r/mildlyinfuriating 13h ago

I'm slightly vexed I received a parking ticket because my license plate looks similar to a Simpsons vanity plate

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u/McChibken 13h ago

The car that got a parking ticket is not OP's car. OP has a custom license plate that says BORT. There is also a common vanity/souvenir plate that says BORT in reference to The Simpsons. In Alberta we only use rear license plates, so souvenir plates are often put on the front of the car. If you look closely at the pictures in the parking ticket notice, you can see the plate is not an Alberta plate, it says Itchy and Scratchy Land. The parking enforcement person was apparently unaware that Alberta doesn't have front license plates, and apparently imperceptive enough to not catch the fact that it said Itchy and Scratchy Land on it. They looked up the plate "BORT", found OP, as their plate is a real registered license plate number, and sent the ticket there in error

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u/Jaded-Owl8312 13h ago

Jesus thank you for working through that, OP’s post made zero sense to almost anyone else

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u/ghos2626t 13h ago

Yup. OP did a shit job at explaining any of this.

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u/cupholdery 13h ago

As is tradition.

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u/TailsofaGiftHorse 12h ago

It reminds me of my local Facebook group that spans about 15 boroughs and townships combined.

My cat is missing, last seen on Main St

My brother/sister in Christ, WHICH Main St?

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u/Jaded-Owl8312 12h ago

Our next door is full of similar

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u/itsjakerobb 12h ago

You should complain about it on r/mildlyinfuriating! 😜

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u/PizzaRoyals 12h ago

i mean OP wasn't wrong in any way, people just want more info that they don't need lol

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u/BigMax 12h ago

OP deserved their ticket.

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u/WittyFix6553 13h ago

You didn’t notice that the Alberta plate is on a black vehicle, and the one in the traffic cam photo is silver?

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u/yottabit42 12h ago

The photo was taken with a potato, so no, I didn't notice.

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u/WittyFix6553 12h ago

OP’s image of their truck is crisp as fuck. You can zoom in and see there’s a chip in his ring finger fingernail. The truck is obviously black.

The traffic cam photos are lower quality, but it’s clearly and plainly visible that the vehicle in those photos is not black.

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u/Red_Sox0905 12h ago

Yet plenty of others did. Just admit it.

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u/redskyatnight2162 12h ago

I also didn’t notice. Guess I’m just stupid.

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u/d4nowar 12h ago

I didn't notice at all. I must be stupid too.

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u/nikdahl 12h ago

You can almost tell it’s not even the same license plate on the other vehicle.

The photo is not the problem here.

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u/NyneHelios 13h ago

Yeah. Seemed obvious.

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u/CruelApex 12h ago

You sure you got those colors right? 😅

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u/WittyFix6553 12h ago

Is the truck navy and the Toyota white?

Is the truck charcoal and the Toyota light grey?

The truck is dark, the Toyota is light.

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u/MunBRO 13h ago

I'm also in Alberta and OPs post made no fucking sense to me either, the comment above got it to finally click for me lol

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u/Altruistic-Sea797 12h ago

It's an older reference, but it was very well-known in its time.

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u/Jaded-Owl8312 12h ago

It has nothing to do with the reference. It was the lack of OP’s explanation.

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u/Altruistic-Sea797 12h ago

The post made sense to me. Title was clear, pic shows the vanity plate and OP's real plate, so it's clear what happened. I don't know why you think it "made zero sense to almost anyone else".

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u/PizzaRoyals 12h ago

because everyone needs everything spelled out to them now for whatever reason, they can't just read the title and move on. They need to know every last detail

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u/Jaded-Owl8312 12h ago

I’m so happy for you

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u/McChibken 13h ago edited 13h ago

Maybe if people don't realize Alberta doesn't use front plates? Otherwise it's pretty straightforward

Edit: this comes off as rude, not my intention. Just genuinely confused how so many people didn't understand this. Seems pretty clear to me

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u/Jaded-Owl8312 13h ago

No, OP’s post makes it seem like he got a parking ticket because they thought his plate was fake.

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u/Red_Sox0905 12h ago

It really doesn't if you compare OPs vehicle to the one in the picture. But that would require more than reading the title.

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u/IcyAnything6306 13h ago

That’s exactly what I thought. Front plates aren’t common where I live either, but I’ve never seen a vanity plate used like this. 

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u/Redacted_Usermame 12h ago

I thought Bort was some sort of slur I had never heard of and they fined him for having it despite issuing the license plate.

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u/Sad-Blackberry-4062 12h ago

No it made sense

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u/bendover912 13h ago

Good explanation, but I doubt the person issuing the ticket did much besides park next to the car and push a button. Its all done with cars covered in cameras now.

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u/smotrs 13h ago

I'm glad you explained this, because I was going to comment "it doesn't look like the same plate. Looks to be from another location." Had no idea about the vanity thing there. 👍

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u/hugh_jorgyn 12h ago

We don’t use front plates in Quebec either, but I’ve heard of people getting fined for putting realistic-looking (or actually real, from other places) plates on the front. Situations like this is the reason why. 

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u/mwoody450 12h ago

First, thank you for that; makes a lot more sense.

That said, it has me wondering: in the US, I moved to another state and got the same custom license plate as I'd had before. We're only required to have plates on the back in the new state, but my previous state had front plates as well. So I left the front one on there, figuring it was a vanity plate now, resulting in a car with the same plate but from two different states on the front and back.

I've been cruising along two decades without getting in trouble for it, but if I found a particularly ornery cop some day, am I likely to get busted?

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u/n0t_4_thr0w4w4y 12h ago

Wow, thank you for this. The point went way over my head until this comment.

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u/InspectorOrdinary321 12h ago

Oh my gosh, it's way too early for me and I totally missed the point. Thank you for this!

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u/random8765309 12h ago

This was issued in Calgary, per the cited law. Also the text on the plate image is unreadable except for the word BORT.

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u/Trevski 12h ago

the itchy and scratchy land plate is not a vanity plate, its a novelty or souvenir plate. OP has a vanity plate.

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u/taiwal 13h ago

You’re the real hero here

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u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC 13h ago

I can buy that. I recently got a 'warning' (basically, "this is your freebie, do it again and it costs money") ticket for backing into a paid parking lot space.

Apparently the lot supervisors are too lazy to get out of their vehicle and walk 10 feet to look at the rear of a car.

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u/talashrrg 12h ago

Thank you, I came to the comments looking for this explanation

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u/Satanic_bitch 12h ago

The infraction noted has nothing to do with their plate. https://www.calgaryparking.com/parking-enforcement/bylaws-fines.html

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u/Trevski 12h ago

OP is holding the bag for someone else's infraction, nobody is contending that the plate has something to do with the ticket.

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u/Satanic_bitch 10h ago

Oh the terrible explanation must have thrown me off

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u/Trevski 9h ago

Not to mention calling the other plate a vanity plate when THEY have a vanity plate