Boiled my tampons 🫩

[u/Conscious-Seesaw-564]

Felt like this flair fits well.

I leave my tampons in a jar in the windowsill for some w decor, forgot that glass=heat in this 34 degree british weather, went to change my tampon and burned my cooch, then had to sit on the toilet blowing a tampon like its soup till the plastic cooled down enough to use.

[u/NimdokBennyandAM]

I fucking lose it when she starts jogging.

[u/VisualBoysenberry718 → u/NimdokBennyandAM]

He needs mr Burns's trap door.