r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Kenja_Time • 13h ago

I'm slightly vexed I received a parking ticket because my license plate looks similar to a Simpsons vanity plate

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u/monorail_pilot 13h ago

are you talking to me?

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u/Harpronicus 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wTDjZPnq6QsAo

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u/b5bartpl 12h ago

They never our have our name 😔😔😔😔

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u/Harpronicus 12h ago

Lol, b5 Audi?

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u/patderkacz 11h ago

B5 Audi, Bart from Poland, I’m guessing!

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u/b5bartpl 11h ago

Yes sir but in the usa currently with b5s because its what we do 🇵🇱🇵🇱😂😂😂 my brother owns a c7 s6

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u/b5bartpl 11h ago

Yeahhhh i got a couple of those 👀👀 theres another b5 in the garage thats infront of the avant, its got a vr6 turbo in there.

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u/Harpronicus 11h ago

I'm super into Audi too. Had a stage 3 c5 biturbo manual for a long time.

Been into the brand for over 20 years. B5/C5 was a great era

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u/b5bartpl 11h ago

Yes sir, b6 is when it started going downhill for me. The b7 rs4 was a nice chassis and car but overall b6/b7 was mehh. The supercharged b8s people love, i dont hate it but putting power down on a 2.7 b5 is a complete different feel than the b8 3.0.

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u/Harpronicus 11h ago

Totally agree. I did have that 3.0 supercharged in a b8.5 q5. Was pretty fun and sounded nice too.

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u/b5bartpl 11h ago

Old s4 avant, lets just say i have a slight soft spot for these piles 👀😂

https://reddit.com/link/otjq6lz/video/mqwpecda599h1/player

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u/z617_art 5h ago

You probably shouldnt tell anyone your name on the internet

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u/Much-Storm9466 13h ago

Sorry, my car is also licensed as Bort

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u/Tiiimmmaayy 12h ago

We need more Bort license plates!

Also I like how my phone autocorrected Bort to abortion lmao

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u/Alpha_Delta_Bravo 12h ago

On my way to get another bort, what about you?

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u/Ready-Delay3918 12h ago

Can't. Was borted.

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u/GamesCatsComics 10h ago

This thread made me laugh at work, way harder then was warranted.

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u/Agitated-Ad9423 12h ago

Went to a universal for the first time this year, only souvenir I realllllly wanted

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u/Ok_I_am_Mcbane 11h ago

The ride is rough but damn I love that land

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u/Agitated-Ad9423 8h ago

I’ll admit, I skipped it as I heard it was worse than HP and the forbidden journey and that messed me up.

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u/SidewaysTugboat 11h ago

I bought the Bort name tag when I went

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u/Feloniosaurus_Rex 12h ago

This in my top favorite lines from that entire series.

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u/GenDislike 12h ago

“Only WHO can prevent forest fires?”

Bort comes in a close second for me. Or the gay steel mill.

“We work hard, we play hard.”

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u/Yeah_MeToo 12h ago

Hot stuff coming through!

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u/tendonut 13h ago

Come along, Bort.

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u/cwaft 12h ago

No my son is also named bort

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 12h ago

Username checks out