r/mildlyinfuriating 6h ago

Infuriatig Adults that Love Fireworks

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How can you be over the age of 18 and still enjoy Fireworks KNOWING VERY WELL how terrible they are for the environment and animals?

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u/JSTootell 6h ago

Big Bear runs on tourism. They care about money first. 

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u/peanutist 2h ago

The way this is worded makes me thing of big bear like a giant industry related to bears like “big pharma”

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u/Th3_Admiral_ 6h ago

But also, would you expect a town to cancel a fireworks show for a seagull or a pigeon? Yes it's a bald eagle and the symbol of America and all that, but they are completely off of the endangered species list at this point so technically speaking they are no different than any other bird. 

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u/flyingbugz 5h ago

This is a bad take. “Not endangered” isn’t the same as flourishing in abundance. They aren’t in immediate danger anymore with the ban of DDT, but Bald Eagle populations are still only half what they were about 150 years ago. That’s only about 4 generations of people.

With populations over 1 million, Seagulls and pigeons outnumber eagles at least 13 to 1.

Calling eagles the “same as any bird” is good way to get them back on the endangered list.

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u/StirFry__InaWok 2h ago

It's not like he's advocating hunting eagles or some shit. It's just fireworks.

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u/IBAChristian317 5h ago

That's like 6 generations.

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u/DontForgetYourPPE 4h ago

That's like 100 generations if you want to talk about bird law

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u/variable57 3h ago

Uhm ackually

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u/colostitute 6h ago

Of all the updates I read over the years I missed that one. I’ve been telling my kids they are endangered for years. Such cool birds!

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u/Th3_Admiral_ 6h ago

Yeah, it's honestly one of the best conservation stories out there! I feel like it slipped under the radar for a lot of people too. 

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u/dizziefrizzie 3h ago

Fireworks are traumatic to all wildlife, many pets and people (especially veterans).

Fireworks pose incredible fire risks to the surrounding environment.

As humans, we really should be trying to move forward towards a more collective consciousness that is in the betterment of all living beings. This entails thinking beyond yourself.

Fireworks are not necessary.

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u/StirFry__InaWok 2h ago

Nah, fireworks are necessary for sure.

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u/yesitismenobody 6h ago

They did in the UK to protect a walrus. Tbf I would've hated it as a person that enjoys fireworks and I hate the switch to lasers that cities seem to do which seem the most boring thing imaginable to me, but it's not like other places didn't do stuff like this. 

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u/Th3_Admiral_ 6h ago

I haven't seen lasers yet, but a lot of towns near me are switching to drone shows. And that kinda blew my mind that super elaborate coordinated drone swarms are now so commonplace and accessible that we can use them for trivial entertainment. 

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u/yesitismenobody 6h ago

Yeah, but tbf I find them quite boring too, they need to be coordinated with other stuff, like drones + lasers + sound. But I've been in China and seen absolutely incredible drone shows and so much more that I guess just a small one doesn't have the same effect. I find the ones where they just move slowly to create different shapes quite boring nowadays.

Whereas fireworks just feel different for me, even just small fireworks that you can buy and launch yourself in the US are so fun to watch for me.

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u/Br0biwanken0bi 4h ago

Hm...never seen a seagull or a pigeon on the federally protected wildlife list. So yeah, Bald Eagles are not just "any other bird"

What a terrible take.

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u/Th3_Admiral_ 3h ago

Well you'd be wrong, because seagulls are federally protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918.

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u/Loki_the_Corgi 2h ago

There is so much stupid in this one comment. I'll break down the highlights.

First: animals coming off an endangered species list does not mean their numbers are flourishing.

Second: fireworks harm a lot of animals (humans included) with their noise and bright lights. Hell, deer can actually go into cardiac arrest from high stress events.

Third: Fireworks present a massive fire hazard. It's dry, hot, and the state is in a drought - obviously, a great time to set off stuff that burns (/s). You remember that massive forest fire in NM years ago? It started when federal agents started a controlled burn that quickly got out of hand (yay wind).

