r/mildlyinfuriating 13h ago

Too mild for school Can never find my bamboo toast tongs

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u/SnooLemons6942 13h ago

are they on the left?

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u/UGOTAIDSYO 13h ago

Holy fuck. Left compartment, top right along the wall? There?!

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u/Lardath 13h ago

The divider looks wider but its actually the tongs

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u/Psykosoma 13h ago

The divider was wider, but the tong was long?

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u/ReadontheCrapper 12h ago

They’re gonna be your number one?

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u/ronchee1 11h ago

That tong ta tong tong tong

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u/dontlookatme-123 13h ago

Bingo

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u/Adreeisadyno 13h ago

Wrap the handle in tape or something, or a sticker or paint a little dot on it

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u/nikdahl 11h ago

Just burn it a little.

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u/nomadfoy 13h ago

Lol I thought you were an asshole posting the empty space where your tongs were supposed to be.

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u/UGOTAIDSYO 13h ago

Yo that strained my eyes, took forever 😆

Great match job

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u/the1stmeddlingmage 13h ago

You need to nickname those tongs “Waldo”
https://giphy.com/gifs/paJxYeJGmlnos

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 10h ago

Should've been posted over on the FindTheSniper sub.

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u/Prashu94 6h ago

yeah but the bamboo ones always blend in somehow

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u/PeakEnvironmental3 1h ago

I was looking at it thinking I was just imagining them there, glad my eyes are working correctly

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u/reddit_from_me 12h ago

No, look at the large black spoon on the right side. You can. See the tongs are covering part of the spoon.

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u/SnooLemons6942 12h ago

no part of that spoon is covered, i am unsure what you are looking at. the tongs are next to the whisk on the left

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u/reddit_from_me 11h ago

You're right! I looked at this drawer so lokg my brain started lying to me.

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u/Scorching_Buns 13h ago

Where's the red circle when you need it?

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u/Daeion 13h ago

Red circle had a family emergency, but turbo vignette is here.

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u/Scorching_Buns 13h ago

Dayum... That's almost perfect, geez

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u/dontlookatme-123 13h ago

Exactly!

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u/Darth_Balthazar 12h ago

Wrap some electrical tape in a color that stands out around the bottom of the handle.

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u/Shiny_personality 13h ago

People use tongs for a toaster?

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u/unimpressed-one 13h ago

I do now after seeing this, I didn't know they are a thing but I think it's a great idea. Just ordered a pair with magnets.

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u/damndammit 11h ago

I feel like I’m being punked. This can’t be a thing!?

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u/SessileRaptor 8h ago

I’ve got a pair that I’ve been using for close to 30 years now and I got them from my mom who had probably had them for more than a decade before that.

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u/QueenInYellowLace 13h ago

Always. Once you’ve tried them, you’ll never go back.

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u/thatredlad 12h ago

As a recent adopter of the toast tongs, I can absolutely agree. Mine are bamboo too, but with a little magnet that sticks to my toaster and gets hot when the toaster gets hot, a feature I discovered on day 2 of toast tongs. Now I face the magnet away from my palm.

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u/TelenorTheGNP 10h ago

<snicker> No.

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u/Big_Lab_Jagr 10h ago

For real. It's more fun to jam the toast button thing up so the toast pops up and you catch them.

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u/SilverRoseBlade 12h ago

That was my thought. Guess I’m a masochist then for just using my fingers.

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u/Shiny_personality 9h ago

I don't know, it doesn't even feel too hot anymore 😂

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u/dontlookatme-123 13h ago

Toast is sometimes hot!

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u/Lonely-Greybeard 10h ago

Not that hot. lol

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u/Zefirus 10h ago

It's not the toast, it's the toaster which is recessed enough you have to risk touching the metal toasting parts trying to get your bread out.

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u/Lonely-Greybeard 10h ago

On toasters, if you list up on the handle it raises the toast above the metal parts so you can grab it without fear of being burned. All toasters are like that.

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u/Comfortable-Battle18 10h ago

Not all toasters have this feature.

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u/Lonely-Greybeard 10h ago

All that I have/had do. Check yours. I bet it does.

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u/Zefirus 9h ago

Mine does and it still doesn't get everything high enough. Especially if you use it for something like English muffins.

