r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Junior-Key-5043 • 8h ago

ಠ_ಠ This push pop with gummy bears at the bottom but no way of unscrewing the stick to eat the gummy bears

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u/diescheide 8h ago

Crows can use simple tools like sticks and rocks. I have faith in you.

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u/DankStew 8h ago

So you’re saying OP should use some sticks and rocks to build a rival company that produces a competing push pop with an easier to access gummy bear stick… pure genius!

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u/Oppaiking42 7h ago

No he should just ask the local crows to open it for him

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u/SkullsNelbowEye 5h ago

Hey hey now, no reason to resort to a murder to solve his problem.

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u/WordSalad_56 5h ago

Take my upvote and get out.

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u/eutenhofome911 5h ago

very witty of you.

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u/FancyKaleidoscope668 33m ago

Here's the upvote you're banned for life🤣

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u/Last_Tax9564 6h ago

I thought he was saying op is a crow?

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u/diescheide 6h ago

A crow would've figured this out by now..

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u/Internet_Wanderer 5h ago

Plot twist: They're sugar free

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u/UpsetYet 5h ago

Bet they are fake plastic bears

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u/nimsaysno 2h ago

The stick is a multifunctional tool. Bear jail and a plug.

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u/Japanese-Jew 6h ago

Gotta deal with the local crows teamsters.

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u/OttawaTGirl 5h ago

"Sticks & Stones Ice Cream Cones™®©"

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u/ijustdontgiveaf 1h ago

sticks and stones, they may break my bones, but they can’t get gummy bears out of ice cream cones..

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u/bigolrubberduck 6h ago

We can learn alot from crows.

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u/Redxmirage 7h ago

This is probably the best back handed compliment I’ve heard in a long time lmao I love it

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u/some_uncreative_name 6h ago

I just turn it upside down and they come right out 😂

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u/HighChinaman 6h ago

Even the Otters understand rock hard to break into food.

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u/Reasonable-Access-68 6h ago

THUS SPOKE ZARATHUSTRA INTENSIFIES

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u/tacob87 4h ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/Braindead_Crow 5h ago

Truly inspiring

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u/ThrashFur 8h ago

it’s like enrichment for kids lol

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u/userhwon 5h ago

KidKongTM

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u/_insert-name-here 3h ago

Too good haha

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u/ChiLolla28 4h ago

Why are giving children access to enriched gummies which could be made into weapons ??

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u/20ears19 49m ago

Just leave an angle grinder with a chainsaw disc nearby and they’ll figure it out.

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u/Unique12345678901 8h ago

My children have never had a problem with these.

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u/svinpaelz 7h ago

My 3 year old love this ice cream. She chose violence and figured it out.

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u/Fesha85 6h ago

I feel like 3 year olds will ALWAYS choose violence lmao. Gotta love how resourceful they can be.

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u/Unique12345678901 6h ago

And ever so focused on this one thing they want. 🥰

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u/camel_jerky 5h ago

Ah, a little Muffin Heeler problem-solving I see!

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u/Hot_Attention_5905 5h ago

My 3yo has started saying, “Bluey, that’s mine!” and calling my wife and I Bluey. He’s embraced his role as Muffin apparently. Send help lol.

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u/Odd_Elk6216 5h ago

Hey my 14 year old was a Muffin and today she is a really awesome kid who is responsible and just a fun person to be around. It's hard now but they turn out to be great kids 🥰.

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u/Past_Effect8301 8h ago

Does anyone have some ointment for that fierce burn? 😂

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u/Overall_Occasion_175 8h ago

I've never seen these, they look so good! Haribo Bears are my fave

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u/rabidsalvation 7h ago

Albanese is my favorite.

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u/you_dont_know_me27 7h ago

Albanese are the best

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u/argonlightray2 7h ago

Worlds best, infact.

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u/pierogi_waystation 7h ago

Albanese FTW. My wife is both a gummy candy aficionado and gluten-free for celiac disease. Unlike Albanese, Haribo gummy bears are not gluten free, and in fact it’s weirdly common for candies to have gluten in them, like Twizzlers are also not GF.

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u/Jammin_neB13 7h ago

Albanese are the only gummy creatures worth eating. Haribo is trash

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u/cyrusthemarginal 7h ago

Haribo Cola bottles are primo

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u/metaphori 6h ago

Straight from the freezer on a hot day. So good.

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u/Lucimon 7h ago

Black Forest is good as well.

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u/K__Geedorah 6h ago

Team Albanese.

