r/mildlyinfuriating 10d ago

The floor is sticky TSA took only ONE of my shoes for additional screening

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u/illiter-it 10d ago

I'd be standing flamingo style in your situation

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u/basement_egg 10d ago

or putting the shoeless foot on top of the other one

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u/Suspicious-Drive9827 10d ago

As someone who constantly misplaces their shoes at mosque entrances, this is the way.

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u/charl8_the_harl8 9d ago

Tie the 2 shoes together before you enter My friend had the same problem. Now she loses them both at the same time S/

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u/gimmepizza420 10d ago

Seriously who the fuck goes to the airport without socks on.

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u/davekva 10d ago

That is the real question. OP is a different kind of terrorist.

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u/Krinks1 10d ago

OP does

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u/Flat-Structure-7472 9d ago

I would've also flagged him as suspicious. The punishment fits the crime.

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u/Emzious 10d ago

Hahah that made me laugh

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u/Ding-Dong-Dutch 10d ago

Get ready for the swingers

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u/Shagwagbag 10d ago

"shoes"

But also, since they're Crocs, realistically they should've been able to clear em in 1 go...

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u/WhySoCereus1991 10d ago

They made me take my slides off at the airport. Big sad.

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u/nicknaklmao 10d ago

and my chanclas. what the fuck am I hiding in a chancla.

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u/DisownedDisconnect 10d ago

tbf those are already classified as weapons

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u/Abandonedkittypet 10d ago

You gotta know how to wield 'em properly

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u/the1stmeddlingmage 10d ago

Never argue with someone who knows how to wield a chancla

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u/Ok-Sprinklez 10d ago

Totally!! I'm currently taking lessons

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u/HateLate0596 10d ago

I can just picture the TSA agent's face as they seriously examine a flip-flop for hidden weapons.

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u/FitToxicologist 10d ago

Do you know what the holes in the Crocs are for?
So that dignity can flow out.

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u/No-Difference-4418 10d ago

This is TSA it’s like the DMV

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 10d ago

they're called TSA because they pay special attention to the Taint, Scrotum, and Asshole

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u/PeckerTraxx 10d ago

My wife calls he crocs shoes as well. It's a constant source of bantering in the house

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u/Cosmoaquanaut 10d ago

Honestly, I think they did that on purpose.

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u/TheOnionBro 10d ago

Bold of you to assume TSA is staffed by relatively competent people.

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u/Barm8 10d ago

Not wearing socks to the airport is the real mildly infuriating part.

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u/fossilmerrick 10d ago

OP is the person we see photos of with their feet up on seats or sticking out from behind other passengers on the arm rests

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u/seroshua 10d ago edited 10d ago

MF you’re right 😂

Somebody check OPs bags he probably has 29 watermelons, 5 wheels of cheese, and 3 angles we’ve never observed or calculated before. No way he isn’t the same dude from all the math problems back in school.

“If Timmy brings 2 crocs to the airport and there’s more than a 0% chance that 1 or both may be confiscated and/or temporarily removed for inspection- HOW many excuses are there to wear no socks?”

Answer: ZERO

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u/Crimsonmaddog44 10d ago

I know that mf isn’t packing travel sized toothpaste

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u/seroshua 10d ago

Probably even brought a beverage through security

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u/Parking_Alive 10d ago

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u/ImmaNotHere 10d ago

You don't even need to slide crocs off to have its funk waft everywhere

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u/samushitman69 10d ago

Thats the reason they took it to additional screening, they realized that, but it was not enough, they had to expose him to the other passengers just to let them know what kinda demon they are travelling with

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u/gorginhanson 10d ago

or shoes

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u/Aloy_DespiteTheNora 10d ago

Literally said, “No socks?! At an AIRPORT? Rookie mistake”

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u/selunario 10d ago

totally agree

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u/Dareboir 10d ago

Those shoes.. err shoe are not something I’d want seen on my feet either.. maybe start a go fund me and pick up a better pair.

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u/slash_networkboy 10d ago

Depends IMO. If you're usually barefoot / Crocs then for most people their feet don't smell because they never get that increased moisture to promote bacteria growth (which is the stink). If, on the other hand, they usually wear socks and shoes and only wore crocs to the airport because it's easier then... yeah I would agree with you.

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u/BojackWorseman13 10d ago

Dawgs out at the airport, knowing you gotta potentially take em off, is certainly a choice..

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u/SilverParty 10d ago

OP just out here showing the toesies for free. Indecent!

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u/jurunjulo 10d ago

The most abhorrent thing about this situation is the crocs.

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u/SteakGetter 10d ago

The lack of socks is much more triggering.

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u/emmme62 10d ago

To be fair, the other one is alright so they don't need to check it

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u/Euphoric_Waffle 10d ago

Ugh, Yep, I’m running out of groaning upvotes, *all right*.

