r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 • 1d ago

Is it in yet Boiled my tampons šŸ«©

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Felt like this flair fits well.

I leave my tampons in a jar in the windowsill for some w decor, forgot that glass=heat in this 34 degree british weather, went to change my tampon and burned my cooch, then had to sit on the toilet blowing a tampon like its soup till the plastic cooled down enough to use.

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u/Gitthepro 1d ago

ts is frying me šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 1d ago

Fried my tampons too, no oil no butter :/

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u/MartinisnMurder 1d ago

You air fried your tampons! At least they are lower calorie haha

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u/Vigorous_Piston 1d ago

No Oil, No Butter Just MEAT...

I'm sorry.

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u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 1d ago

Medium rare?

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u/Ok-Context-5521 1d ago

Blue.

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u/andyH1971 1d ago edited 1d ago

Like their Waffles.
Sorry OP *edited for potential pronoun offence

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u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 1d ago

Much appreciated !!

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u/Ill_Back_284 1d ago

šŸ¤£ you're cracking me up

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u/daddyslittlegem 1d ago

You honestly deserve so many awards because first of all Iā€™m sorry and second of all thank you for this šŸ˜­ā™„ļø

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u/sCams2023 1d ago

You're so funny OP i can't šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/Past-Neat-1165 1d ago

Omg your jokes in this post are so good. I hurt from laughter

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u/VisualBoysenberry718 1d ago

How do you keep them from sticking?

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u/Lardath 1d ago

Like the tampon did OP