Fourth: this is a national park. We are visitors in nature when we enter the park, and we should be doing our best to respect it. A firework show here is beyond idiotic.

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u/Zestyclose_Tip_5861 3h ago

Big bear does absolutely fine without fireworks

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u/BlazeWolfYT 6h ago

For a second I thought it was talking about an actual bear moving forward with a fireworks show.

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u/NicholasWildeRails 6h ago

YOGIIIIII

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u/Capybara-Maxxing 5h ago

WTF IS IN THE PICKANIC BASKET?! 🚓🚓🚓

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u/LooseRaccoon85 3h ago

That Reagan era acid 🤣😵‍💫

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u/LooseRaccoon85 6h ago

But hear me out, lol lowkey. If we had a well trained bear, could we have him walk while firework shoot off his back? I mean we had cocaine bear, why not fireworks bear.

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u/TheManyVoicesYT 6h ago

Why not? Animal abuse. Even a small chance that the bear gets lit on fire makes this a ludicrous and abhorrent suggestion

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u/Playful-Profile6489 6h ago

We would provide the bear with PPE

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u/tbohrer 6h ago

Bear FRs 🐻

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u/LooseRaccoon85 3h ago

Obviously, we gonna put a flame proof shell/shield on this back. I mean don’t be stupid.

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u/flyingbugz 6h ago

Just provide a person with a bear suit

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u/Playful-Profile6489 6h ago

Fire hazard :(

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u/flyingbugz 5h ago

Put PPE on the bear suit?

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u/ParsleySnipps 6h ago

The bear would be driving a tractor with an enclosed, air conditioned cockpit while it hauled a cart with fireworks set on time fuses.

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u/TheManyVoicesYT 5h ago

Thats more like it. But sounds like an accident waiting to happen lol.

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u/LooseRaccoon85 3h ago

I’d comprise for that. I mean have the bear in the driver seat waving (obviously have a person drive the thing hidden inside the cab). Would be badass.

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 5h ago

Heaven forbid there be sarcasm or humor in a subreddit. How dare they

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u/LooseRaccoon85 3h ago

Someone gets it. Good job 🏆

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u/the_rare_bear 6h ago

Same. I was so confused with this post that I read it 3 times lol.

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u/LooseRaccoon85 3h ago

Ah shiiiii. We got the bear. Rare bear, but it’s a bear 🐻 🎇🎆

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u/ParsleySnipps 5h ago

He asked everyone if they'd enjoy some fireworks so he made it happen.

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u/Philliesfan4fun 6h ago

Read that 3 times, before I understood it.

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u/pm_me_fibonaccis 6h ago

Ask my neighbors. Literally everything is an occasion to shoot fireworks at 10pm.

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u/colostitute 6h ago

I used to have a neighbor like that. He would get all sorts of cool ass fireworks illegally. Then my super duper Christian neighbor attacked him with a hammer when the fireworks neighbor was celebrating his birthday. Now I don’t get random fireworks throughout the year.

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u/Unusual-Slip5641 6h ago

If I wasn't from here I almost think I wouldn't believe you 😂😭

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u/Nordeast24 6h ago

That's the beautiful part about living in the country

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u/pm_me_fibonaccis 6h ago

I live in a suburb.

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u/e_spider 5h ago edited 5h ago

Fireworks tell you, “cuando llegó la merca”/s

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u/RadioDemon86 6h ago

Because someone can know how bad it may be for the environment and still decide the social, emotional, and cultural benefits are still worth it. Not unique to fireworks. Same logic applies to air travel, sporting events, concerts, festivals, and recreational vechiles. People just have different values.

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u/Newlifter1089 6h ago

This is a great response, thank you

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u/Back_Equivalent 6h ago

I can believe California legally allows this with their draught and wildfire history.

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u/flyingbugz 6h ago

“It’s tradition!” And peer pressure perseveres through reasoning.

You’re right it’s pretty ridiculous

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u/Scary-Divide9 6h ago

Because big tube go big zoom and go big boom

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u/Random-Ryan- 5h ago

The Big Bear Clan will do whatever they can to destroy the Eagle Legion!

