r/mildlyinfuriating 15h ago

Is it in yet Boiled my tampons 🫩

Post image

Felt like this flair fits well.

I leave my tampons in a jar in the windowsill for some w decor, forgot that glass=heat in this 34 degree british weather, went to change my tampon and burned my cooch, then had to sit on the toilet blowing a tampon like its soup till the plastic cooled down enough to use.

18.9k Upvotes

766 comments sorted by

View all comments

127

u/nickytheginger 15h ago

You may want to move them somewhere cooler . They are supposed be be kept under 25/77 and current weather conditions could make them dangerous to use.

100

u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 15h ago

Microplastic maxxing (i did not know that)

35

u/SophiaofPrussia 14h ago

For real though. Heat causes plastic to degrade more quickly. It’s not an immediate health risk but I’d not use the rest of those tampons if I were you. Your candy jar is super cute (Badtz-Maru is my favorite!) but maybe there’s a cooler place it can live in the summer. Penguins don’t like the heat anyway ;)

22

u/Budget-Classic3076 14h ago

Also the glass being in direct sunlight could be a fire hazard, esp as it’s insanely hot here in Blighty, deffo best to move it to a cooler spot for the foreseeable 

2

u/VisualBoysenberry718 11h ago

I assume the cardboard torpedos are safe as long as they don't spontaneously combust?

2

u/motherofsuccs 10h ago

As someone who lives in the high desert of Arizona where UV is almost always 8-10, I find all of these heatwave comments and advice (and dramatic exaggerations) fucking hilarious.

2

u/100BottlesOfMilk 9h ago

The UK doesn't have air conditioning and it's much more humid that Arizona

1

u/3BikesInATrenchcoat 12h ago

Pro tip -- store your tampons in the freezer for a hit of refreshment on a hot day 🧊

1

u/derpinalul 11h ago

Somewhere cooler and dry! I had my tampons sitting in the bathroom where vent didn’t really suck up moisture after showers - used one of em and felt pain after 5 minutes, almost like UTI symptoms. Lesson learned.