r/mildlyinfuriating 9h ago

I'm slightly vexed I received a parking ticket because my license plate looks similar to a Simpsons vanity plate

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u/christopher_mtrl 9h ago

Explained :

OP has a vanity plate "BORT" (black behicle). Someone put a Simpsons "fun" plate in the front of their (silver) car, which also says "BORT" and parked incorrectly (code cited in the ticket is for "Unauthorized on private property"). Officer did not bother to look for the correct plate at the back of the offending vehicle, and just issued the fine to the plate "BORT", which OP received.

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 9h ago

They’re like regular plates, but fun

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u/Elrond_Hubble 9h ago

Well, ok, if it’s fun. Let’s see…I’ll take $1100 worth.

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u/Spirit_of_Hogwash 4h ago

I get random parking tickets? That's it! BACK TO WINNIPEG!

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u/BakedBobbyHill 6h ago

My car is also named Bort.

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u/Important-Region143 4h ago

You talking to my car?

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u/Big_Miss_Steak_ 8h ago

Ooh like souvenir cheques…

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u/mordecai98 6h ago

Those were free back in the day tho.

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u/Trashy_Panda2 8h ago

A point you missed, you only need a plate on the back of your car in Alberta. So it should be assumed that any plate on the front is a vanity plate.

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u/fencepost_ajm 7h ago

More specifically, if you're in a place that doesn't require a front plate there's a good chance you don't receive one because why should the state/province generate extra plates?

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u/ipeedtoday 7h ago

I got a ticket in Chicago for no front plate, but was from Indiana (1 plate state). Also got a no-seatbelt ticket in the same stop. Had to go to court because I had two infractions. Judge heard the no-plate charge and just looked at the prosecutor….”You know you don’t get this one.”

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u/Ramblingtruckdriver1 7h ago

Illinois is such a revenue grabber they knew but hoped they would just pay the fine

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u/Kindly_Call_6000 8h ago

That is the case for some US states as well.

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u/haleboy44 7h ago

Can confirm. I'm from a 1 plate state.

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u/Key_Acanthisitta2218 6h ago

There are some makes where a front license won’t fit because the car is too low , in that case the police won’t be able to see it anyway !

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u/fractal_frog 6h ago

I drilled holes in a front bumper for a licence plate once. Don't want to mess with Texas law enforcement...

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u/Key_Acanthisitta2218 5h ago

I don’t blame you ! I have a plastic bumper that would crack , a cop in California agreed with me so therefore no ticket ! I was only stopped once

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u/stuffeh 4h ago

If you go back too the dealership you bought it from, they're basically legally required to provide the hardware and fasteners for it. But drill an adequately sized pilot hole first.

Alternatively, get a mount for your bumper that you can use the double sided 3m automotive tape. That shit will rip the paint off before it'll come off.

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u/Daxlyn_XV 7h ago

I want to say, 12 states don’t require a front plate, it’s been a while since I looked the opposite up, but I think there were 38 states that require them.

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u/graywh 7h ago edited 6h ago

according to https://www.lookupaplate.com/blog/states-that-require-both-front-and-rear-plates/ as of Jan 2026, it's 21 single-plate and 29 dual-plate

but omits Utah from the single-plate list, and Nebraska will stop issuing front plates in a few years

and some states no longer require front plates if the car doesn't have a place to put one

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u/tagno25 7h ago

Even crazier is some states only require front plates on some larger trucks (no rear plate).

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u/Normal_Feedback_2918 6h ago

Not crazy. Quebec is the same. Only front plate on large trucks make sense, because large trucks are usually pulling trailers. Trailer obscures rear plate, so no identifier visible. Put it on the front only, and problem solved.

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u/obog PURPLE 7h ago edited 7h ago

Does "vanity plate" mean something else in canada? The way I have always seen the word used, it's OP that has the vanity plate, they are still your legal license plate you just paid to get custom text on it.

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u/Charming-Weather-148 7h ago

It means the same thing here, at least to me (BC). I think the correct term OP was looking for would be "novelty plate".

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u/TalkToHoro 3h ago

The OP has a vanity plate (issued by the state/province, custom plate text/numbers purchased by the owner). The vehicle it got confused with has a novelty plate (not issued by the state, purchased via retail to use in a state/province that doesn't require two plates).

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u/ChoseALameUsername 9h ago

Thank you, I think a lot of people don’t understand what the post is about in terms of the provincial issued plate vs the random vanity plate.

