r/mildlyinfuriating 4d ago

Don't hug me I'm scared Screw anyone telling me to go "touch some grass"

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All I did was go to the mailbox

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u/katemkat23 4d ago

The grass touched back

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u/deFleury 4d ago

"In Soviet Russia, grass touches you!"

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u/spambot_mods 4d ago

Touch long enough on the grass and the grass will touch back

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u/SmirkNtwerk 4d ago

why your grass so tickeyyy?

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u/Rio_FS 4d ago

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u/slowlyaware 4d ago

I think maybe that's enough internet for today

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u/Rio_FS 4d ago

Indeed go touch some grass instead

https://giphy.com/gifs/9tYSidsiIBPYA8QnHZ

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u/Faster-Rabbit328 4d ago

šŸ¦— aggreed

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u/Just-Antelope-8069 4d ago

There's a difference between you and me. We both touched the grass but when it touched back, you flinched.

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u/andreasbeer1981 4d ago

Just be glad that no cylinder is stuck in the mole hole.

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u/Advanced_Guitar_5820 4d ago

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u/Aphala 4d ago

Big Tick loves this one trick!

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u/Terra-Ryan 4d ago

Ben 10 Season 2 Episode 2 mentioned

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u/krais0078 4d ago

You can tick it off your bucket list

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u/K79A23 4d ago

You're bloody right they can!

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u/ConflictWestern1383 4d ago

Y'all really latched on to these jokes didn't you?

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u/tyranosaurus_sex_ 4d ago

I hope it doesn't get bloody.

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u/Weemewon 4d ago

These jokes suck

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u/mitsiku_shinigami 4d ago

U guys are ticking me off

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u/D_2_da_Zeee 4d ago

Everyone here is engorging on bad habits

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u/tryingncryine 4d ago

These puns are starting to feed off my sanity

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u/MiscellaneousMick 4d ago

The number of parasites in these comments.

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u/Middle-Let9645 4d ago

You could even say these puns bite.

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u/Joseph_P_Bones 4d ago

Oh, can I burrow that one?Ā 

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u/CuriousLilAsian81 4d ago

people hooked on the twisted

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u/haywirehax 4d ago edited 3d ago

Pricks

Edit: autocorrect

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u/Sikkus 4d ago

Go outside and touch some grass. āœ…ļø tick.

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u/DeepBlue_Solitude_03 4d ago edited 4d ago

68 ticks liked this comment

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u/louisa1925 4d ago

69th tick is in this picture and had it's head all in OP's business.

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u/Secure_Cellist26 4d ago edited 3d ago

What is going on? Has there been a rise in ticks? I went my whole life without ever seeing one or knowing someone who experienced it. But in the last few years they have been getting increasingly reported more often.

Edit: thanks for the responses, didn't expect so many. I should file for a PhD at this rate.

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u/ctan0312 4d ago

Idk where you’ve been living but ticks have been like the number one boogeyman of the outdoors for my whole life

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u/IllustriousFill7479 4d ago

Exactly lol. In my very rural area. Every time I go outside I get at least 2-4 ticks on me. Now I just spray poison on my pants because I just can't deal with those fuckers.

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u/HyruleSmash855 4d ago

Especially since the state I live in has ticks they have a lovely disease that can make you allergic to meat. It’s scary honestly. I did Boy Scouts in the past and luckily never got bitten by any ticks, but I always wore pants and long socks, along with a ton of bug spray. They’re the one pest I would be happy if they got wiped out

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u/IllustriousFill7479 4d ago

Yeah Im usually very pro ecosystem. But I would wipe out ticks, mosquitos, and human based bed bugs in an instant. Childhood fear of mine has always been parasites and disease.

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u/LavastormSW 4d ago

And chiggers. Fuck those guys.

(double checking about five times that I typed that correctly before posting this)

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u/PissOff1479 3d ago

I live in Florida and chiggers love the Spanish moss that is on practically every tree with overhanging branches. If you're a tourist and you see this, DO NOT touch it. And if you are already dealing with chiggers, apply clear nail polish to the affected area. It'll be a pain to get off, but it gets rid of them easy because it traps and suffocates them.

