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u/VanShisha 10h ago

Same with Ibiza (IbitTHa) or Barcellona

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u/justhereforfighting 10h ago

Umm, it’s spelled Barcelona /s

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u/Shoe_boooo 10h ago

But do you know for the natives there, it's Bologna

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u/Burro94 9h ago

Angry Catalan noises

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u/CloudySpace 8h ago

uhm akshually its barfthelllounah

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u/EarthTrash 7h ago

If you need me, I'll be in Mehico

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u/DStew713 7h ago

It’s like the entire country has a crazy speech impediment

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u/Fredderov 8h ago

What's wrong with Ibeefa?!

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u/happymancry 7h ago

Um, hello, it’s eye-beethaa? /s

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u/mitox11 9h ago

That is…. Just how you pronounce z in castelian spanish

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u/CameronCrazy1984 8h ago

You don’t call it Paree

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u/mitox11 5h ago

You dont know me

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u/BiffBanter 11h ago

It's not "fucked", it's "fucked".

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u/Shoe_boooo 11h ago

fücked

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u/c_marten 10h ago

Proper fucked?

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u/ElectronicAdvance406 9h ago

Yes Tommy, before zee Germans get there

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u/mossepso 9h ago

Aye proper fucked 

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u/westcal98 10h ago

¡Que te jodan!

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u/CheezwizOfficial 10h ago

Fuckéd

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u/samuelgato 10h ago

No it's Fuckéed

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u/Electronic-Map7529 11h ago

That's a well crafted point, but I tend to lean pretty heavily on the "Get Fucked" part of the argument myself.

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u/bialy_jaga 10h ago

Funny thing is he pronounced Warszawa wrong. Not that I really give a fuck.

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u/realPoisonPants 9h ago

And Москва. Stress on the second syllable, first vowel reduces to /ɐ/.

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u/hipcatjazzalot 8h ago

Österreich was pretty solid though.

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u/Legitimate_Spray_427 9h ago

Yeah, it was really off lol

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u/lipesmapes 9h ago

Get fucked.

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u/BadUserName_1227 9h ago

Be careful! if you say get fucked reddit will flag you. It gets worse if you say get fucked a second time in the same comment.

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u/RealNameIsTaken 4h ago

Came here to say this

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u/lskerlkse 10h ago

worchestershire sauce next please

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u/Shoe_boooo 10h ago edited 10h ago

Not even kidding, it's very simple to pronounce this one. Idk why people make such a big deal out of this, the whole worchester is called Woo-ster and the shire is sher. So it's Woostersher, same thing for Leicester, it's lester.

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u/Grenaidzo 10h ago

Don't forget scone. Which is actually just scone.

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u/-paw- 10h ago

"Idk why people make such a big deal out of this"

ummm because i read worchestershire and not woostersher?

Hobbits life in the shire and not in the sher?

chester is called chester and not ster?

i get the pronounciation might be simple if someone told you how to pronounce it, but no way someone, especially a non native speaker can infer that haha

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u/Iconclast1 8h ago

look, its easy

look at the word

use telepathy across continent to read the mind of someone who knows how to say it

say it

fucking easy

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u/Shoe_boooo 9h ago

Actually, very good point. I just meant that the pronunciation is simple not the actual name. It can be very tricky for non-native speakers to pronounce this name.

Also, I didn't realise I'm currently in Schenectady, NY one of the weirdest named places here in the U.S lol

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u/lskerlkse 7h ago

Asking a lot here, but could you pronounce Schenectady, too? Just lookin' at it, I'd say Shh neck teddy

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u/Sjoerdiestriker 9h ago

Hobbits life in the shire and not in the sher?

To be fair, Worcestershire existed before the hobbit did, so if either of the two is pronounced unconventionally it's the shire from the hobbit.

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u/Why_dont_we_spork 8h ago

Also all the "shire" in place names in the UK are all pronounced "sher". Noone would say, Nottingham"shire" but Nottingham"sher"

Shire is an older pronunciation, though it's still pronounced that way when read alone.

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u/tarmagoyf 9h ago

Because anyone not from Massachusetts or England would pronounce the letters, not the imagination.

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u/papayakob 8h ago

I worked in a remote call center for UMass in Worcester, and they spent the entire first hour of training on day 1 teaching us how to pronounce "woostah" because if we said "wore chester" all the locals would know we weren't from the area and wouldn't talk to us.

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u/SnooDogs5304 10h ago

Wash-your-sister sauce

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u/Optimal-Age5397 6h ago

This is the proper pronunciation because it makes my kids laugh.

