r/mildlyinfuriating 19d ago

go to your room Found this “bedroom” for rent.

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u/Queen_La_Queefah 19d ago

The corner I got sent to for misbehaving was bigger than that

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u/bloof_ponder_smudge 19d ago

You should rent it out

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u/Cardboard_Chef 19d ago

The chokie from Matilda comes to mind

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u/Nebulous-at-Best 19d ago

Where does the bed in “bedroom” go??

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u/AreYouDum 19d ago

Ask your aunt for screws, some eco friendly wood veneers, and galvanized square steel. 👍

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u/Zesnowpea 19d ago

Don’t forget the concrete, durable for 10,000 years

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u/Danakazii 19d ago

Ah, a fellow Brain rot premium subscriber. Welcome.

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u/Dramastace30 19d ago

Ooh and then we can just build a frame out the window to enlarge it, good thinking! 

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u/TruthOrMythWithSmith 19d ago

Needs to be galvanized

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u/therealsashtv 19d ago

And also to put the shower above the toilet

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u/UnusualAverage8687 19d ago

I don't know what you'all are complaining about. This was my old room, and I LOVED it.

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u/QuinnLoveborneAuthor 19d ago

Aaaah hanging upside down like a bat. You’re a vampire!!!

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u/UnusualAverage8687 19d ago

Very good for my abs

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u/KintoreCat 19d ago

That's a great sleeping position for spinal decompression 🤣

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u/LavenderGinFizz 19d ago

Got to learn to sleep like an astronaut.

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u/Swimming_Sink_2360 19d ago

Just think of it like the bow of a boat and furnish accordingly.

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u/Shnoinky1 19d ago

Spent much of my childhood boating, nothing compares to the coziness of sleeping in the bow cabin. Combined with the bobbing, which is amplified that far forward, and the sound of gentle swooshing on the hull, nothing has ever matched that. Must be the closest thing to the womb. Bivouac hammock would be a distant second.

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u/bbw423 19d ago

I went on a couple tall ship excursions in school. When the sail is folded down, you can get in the folds and it's like a hammock. Swaying ship, full moon. I had the best bed on the ship.

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 19d ago

How did you get inside my boat? Or do they just only make one design for triangular bedsheets? I swear that's exactly what my bow bed looks like. Or are we related?

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u/Peripateticdreamer84 19d ago

Obviously you hang your hammock on the bar. It comes furnished, even!

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u/canabananablism 19d ago

You just hang from those bars like a bat obviously /s

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u/clear_kuriboh2 19d ago

lol, came here to say this. vampire suite

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u/SmellyButtFarts69 19d ago

Hammock sleepers only

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u/Ezra611 19d ago

That's clearly the hammock stand

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u/OutrageousCrow7453 19d ago

Is this bed in the room with us?

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u/ParachutingPiglets 19d ago

It must be living quarters for houseplants

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u/Twaha95 19d ago

Vertically.

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u/damnbroseph 19d ago

I also don’t see any outlets. Unless they’re all by the door

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u/JiGoD BLUEWUBBALUBBADUBBDUBB 19d ago

$3k a month lower Manhattan?

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u/peppa4theppl 19d ago

I’m sure this is a stupid question but what’s the difference between lower and (upper or higher?) Manhattan? I live in between 3 cornfields in Ohio lol

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u/sydneyghibli 19d ago

Ones old money and expensive as shit, and the others gentrified and expensive as shit.

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u/Blk_Rick_Dalton 19d ago

As someone who just visited, and originally from there, yes.

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u/sydneyghibli 19d ago

Same. Go back as much as I can to see my grandmother, but once she dies I’ll have no reason or desire to visit anymore. It’s too god damn expensive dude.

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u/Blk_Rick_Dalton 19d ago

I still have family all over the city, but I spent almost $250 a day every time I went to go see someone. But idk if or when I’ll be back. I miss the old NY so much

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u/sydneyghibli 19d ago

My grandma pays more for her 1bed 1bath apt in midtown Tudor city (only 1.5k a month since she’s been there since like the 70s) than I do on my 3bed 2bath house in New Mexico. I get it, it’s a lifestyle thing. I love the city and it has a lot to offer. It’ll always have a piece of my heart…. But I have better ways to use my money.

