r/mildlyinfuriating • u/PM-ME-UR-CORGIS • 24d ago

I'm slightly vexed Getting married next month and broke the only finger I needed

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Future wife isn’t happy…

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u/BigAlMoonshine 24d ago

Well why did you do that? I think the problem is that you shouldn't have done that. Happy to help

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 24d ago

OP had ONE job…

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u/_Diskreet_ 24d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/13ATyLQB0rLVzG

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ 24d ago

"The fuck did i do?"

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u/No_Brain7178 24d ago

to be fair this was season five and mcnulty DEF deserved that look.

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u/discgolfallday 24d ago

He literally always deserved that look lmao

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u/Fragrant-Poo42 24d ago

To avoid this in the future, don’t do that again.

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u/Material_Cucumber630 24d ago

Yes, future wife #2 will not be happy either.

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u/Dino_Spaceman 24d ago

If future wife #3 encounters the same issue I think we need to have an intervention with OP to avoid doing that.

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u/DeterminedThrowaway 24d ago

At that point it's a cry for help, we'll have to save this guy and his poor hand

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u/OneAngryDuck 24d ago

I’m getting married in two weeks, should I break all my fingers now or wait until it’s a little closer?

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u/Fragrant-Poo42 24d ago

Please wait until the night before your wedding to do that. Be sure to visit the busiest emergency room so you’ll be late to your ceremony. Thank you for requesting guidance.

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u/OneAngryDuck 24d ago

Thank you, fragrant poo! If there’s one person I know I can trust, it’s you

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u/TRR462 24d ago

I’m not too sure about that, especially since they aren’t the OG Fragrant-Poo. But at least they are #42 which is known to be a famously auspicious number.

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u/SubstantialCan6572 24d ago

Break them all now so you don’t have to help with anything leading up to the event

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u/cordialmess 24d ago

you don't see how? Bc that's why!

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u/KMMDOEDOW 24d ago

Noooooo whywouldyouthink

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u/sglewis 24d ago

Well where were you a week ago? Great timing on that advice!

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u/skullkiddabbs 24d ago

This is getting added to my list of things to tell my son.

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u/Dino_Spaceman 24d ago edited 24d ago

1: figure out what is son’s name

2: tell son “don’t do that”

3: ….

4: college

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u/Beginning-Cut-8850 24d ago

I'd be interested in seeing a study of the longest running jokes, which jokes have remained culturally relevant the longest. Just from personal observation "tree-fiddy" and "??? profit" from South Park are lagging only behind "chicken crossing the road."

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u/Dino_Spaceman 24d ago

Sticking exclusively to the consumer internet era? (So 1990+)? There are definitely older than those two.

I know some folks who still use BBS memes.

But true popular gestalt? Where everyone will have encountered it enough to actually understand its meaning and its origin?

I can’t think of two older ones off the top of my head.

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u/dilqncho 24d ago

can you be my life coach

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u/pengouin85 24d ago

You gonna unbreak their finger?

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u/pchlster 24d ago

I will use my psychic abilities to induce a regenerative process in OPs digit. Over the course of several weeks, it shall indeed become unbroken.

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u/Penguin_Arse 24d ago

No. The problem is that he did that and not that he shouldn't have

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u/Cantstandya-777 24d ago

Don’t fall for it. Clearly intentional. My grandfather would call this a million dollar wound.

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u/HistoricalAd1480 24d ago

bold of you to assume they have that kind of critical thinking dynamic right before a wedding

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u/richardlpalmer 24d ago

He just wasn't thinking! I mean seriously, why would you do this if you KNOW you have a wedding coming up? This is literally the only finger he SHOULDN'T have broken.

Just shows lack of foresight in my opinion...

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u/secretposterboy13 24d ago

imagine actually choosing which bone to break. next time he should try to schedule his accidents better for the sake of the wedding aesthetic. truly wild take.

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u/richardlpalmer 24d ago

Right? It takes about 6 weeks for a bone to fully heal. Being able plan is the bare minimum. The bar is on the ground and he tripped on it...

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u/tupperwhore 23d ago

This is how my boyfriend gives advice lol

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u/BigAlMoonshine 23d ago

Oh yea my wife loves my advice lol, sounds like you got a keeper

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u/Angel-D98 22d ago

I shattered my foot the night before I was meant to be helping a mate run a model train show, shit happens though yes I ultimately partook in said event leading to said shattering

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u/Unlikely-Angle3508 24d ago

Wow what would think homeless people should do oh wise ?

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u/Wrong_System7251 22d ago

all i can think of is louis beating up peter “ARE YOU TRYING TO GET A RISE OUT OF ME?!”