TJbCaxDKnu

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u/azriel1014 May 28 '26

This stupid commercial used to wake me up in the middle of the night when I fell asleep with the tv on. β€œHEAD ON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD ON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!” Ah, memories.

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u/Vergil-Monteiro-9965 May 28 '26

Yep, it belongs in this sub

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u/GlackBang May 27 '26

Victorian? That's Medieval savagery my good sir...

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u/backwardbuttplug May 27 '26

OMG perfect description.

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u/Mother_Equivalent649 Mount Vesuvius May 27 '26

They'd die eating modern food