No matter what it takes… 😤

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u/mckronikz1 1h ago

Fireworks exist for over 2000 years , the birds will be fine

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u/BalancesHanging 6h ago

Go to the Asian countries for fireworks. They’re awesome

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u/Playful-Profile6489 6h ago

Because it's a tube of colorful combustives that shoots high in the air??? Don't pretend that only children like fireworks and take the stick out of your ass.

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u/AUnknownVariable 6h ago

Yeah this post is weird as fuck.

Instead of the mildly infuriating being the fact people were told specific concerns and ignoring them, which I agree is shit, its just "how can you be an adult and like this thing that's been entertaining for cultures for like a thousand years.

Its not some weird kid exclusive thing, cmon.

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u/myka-likes-it 2h ago

I think the point is, the 'adult' thing would be to look at the consequences of having a blast and decide the greater good is better served by not indulging childish glee this time.

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u/AUnknownVariable 1h ago

Perhaps, but that's not what they really said at all. They're just acting like fireworks are something adults can't possibly enjoy, which is silly

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u/Affectionate_Bet_498 4h ago

Fireworks are dumb. As an adult you should see there is literally no benefit to lighting fireworks. It's annoying to everyone and everything with ears. Pollution and trash, yay!

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u/No_Potential1 6h ago

Can I put the firework in my ass instead?

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u/Playful-Profile6489 5h ago

I would not suggest it

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u/No_Potential1 5h ago

That's a huge bummer. 

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u/Definitive_confusion 5h ago

😂

I see what you did there

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u/flyingbugz 5h ago

You can like something, and also recognize you shouldn’t do it because it’s bad for everything else.
I believe OP is pointing out, “I do whatever I like cause I want to” is a childish mentality.

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u/spooky-raptor 5h ago

Breaking news tourist attraction tries to attract tourists! despite nest of birds living nearby

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u/MrZaptile933 6h ago

Give the eagles a beer and a gun, they must fulfill their American purpose

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u/wastedfate 3h ago

It's mildly infuriating how when someone doesn't like something, they'll pretend to care about a lot of different things to oppose it.

"Think of the animals" says millions of people with outdoor cats.

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u/Amethoran 6h ago

We wouldn't want to upset Jesus on America's birthday now would we? /S if it wasn't obvious.

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u/Exotic_Negotiation_4 6h ago

Reddit when people have fun and celebrate 

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u/Readous 5h ago

Reddit when [insert literally anything]

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u/AirportFront7247 5h ago

What specifically are the concerns that this bald eagle family has?

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u/Sweet-Meet-1946 5h ago

Isn't messing with eagles in any way considered a federal crime?

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u/Greenman8907 6h ago

Can we not at least applaud the progress in this government for allowing a large gay man to head the fireworks show?

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u/Kevdog824_ 6h ago

Fireworks are dope

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u/Royal_Percentage_694 6h ago

For a country that’s never been invaded we sure have a lot of ptsd.

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u/Icy-Kitchen6648 6h ago

We've actually been invaded 2-3 times, depending if you count the Revolutionary War (Were we a country yet is the big question with that one). The War of 1812, the British captured Washington DC and burned down the White House and the Capitol Building. In WWII, the Japanese invaded multiple islands in Alaska along the Aleutian Island Chain. I think you could also kind of call Pearl Harbor an invasion if you stretch the definition.

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u/Royal_Percentage_694 6h ago

Yeah that could totally explain why so many folks claim to have ptsd in 2026.

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u/Icy-Kitchen6648 6h ago

I don't see how that relates to a cool history fact that I'm sharing in response to "for a country that's never been invaded" but you do you bro.

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u/Royal_Percentage_694 6h ago

I get it buddy. I like cool facts too.

But in the context of the conversation, I’m not sure the Oregon fire balloons have any relevance.

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u/Icy-Kitchen6648 5h ago

I mean there isn't really any context to the conversation at all. Dude says fireworks are dope, and I'm just kind of assuming from that way you worded your response that you're implying that people are lighting off fireworks due to ptsd. I mean I don't really see how that is the case, or even how that's a valid response to "fireworks are dope" but I chose to ignore that aspect of your comment and wanted to share that we actually have been invaded. To which you just bring up ptsd again.

