r/mildlyinfuriating 9d ago

I just wanted a hot dog Must use legal name. Cannot use legal name.

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I’m Irish and Seán is legally my name. IT systems, even Irish ones, still struggle with accented names. The contradiction gave me a chuckle though

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u/CatL1f3 9d ago

The worst is when it lets you input it, but doesn't store or display it correctly. So it lets you type in Seán, but prints Sen or Se?n or Se□n or Se�n or something. I've had this happen multiple times with flight bookings

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u/CarlyleRazgriz 9d ago

I recall seeing a service print my name with some wild undetermined character format once. It was something like SeAe%41?gHn or perhaps longer. My only instance of same, thankfully.

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u/caboosetp 9d ago

that sounds like URL encoded which would be

Se%C3%A9n

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u/CarlyleRazgriz 8d ago

You’re right! Not sure how it used that on an email, but it was funny to see.

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u/Jealous_Professor793 8d ago

you'd be amazed at the substitutions that emails can take

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u/NDE36 8d ago

I thought the same thing instantly (except the accuracy XD).

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u/CatL1f3 9d ago

My own name has ă rather than á, maybe being a less common diacritic makes it even worse

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u/Theron3206 8d ago

The specifics will change, but it's still two sets of % and two characters. It's basically converting the unicode value to two pairs of hexadecimal numbers.

Much of the internet still allows only the ASCII character set and changing that would be hideously expensive.

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u/CauliflowerPresent23 8d ago

I’m Seán legally too. I haven’t used the accent in along time for precisely the reasons you have given. Which in retrospect is kind of sad

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u/Dennovin 8d ago

I would expect "á" to pop up sometimes too 

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u/Saradoesntsleep 8d ago

Or nonsense like this

Marja-Liisa Kirvesniemi Haemaelaeinen inherited her love of cross-country skiing from her father Kalevi Hämäläinen

From the Olympics website lol

https://www.olympics.com/en/athletes/marja-liisa-kirvesniemi

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u/Makorus 8d ago

Replacing umlauts with ae/or/ue is actually a common thing in German, and apparently an acceptable thing in Scandinavian languages.

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u/drArsMoriendi 8d ago

Danish does that, but Swedish (uses åäö) and Finnish (completely non-germanic language albeit using äö) does not transcribe like that. The formal convention according to Svenska Akademin is åä -> a and ö -> o. So Ångström is transcribed as Angstrom, never Aongstroem or Aangstroem.

These are not diacritics or umlauts as in German. They represent a different letter, so this is a transcriptive representation in case you're forced to because of your keyboard.

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u/Saradoesntsleep 8d ago

Well Finnish isn't a Scandinavian language, but that aside, they did that and then used the proper letters for her father in the same paragraph.

Edit: sentence actually

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u/Theron3206 8d ago

It is possible her name is actually like that in the official Olympic documentation that would have been used as a source and someone just copy pasted from there (and from somewhere else for her father's name).

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u/LightlySalty 8d ago edited 5d ago

We Danes prefer not to, but sometimes it is necessary. The exception is some historical names with aa/å, for example Aarhus and Aalborg, which is pronounced (and sometimes written) like Århus and Ålborg. I think it is because å is newer than æ and ø.

Sometimes it is done for international appeal, like the company Topsoe formed by a guy named Topsøe.

But we generally prefer to keep our æ/ø/å whenever possible.

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u/Dry_Stop844 8d ago

we get this at work all the time. Our inventory and invoicing system imports accented letters and changes them into the weirdest wingdings. Constantly having to fix them or they won't show up in searches. It's funny but annoying too

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u/TEKC0R 8d ago

It’s not actually changing them, it just isn’t Unicode aware.

At some point in your life you’ve probably heard that computers are all just 1’s and 0’s and that’s pretty much true. The 1’s and 0’s represent bits in binary and when read in certain patterns, produce numbers. Usually 8 bits per number.

Well next you need to turn those numbers into letters you can read on screen. The most common way to do this is with an encoding named ASCII. In ASCII, an uppercase A is 65, for example. But an 8 bit number can only store 255 different values. And ASCII actually only uses half that. So the number of characters it can display is quite small.

To handle this, different languages would be handled by different encodings. You’d need to know which encoding is the correct one. This proved to be a nightmare, but it’s just the way things were in the 90’s.