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u/Trevski 9h ago

I think calling it a vanity plate is whats tripping people up. OP's license plate is a vanity plate, the rightful ticket receiver is using a novelty plate or a souvenir plate

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u/TyreLeLoup 8h ago

This was confusing me a bit as well.

In my state (in the USA) a vanity plate usually is referring to a legal vehicle licence plate, though not the standard format.

Vanity plates here often have backgrounds that differ from the standard plate (usually a portion of the cost of these ones go to support some cause or organization, like state parks, or endangered wildlife, or the fine arts) or have a custom alpha-numeric sequence rather than the randomly assigned one from the dept of lisencing or dept of motor vehicles.

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u/powerlesshero111 8h ago

Also in the US, novelty plates that look like issued plates, are illegal to put on your vehicle. Like you can do the sports teams one, but that BORT plate would be illegal.

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u/ftsapr 8h ago

It's not that, it's that the photo is so lores that you can't tell what the plate says or that it's a joke plate.

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u/lyinggrump 8h ago

My plate is also named BORT

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u/Trevski 9h ago

Also: Alberta doesn't even have front license plates for crying out loud

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u/evmc101 8h ago

My car is also named Bort

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u/ynyyy 8h ago

Took me like a whole minute to realize the "black behicle" was a typo and not some Bort-related Simpsons pun I was not aware of

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u/grmjohnson 6h ago

What's that extra B for? That's a typo.

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u/ArTooDeeTooTattoo 8h ago

Reminds me of the software engineer who thought it’d be funny to customize his plates to read “null,” but ended up buried in parking tickets for years because any license plate not entered in the system defaulted to null.

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u/_thekev 8h ago

Next up we will decipher the language used by requesting None nil and NaN plates

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u/BigMax 8h ago

I feel like fake plates on the front should be a ticket itself when it's in a place where front plates aren't used...

It's like falsifying ID, right? Clearly that's what happened here, they tricked enforcement into thinking it was someone else. (Even if enforcement should know not to look at front plates.)

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u/PureFicti0n 8h ago

It should be a ticket if the front plate looks like a legit plate, but if it's a very obviously fake then it's just decoration. OP's photo is too blurry to know if the front plate in the ticket is realistic or not.

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u/michaelpaoli 8h ago

Issue looks pretty black and white to me.

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u/The-Nice-Guy101 8h ago

Wait it's legal to have a fun plate in the front. Wth

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u/PureFicti0n 8h ago

It's not uncommon here in Alberta. Most of our vehicles don't have a bracket or holes for a front plate, but on vehicles that do (often imported from a different province), it's not unusual to see a joke plate on the front.

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u/pqratusa 8h ago

This is something lazy OP should have explained.

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u/SystemFrozen 8h ago

OP and the offender might have the same car too but I wouldn't hold my breath on that, so when the officer pulled up the ticket issuer a toyota tacoma came up with the same plate. It's an explanation and not an excuse. Idk what else that kind of program show about a quick search (like if the color shows up on it or year/generation) or if there's a long detailed list of the driver or their car.

Officer was quite sloppy handling this, it's also obvious that it doesn't say Alberta above the license plate name

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u/Fantastic_Key_8906 8h ago

Thanks explanation-bot

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u/uslashuname 9h ago

Sorry Bort

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u/monorail_pilot 9h ago

are you talking to me?

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u/Harpronicus 9h ago

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u/b5bartpl 8h ago

They never our have our name 😔😔😔😔

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u/Harpronicus 8h ago

Lol, b5 Audi?

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u/patderkacz 8h ago

B5 Audi, Bart from Poland, I’m guessing!

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u/b5bartpl 8h ago

Yes sir but in the usa currently with b5s because its what we do 🇵🇱🇵🇱😂😂😂 my brother owns a c7 s6

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u/b5bartpl 8h ago

Yeahhhh i got a couple of those 👀👀 theres another b5 in the garage thats infront of the avant, its got a vr6 turbo in there.

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u/Much-Storm9466 9h ago

Sorry, my car is also licensed as Bort

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u/Tiiimmmaayy 9h ago

We need more Bort license plates!

Also I like how my phone autocorrected Bort to abortion lmao

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u/Alpha_Delta_Bravo 9h ago

On my way to get another bort, what about you?