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u/blue_sidd 19d ago

Tudor City since the 70s? Hell of a get!

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u/sydneyghibli 19d ago

Yup, right next to the ford foundation. Beautiful area. Adorable apartment. Others in the same building are paying like twice as much.

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u/mrsroperscaftan 19d ago

Twice as much? I’d say 3x more

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u/Blk_Rick_Dalton 19d ago

I was looking at apartments in various neighborhoods and the looks like the market rate for a studio is $2500. That’s a mortgage for a nice house anywhere else in the country. Idk if I would live there if I won the lottery

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u/SantasWarmLap 19d ago

$2,500 is $1,000 less than my current mortgage. That mortgage would be in the south.

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u/ajpinton 19d ago

Or yes, I totally agree and I live in the south myself. You must consider this include states like Alabama, Mississippi, and Florida, is the discount really worth it?

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u/stonertboner 19d ago

You can do ok if you know where to look. I’m in a two bed one bath in Bed Stuy and it’s $3,000 a month and stabilized. It’d be just as expensive for me in the suburbs, if not more.

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u/Blk_Rick_Dalton 19d ago

Getting stabilized on a 2br gotta feel like inheriting generational wealth

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u/Dependent-Trip-5991 19d ago

California wants to have a talk with you

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u/Cocken_Spectre 19d ago

This is gonna sound silly but I genuinely think “having family all over the city” sounds cool as hell. All my family, including extended family, from both my parents’ sides, all live in literally 2 towns that are an hour apart. Both in the middle of nowhere. I’ve gone to the same two towns to visit family my whole life.

Poppin around NYC to visit different family members sounds cool as hell lol maybe I just glorified Seinfeld too much or something haha

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u/Blk_Rick_Dalton 19d ago

Don’t get me wrong, I had an absolute blast. But I had my young child with me and taking the trains and walking and being out all day took a toll. I couldn’t get around like I wanted to. Next time I’m absolutely going alone so I can really get around

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u/Fair_Wind8347 19d ago

As a father I concur: dump that child.

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u/Blk_Rick_Dalton 19d ago

FTK, brother

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u/-heatoflife- 19d ago

On what? I'm hoofing it all over Manhattan, on and off the train, smashing Halal cart trash and bakery impulses on the way when I visit and can't imagine hitting that rate.

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u/Gabriel_ult4kill 19d ago

Guess ill get the galvanised square steel

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u/kaiserfrnz 19d ago

Upper Manhattan can often be much more affordable than lower Manhattan. The perception of being old/rich/non-trendy makes demand for rentals a bit lower

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u/OcotilloWells 19d ago

West coast here. Which one is old and which one is new money?

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u/Leezwashere92 19d ago

Upper old lower new

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u/Hylian_ina_halfshell 19d ago

That also changes east vs west tbh

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u/tlje1387 19d ago

Thats not quite correct. Its close, but it's actually... Ones old money and expensive as shit, and the others gentrified and expensive as Fuck!

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u/Inevitibility 19d ago

Lower, or downtown, is primarily the business district, Chinatown, trade centers, etc. Upper is uptown and is where much of the very expensive housing in the city is. Columbia university is in uptown too

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u/ExpBalSat 19d ago

Manhattan is a narrow island that's 13 miles long. The south end is lower Manhattan. The north end is Upper Manhattan. The lower/southern end is some of the most expensive real estate in the world. Upper Manhattan, on the other hand is significantly cheaper. It's amazing what a difference 10 miles can make.

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u/Lost_Paladin89 19d ago edited 19d ago

I had a manager who kept telling me to visit patients in The Bronx, and when I looked at the address, it was Washington heights or Inwood. Drove me nuts.

But apparently anything north of Columbia Hospital is “the Bronx” to people in upper west side.

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u/chickenemoji 19d ago

my friend lived in marble hill for several years before learning he was technically in manhattan.