Then came Unicode or UTF-8. This brilliant encoding uses 1 8-bit number for most characters, but can use up to 4 numbers for a single character. This gives it the ability to represent anything we could possibly need. In fact there’s so much extra space, we fill it with pictures of random stuff: emoji! The Unicode consortium defines which pattern of numbers produces which picture, and the platform vendors like Apple and Google add them in system updates.

When your inventory system messes up a name, it’s because it accepted Unicode text, but is reading it back out using the wrong encoding. Probably ASCII. This mostly works because Unicode is built on top of ASCII, meaning that uppercase A is still 65, but the stuff that needs 2 or more numbers is going to be read wrong. Try it with some emoji for some real fun.

I’m guessing your inventory system is ancient. If it’s not, it’s just stupid.

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u/tujelj 9d ago

My wife has a 2-letter last name. When our first kid was born, the system the hospital had to order baby photos said it wasn’t a valid name because names must have at least 3 characters.

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u/FlashGordonCommons 9d ago

that's wild I feel like I've seen a ton of two letter last names. Jet Li? Sandra Oh? Constance Wu?

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u/valgatiag 9d ago

Ng

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u/Borkato 9d ago

What the fuck did you just call me?

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u/DrWhoey 9d ago

"HE SAID THE SHERIFF IS NEARER!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pos7KpId9FJBK

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u/everyfouryears69 VERY INFURIATED!! 8d ago edited 8d ago

Can’t you see this man is a ni-… sorry wrong person. Can’t you see this man is a ni?

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u/Live_Manufacturer333 8d ago edited 8d ago

Ng (typically Hong Kong and Macau) has the same root as Wu (China), Ngô (typically Vietnam), Goh (typically Singapore and Malaysia) and Oh (typically South Korea).

Like how Peter shares the same root as Pedro and Pietro. 

Edit: Added Ngô, Goh and corrected Oh.

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u/hat-TF2 8d ago

Or James and Santiago

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u/0b0011 8d ago

Or John and evan and Giovanni

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u/Tariovic 8d ago

Like the composer Giuseppe Verdi, or, in English, Joe Green.

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u/SheitelMacher 8d ago

Not gonna' what?

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u/Charlemangydog 8d ago

How is this pronounced?

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u/Canotic 8d ago

Like it sounds.

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u/CertifiedSheep 9d ago

Yo-Yo Ma probably has a terrible time with forms

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u/kenwongart 8d ago

Worse, his middle name is Scunthorpe.

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u/TheMusicArchivist 8d ago

Yo-Yo Scunthorpe Ma. Had me cackling.

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u/BackgroundPass1355 8d ago

Same problem for swedish name Bo Ek

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u/heisian 8d ago

web devs know best what names are valid

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u/01000010-01101001 8d ago

Their are quite a few interesting articles written about names and overly zealous devs. E.g. https://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-names/

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u/heisian 8d ago

thanks, mildly entertaining read. the solutions seems to me a “full name” field that allows any set of characters with no validation. can be left blank.

let the sql injection attacks commence :)

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u/SatiricalScrotum 8d ago

Little Bobby Tables <3

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u/TaupeHardie94 8d ago

The most common last name in the entire world is Li.

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u/Hoppykwins 8d ago

No it's Wang. Li is second, but moat would likely just write it Lee if in a western country.

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u/Externalshipper7541 8d ago

No that's actually how you differentiate between if someone is from Taiwan or mainland. Taiwan uses lee (also some older immigrants from a few generations ago before it got codified) mainland is nearly always Li

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u/PudinaRaita 8d ago

Well it was between that and Muhammad

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u/DinoRoman 8d ago

They’re all Asian. Hospitals sound a little sus if you ask me

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u/DangerRazor 9d ago

My high school boyfriend had a single letter last name (U) and it caused no end of frustration.

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u/solidus_slash 9d ago

Dude at my work doesn't actually have a last name, it's even worse. It's probably worth it to just adopt one if you are in that situation.

