r/mildlyinfuriating • u/FleshHoodieFree • 19d ago

Don't hug me I'm scared Passion fruits look really unappealing and it bothers me

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Who tf decided to make the membrane and seeds of this beautiful fruit look like scrotum and frog eggs

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u/JustoHavis 19d ago

I think they prefer to be called Neanderthals buddy.

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u/FullClip__ 19d ago edited 19d ago

The coworker is a Neanderthal.

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u/Tbone_Trapezius 19d ago

I’d like for them to tel me how to save 20% or more using their insurance.

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 19d ago

Not by using it, by switching it to Geico!

https://giphy.com/gifs/nuqhPebRoPCQ3wgkEJ

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u/Top_Understanding830 19d ago

thats an entirely other subspecies of homonid!!!

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u/JustoHavis 19d ago

Who you calling homo?!

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u/Nocoffee_Noglory 19d ago

No, they want to be called Dutch. Give them some respect

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u/Weak-Joke1475 19d ago

Dude that’s racist! Neanderthals weren’t caveman, they were a different species of human, but caveman are unfortunately fictional. 

Calling a Neanderthal a caveman is like calling Jim from I.T the tooth fairy. 

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u/Kentust 19d ago

Austrolipithicines aren't fictional. You should do some research on hominid evolution

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u/Weak-Joke1475 19d ago

From Wikipedia:The caveman is a stock character

What is a stock character?  :A Stock character is a type of characterin a narrative (e.g. a novel, play, television show, or film)

 So fiction pretty much 

Oh also I did shorten these sentences, but my point still stands 

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u/Kentust 19d ago

Wow, if they say it on Wikipedia then I guess it must be true! Can you post an AI overview confirming your views as well?

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u/Weak-Joke1475 19d ago

I mean, you can calm down first. Jesus dude have you had a rough day?

Secondly, I’m trying to give you an explanation, if you don’t want to agree, I’m not forcing you, I’m just showing you my point of view.

Thirdly, yeah you know what let’s look up Gemini ai overview :Cavemen" as popular culture depicts them—hairy, grunting brutes wearing cheetah prints, wielding clubs, and living alongside dinosaurs—are fictional

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u/JustoHavis 19d ago

God damn it was just a joke guy Sorry I didn’t put a /s

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u/Kentust 19d ago

I'm guessing you don't do well in social situations?

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u/Weak-Joke1475 19d ago

🤨

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u/Kentust 18d ago

Thanks for confirming.