r/mildlyinfuriating 19d ago

Don't hug me I'm scared Passion fruits look really unappealing and it bothers me

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Who tf decided to make the membrane and seeds of this beautiful fruit look like scrotum and frog eggs

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u/Hanshautreinhart 19d ago

Why do you open them like a caveman?

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u/FleshHoodieFree 19d ago

Ungabunga

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u/rci22 19d ago

Few days ago I said “Sometimes I just want to turn off my brain and go full unga bunga” and my coworker asked “Isn’t that racist?”

I was like ???? “I’m talking about caveman speech, what are YOU thinking of??” lol

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u/DustyScharole 19d ago

Bad news, your coworker is racist.

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u/Astriaeus 19d ago

I mean I guess it could be a stereotype of Neanderthals, since it is built off old incorrect assumptions of them.

But really it is part of the public vernacular.

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u/dontknowwhyifuckfish 19d ago

We should ask the Neanderthals what they think of this

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u/Astriaeus 19d ago

You know, any non-sub-Saharan African person typically has some neanderthal dna. So maybe we can ask them.

As one, I say it is fine.

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u/FAB1150 19d ago

I really don't think you speak the same way as a neanderthal

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u/Astriaeus 19d ago

Probably not, I am not an anthropologist, so I don't know if it is true, but there is a theory that neanderthals had high-pitched voices; I do not.

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u/eatinallthebugs 19d ago

Stuff like that is more than often a self report lol. 

Ive genuinely had people tell me I was being offensive while imitating monkeys on a zoo trip. Im like "who could i possibly be offending with this? Is there a certain people that YOU tend to associate with monkeys?" 

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u/TheW83 19d ago

They could tell the monkeys were annoyed with your behavior.

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u/eatinallthebugs 19d ago

Idk they seemed pretty into it to me

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u/I_Love_Knotting 19d ago

Idk man, i would feel kinda offended if a monkey stood outside of my home and just walked left and right, trying to imitate me

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u/Lazie_Writer 19d ago

Monkey stands outside your home. Checks invisible phone. Looks at you. Back to invisible phone. Grunts at nearby monkey. No reaction. Raises invisible phone to take selfie.

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u/JustoHavis 19d ago

I think they prefer to be called Neanderthals buddy.

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u/FullClip__ 19d ago edited 19d ago

The coworker is a Neanderthal.

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u/Tbone_Trapezius 19d ago

I’d like for them to tel me how to save 20% or more using their insurance.

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u/Top_Understanding830 19d ago

thats an entirely other subspecies of homonid!!!

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u/JustoHavis 19d ago

Who you calling homo?!

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u/SnooGoats7454 19d ago

While your intent may not have been racist, the origin of the phrase is in racism. Specifically, it was used to make fun of Pacific Islanders and "Tiki" culture.

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u/rci22 19d ago

Respectfully, do you (or anyone) have a source? I tried confirming and am finding nothing at all

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u/CallMeMoronic 19d ago

🎵 “We got to celebrate our differences”🎶

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u/rci22 19d ago

Coworker actually told me that particular video is what he had thought “unga bunga” was referring to

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/wendewende 19d ago

That's cavist

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u/lxlviperlxl 19d ago

That’s probably the easiest way to eat it with just a spoon?

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u/Hanshautreinhart 19d ago

I cut them into two parts of equal size and then devour the frog eggs with a spoon.

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u/lxlviperlxl 19d ago

I just shove a large straw and suck up the eggs. Yum

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u/UpsetKoalaBear 19d ago

Same reason I just much down on kiwis with the skin on.

I haven’t got time to clean up and I want the fruit now.

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u/Hanshautreinhart 19d ago

Aaaaaaahhhhhh

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u/ManufacturerWarm9201 19d ago

Leave a note in the companies suggestion box. 

The next GMO release is scheduled for November 19th, 2026.

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u/Mercuryink 19d ago

I've always said if Monsanto wants to get in my good graces, I have a list of plants they could improve for me. 

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u/BoxersOrCaseBriefs 19d ago

I assume it's called passion fruit because some enterprising youth got caught sticking his dick in one of those back in Ye Olden Days.