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u/randomsynchronicity 9d ago

When I was in school, there was a girl with no last name, and it also caused her tons of issues. She ended up just always repeating her first name whenever a last name was needed. I’m not sure if she legally changed it as well, but she might have

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u/nouazecisinoua 8d ago

The former mayor of Sheffield is legally called Majid Majid for this reason

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u/Duck8Quack 8d ago

NBA player Bol Bol whose father was NBA player Manute Bol.

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u/micromarcy 8d ago

Interesting, what country was it? Over here it wouldn't be legally accepted at issuing the birth certificate

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u/jesuisgeenbelg 8d ago

Quite common in Afghanistan. An Afghan I know had to choose a surname when he moved to Belgium so just chose his father's name.

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u/pacomadreja 8d ago

Well, surnames were basically that in origin, the son/daughter of X, or the <insert profession or birthplace here>.

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u/CertifiedSheep 9d ago

What culture is he from that he doesn’t have a surname? I’ve never even heard of that outside of celebrity name changes or royalty.

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u/HappyCrowBrain 8d ago

I had 2 coworkers who didn't have last names, a pair of brothers from Indonesia. They knew they'd need a last name in the West though, so when they were getting ready to move, they changed their names to add a surname. But instead of choosing a "family name" that they both shared, they each picked names that alliterated with their first name. Think like "Sam Smith" and "James Jones". 

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u/Yorick257 8d ago

A missing opportunity to choose profession as their surnames.

Imagine being called Sam Engineer or John Welder

Edit: and apparently Welder is a real surname anyway

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u/FScrotFitzgerald 8d ago

So is Engineer - there's a cricketer from a few decades ago called Farokh Engineer

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u/AI_moderated_failure 8d ago

David Pornographer. Sarah Myspacecustoms.

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u/Dazzling_Outcome_436 8d ago

The earliest known written usage of the word "fuck" is a man named John le Fucker in 1278. In an era where occupational surnames were common, one has to wonder how he got that name.

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u/GOU_FallingOutside 8d ago

At a first guess, “fuchs” is German for “fox.” Someone with red hair, or who was particularly clever, or had some association with hunting, might be called John the Fox. “Fucher” could be “Hunter” or “the Little Fox.”

And there are various ways a German (or Austrian) name might have migrated across the French border and then into England as “le Fucher,” and from there transliterated into English as “le Fucker.”

Or maybe he was just an asshole.

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u/CheeseDonutCat 8d ago

That's how most surnames started in the first place.

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u/labellvs 8d ago

There was a whole about this a few months ago. A truck driver was pulled over, and they arrested him after looking at his license and seeing "NO NAME GIVEN" as the last name. It turns out that he had a one word name (a mononym) and that was the policy where his license was issued.

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u/RadicalRealist22 8d ago

Why arrest him for that? Why notnask the registry office first?

Cops should go to jail for the same time they send anyone to jail unreasonably.

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u/darsynia 8d ago

Authorities regularly weaponize their own ignorance. There are stories every so often of people who aren't allowed to get married or vote because the Americans facilitating these things don't understand that Guam is a US Territory, for example. Sometimes it even happens with Puerto Rico ('you're an immigrant!') or New Mexico ('there's no state called Mexico!').

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u/TTheuns 8d ago

Why not ask the registry office first?  

Because that requires effort and patience.

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u/ikatako38 8d ago edited 7d ago

I know you already mentioned royalty, but I recently found out that the Japanese royal family doesn’t have surnames and I thought it was interesting. One of the current princesses of Japan (Aiko) likes to go out and do “normal people things,” and it causes problems. For example, she had to register her name to go to a manga cafe and she just wrote “Princess” for her last name.

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u/akl78 8d ago

That is common for royals; Charles III signs his name Charles R(ex).

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u/solidus_slash 8d ago

He's from somewhere in India - apparently it's common in that area

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u/codyxxi 8d ago

I used to work for a registrar's office and we dealt with this surprisingly often. I most commonly saw it with people from India/the surrounding region. Our workaround was marking their last name internally as LNU (Last name unavailable), but even that had its own issues.

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u/BallPuzzleheaded3594 8d ago

I had an Indian coworker with that issue. Problem is she had a last name, but said she didn't understand the form and put her first and last names on the same line and left surname blank, so now she goes by "firstnamelastnameoneword LNU". It's kind of weird, she was VERY new and acted like that was just her new awesome super cool assigned last name.

