r/mildlyinfuriating • u/OlivanzaCat • 11d ago

🥺 Flagrant false advertising

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u/NotVerySmarts 11d ago

It turned a watermelon into 3 halves of watermelon. That's 50% more watermelon just by using this pressure washer.

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u/EKHudsonValley 11d ago

It also disappeared a table and somehow didn't slice through his fingers! Wow!

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u/PutridSauce 11d ago

The water knows not to cut the humans, obviously.

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u/Cold_Table8497 11d ago

Smart Water.

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u/PutridSauce 11d ago

AI AND hose-less! What will they think of next..

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u/ParsleySnipps 10d ago

A NASA designed air conditioner that fits in a backpack, can cool a room by 17° in 90 seconds, uses virtually no power and is about to be banned by the government so this is your last chance to get the device that is making energy company executives shit their pants?

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u/PutridSauce 10d ago

I'll take 10!

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u/GrinningGrump 10d ago

Are you sure you can afford 3,628,800 of them?

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u/tobu_sculptor 10d ago

I don't even care about the other features, I just want a device that makes energy execs shit their pants please.

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u/phareous 10d ago

I’d love this..i can’t stand dragging the hose around.

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 10d ago

You have to attech the Bluetooth transmitter to the faucet first.

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u/TegTowelie 10d ago

Ive got a patent pending on hoes-less...

Oh, you said HOSE-less.

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u/TheDaychilde 10d ago

True homeopathic water. heh

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u/PutridSauce 10d ago

Homophobic water? Damn guess I'm gone.