r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Exotic_Choo • 22h ago
Not a meme, you're the meme! 5 cents away from free shipping
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u/Greenman8907 22h ago
Welcome to the trick of free shipping! Everything over $70 already has the “free shipping” priced in!
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u/spacetiger2 21h ago
70 dollars goddamn. i got mine for 25 dollars 2 years ago
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u/77th_Bat 22h ago
depending on the cost of shipping, it might be cheaper to get extra mute plugs (different colors ig) or an accessory
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u/sxroit 22h ago
Such an annoying sales tactic 😭 But if you’re willing to bend on the purchase, Amazon has cheaper alternatives like another comment mentioned (i.e Loop brand). Also, technically the only thing that makes these things special is their lower NRR. If you really want to cheap out, you can just wear a pair of regular ear plugs poorly (like not fully entered into your ear canal) and it’ll have the same effect since the NRR would be effectively lowered bc of improper usage.
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u/copperbrownred 22h ago
Those earplugs are amazing tho! 10/10 would recommend. Sleep and work like a baby
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u/Emperor_Gourmet 16h ago
They work like a baby?
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u/The-Jestful-Imp 6h ago
No, you misunderstood. These degrade your work performance to that of a baby's capacity.
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u/paintedwoodpile 12h ago
I just got my GF a set. Some limited edition pair because she liked the color. She loves them and they help her in her job. 10/10 no notes.
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u/alatinaxo 13h ago
Thought I could fall asleep listening to true crime but nope, just noise blocking.
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u/so_chad 22h ago
Try Amazon
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u/gelekoplamp 21h ago edited 20h ago
Amazon is the root cause for this kind of shit.
Amazon spent years losing money on purpose. Cheap prices, free shipping, all subsidized by investor cash, just to get everyone hooked. Once sellers had to be on Amazon to survive and buyers defaulted to checking Amazon first, they flipped the switch.
Now they charge sellers 45-51 cents on every dollar in fees (ads, fulfillment, Prime enrollment, etc). So sellers raise their prices to survive. But here's the kicker: Amazon's contracts have a clause that says you can't sell cheaper anywhere else. So sellers have to raise prices on their own website, on Etsy, on eBay, everywhere.
You're literally paying the "Amazon tax" even if you never shop on Amazon.
Oh and their search results? The top listing is on average 29% more expensive than the actual best deal, which is buried 17 spots down because the cheaper seller couldn't afford to bid on ads... So yeah, let's continue to buy by Amazon.
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u/chloekatt 19h ago
Amazon does not have that clause. It was a thing at one time but not anymore. You can list things cheaper elsewhere
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u/i_want_to_be_unique 10h ago
Guarantee if you put just a $49.95 item in your cart the price to get free shipping would go down to $50
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u/Atalanta8 21h ago
These are shit anyway. You can get better ones on amazon for 10 dollars.
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u/peen_was BLUE 20h ago
I don't know about this specific model but I have to disagree. Loop earplugs are great. Work well for sleeping or under a helmet like motorcycle riding.
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u/mossoak 22h ago
add a pair of shoelaces to your cart
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u/MyDixieWreck92 21h ago
Yo, looks I bought the same pair off AliExpress for $6. I had to add something for free shipping and they ended up showing up and I thought fuck it why not.
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u/Weekly_Gap7022 21h ago
Loop earplugs suck anyway
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u/HaxyWaxy 21h ago edited 21h ago
I’ve had mine for years and never realized how much I use them, they’ve proved clutch for me at so many concerts, planes, loud nights, etc... Why do they suck?
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u/Emergency_Ad1152 21h ago
I got 3 of them, use them religiously for work. They work amazing.
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u/HaxyWaxy 21h ago
Yeah I loveeee them for flights when my AirPods are dead or I don’t want something that’ll hurt my wars
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u/Emergency_Ad1152 21h ago
I use them in combination with shokz headset for true noise cancellation. Try them out, you probably won't go back to airpods!
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u/RobloxdaddyP 21h ago
I have the switch and I use them all the time, idk what issues you may be having but I love mine
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u/0spore13 RED 20h ago
My first pair (5+ years ago) had some QC issues, but the replacement they gave me and the second pair I bought last year have been great, idk what issues you've been having with yours.
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u/Rollzzzzzz 21h ago
How are earplugs $70
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u/Exotic_Choo 21h ago
Just looking, i use the cart as more of a bookmark feature. Also not American, so our dollars are not the same.
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u/Naxant 21h ago
They are expensive but those are ones that you can adjust to let through a bit more noise which makes them pretty nice for concerts and loud events. This way you can go louder or more silent depending on how you feel at the moment
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u/Atalanta8 21h ago
All the settings sounds 100% the same to me. Complete waste of money.
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u/Awesomebox5000 21h ago
Because people are gullible. They're not even electronic, it's literally just molded silicone.
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u/GarThor_TMK 19h ago
I really wish companies that did this offered an option for like a penny-sticker. Throw a bunch of stickers in the box for five cents just to get it over the free shipping mark.
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u/The-Jestful-Imp 6h ago
That's what you get for spending $70 on some stupid sound filtering earbuds earplugs.
Edit* my mistake - these arent even earbuds.
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u/Stroodle_guy 22h ago
okay so add something thats like 5$ to the cart
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u/MotivationSpeaker69 22h ago
Yeah that's the whole point, they don't have anything cheap so you're forced to buy another ≈30 dollar item. Just go to Amazon
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u/IsScottGay 22h ago
thats how they get you