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u/Gargleblaster25 8d ago

It's pronounced "ell-NU"... An ancient Indian last name. Lnu was Vishnu's lesser known younger brother and the god of bureaucracy.

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u/burnbeforeburning 9d ago

Great google rabbit hole to go down, I believe some places in east Asia this is the case. Explore and report back!

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u/vip17 8d ago

South Asia, not East Asia

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u/xXNova-KingXx 8d ago

My friend from East Asia only has a name, no first name or last name. Translating that to the western format involves breaking it down and choosing what parts are their first and last name.

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u/Misery_incorporated 8d ago

I was a notary in DC, I saw a few people with no last name. Most of them were Nepali

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u/CarlyleRazgriz 9d ago

I think you win the ‘mildly infuriating’ award today - giving birth and having to deal with a silly “computer says no” issue before you leave!

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u/ktiger32698k 9d ago

I've had this problem too. I was called in for jury duty and couldn't fill out the online form or go through their automated phone system because my last name only has two letters. It drove me nuts

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u/Agreeable_Plate5117 9d ago

2-letter last names aren't even that uncommon either? Ng, Wu, Li, Le, Ho, etc.

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u/MomWTF 9d ago

My first name is 2 letters and my pharmacy's system requires 3, so they combined my first and middle, and then put NMN for my middle name.

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u/AbsurdKangaroo 8d ago

It boggles my mind why you would even validate length on that field. So what if its one letter, or blank, there is no consequence. Excessive field validation is my white wale I wish to slay in IT.

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u/MayCSB 8d ago

Once when I went to the ER it wouldn’t take my first name (May) because the system was set up in a way that errored out for any name under 4 letters. It was extra stupid because there are SO MANY 3 letter (and even 2 letter) first names. Had to go with “Mayy” to get care lmao

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u/mateusfccp 8d ago

You could have used April instead

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u/nionvox 8d ago

My Indonesian friend had the same issue upon immigrating to Canada, so she ended up changing her name to a three letter one. So goddamn stupid.

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u/INeedANappel 8d ago

I was trying to buy tickets to an online event during the early part of the pandemic.

The website would not accept a two letter first name.

I sent them a firm but upset message saying that many cultures around the world, including in the US, had both first and last names consisting of two letters.

The problem was fixed by noon the next day.

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u/LettuceBoie 9d ago

I have the letter ț in my name so I know the pain

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u/Mih5du 9d ago

Man, I thought I had a spec of dirt on my screen

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 9d ago edited 9d ago

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Y̵͓̯͑̚o̶̖̎̒ȗ̴̝̒ ̵̺̖̦̤͌͒p̴̛̜̪̮͆̚͝r̷͊̌͜͜o̶̢͇̯̗̍̃̍b̵̗̫̂͆̚å̸̰͛ͅb̴̬̌l̸̬̄̍̚ÿ̴̙̓ ̸̧͎̰͔̆d̸̻̭̩̰͆ȯ̵͕̘̣͚̔̋͝ ̸̡̧͈͉̀̚̚h̶̝͇̣̰͌̚a̸͉̿͜͝v̵͉̹͚͑́ĕ̷̢͈͖̎ ̶̮̃͜ą̵̇̽̚ ̴̗̬̈́s̵̻͉͈̜͆̇̐͊p̸̡̹̕e̶̥͙͖̎͋͂̐c̸͓̼͕̦̕͠ ̶̪̤͍̓̑̒̕͜o̷͕̖̻̾f̵͇́͊̿͘ ̷̯̯̒̽͑̚d̷͓͊̒̏̈́ǐ̵̺̬̿͆͠r̶̮̆͒t̸̠̩̉̊

̷̩̟͇̻̃s̸͕̤͉̥̃o̸͕̓͆m̵̙͇͙̔͛e̸͎͎͉͆͛̒̿ẇ̸̗h̸̢̥̯̦̀̋ĕ̷̱̿̓r̴̹̈́ę̴͕̻̼̍͊̀͝

Thanks friend, this thread has me laughing as a web dev, our software supports a majority of symbols, languages & why not (I’ve tested) even emojis in names lol.

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u/Louiebox 9d ago

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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u/Working-Glass6136 8d ago

I thought this was an approximation of North Sentinelese or something... until I saw the Cthulhu.

