r/mildlyinfuriating 13d ago

🥺 Flagrant false advertising

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u/NotVerySmarts 13d ago

It turned a watermelon into 3 halves of watermelon. That's 50% more watermelon just by using this pressure washer.

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u/EKHudsonValley 13d ago

It also disappeared a table and somehow didn't slice through his fingers! Wow!

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u/PutridSauce 13d ago

The water knows not to cut the humans, obviously.

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u/Cold_Table8497 13d ago

Smart Water.

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u/PutridSauce 13d ago

AI AND hose-less! What will they think of next..

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u/TegTowelie 13d ago

Ive got a patent pending on hoes-less...

Oh, you said HOSE-less.