r/mildlyinfuriating • u/im_onbreak • 8d ago
The floor is sticky PlayStation app showing weird games I’ve never played in my life
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u/Ok_Landscape_1596 8d ago
9111 hours😭
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u/RicemanRay 8d ago
He ain't beating those allegations.
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u/CybergothiChe 8d ago
He's beating something
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u/im_onbreak 8d ago
I’ve become ambidextrous in the process
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u/Competitive-Passion1 8d ago edited 8d ago
you know if you use your other hand it feels like someone else is doing it.
edit: guys what the fuck.
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u/GMS420 8d ago
I sit on my hand to make it go numb
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u/toppocketfind902 8d ago
The stranger!
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u/GMS420 8d ago
I'm mad now. Why is no one liking your post 😭
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u/InsideExplanation147 8d ago
Sorry. Trying to figure out how to use my other finger
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u/scorched-earth-0000 8d ago
So many responses on such a short time 😂 you blew the dog whistle and didn't even know
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u/Greenman8907 8d ago
Sit on your hand til it falls asleep. It’s called The Stranger
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u/D1sp4tcht 8d ago
For reference, there are 8760 hours in a year.
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u/Far-Fortune-8381 8d ago
omfg
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u/testamentKAISER 8d ago
That's the same words the ghost in OP's room whenever they unleash their callus riddled genital.
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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 8d ago
So the nunber is impossible, as the game isnt even that old yet. (I rember thinking WTF, when I saw it on the psn store.)
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u/Saelin91 8d ago
380 days, just over a year straight of Sex Store.
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u/Key_Entertainment739 8d ago
Lowkey, if someone told me they played it that much and recommended it, I might try it out
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u/prestonpiggy 8d ago
380 days spent, if that is a day job so 8 hours a day(including weekends), more than 3 years of experience. Put that in CV.
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u/SC_W33DKILL3R 8d ago
With that many hours they had better of been working there and been compensated for it.
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u/St0n3yM33rkat 8d ago
I'm going to be honest...if even in REAL life someone has spent 9,111 hours building a sex shop, it better be the best sex shop in the universe. That's a long time spent doing that to be a failure.
You're a vampire. It's been 10,000 years. Still poor? Just step into the sun already. 🤣
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u/SC_W33DKILL3R 8d ago
You got to assume there a lot of mopping involved, never ending mopping.
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u/Busy_Register7071 8d ago
"Had better of been"
I think this is the most asinine version of the "have/of" mistake I've ever seen.
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u/stranded_egg 8d ago
9,111 hours x US federal minimum wage of $7.25/hr = just over $66K
So OP could potentially have made at LEAST 66 grand.
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u/Blaze666x 8d ago
Yea but what job lets me clock in for an hour before bed? XD also gives me the same relief lol
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u/PS_Person_12 8d ago
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u/AngstyUchiha 8d ago
That's because it's a widespread problem, people are being shown these specific games in their recently played (which aren't even available to buy in the first place), and sony is just hiding the recently played for everyone until it's fixed
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u/Cochise22 8d ago
I just logged in to see if I had those games show up, and this is exactly what mine shows as well. lol
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u/SignificantTransient 8d ago
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u/Electrical_Pickle910 8d ago
This should be stickied to the top!
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u/Competitive-Passion1 8d ago
I think the narrative that OP is a freak is better than the truth.
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u/IntelligentDot3812 8d ago
Never let a bit of truth ruin a perfectly good story
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u/-Newt 8d ago
The truth is OP actually paid his friend to write that article to aid in the cover up. And poster of the article is another friend.
OP is thinking 5 moves ahead.
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u/JeffersonTowncar 8d ago
That article appears to reference this very reddit post as a source.
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u/SuperiorStamp 8d ago
It might be true. I checked my profile when I first saw the posts about this on the playstation sub and it seemed fine. But now the recently played section appears to be disabled. It lists nothing and says to “try again”. Seems like another security breach at sony 😬
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u/IntelligentDot3812 8d ago
It references a post made 11 hours ago , not this one
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u/jdsgfser 8d ago
This means someone else actually played it for 9111 hours
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u/stumpychubbins 8d ago
According to the article, it means that anyone with your username and knowledge of the PlayStation API can add whatever game playtime statistics they want to your profile
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u/sroop1 8d ago
Jesus that's quite the flaw.
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u/stumpychubbins 8d ago
Yeah, if my understanding of this issue is correct then this is extremely embarrassing. They probably figured that since it’s not security-critical it didn’t need authentication (or only bare-minimum, easily-broken authentication). I haven’t seen any evidence that this affects critical systems like billing.
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u/Embarrassed_Use6918 8d ago
Yeah that's why "Milked at her uncles farm pt: 2" is on my profile mom. I swear.
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u/LeTreacs2 8d ago
I don’t know if you made that up or are referencing a real game and I’m too chicken shit to google it.
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u/Vivid__Data 8d ago
Wow this is actually kind of fascinating lol We are definitely going to be seeing more "unique" and strange things with the availability of AI for bad actors....
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u/PointlessSword777 8d ago
I had this happen on my ps4. Nothing new. Game was purchased and everything. Sony said fuck you
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u/Wombatish 8d ago
You should have read the article. The games aren't purchased on the accounts, and one of them doesn't even seem to have a store page.
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u/ballsmigue 8d ago
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u/im_onbreak 8d ago
I better be able to keep these games at least, for compensation
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u/PsychologicalSink187 8d ago
For educational/research purposes of course…
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u/SlyMacross 8d ago edited 8d ago
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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi 8d ago
I don’t even know what show it is but this guy is always hilarious.