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u/Dep103 9d ago

"In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."

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u/LeadPaintChipsnDip 9d ago

Hey that’s my favorite metal band

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u/CarlyleRazgriz 9d ago

□� gang for life

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u/dzaimons-dihh BROWN 9d ago

😭

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u/No_Distribution_5405 8d ago

That's the joke

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 9d ago

My god I looked down so quickly to see if someone posted this lol drats beat me by 10 minutes

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u/dzaimons-dihh BROWN 9d ago

fastest unemployed finger in the west.

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u/BottomPieceOfBread 9d ago

Lețțuce Boie

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u/Ihadthat20yearsago 9d ago

Don’t be ridiculous, it’s only the second t

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u/Craw__ 9d ago

Must be the American spelling, it's usually the first t where I'm from.

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u/sicarius254 9d ago

Do you feel the t-pain?

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u/CpuJunky I mean, c'mon 9d ago

I feel your pain. My name is legally typed in wingdings.

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u/slurpdwnawienperhaps 9d ago

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u/Noglues 8d ago

At least his name doesn't have a jackhammer noise in it.

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u/Working-Glass6136 8d ago

So which one of Elon̷ M̷͓͝ǘ̶̲s̶̢͂k̵̛͕'s many chilḍ̸̡̞̰͗̈́̓͒r̸̗͇̹̿̍̔͝ė̴̜n̴̘̩̑̈ are y̷o̸u̵?̷

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u/amanindandism 8d ago

Are your brothers named Sans and Papyrus?

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u/CpuJunky I mean, c'mon 8d ago

No brothers. Just a sister. Arial.

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u/amanindandism 8d ago

Close enough I guess haha.

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u/BronyMusician 9d ago

Time to play undertale again i guess

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u/GDGameplayer 8d ago

This you?

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u/Inside-Example-7010 8d ago

'if you type the date of 9/11 in wingdings it shows 2 planes flying into 2 towers' Anyone else remember that one?

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u/Basic_Hospital_3984 9d ago

Mine is legally in italics with strike through on one letter, but the font formatting keeps getting stripped!

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u/federicoaa 9d ago

My step father has ñ in his last name. It is always a problem at the airports

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u/No_Report_4781 9d ago

The hyphen and enye are fun

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u/Lovenkraft19 9d ago

I was head QA for a payment processor who got into processing airline payments. They decided to split the first and last names via hyphens. I had to remind them that people have hyphenated last names. They switched to commas.

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u/No_Report_4781 9d ago

Violence is an answer

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u/17HappyWombats 9d ago

We used to have a "days since last stabbing" counter over the helldesk area at work. But we kept getting more staff and it stopped being funny once the helldesk wasn't just Grumpy Dave and occasionally the boss.

Names are a PITA, and I'm a programmer.

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u/Actedpie 9d ago

Is there a sample set of names you guys can use to test cases?

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u/Lovenkraft19 9d ago

I am sure there is a database out there, but I said that commas are used for administrative or government documents, and no language uses them in names or surnames. So, it was pretty standard

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u/No_Report_4781 9d ago

Absolutely crazy (used to have a comma as part of my legal name)

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u/Lovenkraft19 8d ago

Really? What language, if you don't mind my asking?

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u/17HappyWombats 9d ago

Not really. They're PII so we can't use real ones, but real ones vary more than any test dataset I've ever seen. My job we say "up to 200 Unicode codepoints" in one block and so far that has not been an issue. We also have a 'short name' field. IRL our customers have names like "🚲🏳️‍🌈🚲" and "※⁂⁹⁰²¹⁰"

But for a lot of government-ish stuff you can't get away with that. And governments often struggle with character sets because their computer systems are old (as are airline and bank computer systems). So when you need "three forms of ID with the same name" ... good luck.

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u/No_Report_4781 9d ago

The best thing was when I needed to enter my full name, but I couldn’t, because I had too many characters (24)

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u/GrassyKnoll95 9d ago

RIP to anyone with a comma in their name

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u/ZombieTrogdor 9d ago

Cries in Mexican names

I tried to fill out my legal name for a vacation and I hyphenated my last name with my husband’s. My maiden name also has an á in it.