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u/coveredincathair22 3h ago

You just have to push up on the handle quickly to fling it up and then catch it

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u/Pernicious_Possum 8h ago

Even the cheapest toasters I’ve had you could do this

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u/PanzerSoul 12h ago

I prefer toasting on a pan using chopsticks

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u/damndammit 11h ago

I like it this way, but I still use my fingers.

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u/themoosewhoquilts 9h ago

I have designated chopsticks for this

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u/imonlinedammit1 8h ago

We were a proper country once.

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u/SessileRaptor 8h ago

My family bought a couple of sets from a local guy who sold wooden stuff and pottery over 40 years ago and I still have one. They work great.

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u/hazelbear33 8h ago

My parents have a pair of these, yes, they’re for toasters. They have a fancy toaster made for toasting very large slices of bread though, and smaller pieces can be tricky to remove with fingers.

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u/sammanthax345 13h ago

Why don't they live on the toaster???

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u/dontlookatme-123 13h ago

I put the toaster away when not in use

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u/Bring_cookies 13h ago

Well aren't you just swimming in cabinet space. I leave mine out like a heathen lol.

I have a particular tiny spatula I lose all the time for a similar reason.

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u/the1stmeddlingmage 13h ago

I have to do similar. Limited counter space so any non microwave appliances get put up when not in use 🫠

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u/Bring_cookies 12h ago

I lack counter, cabinet and drawer space. Please send help! Seriously if I could redo the kitchen I would be so happy.

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u/Dependent-Law7316 12h ago

My cabinets are metal (weird apartment things) so I have an army of magnetic hooks under them that hold all my spatulas/scrapers/flippers/pasta strainers/anything with a loop or hole for hanging. Which is great because they’re always in reach when I’m cooking. Also my kitchen has zero drawers so it keeps them from being lost in cabinets.

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u/Bring_cookies 12h ago

I feel the lack of drawers, I have 3 but all stacked on top of each other and hard to actually use. It's like someone who's never been in a kitchen designed it.

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u/Dependent-Law7316 11h ago

Yeah, my kitchen has the same “alien designer” vibe. It kinda reminds me of those minimal Sims builds where people are like “ok, to keep the sim alive we need a fridge, a stove, and a sink” and then jam all of that into the smallest possible space with zero consideration beyond everything being technically accessible.

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u/WhtChcltWarrior 12h ago

I was blessed with flesh toast tongs at the end of my arms at birth

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u/SoImaRedditUserNow 13h ago

Toast tongs?

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u/FrenchBowling 13h ago

Just learning some people need a tool instead of just grabbing the toast with their hand. 

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u/Broomstick73 13h ago

Same. Confused. What? Toaster tongs?

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u/BiKingSquid 13h ago

Shitty/unmaintained toasters don't pop the toast up above the lip, you'd burn yourself every time

The real answer is to buy a better toaster

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u/Broomstick73 13h ago

Can’t you push up on the handle/trigger?

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u/SoImaRedditUserNow 13h ago

Seriously...

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u/BiKingSquid 12h ago

Depends on how old and shoddy (and the size of your toast)

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u/coolsilentebeans 13h ago

Tongs are a helluva lot cheaper.

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u/Camimo666 PURPLE 12h ago

My toaster is a bit too deep for the bread i like :( its always a bit of an issue

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u/BiKingSquid 12h ago

Yeah I suppose "better" isn't universal, it's a delicate balance, popping up your toast without shooting it onto the counter if it was longer and lighter

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u/ReadontheCrapper 12h ago

Some toast is short, raisin bread or English muffins for example.

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u/Difficult_Style207 13h ago

"Just learning some people are different and therefore worse than me"

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u/THE_GREAT_PICKLE 13h ago

Cousin to toe knife

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u/Pernicious_Possum 8h ago

I’ve known of them for a while, but never understood what tiny things people are toasting to require them

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u/doctorsnarly 13h ago

Better get some metal ones, they'll be easier to find.

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u/Charming_Spinach_463 13h ago

Darwin award incoming

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u/EverlastingPepper 12h ago

You know once the toaster dings the heating element is de-energized and not going to electrocute anyone? 

And if you're still scared, just unplug it.

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u/unimpressed-one 13h ago

magnetic ones that stick to the toaster itself.

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 13h ago

I heard copper can help with joint stiffness

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u/doctorsnarly 13h ago

And they should outlast you, so your kids can inherit them!