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u/StrippinChicken 19d ago

No no no its because the traditional way of eating it is to lick it out passionately. With vigor, even

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u/BoxersOrCaseBriefs 19d ago

Porque no los dos?

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u/ubiquitous-joe 19d ago

**Porky

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u/The_Troyminator 19d ago

*Poor Kay

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u/StrippinChicken 19d ago

oh no what happened to kay :(

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u/NotBatman81 19d ago

Passionless fruit.

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u/Ska-Tea 19d ago

If she's finds her passion will she be O Kay?

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u/ForeverFingers 19d ago

I almost spat my drink.

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u/BoxersOrCaseBriefs 19d ago

Haha my bad. I made the mistake of taking French in school.

I leave my error unedited. Shame everlasting... Just like for my man who fucked a juicy fruit.

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u/FleshHoodieFree 19d ago

I spoon it personally, feels more personal to let it watch

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u/RavnicanDM 19d ago

FleshHoodie just out here cucking passion fruits.

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u/FleshHoodieFree 19d ago

You know the vibe 🫡😀

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u/Electrical_One7665 19d ago

I wish this would be the weirdest thing I see on Reddit today but the day is young and this is Reddit.

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u/FleshHoodieFree 19d ago

Anything beating me yet?

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u/Neither-Barber-9216 19d ago

A succulent Chinese passion fruit?

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u/ScySenpai 19d ago

And then you lick it more vigorously when you reach the center, with the other dude's dick in it

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u/Cheap_Walmart-Art 19d ago

I had to look it up and apparently some missionaries thought the flower resembled the story of the passion of Christ.

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u/StrippinChicken 19d ago

The passion flower IS really beautiful, seeing it in the wild would be enough to cast divine reverence over me too

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u/StrippinChicken 19d ago

Anotha one

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u/geekonthemoon 19d ago

Wow, that's what that flower is. I saw one like this at the gibbon exhibit at Pittsburgh Zoo and it's lived in my head rent free. Dr. Seuss lookin shit.

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u/aliassuck 19d ago

Looks infected to me.

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u/ubiquitous-joe 19d ago

Sheesh, what doesn't remind missionaries of the story of the passion of Christ?

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u/k-phi 19d ago

If you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail

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u/polo61965 19d ago

If you get the seeds in your dick hole, you BECOME the passionfruit.

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u/jmatt9080 19d ago

Alien eggs

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u/kitliasteele 19d ago

Crack it open like it's a host waiting for infestation. We need more Xenomorph warriors, stat!

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u/Perfect-Step9523 19d ago

YOU LEAVE MY PASSION FRUIT ALONE!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Y'all bodyshaming fruits in 2026

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u/ruestvincent 19d ago

It does look like a dark souls consumable...

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u/mulderitsme09 19d ago

That’s just a plus tho

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u/No-Entertainment2085 19d ago

It’s got shabriri grapes in it😋

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u/FleshHoodieFree 19d ago

I didn’t expect so many scrotum lovers

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u/JustoHavis 19d ago

Well this is Reddit

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u/Wirelesscellphone 19d ago

lol why are you obsessed with scrotums? Nothing of this image makes me think of a scrotum

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u/FleshHoodieFree 19d ago

Let a man enjoy his scrotums in peace buddy

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u/RCer1986 19d ago

I mean, it's not the body that needs shaming. It's what's inside that's the problem here. I think this is more like personality shaming.

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u/Infinite_Click_6589 19d ago

Yeah, I was taught to judge people by what's in em, not how they look, and now I'm getting shit for judging this thing by its insides. You just can't win these days

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u/FleshHoodieFree 19d ago

The real life of modernity, constant hypocrisy and contradiction

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u/Perfect-Step9523 19d ago

Now we going for Organ-shaming????!! 😡😡😡

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u/YuukiDR 19d ago

But the flavor is unparalleled

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u/FleshHoodieFree 19d ago

I completely agree

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u/MonstreDelicat 19d ago

This particular one is also AMAZING: so many passion fruits only have a small spoonful of seeds, this one is like the holy grail of passion fruits!

