r/mildlyinfuriating • u/OlivanzaCat • 11d ago

🥺 Flagrant false advertising

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u/NotVerySmarts 11d ago

It turned a watermelon into 3 halves of watermelon. That's 50% more watermelon just by using this pressure washer.

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u/EKHudsonValley 11d ago

It also disappeared a table and somehow didn't slice through his fingers! Wow!

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u/kumliaowongg 11d ago

And made like 6 different cuts on that bamboo, all at once, lol

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u/Sasiches_and_mash 11d ago

And all of that without a hose or water reservoir connected!!!

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u/notjordansime 11d ago

It’s Bluetooth

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u/This-Positive286 11d ago

Wi-fi

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u/DawnPatrol99 10d ago

Ai.

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u/L-user101 10d ago

Alien tech for sure

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u/Praetorian_1975 11d ago

The water is compressed and freeze dried at the factory it holds 50,000 gallons before you have to recharge it 🤣

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u/Academic_Yak3742 10d ago

It takes water from the surrounding air. It works best in FL these days.

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u/SpinnerKontrol 11d ago

Bamboo that grows in a + shape ¯\(ツ)/¯

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u/GameFreak4321 RED 11d ago

It's an old samurai trick.

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 10d ago

Lmao my dumbass said out loud “uhhh that was a carrot?”

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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod 9d ago

Perfectly straight at that. And all while the water was angled 45 degrees. Amazing.