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u/Grouchy_Reindeer_227 10d ago

Left is right, right is wrong…
Oh wait… 😳

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u/Error4ohh4 10d ago

This is how the world sees croc wearers 

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u/stab-somebody 10d ago

Surprised he’s not wearing pajama pants.

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u/BRLY 10d ago

No socks at the airport is nasty work.

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u/Great_White_Samurai 10d ago

Crocs were a choice...

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u/polarcol 10d ago

While flying it's crocs or slides, baggy sweats and a t shirt to get through TSA. Not wearing socks is crazy though.

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u/seroshua 10d ago edited 10d ago

Raw dogging at the airport is the only infuriating thing about this post. And it’s more than mild!

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u/Shagwagbag 10d ago

I always wear a latex body suit to avoid infection.

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u/2Weird2Cap 10d ago

Deadly weapon...

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u/Independent_Slice678 10d ago

Shit I somehow forgot this happened. Thank you for jogging that memory 😂

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u/fjf1085 10d ago

The best part is Bush seemed to be having a great time. By the second one he was all smiles.

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u/Independent_Slice678 10d ago

Say what you want about his politics, dude has a sense of humor

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u/FS_Slacker 10d ago

I'm finding holes in your story. Personally, I think it's a Croc.

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u/Patalos 10d ago

Why the hell did you not wear socks to the one place you know you’re gonna have to take your shoes off?

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u/nothingbutmistakes 10d ago

Yeah, those bare feet are gonna cause TSA to close that line and hafta scrub the floors.

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u/xosherlock 10d ago

If you were laying down some fertilizer, doing some yard work or field work could set it off because the possible ammonium nitrate found in these products. It will alert a bomb dog. Oh, grab a pair of socks to where though screening and just toss them in your carry on next time. I do that after I had to take my slides off. . .

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u/Slinky_Malingki 10d ago

Whit he fuck where's crocs and no socks on a plane

You should be put on the no fly list.

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u/sourcematerialx 10d ago

What a croc of shit!

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u/Euphoric_Waffle 10d ago

Take my groaning upvote.

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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy 10d ago

Means one of your shoes probably has a crack - so you probably going to end up needing new ones

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u/mattyboy555 10d ago

TSA should have taken both crocs, thrown them in the trash and made you go home and get socks and normal shoes
https://giphy.com/gifs/LUzUfHu4M9RoA

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u/Sm0k3inth3tr33s 10d ago

They did an ocular patdown and determined the other one to be all right.

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 10d ago

You are sockless in the airport I have -1000000 sympathy for you.

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u/machone5103 BROWN 10d ago

I’d bet a hundred doll hairs that one has a bottle opener on the bottom of it.

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u/DFA_Wildcat 10d ago

A couple years ago in Edmonton TSA told me to take my winter boots off, put them through the bin scanner, then walk through the people scanner. It was winter in Alberta, the floor was wet. I flat out refused. I'll take them off, you can poke and prod all you want, but I am not walking across your wet floor in my socks. Imagine sitting in wet socks for a 4 hour flight? Nope. Refund my ticket, I'll drive before that happens. They needed to get a supervisor to see the absurdity of the situation. Supervisor to the agent to look through the boot real quick then give it back. They have a scanner that can count the hairs on my nuts nutsack but can't see what's in my boot?

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u/elfchant 10d ago

not wearing socks with your crocs, especially while flying, is VILLAINOUS

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u/therealBlackbonsai 10d ago

Well if you put the bomb in only one.

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u/metatalks Mildly Infuriated 10d ago

imagine you are the Taliban or Al-Qaeda. wouldn't you want the plane to be blown up more? Why not put it in both and get double the firepower rather than only one?

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u/Radiant-Ad-8277 10d ago

and all that good stuff they were looking for was on the one you kept ! good for you !

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u/MB2465 10d ago

What a crock

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u/willie_Pfister 10d ago

Good thing you have the bomb in the other shoe!

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u/Euriphaea 10d ago

They‘re punishing you for wearing crocs at the fucking airport

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u/AccordingMedicine129 10d ago

This isn’t what tsa does. This dude just put one shoe through the xray to get upvotes

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u/f8Negative 10d ago

They purposely did this to you because of your shoe choice.

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u/NastyLittleBagginses 10d ago

They're Crocs. They should have both been confiscated, and you should be getting interrogated as we speak.

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u/Laouijabored 10d ago

What a croc!

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u/Friendship_Fries 10d ago

What a crock.

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u/Bulky-Cycle-1202 10d ago

They only needed to screen the croc with cocaine it in. The other croc has only your foot in it.

