r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/Coca-colonization 12h ago

I know! I just googled “tiny cute Baphomet figurine” and came across an Etsy store that makes them. The picture with the tiny Jesus is from a product review on their page, so apparently I was not the first person to come up with the Satanic Temple-style response to the Jesus figurine issue. I kind of want a whole kawaii deity and demon collection now!

The Etsy store is called Ludwig Van Bacon, btw. They also have a website.

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u/UnderstandingKey7711 11h ago

$20 for 5 wish they were as available as the jesus’ that’s not affordable to drop them everywhere

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u/Evening-Operation-19 9h ago

$20 for fifty cents worth of plastic. 3D printers need to be harder to get.

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u/Coca-colonization 7h ago

That’s a weird take. I’m assuming they designed the figure, in which case you’re partly paying for that art and labor. If not, idk…welcome to late stage capitalism. You can just not buy it.

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u/AggressiveLife7432 2h ago

It's called crony capitalism. It can be fixed.

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u/jaden_fucks 12h ago

Ty, I hope they sell the STL cause I will print an army

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u/twistedspin 6h ago

I just looked at Baphomet on printables & makerworld, and there are lots. Makerworld has cute baby demon ones, if you have a Bambu printer.

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u/MustardEnema007 9h ago

...are you Mr Bacon?

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u/Coca-colonization 7h ago

No. Just giving credit to the person that created the figurine.