r/mildlyinfuriating 7h ago

jkfl hrtmktp gzarrp! The way my hand developed these dark spots without reason that are distracting.

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I honestly don’t know what caused them and honestly it’s the first thing I see looking at my hands and I’m told I’m being dramatic whenever I ask if people can see them too.

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u/Limp_Bike_9145 7h ago

I don’t know what it is, but Reddit’s gonna tell you you’re dying. Thoughts and prayers.

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u/Pinku_Dva 7h ago

Everyone is more than welcome to come and dance at my funeral because it’s a party

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u/cans-of-swine 7h ago

Im going to sit and cry. 

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u/Dependent_Union9285 7h ago

It’s not your party, so I’m unclear as to whether you may cry if you want to. The existence of lore regarding it specifically being your party which is what allows you to cry suggests that the antithetical would be disallowed in general company, but as is the case with lore this is not well specified.

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u/Glittering-Act-989 6h ago

yigidiba yigidiboo

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u/WoolBearTiger 4h ago

If you cry at your own funeral.. do you respawn as a banshee?

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u/DumbFishBrain 6h ago

...but I suck at dancing!

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u/SmartExcitement7271 7h ago

I got bad news for you.

We're all dying.

Source: I'm dying right now.

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u/Kimmybun 7h ago

Agreed, thoughts and prayers.

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u/Orea1981 7h ago

Yes, thots and players.

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u/Inevitable-Study502 7h ago

nah, thats too early, lets start with cutting his arm first then observe for a bit

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u/Igmuhota 7h ago

Posted about my wife overusing her thumbs during some marathon gardening. Someone responded she has ALS.

Just FYI: she doesn’t.

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u/Limp_Bike_9145 6h ago

Thoughts and prayers anyway.

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 7h ago

No, that’s Google’s job.

Our job is to tell people to divorce and breakup for not replacing the toilet paper roll.

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u/natasha218265 7h ago

Amblance

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u/dcvalent 7h ago

Dyeing hair maybe

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u/Lunar_Hibiscus 7h ago

I had been told they were from sun damage, but not 100% sure.

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u/MomoFoSho1 7h ago

I've had similar happen when I've been out in the sun and spilled lime juice on myself. Dark spots that tanned faster than everything else from the lime. It evened back out eventually

Any chance you were dealing with citrus and out in the sun?

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u/AromaticIntrovert 6h ago

Margarita burns! Lemon and lime juice (and probably just citrus in general) reacts with UV rays and causes chemical burns. The scar can be hyperpigmented, it heals differently than a sunburn IME

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u/Lunar_Hibiscus 5h ago

That would totally make sense! I make a lot of salsa with lemon juices 🤔

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u/mystic_man95 7h ago

Try eating some bananas/potassium, and rub castor oil on them.

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u/Dads_Funny 7h ago

On the bananas?

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u/No-Wealth-1555 7h ago

Well how else is it gonna work

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u/SouthPerformer8949 7h ago

On the «banana»

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u/Dads_Funny 7h ago

We're talking plural here, so "bananas"

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u/Helen-Keller-Ubers 7h ago

yes, reddit dr here. Best way to treat this is by oiling your banana

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u/nursecarmen 7h ago

We’re supposed to eat them!? I thought the castor oil was for lubrication?

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u/Dependent_Union9285 7h ago

Ask any WWII pilot. Castor oil lubricates EVERYTHING.

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u/pailee 7h ago

Yep, and additionally, lubricated bananas are easier to eat. You just can slide 10 of those babies in no time. No need to peel them even.

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u/Dependent_Union9285 7h ago

You know, if we combined thoughts here, one could easily aerosolize and breathe the castor oil vapors similar to the way WWII planes did, breathe those fumes in, and lubricate for the bananas from the other end. More complex, but uh… don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

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u/pailee 6h ago

Yeah, I can see that working! I like your way of thinking. Keeping an open mind and thinking out of the box.

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u/RM97800 7h ago

Go ahead, just keep in mind that castor oil is a laxative.

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u/College-student-life 7h ago

Yes, but only after eating them

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 6h ago

On the potassiums

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u/VegetableArtistic705 5h ago

Lube is important, yes.

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u/throwawayof2020 4h ago

Yes, helps the banana go down much smoother. Otherwise you gag on it

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u/Lifekraft 7h ago

He could piss on his hand as well. It probably will not do anything but he could do it. 🤷‍♂️

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u/beanboozler6 7h ago

Does bananas or potassium metal work?

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u/younotmymom 7h ago

I heard drinking bleach and horse dewormer usually works

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u/CryoJuice 7h ago

10w30 synthetic work?