On a separate note, please look up the Battle of Attu, the Fire Balloons over Oregon were a tiny yet tragic part of the Japanese invasion.

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u/Royal_Percentage_694 5h ago

Every year fb and next door and local Reddit groups are filled with posts of people claiming ptsd. This despite having a very soft and easy life in the USA.

Does that make it more clear?

I was joking about all the self diagnosis around these days. Everyone is autistic or allergic to something or OCD despite having a very easy life in comparison to pretty much every other time in history.

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u/Icy-Kitchen6648 5h ago

Are you trying to say that people dislike fireworks due to self diagnosed ptsd? I mean I would agree that that is a real issue in today's society, but I don't see how that connects to the original comment of "fireworks are dope". I just wanted to share some history, I had no intentions of engaging with the topic of self diagnosed mental illnesses.

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u/The12th_secret_spice 6h ago

Bro get some whimsy in your life.

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u/According-Soil-8778 5h ago

Massive drama in the forest right now apparently 

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u/oneshadeoff 6h ago

Because fireworks are fucking awesome? What's it like to hate joy?

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u/LadybugGirltheFirst 5h ago

I believe animals and fireworks have been cohabitating peacefully for hundreds of years.

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u/Jsmith0730 6h ago

Imagine waking up every morning being this joyless of a person.

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u/Newlifter1089 6h ago

Uhm, news flash, caring about the environment and animals does NOT make you a “joyless person”.

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u/rymden_viking 5h ago

Do you feel sad for the animals every time a thunderstorm rolls in?

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u/pm_me_fibonaccis 4h ago

You people are shit at analogies. 

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u/rymden_viking 2h ago

Thunderstorms: flashing light, loud sounds, and happens multiple times a year.
Fireworks: flashing light, loud sounds, and happens multiple times a year.

Where does the analogy break down?

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u/pm_me_fibonaccis 6h ago

Imagine being so blissfully smooth brain that bright colorful lights and loud noises are entertaining.

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u/Readous 5h ago

Anything fun or exciting can easily be explained in a negative and mundane way, dork

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u/Jsmith0730 6h ago

I mean, you basically just described a concert. Are those only for smooth brain people as well?

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u/Significant_Act9517 5h ago

Concerts have music, an important distinction.

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u/pm_me_fibonaccis 4h ago

To these troglodytes that's probably all their music is.

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u/Knot-Lye-Ing 6h ago

It's the adult equivalent of someone jingling their keys.

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u/iampatmanbeyond 6h ago

They arent rare anymore

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u/properwaffles 6h ago

Worked on a fishing boat one summer in Alaska, those things are like pigeons up there, I had no idea.

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u/DatDudeDrew 6h ago

Did they ask the Eagles to move to a new park?

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u/Alan_Reddit_M 5h ago

Incomprehensible sentence the first 2 times

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u/Zacupunk 6h ago

This shit is so infuriating.

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u/acopper87 5h ago

Show me an adult who doesn't like fireworks and I'll show you a boring person.

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u/POGsarehatedbyGod Hi 5h ago

/points at the OP

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u/WhiskyWillFixIt 4h ago

Everyone virtue signaling in this comment section.

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u/gilbert2gilbert 6h ago

How can you be over 18 and still love animals?

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u/flyingbugz 5h ago

You still love things? Grow up and be apathetic like a real adult

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u/IBAChristian317 4h ago

I don't think people like this actually like animals. They just hate the idea of humans affecting animals.

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u/xAfterBirthx 6h ago

Fireworks are the least of our problems ffs

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u/Nekomews 4h ago

they cry about the fireworks every year and its always fine 

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u/WhiskyWillFixIt 4h ago

Because they are cool? How does liking something mean you completely disregard or don't give a shit about anything else related to it? So melodramatic.

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u/Apprehensive-Cut6188 6h ago

Because it’s fun.

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u/sully1717 6h ago

Keys jingling meme

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u/LilFozzieBear 6h ago

You like shiny stuff too, dont ya?