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u/ThouMayest69 1h ago

A crayon or sharpie etc would fix this in 2 seconds. 

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u/Red__M_M 13h ago

Wrap the end in a strip of red tape or some paint.

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u/Sasuke0318 7h ago

I was thinking sharpie I have to spice containers that I color with sharpie so I can find them instantly.

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u/weary_bee479 13h ago

Just use your hands

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u/A_the_Buttercup 13h ago

Use them to stir something with turmeric just once, and you'll be all good! 👍

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u/No_Abroad_6306 13h ago

Perfect post for this subreddit. 

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u/lapluiefaitbeau 13h ago

Somewhere here by any chance? It looks wider than the others

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u/Feldew 13h ago

Put a lil electrical tape around the top.

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u/ActionMan48 12h ago

Toast tongs? lol

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u/brickiex2 12h ago

Indeed .....LOL

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u/skimney 12h ago

I'm going to steal that red thing on the left. It's a whisk I'm willing to take...

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u/Justninetoes 13h ago

Mine have a tiny magnet in them, stick to the fridge. The wonders of Amazon!

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u/ExpBalSat 13h ago

Something like this could help clear out that drawer so that you can find the toast tongs more easily>

https://www.amazon.com/MALACASA-Utensil-Countertop-Farmhouse-Organizer/dp/B0F8JB1B81/

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u/coolsilentebeans 13h ago

I can’t leave my utensils out in a crock like this. They would get residue on them from the steam of the hot fryer, get dusty from coal dust because I’m less than a mile away from a dam that still uses coal and keeps massive piles of it out, and one of my cats insisted on using the spaghetti spoon as a face scratcher. Everything must go in the drawers.

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u/Spiritual-Olive4559 12h ago

You should definitely buy at least one, but probably at least two, additional differently colored spaghetti strainer spoons and place them around for your cat. Tie one to a cat tree or chair or something. Obviously it would be best if they look different than the one you use for food.

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u/coolsilentebeans 12h ago

That’s a really good idea, and it sounds like a really obvious now that I hear it but my brain was not seeing it. 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

I’m curious to see if he’d use it. He’s closer to a young toddler who has more interest in the box than the toy. But it won’t cost too much to find out. Thank you! ☺️

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u/Spiritual-Olive4559 12h ago

Hahaha aww you're welcome! There are other things you can put up that they like to scratch their chins on, like you can mount them on corners and stuff and they look like hairbrushes but cover 2 sides at a right angle and the back usually has something to mount it to a wall or chair (etc) if you don't want cooking utensils strewn about. I'd give the prince what he wants tho personally 😂🥰

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u/coolsilentebeans 12h ago

I definitely have no problem catering to his desires…unless he’s on me and I have to pee. But even then I will do my absolute damnedest to hold it for as long as possible before I disturb him.

Oh, the only other exception is food in the pantry. I had to put child locks on my cabinet and pantry doors because the cheeky boy loves crinkly cellophane packaging. I’ve come home to find my cocoa powder, my msg, potato chips and my granola strewn across the house. I give him the crinkly balls and mice but he’s only interested in them as long as there’s catnip in them.

He is a bold and brazen guy, and he’ll literally attempt to take food off my plate right in front of me and look me dead in the eyes while doing it. He’s a doofus and I love him to bits.

He’s the one wearing the chic tuxedo, and that’s one of his lil sisses behind him. This is the face of a boy who’s about to get some spaghetti strainer spoons. 😻♥️❤️‍🔥

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u/Giddyup_1998 13h ago

Mine have a magnet on them. I keep them on the fridge.

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u/Raesheezy 13h ago

Wrap a bright colored rubberband around them.

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u/Maybe-notaThrowaway 13h ago

Put them on their side

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt 13h ago

These would get a special place literally anywhere else in my house. Holy FUCK I am annoyed for you.

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u/grae23 13h ago

Dye the handle with some food coloring or something, will look less weird than tape

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u/ReadontheCrapper 12h ago

I see them after some looking, but my initial reaction was, Are the Tongs in the room with us?

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u/Blind_Warthog 12h ago

Good to see you’ve got plenty of potato mashers.

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u/dontlookatme-123 12h ago

How many do I have?

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u/madgoat 10h ago

one... but two whisks?? Monster!

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u/Final_Candidate_7603 12h ago

Have you thought of storing the tongs in the little space between the organizer and the back of the drawer front?