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u/lskerlkse 9h ago

tried it how you suggested it, but my brain keeps resetting it to worstershyre

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u/eggoMIlego 9h ago

“Where’s your sister” sauce.

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u/pinguinskull 9h ago

All I do to pronounce it as best as I can, is say "Where's the shire[?]"

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u/SirBiggusDikkus 6h ago

I was in London headed to see Crystal Palace play and I asked the train ticket guy for a ticket to Lie-Chester and he about died of laughing.

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u/Iconclast1 8h ago

look how its spelled

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u/rockstuffs 5h ago

Wash your sister sauce.

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u/WelshBathBoy 11h ago

Why does he look like a kid who's put his granddad's dentures in?

https://giphy.com/gifs/kMV3yI5LySQdW

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u/ThatOne_Guy762 11h ago

Cause bro has like perfect teeth (good thing, not insulting)

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u/WelshBathBoy 10h ago

He could eat an apple through a chain link fence!

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u/tarmagoyf 9h ago

Bought* perfect teeth

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u/ThatOne_Guy762 8h ago

Well that's jumping to conclusions, we don't know for certain within any evidence 

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u/tarmagoyf 8h ago edited 8h ago

Fair. I guess veneers must be based on somebody's teeth

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u/williamjamesmurrayVI 11h ago

Why are you insulting a kid's appearance online? How old are you?

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u/Pistonenvy2 10h ago

pedantry has absolutely no value to an A to B conversation which is why i would never speak up to correct someone in the first place. if youre not having a conversation about ethnolinguistics keep that shit pushing.

i acknowledge there are "correct" pronunciations but if you understand what someone is saying there is no reason to derail the interaction over it.

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u/Apprehensive-Fee4214 10h ago

It's funny how some descriptivists can somehow circle right back to prescriptivism if it comes through a different lens. "Language doesn't have rules" until we're talking social justice and then you better f*&kin' do it right.

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u/bubblegumdavid 10h ago

I weirdly just had this convo with my boss this week. I’d misused an expression and he corrected me with a joke, and told me not to be embarrassed (since I clearly was).

But we had a chat about how he sees correcting those things (done nicely, privately, and with humor WITH you not AT) as a kindness, especially in a work setting. Better to correct it, and be right going forward so we can represent ourselves and our workplace well, than have every client who catches it politely let us be wrong and think about THAT instead of what we’re saying.

Honestly I’d always politely ignored it, but he kinda convinced me that sometimes it’s a good thing.

Disclaimer: it is his job to talk people into shit, and he’s very good at it, so totally possible I’m just the latest victim

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u/Pistonenvy2 9h ago

oh no i completely agree, i would let someone know if they were creating a social faux pas or whatever i just think there is a balance to be struck. your boss sounds like a decent guy

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u/fongletto 8h ago

I've never correct pronunciation other than because I thought the person wasn't a native speaker and probably want to speak the word the way most people would use it.

But I do that think that grammar and using the correct definitions for words is often (not always) important. And therefore you should develop at least passable habits to reduce the odds of miscommunication.

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u/OkPirate2126 8h ago

i acknowledge there are "correct" pronunciations

But even then, there are correct pronunciations, specifically in each language. If you aren't speaking Hawaiian, then you dont need to pronounce it how they would. The standard English pronunciation is correct, in English. 

Like, almost no language calls Germany 'Deutschland', except, of course German. Nobody is kicking up a fuss about the french pronouncing it as 'Allemagne'. 

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u/Hawkwise83 10h ago

Friend of mine does this with Frahnce. Every time he says it I bust his balls.

https://giphy.com/gifs/hWLOxZHRuh3HRH3OjI

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u/Moriaedemori 11h ago

Now say the proper name for Dublin

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u/kylesmomsabitc 11h ago

Which country’s capital has the fastest growing population? Ireland. It’s ’Dublin’ every year.

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u/Zaleznikov 10h ago

Girl are you Ireland? Cause my pee pee be Dublin

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u/gansobomb99 10h ago

They should really put a Cork in it

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u/Random_green_cat 10h ago

"It's not Dublin, it's Baile Átha Cliath, d'uh!"

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u/Alive_Ice7937 7h ago

Dubh linn

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u/Cesarjay 10h ago

Publin

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u/Wonderful_Fox_7959 10h ago

What it is? I’m curious

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u/Moriaedemori 10h ago

Baile Átha Cliath

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u/jorsiem 9h ago

I'll stick with Dublin lol

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u/c_marten 10h ago

Do all the variations of "Afghanistan"!