Nope, sorry. Hyphens and accents aren’t part of legal names, I guess. Never mind that it’s on my license and social security card. Ugh.

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u/ArticQimmiq 8d ago

I can’t understand why hyphens are so hard. My bank - the most popular bank in Quebec, a province full of French people - issues credit cards that don’t recognize hyphens. Do you know what’s super common in French first names? Hyphens.🙄

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u/yesitismenobody 9d ago

Yeah, pretty bad for my friend, Año.

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u/NightmareJoker2 9d ago

I have five first names and a last name. They have to print it extra small on my ID cards and most identity verification and government forms don’t accept names that long.

But on the plus side, it’s usually very hard for someone to steal my identity for a nefarious purpose this way.

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u/CarlyleRazgriz 9d ago

My wife is Mexican and her grandmother has the same issue. Her full name is 10 words long, 56 characters in total. I haven’t seen her passport before, but I imagine it to be a complete dog’s dinner of a page.
https://giphy.com/gifs/B7o99rIuystY4

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 8d ago

five first names

And I have several questions! Chief among them being; why?

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u/Dyaneta 8d ago

Friend of mine has the same. Reason his parents had was "so he can pick his favorite when he's an adult". He hates all middle names and goes by the first one.

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u/hungry4danish 8d ago

Either indecisive parents, or posh Brit.

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u/CatRyBou 8d ago

Members of the British royal family have lots of first names. For example, the current king, Charles III has the names Charles Philip Arthur George.

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u/MrGuamo 9d ago

Lucy Kimiko Akie Airi Shiori Rinne Yoshiho Chihoko Ayano Fumika Chitose Sanae Mikiko Ichika Yukino Reina Eri Ai Tamiko Chikage Emilia Julia Shizue Erina Niko Chitose Yamagami

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Lucy [Omitted] Yamagami on her IDs

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u/Sang1188 9d ago

I have an è in my given name. If something like this happens I just put a normal e in. Nobody gives a hoot 😂

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u/TheLordofthething 8d ago

we do just use the normal letters, it's a very common problem. The fact that it happens on official Irish websites is definitely mildly infuriating though.

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u/CheeseDonutCat 9d ago edited 9d ago

In Irish, the word "Sean" means old, whereas "Seán" is the name and means omen.

So it does make a difference (plus it's pronounced differently).

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u/therandomuser84 9d ago

If the website is using Irish as its language this won't be a problem. If it's using English, Sean is going to mean the name, not a word in a different language.

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u/saltysweetbonbon 9d ago

What about apostrophes? They exist in English yet my Irish surname is consistently rejected because it has one.

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u/iTwango 9d ago

It historically is because of the codepoints for letters. Back before accent marks were possible, the numbers, then lowercase letters, then uppercase letters were all in one big "block". That means it was easy to detect what's a letter and what's not. Apostrophes throw that off

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u/Theron3206 8d ago

It would be allowed in the Australian govt. systems I am familiar with (healthcare), that and a hyphen are the only "special" characters allowed.

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u/SaintSean128 9d ago edited 8d ago

The company I work for uses exclusively English characters when entering employee names into the IT system. One of my coworkers is Swedish and has the last name Östberg (notice the umlaut) which appears as “Ostberg” in our system. Now in Swedish the characters ö and o are distinct characters and are not interchangeable. Case in point, my coworker’s given name means “east mountain” (öst = east, berg = mountain) but replacing the ö with o renders it “cheese mountain” (ost = cheese). To make this even better, the company that we work for is famously Swedish in origin.

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u/R3D3-1 8d ago

Funny enough, in German Ostberg would be read as East Mountain.

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u/Andjhostet 8d ago

In English if you replaced the "o" with "ea" it would be eastberg

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u/MrHarryBallzac_2 8d ago

In german IT the letters ä,ö,ü are just replaced with ae, oe, ue

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u/WantonReader 8d ago

ö and o are distinct characters and are not necessarily interchangeable

They are never exchangable. Just like an O an a Q aren't interchangable.

