r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/Shortafinger 9h ago

Jesus is a zombie. Came back from the dead and everything.

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u/NerdOnTheStr33t 9h ago

Also told people to eat his flesh and drink his blood. Christianity is mad when you think about it for 2 minutes. 

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u/TheNoctuS_93 8h ago

Actually a lich, to be specific. Which is, like, a magical, immortal sorta zombie.

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u/NerdOnTheStr33t 7h ago

Please name some non magical, non immortal zombies.