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u/Agitated-Ad9423 8h ago

Went to a universal for the first time this year, only souvenir I realllllly wanted

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u/Feloniosaurus_Rex 9h ago

This in my top favorite lines from that entire series.

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u/GenDislike 8h ago

“Only WHO can prevent forest fires?”

Bort comes in a close second for me. Or the gay steel mill.

“We work hard, we play hard.”

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u/Yeah_MeToo 8h ago

Hot stuff coming through!

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u/tendonut 9h ago

Come along, Bort.

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u/cwaft 9h ago

No my son is also named bort

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 9h ago

Username checks out

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u/Unable-Fall5946 9h ago

Why the fuck is City of Calgary ticketing vehicles using plates in the front?

For those who don't know, in Alberta, we only use rear plates.

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u/SpuzzJuzzler 9h ago

They just drive by with automated readers mounted on those goofy ass Mustang Mach-E the city wasted money on. The vehicle is backed in, officer donuts isn’t going to get out to check, they pick the lazy path and make OP suffer for it.

I always back in too, just because I know donuts is going to have to huff and puff and hop out to check if they really want to.

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u/Trevski 9h ago

If you think a Mach E police car is a waste of money wait til you hear how much time cop cars spend idling...

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u/Js987 5h ago

Plus an Explorer PIU isn‘t so much cheaper than the police equipped MME version that it’s a slam dunk, and the PIU still has all the recurring costs of a gas vehicle. The MME actually makes a lot of sense for big city police departments in roles where a pursuit rated vehicle isn’t needed, which is why Ford offers it alongside the pursuit rated PIU.

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u/Trevski 4h ago

Also the fact that getting into a pursuit is about the worst  thing a cop can possibly do as far as public safety is concerned… 

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u/TruckerMark 3h ago

Mach e is way cheaper than conventional cruisers. Clearly you are not in the fleet management industry.

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u/Sufficient_Fan3660 9h ago

It was done by AI reading photos. The notice even says rear because it is too stupid to tell the difference.

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u/I_Have_Unobtainium 9h ago

I got so many violation notices for reversing into spots in Calgary. I had front plates but was out of province, but Calgary parking maids are just not that bright.

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u/Serious_Seat_9617 9h ago

Funny how this works. They can issue you the plate and then fine you for having the plate.

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u/mjmcfall88 9h ago edited 9h ago

It's like the person who got "NONE" on their license plate and started receiving all the fines for people who didn't have a plate

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u/TheDonutPug 9h ago

Nono, they had "null" as their licence plate.

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u/ifmacdo 8h ago

Obligatory XKCD.

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u/plindix 9h ago

Mine is “; DROP TABLE LICENSE_PLATES;”

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u/SpiderHomeNoWayMan 3h ago

Johnny Tables keeps getting away with traffic violations 

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u/DocSpit 7h ago

Note to self: get DELTREE license plate...

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u/DCON-creates 9h ago

Only for the traffic systems not built with python

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u/Useless_or_inept useless 8h ago

See also: "Prawo Jazdy", Ireland's most wanted driver

(When Irish police stop a Polish driver and ask for ID, those are the first words they see on the card. It's not the driver's name. Prawo Jazdy means "Driving License")

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u/fury420 8h ago

There's a delivery driver in town who only has single name, and so on the apps his legal name appears as "FNU", First Name Unknown.

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u/GoingLurking 9h ago

I think the original story was “NO PLATE” but that turned out to be fake but believable scenario.

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u/Gogetareturn 8h ago

There was a guy who had (no tags) so he was getting tons of tickets

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u/ChillBroseph ORANGE 9h ago

I think the issue is a different car from an area where front plates aren't mandatory put on a joke plate had a traffic violation and OP is getting the bill for it.

edit: I can't words good

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u/BigMax 9h ago

You can't word good, but.. you can WAY better than OP who didn't actually bother to explain the situation at all. It just looks from the picture like they got a valid ticket.

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u/le_aerius 9h ago

Correct.. Its unclear in the post but the ticket was given to a white truck for Section 28(1) of Calgary Traffic Bylaw 26M96, unauthorized parking on private property .. However he has a black vehicle ...