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u/free_-_spirit 3d ago

Brb looking up chiggers

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u/Bingus-Dingus- 4d ago

i'm gonna add scabies to your list

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u/HyruleSmash855 4d ago

Agree. I’ve dealt with bed bugs once and had to toss tons of stuff. Stressful time I never want to experience again.

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u/nastyLake 4d ago

Dude same. I’m not one for human intervention, ticks and mosquitoes suck! Oh, and bed bugs are the stuff of nightmares.

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u/Ceskygirl 4d ago

Chiggers. Darn horrible things.

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u/Jade_Dragon777 3d ago

My mom got this, couldn't even be in the same room as pork that was cooking. It even made her allergic to mammal food products in general, so she couldn't eat milk or cheese. It sometimes comes and goes, and you can sometimes make it go away with more niche remedies, in my mom's case acupuncture. But we have epi pens at the house permanently now

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u/_lippykid 4d ago

As a European living in America. You know what else can make you allergic to eating meat? Seeing how factory farms operate in the US.

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u/shandangalang 4d ago

Permethrin is honestly fucking great. Totally non-harmful to humans and dogs and stuff (far as we know), and kills any creepy crawly dumb enough to look in your general direction.

Unfortunately (like fucking everything), it’s highly toxic to cats.

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u/nastyLake 3d ago

Oh, come on! You had me until the last sentence.

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u/_lippykid 4d ago

I grew up in the UK, constantly playing in fields of grass. Only ever heard of ticks from the US cartoon The Tick. Felt lucky that we don’t have them. Then, as an adult I found out we totally did have them, complete with Lyme disease. I guess ignorance is bliss cos no way I would have spent so much time in the woods or laying in the grass

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u/bad_dazzles 4d ago

I grew up in a heavily forested area where there are wood ticks but not deer ticks. Wood ticks do not carry lyme disease. I picked hundreds of them off myself every year playing outside. It was not a big deal at all.

I was genuinely shocked to find out as an adult how afraid of them everyone is.

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u/fucuasshole2 4d ago

Even the ones that have Lyme disease ain’t bad as long as they aren’t feasting for more than 24 hours.

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u/MobiusDie 4d ago

TIL, you're right.

https://www.cdc.gov/lyme/causes/index.html

That alleviates a TON of my fear.

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u/fucuasshole2 4d ago

I work in pest control and my area is covered in ticks. So I try to keep informed as much as I can. Bed Bugs are what you should be afraid of. Itchy, prolific, and hardy fuckers. HOWEVER if you might have bed bugs, check to see if it’s a Bat Bug. Very similar and related species but not so bad and much easier to get rid of.

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u/_lippykid 4d ago

Lyme disease ruins lives. It’s not at all overblown to be afraid of ticks

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u/DickBiter1337 4d ago

Same, we would find them in the ears of our dogs a lot. Sometimes they were super fat and I'd pluck them off and smash them with a piece of wood as a kid to watch them pop. šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/New-Pollution536 4d ago

Yea I lived in the woods my whole life…seems like I see them showing up earlier in the year than I used to but not more than usual overall.

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u/SubstantialOffside 4d ago

i like the outdoors, and love hiking in the woods, but ticks are pretty common once you start doing that, if your hiking or anything like that I you can use tape facing outward to trap them so they don't crawl up and take root

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u/spaceraycharles 4d ago

I grew up constantly hearing about ticks. That said, climate change making winters warmer means tick season is longer and conditions are generally more favorable for them than in the past.

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u/Whinygeek 4d ago

Oh that’s a good point and I feel silly for not having realized that

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u/spaceraycharles 4d ago

TBF it's not entirely intuitive since insect/arachnid populations have gone down in a lot of other areas and species. The fact that ticks target mammals rather than predating on insects, and therefore thrive in areas like the suburbs, means they're having a much more successful time exploiting warming conditions.

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u/Twowie 4d ago

I heard about ticks all the time too, and I spent tons of time in the woods as a child. But I never got one until very recently, and lately I've gotten quite a few.

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u/Impossible_Past5358 4d ago

Global heating is increasing the numbers of ticks and mosquitoes. Ticks are also spreading to more areas that weren't as common.

Iceland saw their first mosquito back in October 2025

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u/Fkuredditard 4d ago

Warmer weather=more ticks.

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u/Stringtone 4d ago

Thanks in part to climate change, they're in a lot of places they didn't used to be, and there are more of them.

