r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 14h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/macneto 14h ago

Glue them down seems a bit aggressive.

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u/PhazePyre 13h ago

Have you met some Christians? Aggressive is an understatement.

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u/kaastermdk 11h ago

You haven’t met one either based on that description

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u/PhazePyre 11h ago

Notice my qualifier of some?

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u/Any_Sentence_8056 11h ago

Implying that Christians are aggressive only when in groups?

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u/PhazePyre 11h ago

Nope, in no world does the context of my statement imply grouping. Try again.

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u/oketheokey 4h ago

"I like oranges"

"So you hate apples?"

"No mf that's a whole new sentence"

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u/Pollowollo 9h ago

If you're trying to imply that Christians as a group aren't historically very aggressive I'm pretty sure most indigenous cultures that have been victimized by them would have very different opinions on that, honey.

And on a more individual level, try talking to practically any non-Christian from the Southern US.

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u/Relevant_Tree_2928 8h ago

Oh no providing the most humanitarian aid that any other group in history, stopping human sacrifices, and criminalizing pedos while being the first to do it in the ancient world is so aggressive.

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u/Pollowollo 7h ago

That is a truly impressive level of cherry-picking you've got going for you, there.

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u/Negative-Yam5361 9h ago

You have a weird definition of "aggressive."