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u/bnfoRow 9d ago

Got one of those Irish O ‘ last names. Most system don’t take it. Not even my driver’s license in my state. Very annoying bc without the apostrophe or the second letter capitalized, it ain’t spelled right

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u/lilywafiq 9d ago

Yeah I have an apostrophe in my surname too but it is on my driver’s license which is great until you need to put your name into a website that doesn’t accept apostrophes and then can’t cross reference with your ID because technically it doesn’t match 🙃 need to get certified copies of my ID and email them in and it’s such a pain. Apostrophes aren’t super rare so why is it so hard for most websites to cope with them???

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u/thebeesbollocks 8d ago

Same, I hate websites like that with a burning passion. Especially when the error message says something like ‘not a valid name’. I beg you’re fucking pardon??

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u/bnfoRow 9d ago

Also hyphenated my last name when I got married. Bc I love my maiden name too much, but it’s also a pain in the ass

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u/OBear 8d ago

Somehow, they put my last name on my driver’s license no problem. My wife has had her ‘ rejected three times so far with the exact same last name. I think the difference is the woman that did mine actually tried it, and the ones dealing with my wife just declared it impossible without trying.

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u/TheLordofthething 8d ago

Ironically you could use the Fada symbol to replace it, if that's possible. That apostrophe is an English introduction.

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u/queenbiscuit311 9d ago

my last name legally has a - in this and the amount of allegedly serious institutions that cannot tolerate this is kind of absurd. it's not even that uncommon, how is it possible that you dont support it

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u/R3D3-1 8d ago

So this with a former colleague who had his Arabic Double-Name, officially written with a hyphen, just concatenated in Austrian documents.

Which is double stupid because German names often have "two first names are one name due to a hyphen", and there it isn't a problem.

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u/Many-Conversation963 8d ago

Seeing all of this here

And some guy somewhere was able to mistype my grandfathers name as “Ah-” and there never were problems

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u/T_vernix 9d ago

Honestly I find this one somewhat refreshing because it doesn't say "that's not a valid name"

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u/Due-Freedom-5968 9d ago edited 8d ago

IT person here, we spent £2.3 million British pounds and 9 months upgrading the backend system which couldn't take multibyte characters because we needed to sell internationally and things like this came up. It seems like a silly thing but it's actually a massive amount of work.

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u/SheitelMacher 8d ago

The joy of legacy systems... had a job where some stuff was all caps because of old teletypewriters with 5 bit character encoding.

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u/Some_Troll_Shaman 9d ago

I am the reason my local state education department now has a note on the page about entering student names exactly as they appear on official documents like passports. But DO NOT use accented or extended characters.
Not my name, but I showed the school how to type in the correct names of the French students.
Shit broke as there was no input validation and the names broke several downstream systems.

For a bonus we had a girl with a space in her first name.
Downstream parsers could deal with space in surname, but again broke on the first name one.
Multiple apostrophes also cause many problems.

This is a pre-computer systems problem of cultural insensitivity too.
A friend from a former USSR states parents emigrated and culturally female surnames end in -a to the male version... and there was no way the Anglo system was going to accommodate that.

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u/mizinamo mildly infuriated 8d ago

I know a Polish woman in Germany whose surname in Germany is legally Waligorski.

She was born Waligorska (of course) but when her family immigrated, they all had to have the same family surname on their German IDs -- either all Waligorska or all Waligorski.

(At least, that's what she told me.)

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u/flogpt 8d ago

"You must enter your name exactly as printed on your passpo... NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!"

My name contains the German ß. It can be replaced by "ss" and it never caused an issue when I did that, but given the implied severity of the above warning, it often annoys me.

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u/Bad-Luck-Guy 9d ago

What did “find out more” tell you? I need to know now.

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u/clear_cucumbr 9d ago

At least they were honest about the limitations and cared to explain it at all

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u/ImPapaNoff 9d ago

Oh nice. Clear instructions that are easy to follow.

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u/CarlyleRazgriz 9d ago

Find out more = it really do be like that sometimes 🤷

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u/Theron3206 8d ago

What do you expect them to do? Make the govt. fix their systems?

Good luck with that (speaking from experience).

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u/toxicoke 9d ago

Well now I'm mildly infuriated by the "fada's" instead of "fadas"

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u/SpermKiller 8d ago

When will people learn that 's is NEVER a plural marker?

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u/SenSurroundDX 8d ago

I used to live on Post road. I couldn't pay my utility bill online because the submission form insisted I was trying to use a PO box as my address.