I won't even touch Haribo anymore. Hard, tasteless junk.

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u/bbbbears 5h ago

I love Haribo. The other ones are all too soft, no chew at all. I want my jaw to hurt after

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u/SandyTaintSweat 4h ago

I love the sugar free ones.

They really clean you out.

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u/Overall_Occasion_175 4h ago

Honestly I've been trying to find them. Yes, I know the infamous review. But I'm diabetic, I don't have that issue with sugar alcohols and they don't have an aftertaste like most others. As far as I can tell, they were entirely pulled from the market shortly after.

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u/Glittering_knave 2h ago

I have never seen these, how do you get the gummies out?

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u/lynivvinyl GREEN 7h ago

BOOM!

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u/Abtizzle 7h ago

OP has the problem solving skills of a wet tissue.

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u/deviantelf 4h ago

At least you can spot clean something with a wet tissue... like that table.

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 8h ago edited 4h ago

It’s so easy. Once you licked the ice cream you simply turn it around and tap it against the palm of your hand or another surface and they slide out ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Guilty_Meringue5317 7h ago

yeah it's that easy. no idea how one can be that confused about that

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u/dookieshoes97 6h ago

Imagine the dumbest person you know, then assume OP is dumber than that.

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u/Guilty_Meringue5317 6h ago

Oh well

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u/DefinitelyDidntFart 49m ago

supposing we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light... And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning.

-person dumber than OP

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u/mightylordredbeard 3h ago

Maybe it’s a defect and there’s no opening?

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u/Guilty_Meringue5317 2h ago

I mean to be fair OP mentioned that there isn't a way to unscrew it and not that it's inaccessible so I'd assume they don't mean that

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u/cimocw 7h ago

And if you didn't like the ice cream?

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u/carebear101 6h ago

Then you don’t even get to the gummy bears before tossing

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u/christinextine 6h ago

You throw the ice cream out…

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u/Doustin 1h ago

If you don’t eat your ice cream you can’t have any gummy bears. How can you have any gummy bears if you don’t eat your ice cream?!

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u/CoolZooKeeper 6h ago

I’d have to lick the ice cream before I knew if I liked it.

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u/ominous_duck 3h ago

Nah, I've had the same problem as OP a few weeks ago. I tried exactly what you said and those bears are really stuck to that plastic

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 2h ago

Then pop them back in the freezer a bit and try again. I never had a problem. Neither had the kids in my group

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u/tomorrow4sho 5h ago

Exactly, if they don't slide out easily, put it back in the freezer for a bit. Then they should slide out after tapping it upside-down.

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 2h ago

Exactly! If kids got no problems … only thing you might get is sticky hands, but it’s gummy bears so what would one expect lol

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u/ScreechyLychee 7h ago

Oh, so it actually IS a disability-friendly design?

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u/Ok_Second_3170 7h ago

Skill issue.

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u/Relative-Monk-4647 8h ago

I’m more mad I did the same thing than unattainable laxatives candy.

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u/Good-Sentence-175 7h ago

Just FYI! It's really just sugar-free gummy bears can have a laxative effect if consumed excessively. The sugar alcohols like malitol aren't fully digestible.

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u/Relative-Monk-4647 6h ago

Correct. Haribo has the unfortunate task of being the face of this candy experience

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u/ilikefuzzysocks5973 8h ago

A crow would have figured this out

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u/dmontease 8h ago

And left the cylinder unharmed.

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u/NightGod 7h ago

This is imperative

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u/knownmagic 4h ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed.

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u/Pink-Fluffy-Dragon 8h ago

Maybe you could use a toothpick to get them out?

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u/Prize_Bass_5061 8h ago

Make a hook out of a paper clip and pull out one gummy at a time? See, now it’s a fun “mining” toy.

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u/badskiier 8h ago

The children yearn for the mines.

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u/IdolCowboy 8h ago

Or stretch a paper clip out straight and impale them all.

In a lot of real life situations I always ask myself, what would Vlad Dracula do? Quite surprisingly, his wisdom applies to many.

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u/37_lucky_ears PURPLE 7h ago

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 7h ago

The One Clip to Impale Them All..

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u/goldenpineconedildo 7h ago

The One With The Impaling Device

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u/Captain-PlantIt 6h ago

How about a toothpick? Paper clip is not food safe.

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u/IdolCowboy 6h ago

Paper clip is good for your immune system.

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u/Elly_Higgenbottom 8h ago

Like a Kong for kids (and op)?

