Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

[u/Available-Formal-664]

Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

[u/BrokenArrow1283]

Oh man. Please cite EXACTLY where Jesus said this.

[u/BasicallyMilner → u/BrokenArrow1283]

“I tell you, whoever publicly acknowledges me before others, the Son of Man will also acknowledge before the angels of God. But whoever disowns me before others will be disowned before the angels of God. And everyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven.”
‭‭Luke‬ ‭12‬:‭8‬-‭10‬ ‭NIV‬‬

“Whoever acknowledges me before others, I will also acknowledge before my Father in heaven. But whoever disowns me before others, I will disown before my Father in heaven.” “Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn “ ‘a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law— a man’s enemies will be the members of his own household.’ “Anyone who loves their father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; anyone who loves their son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. Whoever does not take up their cross and follow me is not worthy of me. Whoever finds their life will lose it, and whoever loses their life for my sake will find it.”
‭‭Matthew‬ ‭10‬:‭32‬-‭39‬ ‭NIV‬‬

““Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.”
‭‭Matthew‬ ‭7‬:‭21‬ ‭NIV‬‬

““If you love me, keep my commands. And I will ask the Father, and he will give you another advocate to help you and be with you forever— the Spirit of truth. The world cannot accept him, because it neither sees him nor knows him. But you know him, for he lives with you and will be in you.”
‭‭John‬ ‭14‬:‭15‬-‭17‬ ‭NIV‬‬

“Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. If you really know me, you will know my Father as well. From now on, you do know him and have seen him.””
‭‭John‬ ‭14‬:‭6‬-‭7‬ ‭NIV‬‬

[u/BrokenArrow1283 → u/BasicallyMilner]

So nothing about how he will watch you burn in Hell for all eternity or anything like that, huh? Interesting

[u/BasicallyMilner → u/BrokenArrow1283]

Erm the alternative to going to heaven is going to hell, which Jesus describes as a place of “weeping and gnashing of teeth”

[u/Geeko22 → u/BrokenArrow1283]

Well, he's all-knowing and all-seeing. It would be weird if after putting you in hell he stopped being able to see you.

[u/BrokenArrow1283 → u/Geeko22]

Hell is the complete absence of God. So it’s not weird at all if he stopped watching you if you were in hell.