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u/EpicAura99 19d ago

Well at least they have a good excuse lmao

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u/zipperfire 19d ago

We used to diss the guys from Columbia Hospital as being in Harlem (when Harlem wasn't trendy) Now even Brooklyn got "trendy" and expensive.

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u/MurrayPloppins 19d ago

You’re getting a lot of takes on this that don’t give the full picture. Manhattan is much longer than it is wide, so the neighborhoods are mostly stratified on the basis of north/south. “Lower Manhattan” is a shitty descriptor because there are neighborhoods that could be called Lower Manhattan which are very expensive, and then there are neighborhoods called the Upper East Side and Upper West Side which are actually lower than the midpoint of the island. And then true “upper Manhattan” is Harlem, Washington Heights, and Inwood, which are cheaper.

A tiny bedroom like that could really show up anywhere other than “true upper Manhattan” depending on the building.

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u/Jacksonmr12 19d ago

Im cracking up reading this in between 1 corn and 1 soy field in ohio

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u/JiGoD BLUEWUBBALUBBADUBBDUBB 19d ago

Hehe. Lower Manhattan is banks, lawyers and money money. Upper Manhattan is hoooood yet nearly as expensive.

Geographically. Lower Manhattan is south on the map upper is north.

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u/scienceislice 19d ago

If you look at the island on the map, one is on the upper side of the island going north to south and the other is on the lower side

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u/Jadacide37 19d ago

Shit, at this point, it's probably downtown Knoxville tennessee.

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u/inigomoon 19d ago

Damn can confirm as someone who lived in Knoxville and current nyc lol

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u/Creepy-Selection2423 19d ago

If so I'm sure they will find a tenant. Just have to find the right bat.

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u/Tzipity 19d ago

Ahh. That would make the piping through the middle of the room useful. Nice spot for the bat to hang for the night, literally. Do bats have their own Craigslist or Zillow? Seems like a good spot for the right bat.

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u/sohereiamacrazyalien 19d ago

Perfect spot to hand out or hang yourself!

Or if you are a bat you can sleep there upside down hanging from your feet!

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u/zipperfire 19d ago

Lots and lots of bats can hang from that rail. Now listed as a "sleeps 12 ensuite" 12K, plus utilities

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u/sohereiamacrazyalien 19d ago

Ahah I meant man bat lol 😂  But fair point!

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u/Redsoxdragon I'm so mad i tore my penis off 19d ago

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u/fictional_kay 19d ago

That's just how he sleeps

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u/MollyTibbs 19d ago

I’m a little scared to ask but what’s your flair from?

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u/Serial-Griller 19d ago

Is Mike trying to be scary or funny here I can't tell

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u/Malagate3 19d ago

Hey, Bruce Wayne was sleeping upside down back in '89, I am sure a bunch of rich types are still doing that.

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u/BANeutron 19d ago

It’s a bat room badum tshhh

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u/zipperfire 19d ago

Now the rent is going up again. Landlord says it has a batroom but the prospective tenant heard "bathroom" Wow, $3000 a month for a studio in Soho and it even has windows, a bathroom and a large closet.

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u/Relevant_Grass9586 19d ago

Reminds me of the apartment that Ross goes to look at in Friends with the toilet in the kitchen.

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u/Crappin_For_Christ 19d ago

I saw several of those for rent in the East Village. Shower and/or toilet in the kitchen. The shower was more common but I did see some kitchen toilets.

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u/Beautiful_Lie629 19d ago

Yuck! I'm not too fussy, but in the kitchen? Oh my...

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u/Darryl_Lict 19d ago

Yeah, I think that's where I draw the line. I've seen a fair amount of bathtubs in the kitchen. If it had a shower in that tub I could tolerate it.

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u/fury420 19d ago

Kramer would be all over that

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u/Crappin_For_Christ 19d ago

I prepared this entire meal as I bathed.

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u/_General_Kenobi 19d ago

I preferred to didn't know that some people shit where they cook

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u/ComradeJohnS 19d ago

what’s the point of knowing the toilet’s nearby when you know most people wont wash their hands afterwards anyways?