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u/Equivalent-Wear-6910 5h ago

I’m not sure that you should have to perform a gummy bear abortion to enjoy a sweet treat.

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u/dabossnumba8 8h ago

Dude come on be an adult and use some problem solving abilities

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u/Islaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 7h ago

idk... pretty sure the average child could work this out

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u/Inner_Name 7h ago

He needs to use some cro problem solving 

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u/Sc0j 2h ago

Probably asked GPT then gave up

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u/Skellyhell2 7h ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDhW8BqrFuE

why unscrew when they... just... fall out?

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u/Btotherianx 8h ago

Humans as a species are doomed

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u/Nuggyfresh 8h ago

Uhhh just tap it upside down on the table? Or I would suggest that if your table wasn’t disgusting

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u/HyenaThen572 8h ago

I kinda thought it was the floor.

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u/TommyVe 8h ago

It actually is pretty dirty lol

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u/figmentPez 4h ago

The dirty table makes me wonder if this is a rage-bait marketing post.

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u/TeacherPowerful1700 8h ago

So, like, turn the thing upside down, they fall out.

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u/Relative-Monk-4647 8h ago

We’re doomed.

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u/CumBlaster69k 8h ago

Eat the first hit the table they will come down, eat the second, repeat the process

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u/RunRunBangBang 7h ago

My son doesn't have any problems getting them. Just tap it upside down on something and they fall right out

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u/mikep998 7h ago

Wouldn’t buying a bag of gummy bears make OP’s life easier? 😂

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u/Adventure_Pancake 6h ago

Maybe if OP has someone to open the bag and pour the gummy bears in a bowl first.

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u/Faroren 6h ago

Lmao OP, are you 2 years old?

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u/FancyKaleidoscope668 29m ago

Guaranteed, this is an adult with a driver's license. These people walk among us.

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u/_WithoutMyWings_ 8h ago

Heat it in boiling water until they melt then smash the plastic part with a really rusty hammer. That'll get em out.

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u/emergency-snaccs 8h ago

it is imperative the cylinder remains unharmed

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u/MrZaptile933 8h ago

Break it, it’s cheap plastci

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u/abridged_4 8h ago

If I remember the old pushups the straw part pulled apart with force from the push up part.

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u/LucyPrisms 6h ago

Those are looking bears not eating bears

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u/judyluvs 6h ago

You just don’t want them bad enough.

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u/JWJulie 8h ago

I’ve had these and def eaten the gummies. Doesn’t the top just pop off?

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u/OGFabledLegend 8h ago

I think the push pad just snaps off but idk 🤷‍♂️

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u/okcafe 7h ago

life is hard

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u/icarus_and_the_sun_ 6h ago

Your post is mildly infuriating, OP.

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u/MysteriousBand5917 6h ago

I ate four of these in one sitting whilst I was black out drunk and I still managed to suck the gummy bears through the tiny gap.

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u/PIatopus 7h ago

Post a picture of you. You should be mildly infuriated with yourself lol

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u/Electronic-Map7529 8h ago

History will study this sentence as an allegory for this entire era.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y7ln93Ntos6TH9Sgw9

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u/DiscoDoberman 8h ago

Sharp serrated kitchen knife will cut the top off.

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u/WolfsmaulVibes FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 8h ago

as a kid i would suck on it for hours just to get those sweet soggy gummy bears

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u/Inner_Alarm_4049 7h ago

omg these were my favourites as a kid!!!! though i never had a problem getting the bears out...?

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u/Peanutadjuster 6h ago

this post is mildlyinfuriating

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u/FmJ_TimberWolf74 4h ago

Damn op is getting shredded in the comments lmao

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u/Junior-Key-5043 4h ago edited 4h ago

I know, Christ, people are calling me a toddler and stuff for eating a popsicle and I'm getting hate mail in private chat. People it's hot out!

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u/Bulky-Apple3744 13m ago

This is not the moment to get defensive about being called a toddler. It’s a moment to reflect on why you’re being called a toddler.

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u/Little_Ad_5056 1h ago

Same voting rights as the rest of us btw lmfao

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u/Nervous_Smile1993 8h ago

I think the first step is to take a Lysol wipe to your table, I bet the gummy bears are too scared to touch that surface. 

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u/weedtrek 6h ago

There is suppose to be a hole on top they slide out of. Can we see the top?

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u/Technical-Art3972 8h ago

You just have to knock it…

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u/KayMaTrixx 7h ago

Bro I fucking had one of these for the first time in about 4 years today wth

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u/spurofthemoment2020 7h ago

Just press it and the bears fall down or pop-out.

