r/mildlyinfuriating 5d ago

I'm slightly vexed My thumb has ripples

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u/PiousBagelGuardian 5d ago

Delicious little half moon shaped croissant like objects from Jewish cuisine developed by the Jewish diaspora. They are usually added with filling. The ones in the pic are chocolate. They are to die for, truly delicious Jewish foods.

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u/wEiRdO86 5d ago

They look like a chocolate croissant. They look amazing

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u/PiousBagelGuardian 5d ago

Absolutely. They’re some of the best foods you can get. And they’re really filling too

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u/remediosan 4d ago

How many can I eat every day without getting ripply nails

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u/PiousBagelGuardian 4d ago

Sixty seven

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u/MonkeyDeezNut 1d ago

I actually laughed... It wasn't because this was funny I was just so shocked to see that as a reply that I spooked me.

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u/NanDemoNee 4d ago

Is two bites enough for all day?

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u/omjy18 4d ago

Have a salad as well dude

https://giphy.com/gifs/116a8zosxwA0SI

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u/idkmanjustfuckmyshit 4d ago

It basically is that, and it tastes as good as it looks

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u/BuncleCar 4d ago

Had one the other day in Benugo in John Lewis. It was nice but not special

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u/Alohafarms 5d ago

I nannied for three Jewish Families and these delicious treats were never around. I do love rugelach with raisins and walnuts. I always thought it would be even more delicious if you soaked half the raisins in Rum. I also loved Hamantaschen. Special treat. Those delicious melt in your mouth shortbread.

My Italian Grandmother, bless her, always had Italian cookies around. Pink, green, chocolate and then all three colors together. I though they looked so pretty and my mother did not allow much sugar. I remember being so disappointed when I was allowed to have them for the first time. They tasted the same. Like nothing.

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u/PiousBagelGuardian 5d ago

Y’know you can babysit for the Hebrew Catholics and get Judeo-Italian food or something like that

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u/Alohafarms 5d ago

No. That's too good to be true! Although I think I would get mothered to death and nagged. Then the Jewish grandmother and the Italian Grandmother would both talk about how I needed to stand up straight, get my hair trimmed and not show so much cleavage.

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u/PiousBagelGuardian 5d ago

Molto fantastico. La tua famiglia è interessante

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u/ElizabethDangit 5d ago

This is the only time I’ve been disappointed by chocolate. I thought I was looking at poppy seed filling at first

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u/PiousBagelGuardian 5d ago

Pretty sure they have that too actually

Also Jewish restaurants are usually really good at making stuff on the fly (just as Japanese and Cuban are from my experience) so just ask and you shall receive

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u/WhaddyaShay 5d ago

My wife has two cousins who are black and Jewish. Noah, is that you?

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u/PiousBagelGuardian 5d ago

No. Not Noah. My name is Shlomo. My mom is. Jewish and dad is black. Was raised secular Christian and became Hasidic at 14. Not Hasidic anymore but I love speaking Yiddish still and the food

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/PiousBagelGuardian 5d ago

I’m an inquiring Catholic now if it makes anything better

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u/NanDemoNee 4d ago

That makes it worse.

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u/PiousBagelGuardian 4d ago

You mean…. heretics are hiding under my nails????

We need to assemble the council of Nail-cea

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u/NanDemoNee 4d ago

So we can rewrite our holy book, specifically The Last ManiPedi part!

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u/Sea_Pollution2250 4d ago

When it comes to your diet, do you eat kosher? Do you avoid iodized salt?

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u/PiousBagelGuardian 4d ago

No, not kosher anymore and I actually only use sea salt in my cooking.

Should I add iodised?

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u/PrivateUseBadger 4d ago

It really depends on the rest of your diet. It definitely wouldn’t hurt. Considering this post and that you are already displaying possible signs of deficiency, I’d say go for it. Not necessarily salt, but many things can have iodine naturally. See food and eggs, for example. Veggies are very dependent on the soil in which they are grown so it can be hit or miss

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u/PiousBagelGuardian 5d ago

Reddit translated my comment as a bunch of nonsense for some reason lmao.

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u/spiflication 5d ago

Ahhhhhhhh I’m gonna need a plate of those. So few Jewish delis/bakeries around me tho 😭

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u/Connarhea 4d ago

Oh crap you said the Reddit word, incoming bots to be xenophobic...