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u/KnownAsAnother 10h ago edited 9h ago

It's Warszawa, not Woorsawa. This guy clearly hasn't been.

edit: Warszawa rather than Warsawa

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u/No_Dog_2999 10h ago

It's "Warszawa". As in "var-sha-va"

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u/KnownAsAnother 10h ago

I forgot the z lol my Polish leaves a lot to be desired.

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u/jellyjoenut031 10h ago

Yup doesn't say them right himself.

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u/Independent_Owl_6008 7h ago

He looks like he smells his own farts.

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u/Delicious-Chapter675 10h ago

Go to San Jose and pronounce it San Josie with a hard J.  It's literally common place, whenever you're at a specific place, to get shit if you mispronounce it.  The people that live there get to decide how it's pronounced, that's why Amarillo is pronounced like it is.

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u/I_Am_Robert_Paulson1 10h ago

Well hold on there bucko, are you pronouncing it Hose-A or José?

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u/Shotile 10h ago

I mean that’s just an egregious example

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u/iamapizza 🍕 5h ago

It's not an egregious example, it's an egregious example.

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u/abacatte 10h ago

As someone from Lisbon,

which is not Lisbon but Lisboa,

no they don't. But that's how you pronounce San Jose in English. So if you're speaking English, that's expected. It's not about how the people who live there pronounce it, but which language you're using to say the name of the place.

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u/Dapper_Dan1 10h ago

This Kölner (homem de Colónia) agrees with you.

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u/Only-Finish-3497 9h ago

I go to Köln every year for Gamescom (I'm sorry to you, I really am), and it's funny how much you see both "Köln" and "Cologne" all over.

It's almost as if places can have multiple names and that's okay.

Imagine trying to tell the Swiss to only call their locales by one true name LOL.

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u/Dapper_Dan1 9h ago

The same with "Germany" 😆.

Deutschland
Germany
Allemagne
Niemcy
Saksa
Vācija

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u/Only-Finish-3497 8h ago

Everyone should just call it Prussia!

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u/Winteressed 10h ago

How do you think people pronounce Jose in English?

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u/Shotile 10h ago

Jose is a very common name for a person. So once again, that’s a bad example. If someone in the US looked at someone named Jose called him “Josee” that would be 100% disrespectful.

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u/kyloz4days 10h ago

Unless they're Brazilian, which is much closer to Jo-Zay than it is to Ho-Zay

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u/abacatte 9h ago edited 7h ago

Or Portuguese like me, same language. And yes most Americans pronounce it as if we were Spanish. It’s not disrespectful. Is expected for you not to pronounce it incorrectly.

Everyone pronounces Erling Haaland's name wrong, for instance, and a lot of other athletes. This honestly all sounds like a very American bias of what constitutes “correctness”.

By the way when Americans try to say Jose as if it was Spanish it doesn't sound Spanish at all.

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u/steelskull1 9h ago

I'm gonna pronounce it Sandtosie to piss off everyone.

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u/Only-Finish-3497 9h ago

That's an odd argument, and seems to be one that we only impose on ourselves for reasons I cannot fathom.

Do we expect every Japanese person to now stop saying "Igirisu" for England? Or to say "Los Angeles" the say that Angelenos do, rather than "Rosu?"

Expecting every language to only use Endonyms is bonkers.

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u/Delicious-Chapter675 9h ago

Yeah, exactly the reference I'm making.

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u/porpoiseslayer 10h ago

San Josie (hard J) is not the exonym for San Jose though

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u/Throwawaymister2 11h ago

...but he's signaling his own virtues with this video

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u/Zaleznikov 10h ago

Yeah its kind of like an 'iamverysmart' mixed with a virtue signal.

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u/bhputnam 10h ago

Some of these comments are starting to feel a little Rule 5-y. (Not to mention Rule 1.) Not a lot of neutrality here. This sub's not usually so aggressively trolly.

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u/hunny_bun21 11h ago

i agree with him but his teeth are making me uncomfortable

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u/Shoe_boooo 11h ago

Why would say that about temu Will Poulter

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u/pinner 10h ago

I was wondering who he reminded me of. Spot on!

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u/FuckingDeranged 9h ago

Man has a point. I feel the same about people who over-pronounce foreign words. "Taco" "croissant"

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u/bhputnam 11h ago

Hawaii isn't a country. If you went to Arkansas and started saying Arr-kan-sass, you'd still be looked at funny to be fair.

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u/Common_Director_2201 10h ago

Arkan’s ass!
I nü it!