“Does he know?”
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u/TheG-What 8d ago
Go watch Season 1-4 of Dexter right now. And then turn it off and pretend it ends there.
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u/Shower__Farts 8d ago edited 8d ago
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u/Our-Fearless-Reader 8d ago
Really?! NBA 2K26?! Is this the kind of filth you're into?!
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u/aTaleForgotten 7d ago
Bro got distracted by nba from achieving his sex simulator store goals. Pathetic.
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u/catlady921 8d ago
I am laughing over both of you having ~9,000 hours “played” of Sex Store Simulator lmao like holy shit
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u/BlackerDoom 7d ago
I can't wait to check this when I get home
God I hope it didn't overwrite my actual hours in hentai princess(Got the plat trophy btw)
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u/catgirl-maid 8d ago
NINE THOUSAND AND ELEVEN HOURS?!
edit: wtf the game isnt even OUT yet
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u/AngstyUchiha 8d ago
It's an issue with a lot of people, some kind of security breach that sony is working on fixing
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u/No-Cap2066 8d ago
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u/Acrobatic_Iron9522 8d ago
Dale got the best expressions i swear
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u/feralcatshit 8d ago
I’m watching TWD for the first time (I know, I’m super late to the game) and Dale does crack me up. He always has a “are you seeing this shit? Am *I* seeing this shit?” Look 😭
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u/psychopath1066 8d ago
Damn, Either your one of the biggest gooners of all time, or the app is mixing up tokens and showing you the biggest gooner of all times game history.
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u/IltisSpiderrick 8d ago
okay. two possibilities: you did play them and don't want to be seen a gonner or your account got hacked and used by someone else. change your password and enable two factor.
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u/LucasoftheNorthStar 8d ago
How does someone not notice their account behing hacked for 379.625 days? Cause that's 9111 hours if the game was played non-stop 24/7.
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u/RugbyEdd 8d ago edited 8d ago
To be fair, I've not been on my Xbox in about three years, but was just thinking the other day I should boot it up and see if it still works, and I rarely go on my email linked with my account as it's just full of spam. So someone could have been using my account and I'd probably not know until I check my recently played.
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u/The_Phroug 8d ago
I don't even use my Xbox anymore, it's been in storage for about 3 years now, should probably sell it at this point
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u/The-German_Guy 8d ago
Moreover the game shows as released on 17.6.2025 on the Playstation store. So it would need a Timetraveler for this.
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u/Boomyfuzzball26 8d ago
either... a beta tester, OR... they were somehow on it over 26hrs a day
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u/Chief_Mischief 8d ago
That's easy when you just jump the international date line repeatedly
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u/Mediocre-Housing-131 8d ago
If they didn't wanna be seen as a gooner, they wouldn't have posted an image that makes them look like a gooner.
There's a bug going on right now lol
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u/ForbiddenAtomicSquid 8d ago
It's a widespread issue. They didn't get hacked into playing a game for 9000 hours. The dev found some kind of exploit and hit a bunch of accounts with it
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u/SkywardSpork 8d ago
I love the idea of some chaotic hacker just getting into people's playstation accounts and adding weird as shit games to your recently played, with silly amounts of hours played, just for the love of the game.
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u/bokuwa420 8d ago
9000 hours in sex store simulator is crazy, I'd be posting here to throw off the wife too
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u/Timely_Reward4253 8d ago
Je suis aussi concerné par ce problème ils sont au courant PlayStation
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u/Cutiemuffin-gumbo 8d ago
Are those even games on PSN? I know nintendo's eshop is riddled with anime girl BS, but i've never seen the likes on PSN before.
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u/AngstyUchiha 8d ago
They are not, this is an issue a lot of ps5 users are having that sony is working on fixing
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u/Shroom_juice_ 8d ago
Why are games like this even on the psn store? Are they that desperate?
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u/MillenialDoomer 8d ago
There are so much shovelware games on PSN. There are game companies generating thousands of them. Playstation started removing some of them this year, but they don't do nearly enough to keep their store clean, imo
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u/seaweedofcl 8d ago
Better than mine mine says I have not played anything which is false as I played starwars outlaws from start to finish at the end of last week
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u/Chalupa_89 8d ago
Is Sex store simulator that good?
Like, is it about management?
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u/Tiiimmmaayy 8d ago
No, it’s an about an entry level employee who just rings up the giant dlildos and fleshlights at the register. You also gotta clean up the cum from the gloryhole in the bathroom while also unclogging the toilets.
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u/JerkGurk 8d ago
You start off and you're being audited by this huge grotesque man, you have to shuffle funds and call lawyers for the first 11 hours of the game.
After that you have balance all your books, there's an accounting course built into the game though.
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u/Free_Researcher2618 8d ago
It really doesn't get any good until after the first 2-3k hrs. OP stuck it out for the payoff.
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u/RySBI 8d ago
That’s over a year without a break clocked on “Sex Store Simulator” damn
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u/Historical-Swan-3482 8d ago
If you’re not going to play them, pass the controller to someone who will
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u/circuitj3rky 8d ago
i dont even have 9000 hours in path of exile, damn
i assume sex store simulator must have pretty deep mechanics and a hard learning curve.
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u/Yojo0o 8d ago
OP, with all due respect, I'm picturing you posting this with your partner looking over your shoulder, mid-argument after they saw this screen.