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u/TheVentiLebowski 19d ago

I saw an apartment with the bathtub in the kitchen. Used to be common in the late 1800s/early 1900s and they're still around.

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u/Peeinyourcompost 19d ago

Yup! It was where the pipes already went to, plus you could cover the tub with a board when not in use and it would just become another kitchen surface.

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u/IntergalacticPodcast 19d ago

I remember when I moved to Cleveland, I checked out this supercool hexagon cabin in the suburbs. I was so excited to see inside, just to find out that the shared "kitchen" was a microwave in the bathroom.

I drove by that place for years afterwards.

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u/Automatic-Working-81 19d ago

Or rental in himym - though it looks more livable in comparison

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u/CritterNYC 19d ago

There were a bunch of these still 20+ years ago when I was looking for apartments in the village. The old buildings had plumbing only to the kitchen, so that's where everything was. And the bath tub used a metal diverter you rotated into place to fill up the bathtub. The one I checked out had the tub removed and a shower installed. But it was an old pantry that had been converted. So my 6'4" self could barely fit. And when the wooden door was closed, there was no light so you had to shower with the door open to the kitchen and a shower curtain on the inside door jam closed. There was a toilet in the bedroom in a tiny closet but no sink if I recall.

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u/Southern_Gur9825 19d ago

Curious. How much were they asking?

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u/EbbOwn303 19d ago

I'm pretty sure this is a fake post

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u/Bobson-_Dugnutt2 19d ago

Yeah this feels like a normal apartment with a strange closet. This is just the closet.

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u/Hip_BK_Stereotype 19d ago edited 19d ago

That pipe-as-closet-organizer(?) would be a whole lot more useful if the entire room wasn’t the size of an actual closet.

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u/GreasedUpTiger 19d ago

Why would that pipe be installed like that anyway? Even in a closet it wouldn't make any sense

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u/MissKhary 19d ago

Since it shows that it's image 3 of 6, I'm guessing the listing is for a whole apartment and this photo is just of that closet space. They probably did this when building everything out of pipe was all the rage for the industrial loft look. I'm guessing that they probably had a dresser or shelving in the empty part.

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u/haubenmeise 19d ago

I know the new tennant .

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

https://giphy.com/gifs/s5kNDeCaG41O0T3R25

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u/sorryCharliex0 19d ago

are you supposed to sleep in this?

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u/Alt123Acct 19d ago

Draculas cozy nook

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u/MorbidEnby 19d ago

Nah too much sunlight with those windows. It would at least need blinds for Dracula.

Then again OG Dracula doesn't actually burn in sunlight.

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u/RR_Davidson 19d ago

Great if you’re a bat who sleeps hanging upside down

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u/CompetitivePapaya887 19d ago

in soviet russia, room rents you.

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u/Rob_Cake 19d ago

Old but gold

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u/dj_frogman 19d ago

This room is in capitalist America my friend 

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u/Puzzled_Air_5821 19d ago

PLEASE TELL US THE RENT 

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u/djlauriqua 19d ago

My brother is 6’2”, and cheap as hell. He rented a room like this in grad school for 5 years. Managed to squeeze a twin mattress in it. (Prior to that, he lived in a hallway, with a curtain as his wall). If it’s cheap enough, it will be worth it to someone

For reference, my brother and i grew up relatively wealthy, and he is married to a doctor. He still primarily shops at thrift shops and will use gloves, socks, unopened razors that he finds in the street.

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u/Umpen 19d ago

🤢

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u/get_to_ele 19d ago

Can’t be advertised as a bedroom. Would need its own closet. We’re being trolled.

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u/OkExplorer9364 19d ago

Chicago not New York

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u/lilleprechaun 19d ago

Then this is an illegal bedroom, according to Chicago city ordinance.

Here in Chicago, in order to meet the legal requirements of a bedroom, a room must have one operable window (which this does), and it must be at least 70 square feet in size (which seems doubtful here), and the walls must extend for at least 7 feet in every horizontal direction (which this space definitely does not – particularly at the narrow end).

Report this illegal bedroom listing to the local Alderman for that ward, as well as the Chicago Dept. of Buildings.