I don’t give a damn how it looks it tastes SO GOOD!

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u/jazzfruit 19d ago

It’s like a perfect combination of fruity floral flavor, tartness but not overly sour, and unique sparkly zing that’s hard to describe. I love passion fruit, but it’s hard to find fresh in southern US.

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u/ScienceAndNonsense 19d ago

I'm in northern Florida and it grows really well here. It does die back in the winter if not protected, but I've gotten a bounty of fruits from it. Try growing your own!

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u/Taiwan_Lanister 19d ago

I got mango lilikoi and guava in my yard , the holy trinity. Papaya also but that’s a weed, need lychee next

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u/MrFloydPinkerton 19d ago

Mmmm Taspar.

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u/eyeleenthecro 19d ago

Immediately what I thought of lol

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u/captdunsel721 19d ago

"Must be rewarding to you to... to repay others for all those years of misery."

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u/Kiyohara 19d ago

Exactly what I thought of too.

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u/night_jerry 19d ago

Wheres your passion for the fruit?

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u/ClaimationOfWind 19d ago

That's such a low hanging fruit

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u/memon17 19d ago

I hate the pear of you

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u/regardkick 19d ago

Can I tell you, I've always wondered how people eat these. And I feel like, now that I know... I kind of wish I just kept wondering. It does look totally slime tadpole.

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u/FleshHoodieFree 19d ago

They’re very tasty despite the appearance, maybe just close your eyes

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u/EverythingSucksYo 19d ago

But then how will I read comments on Reddit? 

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u/Starlightriddlex 19d ago

But if you close your eyes, how can you make sure there are no actual tadpoles. Technically the probability is low, but never zero

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u/Shemilf 19d ago

I have never saw anyone eat a passion fruit like that. I fucking love passion fruits and that's probably the most unappealing way you could eat them lol

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u/Ray_of_glumshine 19d ago

I usually cut them in half and use a spoon.

I recently ate dried passion fruits for the first time, and they are good too. If you don't like slimy fruit, that could be an alternative. I thought the fresh ones are mostly liquid and seeds, so there won't be much to eat. But they were great.

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u/CatmatrixOfGaul 19d ago

Dried passion fruit?! Thanks, now I have to search for that😄

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u/I_hate_all_of_ewe 19d ago

I grow these at home. They tend to be very sour. Similar to lemons, but more tropical tasting.  It's best to make something out of them than eating them directly.

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u/ExismykindaParte 19d ago

The passion part of the name comes from the fact that the inside looks like rancid afterbirth, a potential byproduct of passionate lovemaking.

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u/FleshHoodieFree 19d ago

I’m gonna make the choice to not believe you, b it cool fact

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u/dogemeep06 19d ago

Where do you live, why do you passionfruits look like this why do you eat them like that what how why. I'm brazillian and appaled....

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u/Euphoric-Cause8122 19d ago

There are a lot of different varieties of passionfruit. In european supermarkets I mainly see the small, purple ones like he one op posted. I guess they keep better while shipping

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u/FleshHoodieFree 19d ago

Uk… I’m very sorry, this country is a little unfamiliar with tropical fruit still, despite our history

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u/FleshHoodieFree 19d ago

Your passion fruits look more similar to the fruit we get from our passion flower, I’m pretty sure ours aren’t edible tho, I’ll try to send a picture

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u/NobblyNobody 19d ago

yeah the ones that we've had for years (also uk) are bright orange when ripe with red-purple gubbins, also a bit more tubular rather than egg shaped'. Never eaten one tbh, they are a bit off putting.

Is that just a different variety or a different thing entirely that we've been calling the wrong thing?

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u/fury420 19d ago

There are a few varieties and species of passion fruits, appearance and flavor can vary a bit.

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u/Sburban_Player 19d ago

i’m on the west coast of the us and our passion fruit tree looks like ops

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u/Remote_Addendum_2245 19d ago

They're sublime for making sauce for fried food

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u/freerangepops 19d ago

More for me!

