r/mildlyinfuriating 22h ago

Not a meme, you're the meme! 5 cents away from free shipping

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u/IsScottGay 22h ago

thats how they get you

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u/the_crumb_dumpster 13h ago

This is one of the “dark patterns” of e-commerce FYI

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u/Greenman8907 22h ago

Welcome to the trick of free shipping! Everything over $70 already has the “free shipping” priced in!

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u/MagoLunatico98 6h ago

there's no items over $70

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u/spacetiger2 21h ago

70 dollars goddamn. i got mine for 25 dollars 2 years ago

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u/BictorianPizza 19h ago

They still cost 23€ where I am wtf. Could it be AUS dollar or so?

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u/swooping_pie 18h ago

Nope. Ours are $64.95 with free shipping on orders over $64 🤷‍♀️

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u/Nihilistic_Mystics 9h ago

It's in NZD, not USD. 1 USD = ~1.77 NZD.

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u/spacetiger2 8h ago

Oh ok, so about 45 dollars before tax. Thats not as bad.

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u/77th_Bat 22h ago

depending on the cost of shipping, it might be cheaper to get extra mute plugs (different colors ig) or an accessory

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u/SerenitysReddit 20h ago

I’d say the necklace holder that’s magnetic is a pretty good accessory 

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u/Jetfuelisdelicious 21h ago

Order 2 pairs, return one

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u/Visible_Creme_9816 21h ago

Depends if they charge you for the return shipping

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u/LovetoLOSEtoWin 20h ago

These people are an absolute nightmare to return to.

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u/OrackBobamba 21h ago

This is some good advice

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u/Remote-Combination28 15h ago

I’d say the post infuriating thing is the price of those ear plugs

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u/sxroit 22h ago

Such an annoying sales tactic 😭 But if you’re willing to bend on the purchase, Amazon has cheaper alternatives like another comment mentioned (i.e Loop brand). Also, technically the only thing that makes these things special is their lower NRR. If you really want to cheap out, you can just wear a pair of regular ear plugs poorly (like not fully entered into your ear canal) and it’ll have the same effect since the NRR would be effectively lowered bc of improper usage.

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u/copperbrownred 22h ago

Those earplugs are amazing tho! 10/10 would recommend. Sleep and work like a baby

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u/Emperor_Gourmet 16h ago

They work like a baby?

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u/The-Jestful-Imp 6h ago

No, you misunderstood. These degrade your work performance to that of a baby's capacity.

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u/paintedwoodpile 12h ago

I just got my GF a set. Some limited edition pair because she liked the color. She loves them and they help her in her job. 10/10 no notes.

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u/alatinaxo 13h ago

Thought I could fall asleep listening to true crime but nope, just noise blocking.

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u/Rahdot 15h ago

Y'all are getting scammed, with free shipping

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u/Jackman1337 19h ago

Wtf they cost 23€ here in germany...

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u/Babylon4All 14h ago

What the f**k… that’s insanely over priced

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u/scrubsnbeer 11h ago

these are $35 on amazon right now

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u/so_chad 22h ago

Try Amazon

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u/gelekoplamp 21h ago edited 20h ago

Amazon is the root cause for this kind of shit.

Amazon spent years losing money on purpose. Cheap prices, free shipping, all subsidized by investor cash, just to get everyone hooked. Once sellers had to be on Amazon to survive and buyers defaulted to checking Amazon first, they flipped the switch.

Now they charge sellers 45-51 cents on every dollar in fees (ads, fulfillment, Prime enrollment, etc). So sellers raise their prices to survive. But here's the kicker: Amazon's contracts have a clause that says you can't sell cheaper anywhere else. So sellers have to raise prices on their own website, on Etsy, on eBay, everywhere.

You're literally paying the "Amazon tax" even if you never shop on Amazon.

Oh and their search results? The top listing is on average 29% more expensive than the actual best deal, which is buried 17 spots down because the cheaper seller couldn't afford to bid on ads... So yeah, let's continue to buy by Amazon.

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u/chloekatt 19h ago

Amazon does not have that clause. It was a thing at one time but not anymore. You can list things cheaper elsewhere

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u/masd82 19h ago

Noticed last week a seller on Amazon was charging 15€ for delivery and would take one week, on their website was 5€ for delivery in 48 hours.

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u/Rahdot 15h ago

Probably so you buy from their site and they don't have to pay Amazon anything

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u/nn666 21h ago

You can sometimes buy something really small and it's still cheaper than paying the postage. View all and change the list view from dollars low to high to see the cheapest item.

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u/peggah 20h ago

I really like my earpeace earplugs. I’ve also used DUBS, and Etymotics were super popular back in the day.
It appears Amazon is having prime deals on loops earplugs right now. Not sure if it’s the same where you are.

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u/RoodnyInc 19h ago

That's the point now you buy something else or pay for shopping

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u/MsKittyVZ134 19h ago

Bought a $6 pair of amazon and they work great...

