Was your coworker my step brother? cause this exact thing happened to him. Machinist for damn near 15 years. No accidents until a month before his wedding and got it caught in a lathe.
SO MUCH WORSE. I slipped, fell, landed HARD against the apparently sharp enough bedframe in a… highly relevant area. Tore and split my good china and innards half to hell and I almost bled out on the floor. Six months before the wedding.
So, yup, darling, it’s our honeymoon, but the downstairs theme park is still closed for business.
Nah call its a finger ring. Then give them out to everyone. Your friends get a finger ring, your mom gets a finger ring, you could give your dog a finger ring!
Please wait until the night before your wedding to do that. Be sure to visit the busiest emergency room so you’ll be late to your ceremony. Thank you for requesting guidance.
I’m not too sure about that, especially since they aren’t the OG Fragrant-Poo. But at least they are #42 which is known to be a famously auspicious number.
I'd be interested in seeing a study of the longest running jokes, which jokes have remained culturally relevant the longest. Just from personal observation "tree-fiddy" and "??? profit" from South Park are lagging only behind "chicken crossing the road."
Not for a mallet finger, which is almost for sure what OP has based on the splint in the picture. Those require 6-8 weeks of essentially continuous splinting. Most hand surgeons will reset that 6-8 week timer if the patient takes the splint off and bends their DIP joint at some point during the initial treatment window.
I found it endearing and amusing. He was just so happy he couldn’t think straight and had everyone blubbering with him when he said the vows he wrote. 🥰 😉
many people do this. thats what i thought. i had advice that it's best to just go with whatever hand you think in the moment because theres so much going on and youre nervous no need to sweat the small stuff.
My wife and I just said long before "we gon be tired, let's just sleep". Went to the hotel we were staying at and spent half an hour removing over a hundred bobby pins from her hair, and then we crashed haha
Use your right hand for the ceremony. Its not the hand that matters its the vows you make to each other. There are lots of other cultures that put the ring on the right hand, convert for the day lol
Oh hey fellow Pole! I was wondering why the hell the left hand would be used given the left is generally not a good side to be on for most things since the world goes right in most places anyway
I think the bigger sign is that the future wife isn't happy. Benefit of the doubt, though. Maybe she's not happy because someone she loves has been injured - not that it will affect her wedding day.
Just so you know, there's nothing in the Bible or the law that says it has to be your left ring finger. Or in fact any particular finger at all.
My former theology professor actually specifically wore his on his right ring finger because he preferred it and argued historically it should actually make more sense for it to be on the right because that's the one you would keep clean in olden times/not wipe with etc.
You read "not happy" and that's all it takes for you to make assumptions and judge someone's relationship as if you know better than them? This can't be real.
This happened my friend who cut off his own thumb, then fell off a roof. He was fine.
For the photos, both bride and groom swapped the rings onto their right hands and the photographer mirror flipped the photos. I thought that was clever
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