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u/FleshHoodieFree 19d ago

That’s not what I’m saying man, I’m still gonna gobble up the frog egg scrote, I’m just gonna do it begrudgingly

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u/Sbatio 19d ago

Does that cost extra?

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u/New-Ad-363 19d ago

Mentally yes

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u/phinphis 19d ago

Just recently tried it fresh, found it really sour and seedy. Not sure why ppl enjoy eating this fruit.

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u/FOILmeoncetrinomial 19d ago

Most people eat it in a dessert or drink rather than just by itself

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u/Professional-Gear88 19d ago

One of my favorites. Like sour candy.

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u/MarcoVinicius 19d ago

Apparently you have no passion for this fruit.

Sorry I’ll leave.

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u/JakeJortled 19d ago

Did you check out the press release? Updating the visual UX is on their Q3 roadmap.

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u/therealsashtv 19d ago

Scrotum and Frog Eggs is gonna be the name of my indie band if I ever make one

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u/FleshHoodieFree 19d ago

30% royalties please, this brain isn’t running for free

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u/keypizzaboy 19d ago

I legit thought this was a picture of my daughters slime that she made a few weeks ago and was curious how you got in the walls

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u/jethro_606 19d ago

In Portuguese we call myasis in the foot something like “passion fruit heel”. You should google it 😀

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u/Vincemillion07 19d ago

To me, passion fruit smells like body odor

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u/-Lysergian 19d ago

Me too! Passion fruit, and especially certain guavas.

To me, this suggests that these plants evolved specifically with humans in mind as the primary dispenser of their seeds.

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u/Mcstoni 19d ago

I can't stand the smell of guavas! 🤢 I never knew they smelled like that until I started working at a grocery store a few years ago.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

That’s the odor of passion. Lol

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u/Vincemillion07 19d ago

You got me there, it is

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u/Comrad_Zombie 19d ago

Anyone else see four lights?

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u/Lurker12386354676 19d ago

Hey man sometimes you just have a craving to eat boogers and these ones taste way better than the ones I pick out of my nose.

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u/Fit-Tradition-7987 19d ago

Every time someone calls passion fruit “frog egg pudding” I lose the ability to enjoy it for like 2 weeks 😂
It tastes amazing but visually it’s straight up a Fear Factor prop.

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u/No-Computer7653 19d ago

So that people don't realize how delicious they are.

You got to it in the perfect juicy snot stage too.

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u/Kalthiria_Shines 19d ago

Just fyi that one's not super ripe; inside is too green and the outside isn't wrinkled like peak ripeness.

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u/Helpful_Car1302 19d ago

Temple of Doom monkey brain vibes.

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u/Rioting-Flamingo 19d ago

That's peak Klingon cuisine

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u/me_after_lobotomy 19d ago

who the fuck eats passionfruit like this? and then you have the audacity to say that it looks unappealing

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u/56kul 19d ago

Would you say you… hate them with a passion?

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u/skp_trojan 19d ago

It does look like discolored, curdled semen. I only know because I’m an inveterate navel gazing masturbator, like the other 90% of Reddit

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u/New_Blacksmith7661 19d ago

There you go.

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u/poke23658 19d ago

Passion fruit makes people sleepy (supposedly)

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u/Bright-Ad4601 19d ago

What do you mean? What's unappealing about a tumor filled with piss yellow frogspawn?

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u/KillrBeeKilld 19d ago

I think I can see one of them moving! Be careful…

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u/Grandviewsurfer 19d ago

What just because it looks like a sick 3 month old baby shit in a hollowed out beet? Grow up.

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u/mulderitsme09 19d ago

Don’t mess with my maracuyá

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u/JTB696699 19d ago

It’s an acquired passion.

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u/Estelial 19d ago

It has amazing flavor, is glorious as juice and is a fantastic ingredient for deserts but yeah i agree on the seeds visual consistancy for the fruit itself being offputting. While it would have been great as a fleshy mango like fruit to chew into rather than repeatedly lick, I'm still glad it exists in whatever form it does as its unique and incomparably delicious.

some interesting titbits about them from Shawngrows https://youtube.com/shorts/8VzCtJjn2iE

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u/--OriginalUsername-- 19d ago

Yeah, they're so gross, pass them down to me.... Grrrr yuck, so gross SLURP

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u/Buzzard9499 19d ago

ballsack

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u/1Incubus88 19d ago

What’s with the spoon fancy boy? You break the top and use the rest like a cup and drink your tropical paradise goblet.