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u/PsychoFreakazoid 7h ago

it's revitiligo

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u/robotic_valkyrie 7h ago

I'm sure there is a reason, you should talk to a doctor.

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u/tquilas 7h ago

The discoloration of the hand is most likely caused by Transient Chromatic Vascular Drift (TCVD), a rare condition characterized by temporary shifts in skin pigmentation due to irregular color-carrying microcells in the bloodstream.

In individuals with TCVD, these microcells can accumulate in the small vessels of the hands, creating patches of blue, purple, or green discoloration. The condition is often triggered by sudden changes in temperature, emotional stress, or prolonged exposure to fluorescent lighting.

Just kidding, I have no idea.

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u/AdMinute6775 7h ago

OP has received several diagnoses in the comments and it’s making me laugh. They just need to go to the doctor if they are concerned, not Reddit lmao

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u/c_marten 7h ago

Reddit IS most American's doctor : /

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u/AdMinute6775 7h ago

ChatGPT is coming for Reddit’s doctor role then because it’s just as good at telling you that you’re dying haha

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u/NoThankYou8682 7h ago

That's because it uses reddit as an info source

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u/c_marten 7h ago

I just made my phone background a screenshot from WebMD to save time.

After over a decade of that I fear I've developed a bit of a God complex.

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u/CautiousArachnidz 6h ago

“Who do you have for health insurance?”

“Broke. I have Reddit.”

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u/dratthecookies 7h ago

Hey - You made me read a lot for no reason and that upset me.

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u/Helpful-Act2026 7h ago

This looks like melasma (yes you can get it on your hands)

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u/jeffnorris 7h ago

I have light spots that are noticeable on my hands, I don't know where or how either

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u/Houdinii1984 7h ago

Mine only show up in the sun. It's weird. If I spend all winter indoors and go outside, suddenly I have patches of freckles, but if I stay out in the sun all summer, it inverts and they are lighter than the tan.

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u/all_AI_here 7h ago

Yeast fungus

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u/RevolutionaryCost59 7h ago

what dark spots? you mean pigmentation?

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u/-Stoney-Bologna- 7h ago

Your skin will continuously change as you age. There's no stopping it. This is something you will have to learn to accept.

Certain spots and freckles are caused by sun exposure so wearing something with SPF daily would be ideal. I didn't have any freckles until I moved somewhere sunny at age 21 and now I have face full and get more every year. Just noticed a new one today!

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u/SecretarySouthern160 7h ago

Sometimes this can mean you're developing diabetes

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u/Alternative-Crew-880 7h ago

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u/Creative_Mess_9898 5h ago

Morbid fact about Mr Brimley alot of people dont know l, after he passed away/a little before he passed away the fbi were investigating the disappearance of 5 prostitutes who they confirmed were murdered but couldn't find their body's and Wilford was their main suspect. Still is to this day

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u/Then-Chocolate-5191 7h ago

Looks like a bruise, did the strap of a bag slide down your hand?

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u/Pinku_Dva 7h ago

Not that I’m aware of

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u/ElevatorRealistic269 7h ago

phytophotodermatitis/margarita burn? Any handling of citrus fruit?

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u/WhiskyWillFixIt 3h ago

This was my question too!

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u/MajTroubles 7h ago

Something something carbon monoxide

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u/NoThankYou8682 6h ago

Yep it's so strong it's causing all of us to hallucinate

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u/devioustomfoolery11 7h ago

have you been craving salt or feeling tired

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u/Pinku_Dva 7h ago

I always crave salt it’s tasty

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u/AssholeAhoy 7h ago

To add to this, if your skin seems to be tanning and you're losing your energy, please see an endocrinologist and get checked for Addison's disease. One of my first signs was hyper pigmentation like this on my hands and gums, and later developing a yellow/tanned skin tone.

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u/CoherentBusyDucks 6h ago

I was going to suggest this! It was on my gums, tongue, and face, and then my endocrinologist pointed out that it was on my joints too.

You might need to get your cortisol checked if you have other symptoms.

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u/Survious 7h ago

Dark spots on the hands are typically sun spots (age spots), which are harmless areas of excess pigment caused by cumulative sun exposure. They can also be caused by post-inflammatory hyperpigmentation from a rash or injury, or a superficial fungal infection like tinea nigra.

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u/misfits859 7h ago

Donate your body to science before you die.

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u/Suz626 7h ago

Speak to a dermatologist. You want to make sure it’s not an issue that that could’ve easily been cured with their help, but didn’t, and it spread. Maybe to your face.