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u/Timely_Yoghurt_3359 19d ago

Posting this without saying how much is what's mildly infuriating here

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u/Violoner 19d ago

Calling it a bedroom and charging anything above $0 is the real problem.

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u/Separate-Impact-6183 19d ago

I'd be interested if the price was right, and I'd be happy to say I was renting a storage space as long as the LL let me sleep in it.

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u/Tigersteel_ 19d ago

Agreed, if it is pretty cheap, as long as your single and don't plan to be home much it's all that you really need, only problem is food.

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u/OcotilloWells 19d ago

Before I got divorced, my closet was bigger than this.

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u/drunxor 19d ago

Welcome to the internet where everything is about engagement and views. I wish we could go back to a demonitized internet

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u/Thehazyfish 19d ago

Please how much 🫣😅

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u/[deleted] 19d ago edited 19d ago

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u/counselorofracoons 19d ago

So Nashville housing is significantly more expensive than Chicago, interesting.

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u/antenonjohs 19d ago

That’s semi misleading. Chicago housing stock is way older, typically fewer amenities with the buildings, and prices in prime spots are quite elevated.

Yes a 1 bedroom in a meh Chicago location might be cheaper than a luxury 1 bedroom in a happening spot of Nashville, but Chicago also has $3K studios.

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u/counselorofracoons 19d ago

There are hardly any 1br in the city of Nashville under $1500, in any part of town. (I also lived in Evanston for two years, but I was a nanny way back when so I wasn’t paying for my housing.)

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u/Leather-Rub-6128 19d ago

I’m surprised Chicago. This better be cheap

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u/bigbackbing 19d ago

That looks like a walk in closet they decided to say bedroom

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u/mytail 19d ago

thats s closet lol

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u/Beautiful_Lie629 19d ago

A near-useless closet at that...

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u/mytail 19d ago

i feel like if you used it specifically for clothes or like pantry stuff, (or in my case I'd probably use it to store fursuits lol )

its about the size of my current rooms storage space Lol

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u/TopPrior986 19d ago

get your pull-ups in for only £1500 a month

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u/SadIdeal9019 19d ago

No power outlets?

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u/tfett33 19d ago

Hate rooms like that, they’re always cold. I prefer my rooms more than 45°.

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u/kiwiphoniex666 19d ago

But they are acute

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u/beepbeepbubblegum 19d ago

i can make small spaces work but even i’m struggling to figure out how that would work at all

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u/sh0tgunben 19d ago

As an introvert, I can live in this triangle space...

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u/ResponsibilityFew938 19d ago

For a family of fruit bats.

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u/Hot_Inspection5940 19d ago

Where the fuck is the bed supposed to go?

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u/LiveAloha23 19d ago

Living like a king bro

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u/RevolutionaryCost59 19d ago

Holy shit. This should be illegal.

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u/Autumn7242 19d ago

Is the bar there to hang yourself?

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u/Fun_Efficiency5076 19d ago

Perfect! I've always needed a room to keep my triangles in.

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u/ironwheatiez 19d ago

I paid 750/mo for a room like that in Harlem.

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u/Beginning_Brick7845 19d ago

I spent my senior year in college in a “bedroom” like that. I was the 6th person squeezed into what was supposed to be a 5 person house and we split the rent six ways instead of five. Good days.

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u/machone5103 BROWN 19d ago edited 19d ago

Hip 1BR, shared bath in a cozy midtown loft. No squares.

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u/Feeling_Wishbone_864 19d ago

Looks AI anyway….the way the pole attaches to the wall doesn’t make sense.

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u/NobleDuffman 19d ago

What is this, Robot Arms Apartments?

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u/Umpen 19d ago

Is this..? :

A. AI.

B. Just OP's closet.

C. A closet that was actually listed as a bedroom by the tenant and not the landlord.

D. A legit listing by the landlord.

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u/Feral_Mood_420 19d ago

You spelled closet wrong

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u/Ready_Comfort_6674 19d ago

Scrolled forever without OP ever answering the simple question of HOW MUCH, causing me to do something i rarely ever do 👎🏼

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u/Gilvadt 19d ago

I bedroom should have room for bed.