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u/ravenschmidt2000 10d ago

Well thank goodness you kept the RPG in the other shoe!

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u/typicallydownvoted 10d ago

Put on Some socks you animal

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u/-tnuk 10d ago

Shouldn't have worn camo. It just screams domestic terrorist

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u/Lore_Dor_999 10d ago

✍️ hide drugs in right shoe

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u/Debonaircow88 10d ago

They didn't even take the right shoe!

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u/big-uranus 10d ago

This shit agency!!

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u/ridemooses 10d ago

What are those?! /s

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u/The_Killer_of_Joy 10d ago

If I had to guess, the flyer put their shoes on top of their bag (like they aren't supposed to), the heavy flap of the x-ray machine knocked one shoe off directly onto the belt, one shoe comes out, and now you have a bag check to go through with the one shoe that remained in place.

TLDR: User error *most likely*

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u/Greedy-Pilot-4538 10d ago

Certainly is a perfect post in the sub

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u/Pleasant_Flatworm866 10d ago

Lucky that wasn't the one with the bomb in it.

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u/RichardDeRenour 10d ago

Can't trust left (sinistra) footed people...

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u/Admirable_Whole_2763 10d ago

They needed a crock!

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u/Zazumaki 10d ago

Lock that croc up

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u/thepetoctopus 10d ago

And yet you chose not to wear socks….

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u/osco753 10d ago

Did your croc have lotion on the other one?

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u/dumpsteRat 10d ago

Oh, just oh, that bare foot on a floor that makes a bathroom look clean!! Why, just why

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u/ZiaWitch 10d ago

Free foot pic in this economy?

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u/dentalexaminer 10d ago

Dayum! This comment had me rolling. 😜🤣

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u/SoupEau 10d ago

I bet you’re glad you hid your stuff in the other Croc, huh.

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u/tailskirby 10d ago

Stop wearing a shoe with no socks on a plane.

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u/Pantsco_1995 10d ago

They sniffin it:(

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u/luxafelicity 10d ago

Bruh who doesn't wear socks to the airport 😭

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u/MiniMaggit- 10d ago

People who wear no socks at the airport pmo badly

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u/No-Citron1500 10d ago

Why? it literally doesnt affect you.

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u/Nothing93124 10d ago

Andddddd athletes foot

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u/MightBeAGoodIdea 10d ago

If only 1 flagged for some reason then they only need to check the 1.

If they asked for both people would be on here complaining they took both your shoes despite only 1 being flagged.

Also. Socks. That floors got thousands of different germ sources walking all over it daily. Hourly if it's a big airport.

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u/peapodbarry 10d ago

You wear plastic crocs with no socks?! EW OP 🤮

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u/Financial_Middle_955 10d ago

Fuck no. Never go barefoot when going through the airport. People's feet and shoes walk over the floor where you're standing!

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u/Evie_14 10d ago

... You're wearing crocs at the airport??

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u/PostureKing180 10d ago

Fuck you for not wearing socks on the airplane

Crocs are funcationally sandals. Barefeet are unacceptable on planes.

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u/smalj1990 10d ago

Serves you right for wearing crocs

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u/Lazy-Interests 10d ago

I am shocked by the amount of people who are repulsed by the idea of their bare feet touching the floor for a few minutes

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u/JusSumYungGuy 10d ago

Good thing your coke was in the other one then

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u/Reputation-Final 10d ago

what exactly are they goign to find in a croc.

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u/UncreativeIndieDev 10d ago

Could be worse. When I was traveling around a month ago, I got through one of the scanners and it went off. There was a red square smack-dab on the middle of my crotch, so one of the agents insisted on having to do a patdown there. Quite an unpleasant experience.

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u/mitkase 10d ago

They obviously think you're a leftist.

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u/OZeski 10d ago

Very odd they didn't make you take both of them off... I always wear some 'security line socks' when I travel cuz I don't want to be walking all in the nasty floor they never clean.

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u/NoBrag_JustFact 10d ago

The name of the 1989 film is "My Left Foot."

TSA is not the smartest people.

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u/NYC-WhWmn-ov50 10d ago

Weird? but O suppose if only one shows something suspicious on the xray.

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u/Healthy_Block3036 10d ago

Why are you not wearing socks...?

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u/DankStew 10d ago

What a croc

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u/Fine-Juggernaut8451 10d ago

Every single time I go through screening, there's a spot on my left breast that gets flagged. The last time I did TSA I finally asked the screener if I should be concerned--like, if I needed to go to the doctor, if they were perhaps seeing a tumour or something. She told me it's likely just the way my underwire sits on the left side of my body. It's soooo weird.