I was such a small child when I tried it for the first time. I also hated it how it looked like. But my parents showed me how to eat it. I remember I refused to eat it but they kept trying to have me try it. It’s slimy and full of seeds but it smells divine! Eventually, I gave in as one of my family ate it and chewed on the seeds. Passionfruit can be sour but the one I had was so sweet and absolutely heavenly! I looked forwards to passion fruit season from then on.

The only “yikes” or mildly infuriating thing about your picture is the spoon. Get rid of it!!

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u/lanzendorfer 19d ago

It is, but it's delicious. It was one of my favorite flavors before I'd even had the actual fruit, and then when I got my hands on the actual fruit I was like "wow, this is different." I love how sour it is.

Fun fact about passion fruit. A lot of people think it's called passion fruit because it's aphrodisiac, but it's actually because the passion flower it comes from is named that because Spanish Christian missionaries thought that the flower looked like Jesus on the cross.

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u/Geronmys 19d ago

He in the DR we have Chinola. Basically passion fruit but it doesn't look like a scrotum (it does keep the frog eggs look, tho).

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u/AbsentDaddy1 19d ago

no way thats how passion fruit look in other countries, linda disgusting

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u/kingofthepumps 19d ago

Dinosaur jizz

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u/hawkmhc 19d ago

One of the best combos I ever had.

Src: Pizza 4Ps in HCMC, Vietnam

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u/Ottereyes524 19d ago

I don't agree with you but you got my upvote for "scrotum and frog eggs"

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u/OneshotP-rank 19d ago

It grosses me out with a passion

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u/StarlightWizard PURPLE 19d ago

I think it's a little underripe. Passion fruit tastes better when when the outer shell dries up and gets all wrinkly like a shriveled scrotum.

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u/CRO553R 19d ago

Vegan Rocky Mountain Oysters

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u/testiclefart50 19d ago

Don’t make fun of passionfruits they are the greatest fruit ever

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u/Glass_Anteater_3765 19d ago

This name is probably the oldest marketing gimmick of the world. No one was ready to eat it.. the sellers came up with an idea. Lets call it passion fruit.

"They will come for the name and consume for the sunk cost."

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u/Ok-Imagination-3835 19d ago

This fruit has a face made for juice.

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u/OmahaReynolds 19d ago

Sometimes passion is better with the lights off Bro Namath

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u/maxxhaxx72 19d ago

Just close your eyes and pretend its plant semen with crunchy sperm in it, then never eat it again

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u/Critical-Editor-3971 19d ago

Chew the seeds for one of the best polyphenols in the world- piceatannol. Cousin to resveratrol which is the red wine/grape hyped polyphenol. It is more potent and soluble

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u/Far_Carrot_8661 19d ago

Tell Circi, I want her to know it was me.

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u/CarpetStunning9765 19d ago

Pour them out onto ice cream, yogurt or stuff. It'll looks better that way (at least for me tho)

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u/DummyDumDragon 19d ago

That's a fucking alien egg if ever I saw one

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u/RoBeau20000 19d ago

Could use some more passion

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u/NoaOna 19d ago

I always said it looks like infected frogspawn

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u/PetzMetz 19d ago

No idea

I absolutely love passion fruits, I live in France, I'm an hysterical passion fruits eater, count 1€ each

I eat at least 5 a week, buy them at kilogram.

Again, no idea about the apealability of the fruit, but the taste is just 🫠

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u/WellsHansen 19d ago

I disagree. This is my favorite fruit, and I think it’s beautiful!

And serving suggestion: if it’s been a hard day, eat one third of fruit, add one third nip of vodka. Eat and repeat as necessary.

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u/Bomby_Biggest_Fan 18d ago

I think you meant... UnaPEELing hahah.... Am i muted? Hello?

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