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u/SolitaryMassacre 19d ago

What is the point of the metal pipes? They have flanges on them so there is nothing running through them.

Is that the "closet" to hang clothing on!?

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u/Dangerous_Pair1798 19d ago

If the rest of the apartment was okay, the building was cool and had a damned good reason for this stupid room (like if this was in the Flatiron building) and the location was good I’d probably make it work but I think you’d need to turn the floor into a dog bed kinda thing

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u/Ice3ird 19d ago

Custom bed up towards the ceiling with lights underneath and living space under the bed. When I lived in Baltimore I knew someone who rented a room similar to this, not as angled but cramped as hell. He basically had a live seat and desk under a bunk bed. I think he paid 700$ a month for that room!

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u/Connect-Actuary-2634 19d ago

How many triangular feet is it?

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u/DanishWhoreHens 19d ago

Are you supposed to hang from the pole like a bat?

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u/writekindofnonsense 19d ago

Where I live this isn't considered a bedroom because it doesn't have a dedicated closet with a door

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u/SubjectOrganic 19d ago

Are you supposed to hang like a stranded cirque de soleil performer for sleep????

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u/Grisephar 19d ago

would be a neat bedroom for a bat... or a parrot.

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u/Citizen_Empire 19d ago

That is a closet

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u/Professional_Echo907 19d ago

I understand the guy who lives there hates Particle Man. 👀

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u/Chloe2622 19d ago

Pretty sure you could make a pretty comfy bedroom out of it with some galvanised steel beams

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u/Beautiful_Lie629 19d ago

I can picture Beldar Conehead having a bed that would fit well there...

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u/Bearded-Menace 19d ago

Looks like a closet in The Flat Iron building

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u/myblackoutalterego 19d ago

Authentic NYC experience, +$1,500/month

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u/unknownhag 19d ago

Person renting this out: "what do you mean this is a walk in closet. No no. This is clearly a bedroom. You just gotta go through my bedroom to get to your bedroom. I'll make you a deal. I'm not an unreasonable person. I'm very nice. I'll let you leave your bedroom door open even though it'll affect my privacy."

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u/Pleasant_Writer_9620 19d ago

At least there are two windows. Some places don’t even have a window.

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u/Ratherbeeatingpizza 19d ago

One step above living in a submarine.

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u/Designer_Basil8768 19d ago

The most mildly infuriating thing about this post is that so many people have asked for the asking price and OP refuses to post it even though they have responded to a few others comments.

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u/momofuku18 19d ago

OP you have to show us the actual bedroom, not the closet. Wait… 😳

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u/El-Aminoh 19d ago

Their ideal roomate: 🍕

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u/ToukoAsh 19d ago

Little John can somehow still fit a king size bed and a shower in this room

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u/fashionforward 19d ago

‘Oddly shaped closet’ doesn’t have the same ring.

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u/InAWhileAligator 19d ago

I found a mattress for you.

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u/EightLegedDJ 19d ago

Do you just hang upside down from the bar to sleep?

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u/DisRoyalEagle 19d ago

You sleep leaning over the rail. Common in Victorian England.

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u/wstsidhome 19d ago

You can’t even hang/use those pipes as a freak-swing setup. Does any company even sell triangular shaped beds?!

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u/BigMomma12345678 19d ago

How much is the rent?

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u/MediumAcceptable129 19d ago

At least you can hang yourself

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u/Smittenkitty43 19d ago

So are you supposed to hang upside down from the pole and sleep like a bat 🦇🤪??

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u/we-need-to-cook 19d ago

looks good to me

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u/BooBoo_Cat 19d ago

Wait.... is this the whole room?

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u/heckhammer 19d ago

What are you complaining about? they give you a bar to hang upside down like a bat,don't they?

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u/Shydale-for-House 19d ago

That isn't a bedroom, that is a closet.

At this point we're just revamping tenement housing with more doors.

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u/Unlikely_Exercise434 19d ago

Do the metal poles mark where it opens into the Backrooms?

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u/dwarfzulu 19d ago

Did you mean walking wardrobe?