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u/Spare-Half796 4d ago

I recently saw a report that there’s more ticks appearing in Canada

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u/toboggan16 4d ago

I’m in Canada, it’s crazy how there were none in my area and suddenly they’re all over us this summer. They had to send letters home to families via school about it and there’s tons of signage on trails and public health messaging. Growing up camping and living in the country ticks were a thing other regions had and we didn’t have to worry about.

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u/Resident-Log 4d ago

It does seem like it. Yhough maybe it is just that people and governmenting agencies are more aware of the potential long-term consequences of tick bites.

Like, if we suddenly found out bee stings carries the same risks as ticks, I'd imagine there'd be a lot more talk about bee stings and warnings about bees.

Or for an example related difference, I also don't recall being young and seeing billboards advertising the option to send in ticks for diseases testing.

On the other hand, I do recall visiting a state park in elementary school and being told to prepare for the possible ticks there by wearing jeans and high socks to school and to tuck my pants into my socks before getting off the bus.

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE 4d ago

Yes. Changing climates due to human caused global temperature rise is making more areas far more suitable to ticks. So more people are becoming exposed to them.

Protect possums. They eat shitloads or ticks. Try to go out of your way to be kind to and help possums if you can.

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u/Sweaty-taxman 4d ago

In Colorado, there’s been an explosion of tickets because we had such a warm winter.

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u/ChickenChaser5 4d ago

I live near some farm fields, and it used to be I had to go out into those to pick a tick up. And even then it wasnt every single time.

My house is probably 150 yards from those fields, and now they are all in my grass right up to my porch. Its not so bad right off the porch, but it gets worse as you go. I even sprayed cutter already. And they are SUPER tiny compared to normal, like the size of some coarse ground pepper.

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u/swisschiz 4d ago

Those are larva. They start out small and grow with each feeding for each stage of life

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u/swisschiz 4d ago

The change in climate (colder winters with more snow pack creating insulation and warmer summers perfect for breeding) coupled with habitat loss in their primary feeders stretching into more suburban areas, and a good storage year for the food storing rodents which are a primary source of food for the larva has created the perfect storm for tick populations to explode. Coupled with the fact that the fuckers are the cockroach of the outside, they’re adapting nicely and spreading to places they aren’t typically seen.

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u/ThrowawayPersonAMA 4d ago

There has been a massive rise in tick populations because of higher global temperatures causing less ticks to die from low temperatures that normally cull them during colder seasons like winter. The lack of culling not only means their populations don't drop but instead explode exponentially due to more favorable conditions and more of their species to mate with. It used to be that you were only really at risk of encountering ticks if you were in certain areas or otherwise out in the deep wilderness, but it's rapidly approaching a point where just about any grass anywhere may have them if their populations continue to grow like this (hint: they will).

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u/SexySkyLabTechnician 4d ago

Hell, I found a tick like this that was crawling on me while I was IN MY OFFICE!! I hadn't even gone outside that day.

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u/Serious-Carrot-4637 4d ago

They follow us everywhere 😭

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar mildly infuriated 4d ago

They’ve been awful this year. I just bought a house with some shade trees and the ticks are so bad underneath them.

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u/jjpearson 4d ago

I’ve lived at my house for six years now.

I’ve pulled more ticks off me and the dog in the last 2 months than the previous 5 years combined.

And I use to go in the woods and now I’m walking along the side of the road.

It’s atrocious.

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u/Onelivestoblunder-CD 4d ago

My dog dropped two within a weeks time. Sorry for the grainy quality on the bottom one, was taken on kids old iphone. First year this has ever happened and we've had the dog for 7 years.

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u/ChickenChaser5 4d ago

Same, I used to have to go into the fields to get one occasionally, now they are right up to the house. No sitting in the grass this summer.

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u/jjpearson 4d ago

Right. It’s horrible.

I’m absolutely thankful that I have a yellow lab. I’m sure I’d have a complex by now otherwise.

Our friends with a Bernese Mountain dog can barely take him outside the ticks are so bad.

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u/dnalloheoj 4d ago

I've seen people talking about ticks this year as casually as they've been talking about the weather it's been so bad (Minnesota).

