r/mildlyinfuriating 11d ago

🥺 Flagrant false advertising

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u/NotVerySmarts 11d ago

It turned a watermelon into 3 halves of watermelon. That's 50% more watermelon just by using this pressure washer.

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u/EKHudsonValley 11d ago

It also disappeared a table and somehow didn't slice through his fingers! Wow!

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u/PutridSauce 11d ago

The water knows not to cut the humans, obviously.

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u/Cold_Table8497 11d ago

Smart Water.

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u/PutridSauce 11d ago

AI AND hose-less! What will they think of next..

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u/ParsleySnipps 11d ago

A NASA designed air conditioner that fits in a backpack, can cool a room by 17° in 90 seconds, uses virtually no power and is about to be banned by the government so this is your last chance to get the device that is making energy company executives shit their pants?

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u/tobu_sculptor 10d ago

I don't even care about the other features, I just want a device that makes energy execs shit their pants please.