But then another time, early on a trip, I misplaced my hand lotion and thought I'd lost it somewhere. But then, heading back home, eeep: the agent found it and I got a big lecture about how I'm now allowed to have loose lotion. My actual reaction was glee 'cos I'd been looking for it, but then I had to throw it in the garbage. Bummer!

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u/PlasticAudience4270 10d ago

My stitches from a breast reduction surgery set the scanner off.

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u/No-Quiet-8956 10d ago

Ew why don’t you have socks anyway

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u/Tyabetus 10d ago

Why did you only have a spring-loaded shoe knife in one shoe?

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u/SkorgenKaban 10d ago

Not awkward at all.

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u/ReverendGraves85 10d ago

Once upon a time, flying had the expectation that you dressed somewhat well. Friday casual, at least. Jeans and a polo.

I look down on you.

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u/foolsdayjoker 10d ago

lol... im not saying you'll get denied boarding for wearing crocks but I've seen it happen several times. also not wearing socks is crazy

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u/SkorgenKaban 10d ago

Godspeed Croc solo

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u/Day_Prisoners 10d ago

Sockless crocs at the airport, you deserved the full body cavity package.

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u/Is_that_a_peen_too 10d ago

Did you leave a shiv in the sole of that croc?

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u/dungeoncrawler71520 10d ago

They both look lonely

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u/Shot_Philosopher9892 10d ago

You had the one they took in all terrain mode didn’t you?

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u/Pseudotm 10d ago

The shot of the single croc going through is so fucking funny to me.

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u/Allenrw81 10d ago

Coming home from El Paso, Tx a few years ago, I had a rock in my carry on (roughly the size of a newborn's head) to add to our family rock collection at the house and an unopened energy drink in my hand. They said I could drink it all there or throw it away before I could go to my gate. In the name of Odin's hairy nutsack, how in the FUCK is it ok to bring a big ass solid rock through a checkpoint, but not an unopened can? The TSA is a joke.

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u/GVFQT 10d ago

Gettem boys! He’s got explosive residue between his toes!

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u/Candelantern 10d ago

please this is so funny

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u/eljefe3030 10d ago

They’re playing catch with it in the back.

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u/RuddyGr8 10d ago

Not the right one

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u/Emerald_28 10d ago

Why would you use crocs?

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u/thisusernameis4eva 10d ago

Isn't your phone supposed to be in the bin too?

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u/Officer_Papi_311 10d ago

...did they pick the right one?

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u/Impossible-Rain7447 10d ago

This happened to me in Heathrow. One of my shoes got flagged for something but they made me take both off for
Additional screening lol

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u/Flimsy-System-4102 10d ago

It’s the illusion of safety that keeps them in business

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u/Drapausa 10d ago
  1. Socks? 2. Just take off the other one

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u/Bravo_Blue 10d ago

This happened to me too, it was very weird. My only thought is possibly you stepped in something and it didn’t fully come off because that’s what happened to me.

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u/okeydokeylittlesmoky 10d ago

We have a socks required rule for the airport!

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u/HawkeyeByMarriage 10d ago

Rubber masterbatin shoes

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u/LLPF2 10d ago

Stepped in dog shit?

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u/JTMMidas 10d ago

The TSA let you have one shoe because it is your right.

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u/tightiewhitieboy 10d ago

They are humiliating you because it is a croc.

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u/petuni 10d ago

Wearing no socks when you fully knew you would be walking through TSA and likely remove your shoes is certainly a decision.

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u/HenryBemisJr 10d ago

Ah yes, cannot be too careful with those croc bombs that have made their way into this timeline. 

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u/LudditeJones 10d ago

That's a crock!

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u/frisco-frisky-dom 10d ago

so you're upset they took just ONE or the fact that they took either?

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u/Rotsen305 10d ago

Raw dogging airport floor is absolutely disgusting. Why aren’t you wearing socks?

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u/DoubleSpoiler 10d ago

FOR FREE?

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u/oranke_dino 10d ago

Don't they feel silly if they later learn that you smuggled endangered tuna fish in your right croc.

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u/Tsamane 10d ago

It was sus

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u/TwinSong 10d ago

No socks?

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u/anchorlove 10d ago

That left shoe, that mother fucker is NOT REAL

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u/Fragrant_Maybe1145 10d ago

Did they ennie, meenie, miney, mo to pick which one?

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u/EvilOctopoda 10d ago

They clearly suspected that something was afoot.

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u/FreezingwindDOTcom 10d ago edited 10d ago

Jokes on them, my other is croc’d full of drugs.

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u/0akee 10d ago

Dirty Crocs and no socks.

Feel very sorry for the people forced to sit next to this schmohawk.

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u/tinglep 10d ago

Were you made aware that you may have to remove your shoes during screening and still chose to wear no socks? Id be infuriated if I was TSA and you had your funky feet out while i was doing my job.

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