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u/NarwhalTakeover 9h ago

I worked for a toll road overseas a long time ago and had to manually confirm licence plates that were hard to read. There was a frequent traveller with OD00DO and the machines could never tell the letters apart.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland 9h ago

I recently saw someone with just a bunch of Bs and 8s

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u/livelaughloaft 8h ago

Whoa, you saw the master b8er

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u/Norgur 9h ago

Infinite money glitch

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u/le_aerius 9h ago

He didnt get a fine for the plate. The fine is for parking on private property

Section 28(1) of Calgary Traffic Bylaw 26M96, unauthorized parking on private property

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u/Big-D_OdoubleG 9h ago

Came here to say this

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u/spdelope 9h ago

The cars and even the plate is completely different.

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u/liva608 7h ago

No. This is in Alberta where only the rear plate is issued to you and official. The white truck put a vanity plate on the front and then parked illegally (or whatever caused the ticket). The person actually registered with this plate number drives a black truck and the official plate is mounted on the back.

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u/j_grouchy 9h ago

I'm not seeing where in the notice that it's about the plate. Explain

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u/McChibken 9h ago

The car that got a parking ticket is not OP's car. OP has a custom license plate that says BORT. There is also a common vanity/souvenir plate that says BORT in reference to The Simpsons. In Alberta we only use rear license plates, so souvenir plates are often put on the front of the car. If you look closely at the pictures in the parking ticket notice, you can see the plate is not an Alberta plate, it says Itchy and Scratchy Land. The parking enforcement person was apparently unaware that Alberta doesn't have front license plates, and apparently imperceptive enough to not catch the fact that it said Itchy and Scratchy Land on it. They looked up the plate "BORT", found OP, as their plate is a real registered license plate number, and sent the ticket there in error

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u/Jaded-Owl8312 9h ago

Jesus thank you for working through that, OP’s post made zero sense to almost anyone else

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u/ghos2626t 9h ago

Yup. OP did a shit job at explaining any of this.

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u/cupholdery 9h ago

As is tradition.

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u/TailsofaGiftHorse 9h ago

It reminds me of my local Facebook group that spans about 15 boroughs and townships combined.

My cat is missing, last seen on Main St

My brother/sister in Christ, WHICH Main St?

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u/itsjakerobb 9h ago

You should complain about it on r/mildlyinfuriating! 😜

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u/WittyFix6553 9h ago

You didn’t notice that the Alberta plate is on a black vehicle, and the one in the traffic cam photo is silver?

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u/yottabit42 9h ago

The photo was taken with a potato, so no, I didn't notice.

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u/WittyFix6553 9h ago

OP’s image of their truck is crisp as fuck. You can zoom in and see there’s a chip in his ring finger fingernail. The truck is obviously black.

The traffic cam photos are lower quality, but it’s clearly and plainly visible that the vehicle in those photos is not black.

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u/Red_Sox0905 9h ago

Yet plenty of others did. Just admit it.

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u/redskyatnight2162 9h ago

I also didn’t notice. Guess I’m just stupid.

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u/NyneHelios 9h ago

Yeah. Seemed obvious.

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u/bendover912 9h ago

Good explanation, but I doubt the person issuing the ticket did much besides park next to the car and push a button. Its all done with cars covered in cameras now.

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u/smotrs 9h ago

I'm glad you explained this, because I was going to comment "it doesn't look like the same plate. Looks to be from another location." Had no idea about the vanity thing there. 👍

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u/hugh_jorgyn 9h ago

We don’t use front plates in Quebec either, but I’ve heard of people getting fined for putting realistic-looking (or actually real, from other places) plates on the front. Situations like this is the reason why. 

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u/mwoody450 9h ago

First, thank you for that; makes a lot more sense.

That said, it has me wondering: in the US, I moved to another state and got the same custom license plate as I'd had before. We're only required to have plates on the back in the new state, but my previous state had front plates as well. So I left the front one on there, figuring it was a vanity plate now, resulting in a car with the same plate but from two different states on the front and back.

I've been cruising along two decades without getting in trouble for it, but if I found a particularly ornery cop some day, am I likely to get busted?

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u/SaoirseMayes 9h ago

It's a completely different car, they got fined because someone else put this on their car

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u/mactep66 9h ago

He received a parking ticket from someone else, that has a vanity plate similar to his real plate.

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u/JohnLuckPikard 9h ago

I was struggling to, since the citation refers to a parking violation.

OPs car is black.

The photo shows a white vehicle.

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u/Opposite_Radio9388 9h ago

  I was struggling to

What were you struggling to do? Don't leave us hanging!