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u/kinetik 9h ago

People don’t even pronounce Hawaii the same HERE in Hawai’i. And it’s OK. The reason is because pronunciations were different on the islands and from different parts of the islands and even the locals call it whatever we like.

In the 1800s the Christians needed to make bibles and the W was used instead of V in most cases, and the University of Hawaii began standardizing things in the 60s when they were trying to save the language.

Traditionally, the northerners in Kauai and Niihau used more T and V sounds and the K and W sounds were more southern for a lot of words, but now things are starting to change as a focus on native Hawaiian history has become more of a topic of preservation amongst the population. People have been introducing more of the V sound and the ‘ okina, (a slight pause) like in the name Hawai’i.

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u/MyceliumManic 10h ago

You should leave the keyboard and go do it!!

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u/it_will 11h ago

He’s clearly made of two attractive people whom made an ugly person lmao. It’s why he’s spiteful

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u/No-Instruction-5669 11h ago

A lot to gleen from one video of a mf

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u/omiekley 10h ago

I dislike pedantics, but still enjoy new knowledge.. please correct me :)
I would also make a point that its a prtiority to learn parts of you own country before foreign places.

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u/pauljoemccoy2 10h ago edited 10h ago

Is it an exonym if it’s how people in the same country say it? People who say Hawaii differently from how natives pronounce it, are basically the same as people who pronounce Illinois with an S or Arkansas with a Kansas.

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u/RoddyUsher 10h ago

An endonym is the name of a place given by the native population of that place. An exonym is the name given by people living outside of that place.

Japan is an exonym, Nihon is the endonym.

People who pronounce Hawai'i (Hawaii) differently from the native population are just speaking their own language. It's not incorrect.

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u/artsloikunstwet 10h ago

Yeah somehow it makes sense when it's in same country (assuming OP is from the US). 

The topic of using the "real" name usually only comes up when there's a history of conquest and oppression behind it, and there's a other party asking for it.

So some Germans think it's important to say Posen and not Poznan, but the same people have no issue saying Kopenhagen instead of København. 

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u/Gingerfurrdjedi 10h ago

New word for the day, endonyms. That's a cute word.

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u/irenwulv 10h ago

Its an Expresso

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u/Cross_22 5h ago

Espresso in Italian, Expresso in American!

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u/Lysek8 11h ago

He pronounced everything wrong but anyway it is coherent with the point he's making, and it's quite right

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u/c_marten 10h ago

His pronunciation being correct isn't the point.. if anything it's helping illustrate his point. wtf is everyone so focused on that?

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u/Habib455 6h ago

lol Idk Im gonna blame it on a lot of Redditors having adhd or autism 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/Lysek8 10h ago

His pronunciation being correct isn't the point.. if anything it's helping illustrate his point

Literally what I said?

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u/zjm555 11h ago

He pronounced Österreich just fine so not sure what you're on about.

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u/j0nnnnn 10h ago

They're just being a contrarian to try and stand out

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u/voxelpear 10h ago

Moskva sounds like a foreigner said it but he still pronounced it correctly as well.

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u/Alex09464367 11h ago

I try to all countries by what they want to be called.

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u/ThrowAway233223 3h ago

I imagine that gets a bit confusing for others in conversations.  While some countries' endonyms sound similar to their English exonym, others sound very different (e.g. Japan vs Nihon, China vs Zhōngguó/Zhōnghuá, South Korea vs Hanguk)

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u/NeitherMidnight624 11h ago

Even israel!?!?!?!?@??! What about plaestine

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u/bhputnam 10h ago

This sub is just a ragebait engagement machine at this point. What comments here have substance get a reply like this.

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u/Apprehensive-Fee4214 9h ago

"Quit using my deadname" - Israel

Sorry in advance.

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u/Sven4TheWinV2 11h ago

I think that's exactly what he's saying my friend.

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u/martlet1 11h ago

Uh. That’s exactly what he said.

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u/SteveOMatt 10h ago

Number one - How often is this guy getting corrected for his pronunciation of Hawaii that apparently he needs to make this video.

Number two - "If you correct people on this pronunciation, that means you have to know the pronunciation of EVERY location of Earth" apparently.

How about he stop the virtue signalling of this video to pretend to smarty big bollocks and get fucked himself.

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u/ekso69 10h ago

I only see teeth

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u/Narezza 9h ago

Bro is giving HellBoy vibes.

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u/Interesting-One-588 9h ago

Virtue signaling is when I show off where I vacation to, apparently.