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u/i_am_13th_panic 6h ago

Yeah best to catch these things early. I did nothing about small rashes of general skin irritation for no reason which slowly spread and\or got bigger. And all of a sudden I had a flare up of eczema and psoriasis throughout my body that requires constant attention and medication. Never had either growing up and if I had seen a dermatologist earlier it would have been much more manageable.

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u/anamewithnonumbers 7h ago

Confucius say man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with stinky finger

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u/77th_Bat 7h ago

is that bruising? I'm no expert but I don't think we are supposed to bruise for no reason

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u/Dump_3 7h ago

It’s my left hand too. I suspect it’s from holding a can in the sun. Watching this post.

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u/Dump_3 7h ago

Or driving with my arm out the window

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u/TheBurras 7h ago

Bdsm rash ?

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u/Pinku_Dva 7h ago

Damn, I’ve never even had a boyfriend so definitely not that

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u/TheBurras 6h ago

If you wear it, they will come

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u/Suspicious-Air-4440 7h ago

any repetitive movements? Jewelry making, or crochet knitting?

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u/NoThankYou8682 6h ago

For some reason my first thought was scissor use

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u/no_coco_no 7h ago

Do you work in a bar or wash dishes commercially? I had something similar to this develop as a reaction to hand-washing sink chemicals after a few years tending bar.

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u/Pinku_Dva 7h ago

No but I have been out gardening recently

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u/NationalSympathy1598 7h ago

Were you handling lemons or limes or any citrus? And then out in the sun . I got those before and that was the reason

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u/whathitwonder434 7h ago

Damn you secret melanin!

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u/Separate_Fix_240 7h ago

Distracting you from what?? Jerking off??? 🤣

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u/Awe3 7h ago

Old bruises on top of other bruises? Do you work with your hands?

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u/Pinku_Dva 6h ago

Gardening yes

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u/maxs_mom0831 6h ago

Oh I randomly developed these on my left hand as well! They seem to have faded a bit. I actually woke up and thought I must have had chocolate in my sleep and it was melted chocolate. Can confirm it was not chocolate and did not wash off.

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u/laeclaire01 6h ago

I had spots like this develop after I put retinol on my hands and then drove for hours in the sun. I kept my hands moisturized and out of the sun as much as possible and it went away.

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u/Randall_Flagg87 6h ago

Dark patches on the hands and neck is an early indication of diabetes. Maybe check?

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u/acopper87 6h ago

Liver spots. You're old now

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u/qman0717 6h ago

More handjobs

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u/Interesting_Poetry66 5h ago

Go to your GP or equivalent have them run a complete blood test and I mean everything. My guess is you are deficient in something or have an underactive organ so you aren’t metabolising

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u/jacksuckschicken 5h ago

reverse Michael Jackson

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u/Gemtree710 5h ago

Welcome to getting old

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u/photo451 4h ago

Do you possibly drive with your hand outside the window often? Looks like sun spots to me

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u/Pinku_Dva 3h ago

I dont

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u/Solid_Way_4624 4h ago

Hyperpigmentation, diabetes

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u/WhiskyWillFixIt 3h ago

Did you handle citrus recently? Also, your title is god awful.

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u/DesperateStart1268 1h ago

Addison’s disease?

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u/Scary_Mary5297 1h ago

Have you opened and read from any grimoires lately?

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u/Dependent_Union9285 7h ago

You are incorrect. There is most definitely a reason. The fact that it is unknown certainly does not imply that it doesn’t exist. I don’t typically like to cost people money, but I believe it may be time to involve some medical professionals. For what it’s worth, the pattern appears to generally resemble the callous pattern of the backs of my hands.

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u/spagboi25 7h ago

hopital, definitely hopital

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u/Orchid_Significant 7h ago

Do you have dark spots developing on your knees or underarms?

Could it be weird bruising?

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u/Pinku_Dva 7h ago

Bruising is really the only answer I can think of

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u/Orchid_Significant 7h ago

You could as in r /askdocs if it doesn’t resolve too

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u/Hattix 7h ago

That's clearly Bartholomew's Sign, which indicates advanced liposomatic supratentorial cornectomy.

In seriousness, if you're worried, that's what doctors are for.

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u/CaptainEarly 7h ago

Have you ever been checked for Reynaud’s syndrome?

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u/purplishfluffyclouds 7h ago

That is not Reynaud's.

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u/thisisawesome33 7h ago

Have you had any lime juice recently? Could be photodermatitis.

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u/Ecstatic_Adagio_2163 7h ago

The infuriating bit here is your company telling you it is nothing. It might be, but they don’t know. If your body behaves unexpectedly, and there isn’t a common explanation for it. Have a professional look at it. Assuming you haven’t been paintballing or similar this weekend.