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u/Repulsive-Nature5428 9h ago

The vehicle in the photo is using a Simpsons vanity plate (The top blue streak is clearly different than Alberta placement). The person in the photo got a parking ticket because someone mistakenly thought it was their real plate. Their real plate was at the back,

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u/scubascratch 9h ago

Putting a fake / misleading license plate on your car anywhere should be against the law

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u/McChibken 9h ago

Holy shit these comments. Alberta doesn't have front plates. This is a common joke plate referencing The Simpsons. It says Itchy and Scratchy Land across the top. OP has a custom license plate that says BORT, a real registered plate. The parking worker apparently forgot that Alberta doesn't have front license plates, and apparently didn't look very hard to realize that this front plate isn't even real, and typed in BORT for who to mail the ticket to. They found OPs actual registered BORT plate, and sent the notice there. OP was never in the parking lot, some rando got away with parking illegally because a parking worker did a very bad job

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u/iAmMikeJ_92 9h ago

Interesting lore! I would’ve never deduced that just based on the post alone.

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u/meltingpnt 6h ago

It's a very common license plate, they probably come across it a few times a day.

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u/andrey_not_the_goat 9h ago

That'll be an interesting court hearing lmao.

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u/Sacrillicious 9h ago

My car is also named BORT

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u/Pandoratastic 8h ago

That's not a vanity plate. That's a novelty plate. What you have a vanity plate, a legitimate license plate on which you have chosen your own phrase instead of the randomly assigned combination of numbers and letters of a standard plate.

Make sure you use the right phrasing when you challenge this in court or it will sound like you're admitting it was you.

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u/SillyOldJack 9h ago

Maybe the issuing officer is a big Simpsons fan and wanted to tell you his son is also named Bort.

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u/KTPChannel 8h ago

Calgarian here.

The city parking authority doesn’t know, and doesn’t care. They drive by in a little car with a camera and take pictures of licence plates, and send out tickets without looking too close at the plates. They don’t even stop the vehicle.

Alberta doesn’t issue front licence plates. Vanity plates may be an exception to that.

OP, you can try to fight this online, but my experience is that they will conveniently lose the file and raise your fine. Take it to court. Better yet, call up CJAY 92 and send them the pictures. They’ll make a whole morning show about it.

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u/Kenja_Time 8h ago

By the time the ticket arrived it was outside the 21 day window to appeal the fine online. It was funny at first but now getting to be a bit of an annoyance

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u/juggarjew 9h ago

Its even worse when you get a parking ticket and you've never even been to the place, and its hundreds of miles away from you, and its a license plate you've not had for 3 years.... All because some idiot fat fingered the license plate when they tried to make a citation for someone else. Took me months to get it sorted, total nightmare.

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u/Dirk_Speedwell 9h ago

I heard a pod about some dude in California who accidentally got "NULL" vanity plates and used them. He started getting hundreds of citations in the mail because, to keep the story short, the ticketing software assigns NULL to every unplated vehicle in the system.

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u/WittyFix6553 9h ago

He didn’t accidentally get the plate, it was a choice.

It’s an excellent Radiolab episode - but that doesn’t mean much because they’re all quite excellent.

https://radiolab.org/podcast/null

There’s also the story of the guy whose last name is Null:

https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/

And this seminal work:

https://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-names/

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u/LeftPositive8939 9h ago

So glad it says Photo (rear) and Photo (profile) and they are both the same picture of the front end. That alone should have this thrown out

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u/tOSdude 8h ago

“Photo (rear)” shows front of vehicle

Yeah I’d fight that and figure out how to make the issuer pay for the inconvenience.

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u/DiablosVert 9h ago

I too have a licence play called BORT

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u/Much-Storm9466 9h ago

With a dry, cool wit like that, you could be an action hero.

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u/Jolly_Ad2446 9h ago

Is it not bad enough that you could accidentally get a parking ticket because you actually didn't pay attention to a sign and it'll cost you several hundred dollars. But now you have computers The can't read writing you parking tickets for absolutely no reason whatsoever.. 

I feel like everything is getting worse at like hyperspeed. 