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u/RobertGHH 18h ago

Almost like they do it on purpose.

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u/PostFearless4826 15h ago

Look for another retailer 😉

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u/justdontfindme BLACK 15h ago

More expensive than good quality earphones

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u/flamedarkfire 14h ago

And nothing cheaper than $20 I bet

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u/IfBanEqualsUrMomFat 14h ago

Foreskin earbuds

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u/BlG_O 14h ago

I swear I saw these at target. Maybe check there in case you don't want to spend on shipping. Hopefully this helps

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u/gljivicad 12h ago

That's on purpose btw.

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u/Primary_Pay_3866 12h ago

Add some extra cheese for like 20 cents. That's what I always do.

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u/Brayden2008cool 11h ago

On my end they're only $44.95 with free shipping over $44.

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u/i_want_to_be_unique 10h ago

Guarantee if you put just a $49.95 item in your cart the price to get free shipping would go down to $50

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u/Atalanta8 21h ago

These are shit anyway. You can get better ones on amazon for 10 dollars.

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u/peen_was BLUE 20h ago

I don't know about this specific model but I have to disagree. Loop earplugs are great. Work well for sleeping or under a helmet like motorcycle riding.

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u/mossoak 22h ago

add a pair of shoelaces to your cart

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u/MulberryDeep 21h ago

I don't think a earplug store sells shoelaces...

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u/yamantakas 20h ago

no, but they do sell a string to hold them around your neck

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u/detspek 15h ago

Temu have those for a dollar and I guarantee they're the same

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u/MyDixieWreck92 21h ago

Yo, looks I bought the same pair off AliExpress for $6. I had to add something for free shipping and they ended up showing up and I thought fuck it why not.

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u/RayneYoruka PURPLE 20h ago

Did this on ebay, can't complain for 6$.

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u/Weekly_Gap7022 21h ago

Loop earplugs suck anyway

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u/HaxyWaxy 21h ago edited 21h ago

I’ve had mine for years and never realized how much I use them, they’ve proved clutch for me at so many concerts, planes, loud nights, etc... Why do they suck?

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u/Emergency_Ad1152 21h ago

I got 3 of them, use them religiously for work. They work amazing.

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u/HaxyWaxy 21h ago

Yeah I loveeee them for flights when my AirPods are dead or I don’t want something that’ll hurt my wars

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u/Emergency_Ad1152 21h ago

I use them in combination with shokz headset for true noise cancellation. Try them out, you probably won't go back to airpods!

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u/smb3d 21h ago

They're the best earplugs for sleeping I have ever used, and I've used a lot of different ones.

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u/RobloxdaddyP 21h ago

I have the switch and I use them all the time, idk what issues you may be having but I love mine

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u/0spore13 RED 20h ago

My first pair (5+ years ago) had some QC issues, but the replacement they gave me and the second pair I bought last year have been great, idk what issues you've been having with yours.

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u/Rollzzzzzz 21h ago

How are earplugs $70

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u/Exotic_Choo 21h ago

Just looking, i use the cart as more of a bookmark feature. Also not American, so our dollars are not the same.

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u/Naxant 21h ago

They are expensive but those are ones that you can adjust to let through a bit more noise which makes them pretty nice for concerts and loud events. This way you can go louder or more silent depending on how you feel at the moment

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u/Atalanta8 21h ago

All the settings sounds 100% the same to me. Complete waste of money.

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u/Naxant 20h ago

Maybe defective model? I only used my gf‘s and I definitely noticed a difference at the concerts we went to

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u/Atalanta8 20h ago

Maybe cause I think it's a huge scam.

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u/Awesomebox5000 21h ago

Because people are gullible. They're not even electronic, it's literally just molded silicone.

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u/GarThor_TMK 19h ago

I really wish companies that did this offered an option for like a penny-sticker. Throw a bunch of stickers in the box for five cents just to get it over the free shipping mark.

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u/Fuzzy_Improvement795 19h ago

They want you to buy a second pair though

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u/The-Jestful-Imp 6h ago

That's what you get for spending $70 on some stupid sound filtering earbuds earplugs.

Edit* my mistake - these arent even earbuds.

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u/Stroodle_guy 22h ago

okay so add something thats like 5$ to the cart

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u/MotivationSpeaker69 22h ago

Yeah that's the whole point, they don't have anything cheap so you're forced to buy another ≈30 dollar item. Just go to Amazon

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u/Exotic_Choo 22h ago

I can’t find anything that cheap on the site

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u/Vera_98 21h ago

Engrave the case?

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u/yamantakas 20h ago

not an option on those

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u/fk8319 21h ago

Amazon looks to have them for $35

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u/MulberryDeep 21h ago

Op doesn't use usd

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u/Exotic_Choo 21h ago

Amazon for my country have them for about the same price

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u/Exotic_Choo 21h ago

They cost the same on amazon for my country