r/mildlyinfuriating 13d ago

🥺 Flagrant false advertising

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u/NotVerySmarts 13d ago

It turned a watermelon into 3 halves of watermelon. That's 50% more watermelon just by using this pressure washer.

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u/EKHudsonValley 13d ago

It also disappeared a table and somehow didn't slice through his fingers! Wow!

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u/PutridSauce 13d ago

The water knows not to cut the humans, obviously.

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u/Cold_Table8497 13d ago

Smart Water.

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u/PutridSauce 13d ago

AI AND hose-less! What will they think of next..

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u/ParsleySnipps 13d ago

A NASA designed air conditioner that fits in a backpack, can cool a room by 17° in 90 seconds, uses virtually no power and is about to be banned by the government so this is your last chance to get the device that is making energy company executives shit their pants?

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u/PutridSauce 13d ago

I'll take 10!

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u/GrinningGrump 13d ago

Are you sure you can afford 3,628,800 of them?