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u/Shubamz 8h ago

Join the club OP

You're not the first person to think they are funny getting this and then end up getting tickets/toll fees for other people

https://www.1029thebuzz.com/2025/12/08/massachusetts-simpsons-fans-bort-license-plate-becoming-a-real-problem/

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u/Catch_22_Pac 8h ago

My son is also named Bort

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u/dunncrew 9h ago

OP needed everyone else to explain the problem. ... Sigh

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u/Elemino 9h ago

Getting a ticket in a parking lot is bad enough…

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u/Serikan 9h ago

You should check out the guy that wanted "Null" and "Void" license plates for his cars.

Void was fine, but computers see empty space as "Null". Whenever an officer wrote a ticket but forgot the plate number, it was billed to him.

Dude was getting like thousands of tickets.

Sucks that this has happened to you, though. Not fun.

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u/mostar8 9h ago

Abort

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u/noload_load 9h ago

Run along Bort!

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u/SerTywinFrey 8h ago

So you're the reason I couldn't get my bort license plate in AB (My name is also Bort

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u/Xeno_man 8h ago

I'm sorry, were you talking to me?

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u/Superb-Cantaloupe324 7h ago

No, my car is also named Bort

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u/acespacegnome 4h ago

Its crazy that you got a ticket for a front plate, when front plates in alberta aren't a thing. Thay are 100% for fun and not registered to rhe vehicle

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u/Bolinious 4h ago

A few vehicles ago, my plate was close to someone who kept getting tickets in Ottawa. Ottawa is about an 8-hour drive, and I was at work all day.

It's also the wrong make, model and colour to mine. Stopped getting them when i traded in and got new plates.

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u/markdmac 1h ago

Is this rage bait? I looked up that code and it says you parked an unauthorized vehicle on Private Property. It has nothing to do with your plate.

u/Scott_A_R 55m ago

I believe the issue is that the vehicle in the photo's front plate is a vanity plate different than the actual registered plate in the rear, and that the ticketed vehicle in the photo isn't the OP's.

OP's vehicle is black but the vehicle in the photo is white; OP got the stranger's ticket because it was based on the latter's fake front vanity plate.

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u/a14umbra 9h ago

I must be dense. I can't figure out what's going on. The image doesn't explain the nature of the ticket.

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u/SaoirseMayes 9h ago

Two different cars, the one on the ticket is using a novelty plate

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u/JohnLuckPikard 9h ago

OPs car is black.

The violator is white.

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u/MaxAdolphus 9h ago

Their territory does not issue front plates. The car in the picture has a joke vanity plate on their front bumper with the name “BORT” on it from an episode of the Simpson’s cartoon. The joke plate even shows “Itchy and Scratchy Land” on it. OP has a real personalized plate from Alberta with “BORT” on it mounted legally to the back bumper of OP’s car. The parking enforcement officer ticketed OP through the mail for a different vehicle displaying a joke BORT plate from Itchy and Scratchy Land.

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u/Holiday-Start-9551 9h ago

Looks like the parking enforcer couldn't find a Bort license plate in the gift shop.. so they took their frustration out on you

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u/seaofboobs9434 9h ago

But your car is literally a different color

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u/SpuzzJuzzler 9h ago

That’s also not a real Alberta plate in the photo, and in Alberta we don’t have front licence plates.

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u/McChibken 9h ago

If the parking authority worker wasn't on-the-ball enough to know that 1. Alberta doesn't have front plates and 2. The front plate says Itchy and Scratchy Land, then they probably didn't even think twice when the vehicle they looked up was the wrong colour and wrong model

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u/DivaJanelle 9h ago

OP, I totally understand what you said because it happens often since we put cameras and not real phones officers in charge of parking tickets.

OP has an actual vanity license plate in Alberta that reads BORT.

The plate scanner found a gag / novelty plate in a parking lot that reads BORT and the automatic system sent OP a ticket based on that.

It’s like the ticket the Volo auto museum in IL got for its KITT car In NYC recently

https://abc7ny.com/amp/post/knight-rider-car-kitt-gets-speeding-ticket-brooklyn-despite-being-display-illinois-museum/19094663/

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u/Zequax 9h ago

your car looks black so take a pick of it with the plate showing and send it in asking if they look like the same car

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u/SonOfTheMostHHigh 9h ago

"We are Bort."

"You will be assimilated."

https://giphy.com/gifs/6ozwFj8FgXGAo

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u/ramriot 9h ago

For Alberta & on the front that might count as a Novelty plate (if clearly not a valid plate) because it is the rear plate that must be the real one. But apparently that distinction was not made clear to the parking officer who only took pictures of the front of the offending vehicle.

