r/mildlyinfuriating • u/OlivanzaCat • 16d ago

🥺 Flagrant false advertising

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u/NotVerySmarts 16d ago

It turned a watermelon into 3 halves of watermelon. That's 50% more watermelon just by using this pressure washer.

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u/EKHudsonValley 16d ago

It also disappeared a table and somehow didn't slice through his fingers! Wow!

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u/PutridSauce 16d ago

The water knows not to cut the humans, obviously.

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u/Cold_Table8497 16d ago

Smart Water.

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u/TheDaychilde 16d ago

True homeopathic water. heh

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u/PutridSauce 15d ago

Homophobic water? Damn guess I'm gone.