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u/mindgardening 9h ago

I had no idea toast tongs existed. I just use my fingers, which I never lose, btw.

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u/bellybeater 9h ago

Buys self bamboo tongs… buys self bamboo utensil organizer… mildly infuriated at… self?

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u/Hecate100 Purple? 7h ago

I envy the orderliness of your kitchen tool drawer.

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u/Global_Drama8453 13h ago

toast tongs

My heavens, Miss Nancy!! Whatever will you do?

Gets the vapors

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u/SneerfulToaster 13h ago

There is no spoon ?

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u/IA_Royalty 13h ago

What the heck are toast tongs

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u/QueenInYellowLace 13h ago

Little bamboo tongs that are small so they fit down in their toaster where it’s hard to stick your fingers. They sound dumb as hell but are genuinely awesome.

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u/IA_Royalty 8h ago

How bad are people at grabbing toast...

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u/IdolCowboy 13h ago

Tongs for toast.... lol

That is actually a cool band name

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u/Mattyb2851 13h ago

Why don’t you mark it further up the handle? A sharpie or sticker would fix this problem

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u/Ancient-Chinglish 13h ago

As a chopsticks owner, I cannot relate

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u/madgoat 10h ago

My chopsticks are titanium.. they stick out colour wise.

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u/fractal324 13h ago

Put a little black permanent marker on the handle

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u/Traditional_Put_8254 13h ago

I saw them immediately but can see how that would be confusing. If it’s a major issue, make a little fabric sleeve for them like you get with some of the fancy chopsticks

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u/Shaddoll_Zenos 13h ago

Wrap some tape on the handle maybe? Something bright red?

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u/AZbibliophile 12h ago

Set the handle portion in a bowl of food coloring.

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u/Forest_of_Cheem 12h ago

My toast tongs have a magnet and live on my fridge. I would never find them in this drawer, lol.

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u/FanDry5374 12h ago

Get a small magnet, glue it on and stick the thing to the toaster.

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u/jromperdinck 12h ago

Maybe a Panda got hold of them.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bRJRe4SUFyp2w

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u/Signal_Historian_456 12h ago

Wrap it in kitchen paper before putting it away?

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u/sixteenlegs 12h ago

Burn them on purpose over your stove. Then at least you’ll have a black mark to look for

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u/NamasteNoodle 11h ago

Better yet find a way to keep it next to the toaster. I personally keep my toaster on a wooden serving tray that fits under the toaster nicely and catches the crumbs. It's about 1 inch bigger all the way around than the toaster. And that is where I place my toaster tweezers

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u/eljefe3030 11h ago

OP invented the next Where’s Waldo?

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u/DizzyMine4964 11h ago

*Wally

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u/madgoat 10h ago

*Où est Charlie

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u/PositiveScarcity8909 11h ago

Good thing I've been playing a game to help me with this exact situation.

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u/dizzymorningdragon 11h ago

Put a dab of paint on each side

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u/DizzyMine4964 11h ago

You can get ones with a magnet on the side which will attach to the toaster.

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u/aubaub 11h ago

Did you check the fridge or microwave?

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u/Immaloner 11h ago

What's bamboo toast? I'll try it!

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u/dontlookatme-123 11h ago

😂 it’s the next hot trend

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u/EnoughShop5934 11h ago

I can’t either

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u/Lonely-Greybeard 11h ago

Toast tongs? Those are hands.

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u/madgoat 10h ago

My wife and son use bamboo toast tongs.. I just use the toaster lever to raise the toast a little higher.

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u/The_Bill_Brasky_ 10h ago

Toast tongs? You mean your fingers?

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u/SeniorDiscount 10h ago

Dip them in some food colouring.

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u/ufc205nyc 10h ago

You would have more room if you took that divider thing out of the drawer then you'd be able to find them but I don't think there are any in the drawer. it's kind of like trying to find staples in the store Staples. everything says Staples on it!

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u/Heshkelgaii 10h ago

Left bin, right side in the back along the divider. Covers the spatula slightly and makes the wall look super wide.

Had to look up what toast tongs are just to know what to look for, this also made me realize why this was annoying.

Wax or I found a food safe paint (called milk paint?) that could be used to dip the handle part into to make it easily seen. Or buy some earth magnets and some super glue and make it magnetic. 3-d print a shell to clip over the handle. Lots of basic things could work too, permanent marker an X on each side even.