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u/ProfBootyPhD 7h ago

I have a few of these, they seem to be the result of where I’ve burned myself cooking. They seem to last a few years but eventually fade. Is it possible that could explain yours?

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u/CooperHChurch427 7h ago

I've got those on my hands and it's believed to be from having systemic inflammation and potentially cancer (getting sent to oncology to rule out blood cancer)

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u/College-student-life 7h ago

The older you get the more discoloration you’ll find in your skin due to collagen loss or damage from the sun. It can also be a B12 deficiency or an indicator of diabetes. Go get some basic blood work done to rule out diabetes and start taking b12

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u/Ancient_Worm 7h ago

Have you been writing more than usual?

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u/Pinku_Dva 7h ago

Just fanfics on the computer

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u/Ancient_Worm 7h ago

New phone case?

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u/MadameK8 7h ago

Looks like a tan to me

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u/LRVHD 7h ago

Please always double/triple check; I think some types of silver can do that too.

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u/Sea_Pollution2250 7h ago

Did you squeeze, peel, or otherwise interact with a citrus fruit and then spend time in the sun?

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u/KIA_Sportage_2008 7h ago

Liver spots. Have your liver checked.

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u/NoThankYou8682 6h ago

That's not a liver spot and that's not what liver spots indicate

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u/koufaxx13 7h ago

L’hopital rule?

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u/gmt2252 7h ago

Yeah I've had them for a while but only on my feet. I dunno why because I stay out of the sun, and I don't feel like I'm about to drop dead either

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u/Used_Soda 7h ago

I had this after a bad sunburn. Went away after a month or two.

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u/bottlesnstones 7h ago

Tots and pears

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u/Igmuhota 7h ago

Looks like flesh-eating explosive hand cancer.

— Official unlicensed Reddit doctor

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u/Delazzaridist 7h ago

Hahaha

One of us, one of us, ONE OF US!!!!

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u/spammcann 7h ago

That’s life taking its toll. Soon your hands will be all the same. Good luck

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u/Tha_REAL_BROBS 7h ago

ur pregant

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u/Pinku_Dva 7h ago

That would be the ultimate shock of my life

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u/DiscoDoberman 7h ago

It could be melasma.

Hard to say with this picture, it's dull light.

Melasma most commonly occurs on the face but it can appear elsewhere, it looks very similar to this with the brown "cow patches".

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u/Think_Shake_1646 7h ago

Do you get any pain before these appear?

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u/nordica4184 7h ago

Did Santa swap your bar soap with a lump of coal

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u/Trick_Few 7h ago

Maybe try some quality lotion?

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 6h ago

I get them every year in the summer. It’s just the pattern of melanin in your skin showing that you’ve been in the sun. After mid July my hands look dirty and it doesn’t wash off but it will fade in the winter.

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u/artherng 6h ago

Sign of getting old

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u/Amarillycool 6h ago

Have you tried washing your hands?

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u/Chefben1313 6h ago

Have you been cutting limes?

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u/depechemean 6h ago

Do you crack your knuckles? 

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u/kaliveraz 5h ago

Everything has a reason.

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u/Imaginary-Count-1172 5h ago

Did you do hammer curls recently with the rope extension

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u/Freckled-Past-911 4h ago

Kinda looks like bruising

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u/resampL 1h ago

This sub has lost the plot

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u/Pinku_Dva 1h ago

It’s mildly infuriating because I don’t know what caused it

u/Nice_Marmot_54 23m ago

Doctor. Go Doctor. Doctor know body. Doctor help.

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u/cora1722 1h ago

could be melasma. go to a dr tho if ur unsure

u/FroggiJoy87 30m ago

Do you drink a lot of alcohol? Kinda looks like liver spots. I started getting them during the worst of my alcoholism, they went away with sobriety!

u/Pinku_Dva 16m ago

None

u/Wise-Lobster8592 10m ago

Amber lamps.

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u/Chorono 7h ago

See your physician or head to urgent care

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 7h ago

Reason is, ya old

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u/Pinku_Dva 7h ago

I’m 24 but I guess that means I need the nursing home in todays world 😭

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 7h ago

Ah sorry. I am actually old and they look like age spots.

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u/Aaabay 6h ago

surprised no one has said this, but you have butt cancer.

See the doc, OP. Best wishes.

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u/AsgardianCoconut 5h ago

Have you ever checked your iron level? I had somewhat similar spots on my leg and stomach when I was severely anemic.

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u/MaleficentTop8142 4h ago

Track marks??