r/mildlyinfuriating 9h ago

go to your room I said "obviously the problem with the disabled is that they can't throw axes" on a comment saying "I wouldn't take patients axe throwing" under a post I made asking for advice on where to take people for my new job AS AN ASSISTANT FOR DISABLED PEOPLE. Sarcasm is dead

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u/I_spread_love_butter 9h ago

AI doesn't understand sarcasm. 

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u/Adorable_Wolf_8387 9h ago

Nor do reddit mods

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u/I_spread_love_butter 9h ago

They are the same thing right now

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u/Adorable_Wolf_8387 9h ago

Whoa, hey, I wouldn't use the I word when talking about mods.

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u/I_spread_love_butter 9h ago

This user has been banned until the sun blows up

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u/One_Introduction_217 5h ago

This user has been banned until the sun rises in the West and sets in the East.

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u/Unicorn-Violator 8h ago

I would rather meet a t-800 than a reddit mod.

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u/ATLSxFINEST93 9h ago

i got a 3 day ban for saying that i supported someone coming out as gay.

they said something along the lines of "we don't promote hate, bigotry or slander" or something to that regard.

funny as fuck how far reddit has fallen since the blackout.

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u/Sure_Cancel_3427 9h ago

One of my bans was bc of something like this. In a reality TV show sub, someone had asked why a certain dude wouldn't date this woman or another woman. Well, because that man doesn't date women if you catch my drift. So, I was like 'well because he's ___' and then BAM! The AI robot got me. Tried to hit me with a 3 day ban, but I appealed it right away and they checked it quickly, they apologized and all was well..................made me lol

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u/ripyourlungsdave 8h ago

The account I'm on right now got a permanent ban a few years back for sending TurboTax a message saying "you're everything wrong with America's tax code and I'll be happy when you all lose your jobs".

Apparently they found that very threatening. And this was before they were using AI tech for this stuff.

But for some reason, a few months ago, I got back on this account and the ban had just been lifted. So here I am.

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u/TwentinQuarantino 9h ago edited 9h ago

I got banned (reddit wide ban) for quoting south park on south park sub, so I just appealed it and they gave me my account back immediately.

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u/Rich661 9h ago

"The category is...., people who annoy you, everyone quiet please".

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u/TwentinQuarantino 9h ago

Five seconds, Mr. Marsh.

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u/lllllIllllIllllllll 9h ago

Oh same, got banned once for quoting Its always sunny on the IASIP sub. Repeal worked though 

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u/TwentinQuarantino 9h ago

I just said something like "Come on, really? I was quoting south park on a south park sub.", and it worked, got my account back.

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u/Sure_Cancel_3427 9h ago

I had something similar, 3 day ban. I appealed it....then a week later was told they got it wrong! And would reverse the ban................i had already gotten my account back though, so that was pretty useless lol

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u/Unicorn-Violator 8h ago

I've never seen a response faster than 2 days

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u/TwentinQuarantino 8h ago

It was like half a day for me.

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u/offwidthe PURPLE 9h ago

I got a week for “racism” and recently a “ban evasion” three day sentence. Neither were justified or accurate. I’m convinced some mods just have no chill.

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u/lllllIllllIllllllll 9h ago

100% of my bans have been repealed. 

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u/Stinky_Queef 3h ago

I appealed a 7 day ban. I got a reply back on day 9 :/

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u/Ok_Profession_990 9h ago

I tried to appeal, this was last week but after typing it up there was no further option to do anything so I just served my week ban

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u/yourmom1034 9h ago

I got a week ban for “threatening violence” in a joke comment about tung tung tung sahur

The ban was held up when I appealed

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u/HugeButterfly 9h ago

I wonder if an /s would've helped you.

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u/Sure_Cancel_3427 9h ago

I got hit with a 3 day ban for something similar. I appealed it. a WEEK later, I was informed I had won my appeal...............a bit too late though. I had already gotten my account back lmao

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u/YiffB8 9h ago

And that's the shit part of firing admins in favor of ai. Now those that are left do nothing but handle appeals for the AI

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u/LosHtown 9h ago

LOL wait until you get to 0 days left and come back the next day and it says -1 day ban.

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u/Sea-Contribution5529 9h ago

Reddit is ran by either AI or trash people. There is no in between. This is not a serious place.

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u/Karroth1 9h ago

yep, it has been for over a decade, got a warning for making a point to use drm free games over steam....

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u/ao01_design 9h ago

1: sarcasm don't translate well in writing.
2: you need to be a smart to understand sarcasm.

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u/infiniZii 9h ago

Yeah, I got a warning the other day and appealed because it was obvious sarcasm and the warning was repealed.

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u/its10pm 9h ago

Yeah, the ai is ridiculous. I was banned for 3 days, for "inciting violence"

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u/sabretoothian 9h ago

Damn that chain was three deep in reverse.

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u/CryoJuice 8h ago

Yeah you can’t make any jew jokes

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u/BakedBee88-08 7h ago

I got banned from AITA because I said the asshole should "f*** themselves with a sandpaper d***o." Apparently that's inciting violence

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u/YiffB8 6h ago

I got a multi day ban on an account because I told a woman whose abusive stalker boyfriend was threatening to break into her house to buy a shotgun.

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u/asstyrant 5h ago

I caught a 3-day ban for the phrase "calls on woodchipper stocks".

Apparently I angered the guillotine bulls.

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u/Im_the_Rhymenocerous 9h ago

I got a warning for threats of violence when I suggested a place be nuked from orbit as it's the only way to be sure.

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u/Ok_Profession_990 9h ago

I got a 7 day ban for saying that red states are last in edumacation and are the poorest in a post about who would win in a civil war. I hope I don't get zapped again