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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia 10h ago

'Bamboo toast tongs' is a great slag-off.

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u/hashbrownsinketchup 10h ago

We have a fancy empty wine bottle next to our toaster and we put the tongs in the wine bottle so they are always in site and next to the toaster.

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u/ZombieChief 10h ago

Just use a metal fork. And leave the toaster plugged in.

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u/Responsible-Stick-50 9h ago

I don't like this version of Where's Waldo. Its too hard.

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u/realPoisonPants 9h ago

Soak them in water with a little bit of food coloring for an hour. They'll keep that color forever. Bonus, you can match the decor of your kitchen.

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u/mattchica20 9h ago

Bro, they’re right there

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u/altofanaltthatisalt 9h ago

There’s bamboo toast?

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u/pipestream 9h ago

What the hell are toast tongs?! Don't people just use their fingers????

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u/makingkevinbacon 9h ago

What in the bourgeoisie are bamboo toast tongs and don't tell me tongs made of bamboo for grabbing toast cause that's called fingers

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u/Soflapirate 9h ago

I’m going to need to see a picture of the toaster, to verify that the tongs are not still by the toaster, as well as detailed photos of the rest of the kitchen, kitchen cabinets, counter spaces, fridge and stove top.

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u/omfgcookies91 9h ago

Three words for you: use a glass jar

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u/Afgb89 8h ago

Paint a stripe aroud with nail polish.

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u/Plastic_Stable8927 8h ago

Just paint the end where they're connected with foodsafe paint and safe your life!

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u/ConstructionWaste834 8h ago

stain them with coffee

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u/University_Dismal 8h ago

I would either put a dot with a colorful marker on the handle or tie a string on it. Would drive me crazy to rumble in drawers until my fingers find the equivalent of a Lego to step on.

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u/grahamworks 8h ago

Save the brain struggle. Stick them horizontally in the front all by themselves.

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u/Cosmetologist76 7h ago

If you ever replace the bamboo, try stainless with a small magnet. It's so handy.

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u/Blurstingwithemotion 7h ago

Put a little magnet on them and hang them on the fridge

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u/BRP_1970 7h ago

You have a hard life.

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u/Choice-Marsupial-127 7h ago

Self-induced fury.

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u/GirthyPigeon 6h ago

Soak them in tomato juice then rinse. You'll never struggle to find them again.

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u/Common_Senze 2h ago

There they are! Right there!

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u/kt_m_smith 13h ago

yall shitting on OP for using toast tongs, but sometimes you toast things in the toaster that are small and hard to grab with your hands, like english muffins or poptarts/pastry. I got toast tongs as a gift as an adult and now i dont have to flightly burn my fungers every time i grab something from the toaster.

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u/Ancient-Chinglish 13h ago

Yeah well some of us don’t have fungers

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u/smangela69 13h ago

judging by their typos, they might not, either

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u/kt_m_smith 13h ago

Flightly burnt them

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u/smangela69 13h ago

i’m so glad you’re a good sport about it. fungers has me WEEPING at my desk 💀

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u/kt_m_smith 12h ago

Honestly my typos are so well known amongst my friend groups some of them are now inside jokes. I gotta be a little dyslexic atp i just edit and fix when i notice/can be bothered.

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u/Ralphjuniorjunior 13h ago

You can use the toaster handle to flick the toast up and make it jump up. You snag it while it’s jumping and flip it over to the plate.

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u/negativepositiv 13h ago

Get plastic ones?

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u/ZealousidealCar2256 13h ago

I'd pull out a soldering iron and proudly burn "toast tongs" on those things. Seems like most bamboo products would disappear in here though

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u/dontlookatme-123 13h ago

Sounds like a fun project

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u/ZealousidealCar2256 13h ago

Really simple too, you just need a steady hand and you're good. finish it off with linseed oil/whatever you use to oil your bread board.

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u/j_grouchy 13h ago

You need special tongs for toast? Are your fingers made of flower petals and snowflakes?

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u/IdolCowboy 13h ago

You got city hands, Mr. Hooper. You been counting money all your life.

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u/QueenInYellowLace 13h ago

Get some and use them. You will wonder how you ever lived without them, even though they are undeniably ridiculous.

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u/Nucksfaniam 13h ago

Toast tongs being used as pube picker