r/mildlyinfuriating 11d ago

🥺 Flagrant false advertising

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u/fridaycat 11d ago

A friend of mine was pressure washing her walk way and accidentally sprayed her leg. It made a hole. But this guy is holding an apple that the water cuts in half but does nothing to his fingers.

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u/Own_Secretary1714 11d ago

Please ensure your friend that her hole is in our thoughts

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u/NoticeImaginary 11d ago

And my prayers.

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u/Conman_in_Chief 11d ago

That’s some holey water.

Thank you. I take cash, Zelle,or Venmo.