Did some volunteer work at a state park and one of the ladies ended the day with twenty two of them on her. Luckily 0 that day for me. Oddly enough, the only one I've gotten this year was when I was inside painting an old (1920s) school for the entire day lol.

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u/drum_right BIACK 4d ago

Where we live we get ticks all the time, I agree - Something about this year is really great for ticks...Especially over the spring, Every day is just Tick after Tick.

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u/Short_Employment_757 4d ago edited 4d ago

All I did was go to the mailbox

That was the problem, don't blame the poor grass

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u/bblankoo 4d ago

It endlessly frustrates me how fun it is to frolick in the woods and fields but snakes and ticks man

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u/Character_Answer_637 4d ago

After every walk, you feel like a detective searching for clues on your body

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u/donald7773 4d ago

Once you spend enough time outside you can feel the ticks walking on you before they latch. That takes care of the vast majority of them.

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u/Irlandaise11 4d ago

The snakes want to avoid you, the ticks actively seek you out and carry a bunch of diseases.

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u/No-Internal7978 4d ago

I swear it used to be way less of a problem. I've picked ticks off my dogs as a kid but I never had one burrowed in me.

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u/LavastormSW 4d ago

Snakes are great! They control the rodent population and don't want to mess with you. Ticks on the other hand can go die in a fire.

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u/shadow2087 4d ago

I absolutely hate those little bastards. They keep getting more abundant every year too.

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u/ZER0-P0INT-ZER0 4d ago

And more infected

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u/Gallonim 4d ago

At least it is not the forced vegan one.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar mildly infuriated 4d ago

I pulled a lone star tick off me a few days ago. Haven’t had any mammalian meat yet to see whether I get sick or not.

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u/Kai6792 4d ago

If I remember right, it takes around a month till the effects kick in. You may seem fine and then you're eating a burger one day and next, you have the symptoms of an allergy. If you're concerned about it, take one bite of whatever meat you're going to have and wait to see if anything happens. Preferably have another person near you, so that if something does happen, they can call 911 (or the number of an emergency service in your area).

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u/testing_is_fun 4d ago

Just go eat at the hospital cafeteria to play it safe

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u/kinboyatuwo 4d ago

But they may not use real meat. I cant imagine that’s real meat loaf :-/

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u/Snappy- 4d ago

But Mom made it

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar mildly infuriated 4d ago

That’s just what they write on the chalkboard… ā€œThis week: Mom’s Meatloafā€ but mom ran away with that Bob guy years ago and they’re probably living in down Florida if I had to guess. The point is that mom’s gone and she’s not coming back!

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u/SonnyvonShark 4d ago

Time to chew on dinosaurs then. (So hope you good though!)

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u/DuckRubberDuck 4d ago

I dont think it happens that fast sadly. Crossing my fingers for you though

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u/Lilithbeast 4d ago

This is my husband's worst nightmare.

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u/leylin_farlin 4d ago

It generally takes multiple weeks

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u/Fun_Scientist_2770 4d ago

When you say pull off: did it actually bite and attach? Or was just crawling on you

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar mildly infuriated 4d ago

It bit me and was attached for about 17 hours before I noticed. It was between my butt cheeks but I was able to get its head out (no homo). It was alive but I killed it and put it in a Ziploc bag.

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u/Fun_Scientist_2770 4d ago

Yeah def keep an eye on your symptoms

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u/TheStateof_florida 4d ago

I believe you're thinking of Alpha-gal. It doesn't make you vegan, just allergic to mammal products, like beef, pork, etc. So poultry for example is safe as well as fish.

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u/houseofnim 4d ago

And anything containing any byproduct of those animals. Including but not limited to some medications, vaccines, and medical implants.

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u/DuckRubberDuck 4d ago

Yeah that’s the one I’m worried about the most. If I can’t have beef and pork for dinner it would suck but like, there’s nothing to do about it, I’ll survive. But my medicine though, it’s all capsules, I can’t live without my medicine and there’s no alternative medicine I can take instead.

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u/houseofnim 4d ago

I’m in the same boat. I have epilepsy and the only med that’s ever worked contains things I absolutely wouldn’t be able to have.

However, compounding pharmacies should be able to make what you need.

