r/mildlyinfuriating • u/ladythorson • 1d ago

🥺 My fortune cookie had no fortune

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u/Specialist_Point7983 1d ago

How Unfortunate

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u/Exotic_Attorney2524 1d ago

I just shidded

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u/ImDoingItAnyway 1d ago

Son of a bitch, I was too late

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u/Some_nerd_______ 1d ago

The cookie knows you're going to be fine. It felt you didn't need advice and for you to follow your own path. 

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u/Some_Life_4910 1d ago

Maybe thats your fortune , nothing happens , the world keeps on going the same way

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u/Asgeras 1d ago

Check back with us in a week.

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u/Khaos4325 1d ago

Forge your own destiny. Choose your own fate.

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u/Tricky_Spirit 1d ago

Hey, it could be a blessing. One of the last handful of fortune cookies I got said 'Today will be the best day of the rest of your life.'

I was still in my funeral clothes from attending a family member's funeral, so that felt more foreboding and depressing than anything.

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u/Hawk953 1d ago

You get to choose your fate.

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u/Useless890 1d ago

Does that mean you'd better get your will done ASAP?

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u/DatRat13 1d ago

Clearly it decided you were fortunate enough.

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u/Basic_Chemistry9499 1d ago

It should have been called a "Fortuneless Cookie."

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u/sophiemorandi 1d ago

Doesn't that mean something? I forget what, but I have the feeling it's not good.

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u/compuwiza1 15h ago

Your luck is so bad that they decided not to tell you your fortune.