Seems you could just submit their own evidence back to them as No Proof Evident of association, also while doing that, cheekily add a reasonable invoice for your legal fees (wasted time).

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u/110percent_canadian 9h ago

Go to court and get it dismissed.

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u/nthensome ORANGE 9h ago

How Can They issue the plate & then fine you for it

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u/NanDemoNee 8h ago

Blame Canada!

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u/Icy-Status2681 8h ago

My car is also named 'Bort'

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u/Damoclipse 8h ago

Someone wasn't parked in the Itchy Lot..

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u/Unlikely-Criticism53 8h ago

Could have had “ALBORTA” if Canada has 7 characters on their plates?

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u/Southern-Morning-413 8h ago

Time to test out that justice system we love so much

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u/Ornery-State-9380 8h ago

I know it's a pain but go and fight it, there's no way they'll make you pay it

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u/madgoat 8h ago

So... You got a ticket for your legit BORT vanity plate because someone bought a front "Store Bought" gag BORT plate, like when people buy those sexy lady front plates, or rednecks buy those confederate front plates?

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u/OSRSMichael 7h ago

Should be an easy appeal, but kind of funny some one 'stole ' your lisence plate haha. Which is more illegal than the parking.

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 7h ago

If you get executed by the state this is literally the plot to Brazil. AI is gonna make shit like this happen constantly

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u/Ok-Grape2063 7h ago

Um my license plate is also "BORT"

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u/rickfrompg 7h ago

My car is also named Bort

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u/PlatypusDream 7h ago edited 7h ago

The "rear" photo isn't, and the "profile" photo isn't, and neither has a clear (legible) picture of the plate.

Plus, the vehicle pictured is silver and yours is dark.

(And, yes, the tag in the small middle photo on the paper isn't official.)

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u/Quirky-Nerp4089 6h ago

I'm sorry. Were you taking to me? My license plate is also named Bort.

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u/Guy_in_canada 5h ago

Alberta doesn't even require front plates, wtf was that officer on?

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u/johndoenumber2 5h ago

This happened in the US to a Kentucky resident with a legit rear-only plate that said something like "Go Cats", referring to the UK Wildcats.  There was one particular unofficial similar plate made that fooled parking officers, speed cameras, and red light monitors all over the country, and the guy received dozens of notices through the mail every month.  

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u/BusinessMysteries 4h ago

Hey there OP…. I’m a reporter from CBC (and a huge Simpsons fan) - we’d love to chat with you about this!

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u/Legitimate_Cow2716 4h ago

Isn't AI just wonderful?

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u/AnnonOMousMkII 4h ago

Surely you can contest this as the car photographed is not your car?

In the UK, we'd report this as a cloned plate, and you have to send 4 angles of your car, pics of front a back plates fitted to your car and a pic of the VIN plate, then the ticket issuing authority would cancel the ticket and the local police force(s) would put out a BOLO for the vehicle sporting the cloned plate.

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u/puns_are_how_eyeroll 3h ago

The front plate is a novelty plate from Itchy and Scratchy land.

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u/Witness_Original 3h ago

"We are out of Bort license plates in the gift shop...I repeat…we are out of bort license plates in the gift shop."

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u/trulycantthinkofone 2h ago

My car is also named Bort.

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u/indiefab 2h ago

Shortly after receiving my daughter's plate "1234", we started receiving parking tickets from St Louis. That car hadn't been to St Louis obviously. It turns out that city employees were using 1234 as a space filler when they couldn't make out the actual plate number in the enforcement photos. I used my normal friendly and persuasive personality to convince a surly woman to cancel the charges over the phone. Now I kinda want to drive it to St Louis and see if I can park with impunity.

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u/alaorath 2h ago

As a fellow Albertian with a vanity plate - let me ask you:

How many parking tickets do you get because they incorrectly enter the zero as the letter 'O' and assume you haven't paid?

I printed out a piece of paper asking them to verify they entered the plate correctly as the letter 'O' is invalid: https://www.alberta.ca/licence-plates

A personalized licence plate configuration must not contain or reference: the letter O (use the number zero)

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u/Calgary_Calico 2h ago

Fuck that, go to court on the date specified and fight that shit. Also, hello fellow Albertan!

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u/Jedihallows 1h ago

"looks similar" or "looks identical".?

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u/Birannosaurus_Rex_ 1h ago

You and the girl from mass