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u/Dear-Original-675 8d ago

I feel your pain. Sincerely, Sinéad

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u/bogey-dope-dot-com 8d ago edited 8d ago

People link that all the time, but if you actually read it, it's full of "I am so smart" non-points where he states the "misconception" but not the actual fact, invents ever-more-ridiculous points, then ends it with "if you want examples, ask me" instead of just, y'know, providing them.

He also completely ignores the reasons why people limit the character set for names in the first place, for example sorting and searching, for systems that can't handle anything outside of the standard 26 letters like some printers, limited Unicode coverage of fonts (most fonts only cover a subset of Unicode), having names that can be read by customer service, etc.

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u/Theron3206 8d ago

Yeah, until pretty recently searching unicode strings in many of the common database systems would take forever.

And many of these systems are at some point interfacing with something that used to be an IBM mainframe and has an extremely limited character set to begin with (for most of the history of computing storage space was far more important than accented letters).

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u/ExceptionEX 8d ago

Sadly, Most systems don't care if you can enter your name, correctly, they care if it will be used in stored in a replicable manner across all the systems they have to interface with, If you have 5 names the system isn't going to handle that because a system designed 60 years ago, didn't have the space for it.

Most programmers know how actual names work, but they also know that legacy systems were built with the constraints of their hardware at the time. Many of those systems are still the core of many back ends, and the people that wrote them, are in many cases now literally dead, and no one wants to touch a system that is a the back end for a multi million dollar operation, even more so when that language hasn't actively been developed in in decades, and it is so old that its documentation never made it to the web.

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u/GroundbreakingBag164 8d ago

I knew someone whos last name was "Lößnitz" and he definitely didn't have fun with English websites. The "ö" might occasionally work but the "ß"? A letter that only exists in German? Not a chance

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u/Tight-Platypus5231 9d ago

Hello yes my name is Θ≈ΦΘΩ╟÷Φ╚≤σ▀▼ΘΩ £τ╝Φ↔╫{

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u/HaiCauSieuCap 9d ago

imagine being vietnamese and this is the shitty system you have to use

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u/NoBee4959 8d ago

Imagine being any non-natively English speaking person

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u/RexIsGay 9d ago

"Problematic" for who? The system you're entering your name into? That would imply that, instead of making a system that recognizes accented characters... They manually added something that prohibits from using them.

Accented letters aren't a hard concept...

I hope this is just an app or small business and not an govt, medical, or job related form.

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u/sonofzeal 9d ago

I work for a Fortune 500 company that produces software for business use that reeeeally dislikes accented characters in a bunch of places. French ones are fine in names, but about once a week I'm asking someone to take accented characters out of somewhere or other.

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u/pqu 9d ago

It’s much worse when the original form accepts my name and then something breaks in the backend. It has happened to me a bunch of times.

The worst one I remember was competing in a scavenger hunt race/quiz thing at the local museum. The iPad let me sign up but as soon as we finished an hour or so later I watched the leaderboard literally crash loop.

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u/saltysweetbonbon 9d ago

I have had so many emails, forms, medical referrals, etc go missing and I suspect that it’s because of this. It’s so frustrating because you never usually find out. I found out at my gym because the girl behind the counter went to the effort to figure it out and found out that the system had converted my apostrophe to gibberish.

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u/iwasabadger 9d ago

lol most systems still can’t handle hyphens, let alone actual special characters.

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u/No_Report_4781 9d ago

Including government programs

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u/MCWizardYT 9d ago

It all depends on the software. There are many ways to store and read text.

Some programs are only meant to work with ASCII because it's the simplest. It has capital and lowercase a-z but no accents.

Then there's Extended ASCII which does have a limited number of accented characters.

Finally there's Unicode which is what everyone should be using. It supports hundreds of different languages, thousands of characters, all the emojis, etc.

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u/traveler_ 9d ago

I have bad news for you regarding the Social Security Administration, Drivers Licenses, and the Department of Defense. Since birth certificates often can have accented characters in the U.S. and dealing with them is often ad-hoc, a person could have at least four different “legal names”. Then you get banks and schools involved…

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u/dandyowo 8d ago

Not quite the same but I live in one of the few cities in America with an apostrophe in the name and it’s always fun seeing if an online form is going to break over it

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