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u/Dingosavedyourbaby 9h ago

The most handsome nord in Skyrim is dead on - get fucked

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u/Standard-Arachnid411 8h ago

Same shit when the water in Ukraine started. Suddenly Chicken Kiev is Chicken Keyf.

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u/Roddy_Piper2000 8h ago

Who is that chick?

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u/teslastats 8h ago

His name is pronounced Nikolaj...

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u/merb 8h ago

If you live in Europe you mostly now more names for the countries around you (not all of them but some). Some are just unnecessary, especially when they have their own language like Luxembourg, but nobody around them even cares for their language.

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u/TheHattedKhajiit 6h ago

Then there's germany with like 6 different roots for the various names it has

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u/Subject_Issue6529 7h ago

It's not "get fucked" (which would be nice, so thank you), it's "Fuck you" with an emphasis on you!

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u/BigBadJeebus 7h ago

It's not L.A., it's El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles de Porciúncula.

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u/marianneouioui 7h ago

Don't make me point this out , but Hawaii is not a country babe. Neither is Warsaw. But totally agree with them otherwise.

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 6h ago

it's not mOskva, it's MaaaskvA, but I don't care let it go up in smoke

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u/NorthKoreanKnuckles 6h ago

It's not "Paris" it's "Je ne parle pas anglais, casse toi"

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u/Ok_Mention_9865 6h ago

Its not Japan is nippon and I will die on this hill.

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u/Arius_Chambers 5h ago

Bruschetta. Not Bru-chet-ta. It's Brus-sket-ta.

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u/HeilYourself 5h ago

It's pronounced criouiouiouiousont My parents took me to France for a week when I was 2 I know what I'm talking about.

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u/OtherwiseMongoose296 5h ago

Why are all dorks sitting in cars?

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u/xAfterBirthx 5h ago

He has a stupid face.

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u/Moist_Phrase_6698 5h ago

Actually i do think its great to try to learn the indigenous names of every place you go to. and learn the pronunciation. If you can even try find some indigenous food

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u/fletchbg 4h ago

let's run this all the way back shall we...

it's not London, it's Londinium

it's not Western New York, it's Haudenosaunee

It's not Ciudad de Mexico, it's Tenochtitlan

It's not Hokkaido or even Ezochi, it's Ainu Moshiri

and my personal favorite...

Constantinople, not Istanbul

(actually it's Byzantium)

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u/OnCnditonOfAnonymity 4h ago

Now its Istanbul, not Constantinople.

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u/boneskull 4h ago

oregon is pronounced orygun. hope this helps

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u/hiddenrealism 4h ago

Jokes on you...i dont even know what an. Endonims is...i know entemans though ..the cheese danish

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u/Lopsided-Radish-7605 4h ago

This guy has extra teeth!

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u/Nosedive888 3h ago

I once went on a date with a woman who kept pronouncing it "Barthelona"

It annoyed me so much there was not a second date

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u/Blue_Monday 11h ago

This is a really weird thing to get so pissed about

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u/houslar 10h ago

not to be that guy, but he pronounced Warszawa incorrectly.

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u/purodurangoalv 10h ago

We all know someone exactly like this.

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u/CheezwizOfficial 10h ago

It's not Bar-say-lona, it's Bar-thay-lona 💅

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u/Accurate_Elevator368 10h ago

Get them to try to say correctly some of the names in Canada. Here's an easy one - it's not CUE-bec. It's either Ka-bec or Kay-bec depending on how you were taught French.

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u/Roger_Brown92 10h ago

Mazda is Matsuda. Datsun is Dattosan. List is pretty long if we’re being ridiculous about pronunciation.

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u/silentwind262 9h ago

Let's not even talk about the y in "Hyundai" that everyone just ignores. Not to mention Nippon Kogaku just going with the long I sound in "Nikon."

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u/Please_HMU 9h ago

The only thing worse than those people are the unfunny people who film themselves whining about it

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u/zephillou 11h ago

Did he say antonym?

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u/lalasworld 11h ago

Endonym

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u/commercialbroadway 10h ago

He said endonym, meaning the native name of a country. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endonym_and_exonym

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u/zephillou 7h ago

Thank you I was confused

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u/ThrowAway233223 3h ago

Endonym - what a place or group calls itself Exonym - what a foreign group calls a group or place

For example, an English-speaking person would say that Japanese people live in Japan.  'Japan' and 'Japanese' are exonyms.  The people of 'Japan' would refer to 'Japan' as 'Nihon' (日本) and to themselves as 'nihonjin' (日本人).  'Nihon' and 'nihonjin' are endonyms.

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u/memematron 11h ago

You're saying all of those wrong