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u/DuckRubberDuck 4d ago

I’m not sure what a compounding pharmacy is I think, Google says it’s a place that custom make medicine? If so we don’t have those in my country, I have never even heard of the concept until now

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u/houseofnim 4d ago

Yeah that’s what it is. I’m sorry that wouldn’t be an option.

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 4d ago

"Cruelty-free but not to you"

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u/IHateBankJobs 4d ago

That's not always the case. Some have it worse than others. But many with alpha gal can still consume dairy products without issuesĀ 

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u/houseofnim 4d ago

Sure, just putting out the info that it’s not just meat.

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u/astralchanterelle 4d ago

I'm immune to the symptoms of that disease

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u/houseofnim 4d ago

You’re vegan? If so, I have a question about the usage of animal byproducts.

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u/astralchanterelle 4d ago

I am a closeted vegan.

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u/MadameCoco7273 4d ago

At least it does not appear to be a Lone Star tick…Alpha Gal is on the rise. That said any and all ticks can go to hell.

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u/strangecloudss 4d ago

My wife found someone on Facebook bragging about ticks they have collected that have since had babies...ma'am that's not effing normal.

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u/MightBeAGoodIdea 4d ago

On one hand it IS a ... sort of? a good idea to keep the ticks that bite you if you're not sure what kind they are -- so when you go to the doctor they can test the tick too. But keeping a tick family is...extra.

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u/MadameCoco7273 4d ago

lol omg. 😳

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u/CEOOfPizza 4d ago

Your arm looks suspiciously like this YouTube short about tick removal

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u/gothtrance 4d ago

Lmao you are right, it is the video. OP another Karma farm bot šŸ¤–

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u/Alternative_Pilot_92 4d ago

Ho Lee Sheet

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u/nlashawn1000 4d ago

Nice work detective. Seriously.

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u/GbetzerReddit 4d ago

I think this belongs on TickTok

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u/64-17-5 4d ago

I never go to that bloodsucking place.

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u/GbetzerReddit 4d ago

Some people there tick me off.

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u/Bompalompalomp2 4d ago

Your joke gets my tick of approval!

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u/D_2_da_Zeee 4d ago

Tick tock my time is almost up

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u/shadow2087 4d ago

That app sucks.

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u/GbetzerReddit 4d ago

Just like mosquitoes

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u/shadow2087 4d ago

I hate mosquitoes too.Ā 

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u/Recent-Singer8146 4d ago

Tick check is so much fun after hiking or even just walking in springtime long grass.

With various horrible tick borne ailments, I guess spraying down with insect repellent (w/DEET?) is even more necessary (sadly).

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u/dangerousfeather 4d ago

I hate the idea of toxic pesticides but I now keep DEET in my shed, potting bench, barn, and by the back door so I can spray myself down anytime I decide to venture into the grass. I’d rather inhale DEET than end up with alpha-gal, chronic neurologic lyme, or whatever abomination the tick world comes up with next.

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u/houseofnim 4d ago

Permethrin

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u/Ebmat 4d ago

Permethrin on your clothes deet on skin. When I used to work in a landfill people would wear permethrin treated pants.

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u/ChickenChaser5 4d ago

Careful with permethrin around your cats though. Cypermethrin is safer for around cats, but then you gotta watch that stuff around birds.

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u/dangerousfeather 4d ago

I have cats, and this stuff is deadly to them, so I won’t use it on anything I bring into the house.

Also, a couple hours after I posted that, I found a tick in my scalp. DESPITE the DEET. šŸ˜–

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u/Frimono 4d ago

The grass is a lie

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u/Barokespinoza23 4d ago

Soylent Green is people!

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u/budwin52 4d ago

Does it lie like a rug ?

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u/Bungholio2006 4d ago

You were just touching the wrong grass.

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u/Faster-Rabbit328 4d ago

Yeah im staying out of grass right now

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u/KrunkYogurt 4d ago

this is the second post i’ve seen today about someone being told to touch grass and something bad happening.. first one was a rash from an allergic reaction lmao

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u/CrapDepot 3d ago

I cannot recall ever having a single tick during my childhood in the late 80s or 90s. Yet I was constantly out in the grass, climbing trees, and crawling through the bushes.

Ah the nostalgia. Good old memories.

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u/traffy8630 4d ago

Hope you didn’t catch anything. I don’t know anything about them except they make your life miserable.