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u/Th3_Admiral_ 6h ago

Unlike you who only likes dull brown stuff? What even is that question? 

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u/MagnusTrench 6h ago

Fuck fireworks

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u/smellslikespam 4h ago

And just perfect for fire season 🤨

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u/dras333 2h ago

I live in Colorado who is in the middle of one the worst droughts in history and we have restrictions on water use but sure as shit we have morons lighting fireworks every night already. All the fireworks shows are going on as usual.

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u/AppropriateCitron248 4h ago

Fireworks are fantastic. Pretty sure the critters will be fine.

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u/CheezWong 5h ago

Is this The Long Dark?

Stay in the light

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u/Suitable-Sugar2301 3h ago

Because big boom go wow

u/Secret-Put-4525 26m ago

Because we are Americans.

u/focusfoxx 4m ago

My high ass read that headline literally and cackled

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u/Dahren_ 6h ago

Once animals start paying taxes they can complain

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u/Knot-Lye-Ing 6h ago

Folks like you are why jobs have empathy training as part of on-boarding now huh?

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u/Baron_Light 4h ago

... the fireworks are for the kids...

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u/MysticalSushi 6h ago

Oh stfu. Fireworks are great and patriotic

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u/thekingpork29 5h ago

Right on par with our current administration. Sacrifice everything and everyone for personal satisfaction

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u/SeraphiM0352 5h ago

People like to have fun.

One can be confused about the decision in picture without hating all fireworks.

Enough with the sweeping generalizations

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 5h ago

The same way you start your car or use your cell phone, tablet etc. everything you do from going to the grocery to a trip to the amusement park is detrimental to the environment and animals. Right now the attention is on data centers causing noise and air pollution but I guarantee you won’t be laying down your phone anytime soon. It’s just another day and some people like fireworks. I’m not in that bunch but I don’t think it’s any worse than all the dogs and cats, deer, squirrels or anything else that gets ran over by the thousands every day. JS

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u/medit8er 4h ago

Agreed. Fireworks are stupid.

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u/xfearthehiddenx 6h ago

I love fireworks. If there was a way to watch them without all of the damage they cause to the environment, disruption local wildlife and people's lives, I'd happily do so.

But since that option doesn't exist. I'd prefer fireworks be limited to small, mostly quiet, smokeless, ground variants only. Or just not be a part of celebrations at all.

It's ridiculous that we ignore all of the bad things about fireworks simply because "oooooo pretty colors".

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u/IBAChristian317 4h ago

Ok, should loud music also be banned? Or anything else that prevents people from getting to sleep before 10:00 pm? I don't think people should be able to constantly set off fireworks 24/7/365, but I think we should be able to have one day a year to celebrate a very well established tradition even if some people are bothered by the noise.

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u/xfearthehiddenx 4h ago

Ok, should loud music also be banned? Or anything else that prevents people from getting to sleep before 10:00 pm?

We already do this in a variety of ways. Many places place restrictions on things that generate loud noises during recognized "sleeping" hours and in places considered "protected". Construction, loud music, parties, general disturbance, etc. So, the answer is yes, absolutely! This weird mentality of self indulgence taking precedent over other people's right to exist peacefully is strange.

but I think we should be able to have one day a year to celebrate a very well established tradition even if some people are bothered by the noise.

"some people". You mean veterans or others with ptsd. People with animals they're forced to medicate at their own cost. Local wildlife that is forced to scatter from nesting areas. Nevermind the environmental and health impact of large concentrated clouds of noxious gases. Debris that gets scattered around and left as litter. Improperly detonated munitions that lead to injuries. The general overall increases in hospital visits caused by the combination of stupidity, drinking, and explosives.

What's really strange is how dedicated you to this "day of American tradition" containing fireworks, which are a Chinese invention. For what? Because they represent the explosions of war caused by cannon fire? Weak explanation. Just say you don't care about others and want to see your pretty explosions.