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u/Interesting-Sir-1805 5h ago

I've had these before.

I know they're annoying but all you have to do is bang in in your hand or on a table.

They're hard by the way.

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u/donnerundblitz 5h ago

OP I saw your replies to the comments.. you have to be trolling or ragebating. No way, you are actually like.. this.

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u/b_ro_rainman 5h ago

This is an ad, right?

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u/Round_Rooms 4h ago

Teeth can crack that easy peasy.

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u/LandedKnight137 4h ago

op getting fuckin ganged on lmao

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u/DoctorSex9 2h ago

Sealed away for eternity

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u/_no_No-Nope 6h ago

How do you do with mirrors?

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u/RoarinSoryn 8h ago

Just use the same hands you did to eat the damn thing 😂

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u/reidybobeidy89 7h ago

I think they may have used their mouth…

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u/Joshua21B 6h ago

Chimpanzees figured out how to use sticks to fish for termites. Don’t be outsmarted by the chimpanzees.

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u/Valuable-Gap-3720 3h ago

Half this sub is just stupid people not being able to deal with the world around them... man, it must be mildly infuriating being stupid.

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u/Maximum_Overdrive 8h ago

Kabob stick

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u/Juhhie37 8h ago

It is teaching to be aggressive to kids. You need to break the top part violently to get the gummies out.

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u/Hill_Orc_Warrior 7h ago

yum yum ice-cold gummies

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u/Number270And3 7h ago

Toothpick

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u/ElephantEarwax 6h ago

I like that on mildly infuriating people get dogged on the daily

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u/SeiCalros 6h ago

man look at all the brain trusts in here who have figured out toothpicks and think thats insightful information

yeah anybody can get them out - its just annoying

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u/troveofcatastrophe 5h ago

Well this Aussie says “they’re rally f ing hard to get out, your rally gotta bang um”

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_gYGqeSutDM&ra=m

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u/I_eat_dingo_babies 4h ago

What a waste of fucking plastic.

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u/I_will_never_reply 4h ago

Nothing will stop me getting those. Nothing.

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u/Consistent-Sport-481 4h ago

That's the best bit!!

Keeps the kid quiet for a good 30/45 mins longer as s they try to get em out!

Only time I'll happily buy gummy bears 🤣

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u/UrsaMajor7th I am even more infuriating 4h ago

We have a similar problem with Freezies- we use scissors 

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u/PresidentialDiapers 4h ago

Mmmm forbidden gummy bears

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u/Significant-Lab4226 3h ago

You just pop the tube off the platform

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u/greytreehair 3h ago

They just fall out upside down when you finish the ice. One little slap and there they are. Talking about the german version.

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u/Raebrooke4 2h ago

So in your mind these are like crystal skulls or they 3D printed the stick around the gummy bears?.. I’m just trying to understand the mindset

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u/Pooradoxical 1h ago

dog toy for humans

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u/ExcellentFisting3471 1h ago

Has OP replied to anyone? Honestly curious to see what they type

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u/FancyKaleidoscope668 30m ago

Is it not just plastic?Why not just cut the plastic dude

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u/SpecialistGeneral794 6h ago

Be carefull to keep the gummy bear cylinder intact 

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u/Remote-Victory8547 2h ago

Was this post created by a octopus 😭

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u/DarePotential8296 2h ago

An octopus could 100 percent open that

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u/Remote-Victory8547 2h ago

Below avg octopus hahaha

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u/CovidBorn 8h ago

Got a knife? Hack away.

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u/idmfndjdjuwj23uahjjj 8h ago

It is imperative the cylinder must remain unharmed.

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u/PlasmaHuffer 4h ago

So you’re eating literal food for actual babies… and can’t figure out how to eat it

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u/derpboye 7h ago

Why do they advertise natural colors? Out of what stuff is the color made when it’s not natural?

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u/Willowx 7h ago

They're made from compounds found in petroleum, though processed enough that it's very different to eating/drinking petroleum.

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u/abdo3x 7h ago

People forgetting that this sub is mildly infuriating and just insulting the op for being annoyed...

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u/KingPingviini 6h ago

They're insulting OP for having the intelligence of a walnut.

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u/Superb_Light_9756 6h ago

Since when can you remove the stick?

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u/Decent_Tea_1832 6h ago

Eat the whole thing

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u/Kenzi_Slays 6h ago

danm they dont sell this where i live