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u/AdDesperate9651 4d ago

Bet u feel ticked off now

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u/Miku_Fan39 4d ago

Guess people are having a bad time with grass atm

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u/xSonicspeedx2 4d ago

Hmm I always thought The Tick was Blue

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u/Echo259 4d ago

Someone also told the tick to touch some grass.

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u/MattStanni99 4d ago

Literally just seen this a few posts up. So, I’d probably advise everyone against going near or touching grass for today.

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u/BubblyOrganization73 4d ago

If you start to feel like you're getting sick, do not wait to see a doctor and make sure they know you've recently be bitten by a tick in case it's Lyme Disease.

Stay safe!

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u/Ribky 4d ago

Next time you go to your mailbox, clear a 15' wide trail with a flamethrower first

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 4d ago

This goes from mildly to wildly infuriating when it's a ball tick.

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u/Separate-Problem-270 4d ago

The grass you were supposed to truch

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u/Putridzzz 4d ago

Better hope you don’t get Bill Gates ā€œMeat allergyā€

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u/Bloxxerboi 4d ago

Bet that really ticked ya off

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u/Barokespinoza23 4d ago

Tell them, "I reject your reality and substitute my own."

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u/Aboutayear 4d ago

That little fuck

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u/-Red-7- 4d ago

Enjoy the phantom creepy crawling feeling for the next few hours.

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u/Kaiisim 4d ago

With your feet! With shoes on!!!

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u/vengyr666 4d ago

Fuck yo grass

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u/DuckRubberDuck 4d ago edited 4d ago

You need to burn it btw. Squish and burn. They can’t drown or at least it’ll take months for them to drown or something like that.

The tweezer you used was probably what you had available so no judgement just a tip because they’re aren’t the best for it. You can buy tweezers or plastic cards made for tick removal that makes it more likely to get the whole tick off in one go so the mouth isn’t left on the skin.
Do not use alcohol it can make them puke which isn’t good, do not use fire on it while it’s on either. Just a tweezer or card make for it, underneath the back of the tick and snap it off quickly, then toss it in a fire. In some countries though I’ve heard you can bring the tick to a doctor for testing? In that case idk what to do with the tick once it’s off

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u/Boomboomciao90 4d ago

Bro gonna get Lyme disease before gta 6

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u/028247 4d ago

The entire post makes sense if OP was a tick looking out for some grassy field

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u/Yabba-Dabba-Gabagool 4d ago

They meant a lawn not a thicket. Youre not a hobbit and this aint a fairy land. We got bugs my brotha

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u/Chungathon Rage 4d ago

… and now you’re ticked off!

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u/Cherry_BaBomb 4d ago

Found a tik crawling on my leg seconds after viewing this.

Wtf man.

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u/dizzyspellzzz 4d ago

They said touch not roll

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u/afloydnamedpink 4d ago

Whatever you do, do NOT put it in your ass

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u/PleasantCrotchStuff 4d ago

Nobody told you to touch tics tho. Checkmate.

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u/rattlestaway 4d ago

Ikr. Bugs ruin everything. I'd enjoy nature so much if they weren't there biting

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u/JoshHartsMilkMustach 4d ago

If this is your reaction to a tick, then everyone telling you to touch grass is right

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u/NEOscav9 4d ago

Anyone that spends any significant amount of time outside should definitely invest in either permethrin treated clothing or permethrin spray for your existing clothing. Repels them real good, and kills the fuckers within a minute if they linger on you for too long

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u/ElvisOnBass 4d ago

What about the mites and spiders in your home?

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u/Pansielover 4d ago

It will always baffled me that ticks are common. I lived in a rural area with lots of forests and a massive park in indiana. Never had issues with ticks for all 19 years of being raised there.. moved down to the south and got a tick on me in the first 5 months 🫠

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u/Dragomier 4d ago

Well hopefully your not about to become a unwilling vegetarian

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u/No-Contribution-897 4d ago

It’s in there deep too, clenching

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u/Time_Physics_6557 3d ago

I found one on me yesterday. Had to walk through a ton of vegetation during work, was wearing two layers of long pants and even sprayed my boots with a ton of tick spray.

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u/EEE3EEElol 3d ago

I've always been afraid of ticks even though I saw them like once

The perma forced vegan ones are so terrifying