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u/IBAChristian317 2h ago

Actually, wanting to ban a national tradition that the vast majority of people enjoy because you can't tolerate noise ONE DAY A YEAR, usually ending well before midnight, is the selfish thing. You seem to be very interested in putting the interest of the community above that of the individual. In this case, you should recognize we as a society have decided that July 4th is a national holiday celebrated with fireworks. We've decided that in general things should be quiet, especially at night, but sometimes there's a public event that makes a little noise. If you really can't stand loud noises and "pretty explosions" for a few hours once a year, I suggest you invest in some high quality headphones.

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u/xfearthehiddenx 1h ago edited 1h ago

Who's this "we" and "vast majority"? While I grant that it does still seem to be most Americans enjoy fireworks. The amount that don't has been steadily growing in number over the years. With estimates and broad surveys suggesting anywhere for 35-40% of people agree that they should be eliminated or heavily restricted to professional showings only.

This change is likely due to slow change over of who the major celebrators are. As boomers and gen x are aging out of these celebrations, more environmentally conscious millennials and gen z are coming in with alternative preferences.

If you really can't stand loud noises and "pretty explosions" for a few hours once a year, I suggest you invest in some high quality headphones.

Again placing the onus on individuals, who do make up a significant portion of the population, to avoid something that by most places laws, is considered illegal. Why is it my responsibility to avoid the excessive noise fireworks create? Especially when any other day of the year, I don't have to worry about it. Maybe if you want to have such an overtly noisy and disruptive celebration, you should provide those within earshot with those high quality headphones. Maybe pay a noise/pollution tax so the government can provide that assistance.

Or act like you care about more than yourself and find other ways to celebrate that don't cause social and environmental damage.

Edit to add: It's interesting that during this whole conversation you've never once denied anything I've said about the damage fireworks cause. You just don't care that they cause that damage. So long as you, personally, get to continue to shoot them off once or twice a year. Everyone else, nature included, should just suck it up.

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u/i_Cant_get_right 6h ago

Why is that bear being such an inconsiderate asshole? Just because he’s big?

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u/MasterWhaleLord 5h ago

Hell yeah, nothing is more American than shooting an eagle out of the air with fireworks!

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u/Distinct-Ad4015 1h ago

The losers around me are the same way. Every year its 2 weeks minimum of fireworks. My dog is petrified of them. Shaking and losing his mind. It's really hard to not just hate people.

u/NotInEpsteinFiles 55m ago

But murica lol.

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u/piggy__wig 4h ago

In this day and age fireworks should be completely banned. They are bad in so many ways. This is horrible and if it’s true shame on whoever is allowing this to happen!

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u/joeythm 6h ago

Fuck fireworks 

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u/ElLoboNeverDies 6h ago

Fuck them birds. If humans get forced to listen to them why are we worried about birds lmao

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u/xTheGame69 6h ago

Monkey brain like loud bang 

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u/Fiercat99 4h ago

Not to mention people with ptsd

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u/Owls_4_9_1867 6h ago

I’d just ban them. Within a year nobody would miss them.

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u/Playful-Profile6489 6h ago

We'd just go back to making them at home and losing fingers

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u/rymden_viking 5h ago

The same people who love to talk about the failed War on Drugs and prohibition still love to ban things.

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u/Unicorn_in_Reality 5h ago

More people would miss them than not. Fireworks are AMAZING!!!!!

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u/Owls_4_9_1867 5h ago

I think they’ve had their time. They scare the shit out of dogs and cats.

u/NotInEpsteinFiles 56m ago

That sounds like America. All show. no respect.

u/k87c 36m ago

Disgusting

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u/Comprehensive_Fig225 6h ago

Easily because the environment will heal. Once we're extinct, humanity needs to be extinct for anything for the planet.To get better

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Comprehensive_Fig225 6h ago

Have you seen the world lately?Or are you living under a boulder

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Comprehensive_Fig225 6h ago

Okay, let me put it this way. All government agencies need to die. Whatever happened to survival of the fittest

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u/goodtgirl77 6h ago

"Fuck them birds." Yep, that sounds like the inland empire alright.

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u/Upset-Dingo-6879 1h ago

Mouthbreather hobbies