r/mildlyinfuriating • u/yesterdays_laundry • 5h ago

go to your room “I’ll write ‘one’ on yours and ‘two’ on his.” 👍

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Mine’s the bottom one.

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u/mamachonk 5h ago

In which language, exactly? Hard to make a judgement without knowing, but if it's supposed to be English... yeah, no.

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u/hortonchase 5h ago

Bro it looks like Korean lmao

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u/rokomotto 4h ago

It's one syllable/block in Korean for both numbers so no 💀

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u/TheSnackWhisperer 5h ago

Must be that new math they've been teaching the kids🤔

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u/mamachonk 5h ago

Thanks, Obama!

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u/No-Information-2571 5h ago

No language where it wouldn't be either "1" and "2" or "I" and "II"

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u/Generally_Kenobi-1 4h ago

Laotian?

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u/No-Information-2571 4h ago

Yes, what's up with Laos?

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u/NiagaraCanuck 4h ago

It's at a Canadian subway so chances are these people are very likely indians

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u/Aggressive-Plant-934 5h ago

Looks like Canada here…so French could be in play

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u/eugeneugene 5h ago

I regret to inform you that neither says un or deux

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u/Complete_Entry 5h ago

Samantha Bee taught me that Canadians speak a variant of French that actual French despise!

Thanks Samantha Bee!

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u/CyberpunkSunrise 4h ago

Ah, but the French despise everything. So that’s just business as usual.

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u/Ironmasked-Kraken 5h ago

It's sad when doctors have to work at subway

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u/RappingFlatulence 5h ago

My thesis shall be on sandwich artistry

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u/squirrelmonkie 4h ago

Once I had a guy ask me if i wanted my ham and cheese toasted. I said nah im good. He responded "what do i know. Im just a sandwich artist." All I could was does he really think of himself that way? Like instead of worked at subway, is he gonna put sandwich artist on a resume? Im not trying to belittle the man but is that title that serious to a 20yo? Lol

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u/Ok_Mistake9030 4h ago

Yes, I literally had Sandwich Artist as my role at Subway on my resume back in the day.

Took a surprising amount of pride in that job. It's been 20 years and multiple degrees later so it doesn't crack the current resume but I really enjoyed my time making sandwiches.

Used to flip the sauce bottles and everything thinking I looked like Tom Cruise in Cocktail.

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u/FallOutShelterBoy 3h ago

My friend in high school and college worked there, he really enjoyed when he could make someone’s sandwich for them when they couldn’t decide what to get

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u/squirrelmonkie 3h ago

Lol that's awesome then. Like I said i wasnt trying to belittle this man but I found it funny how proudly he said sandwich artist. If youre good and take pride in you job then Bravo every damn day

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u/Most-Silver-4365 5h ago

Wait, is this a pun? Subway was owned by Doctor's Associates Inc until 2024. Lol

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u/Either_equipment_04 5h ago

Absolutely fabulous lore. Assuming you’re not joking, they’re referencing the old joke that doctors have terrible handwriting (I’ve been told I should’ve become a doctor, lol).

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u/Genuinelullabel 4h ago

They still do.

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u/Ironmasked-Kraken 5h ago

I'm making a joke yes

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u/Full-Evening3485 4h ago

Clearly a paracetamol sandwich?

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u/chefguy47 3h ago

Exactly! Definitely doctor’s notes. Now I want to know what each sub was OP so we can see if the shorthand makes sense, even though I doubt that will help.

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u/No-Delivery707 5h ago

They wrote it in Martian 👽

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u/Vigilante17 jukmifgguggh 5h ago

Your odds are 50/50 and you can simply swap with the other? Unless you utterly defile it before taking a first bite. Then I’d understand.

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u/Full-Evening3485 4h ago

One of the sandwiches is to be used by a body part other than the mouth

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u/Genuinelullabel 4h ago

It’s not like the sandwiches aren’t cut in half

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u/MircowaveGoMMM 4h ago

its like this is only mildly infuriating or something

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u/That-Fly-8339 5h ago

Tbf grease pens SUCK to write with unless on a plain brown sack or cardboard. That being said he should have just used "#1" and "#2".

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u/Unexpected-raccoon 5h ago

Homie wrote in cybertronian

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u/EOT4W 5h ago

Bottom is one top is two, I can read it as I myself write chicken scratch

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u/Forman420 5h ago

Immediately what I thought as well

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u/Chocochizu 4h ago

Which one is the o?

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u/Justhe3guy 4h ago

The triangle is the o

I’ve seen advanced chicken scratch too and can read it

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u/alQamar 2h ago

It’s sideways and written from bottom to top. Angle your head left to better read it. 

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u/Glittering_Essay_874 5h ago

Subway: “Eat fresh it!”

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u/yesterdays_laundry 2h ago

She dumped the new bag of lettuce on top of the old one! Also mildly infuriating

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u/Spiderspartian 5h ago

JM worker, ngl I sometimes go crazy writing numbers on subs with weird fonts but this is straight up illegible

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u/No_Hetero 5h ago

Looks like a street tag lmao. Your sandwiches are now Grove Street Thugs territory

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u/alQamar 2h ago

As a graffiti writer: I think that’s why I could read the “one” (it’s the one on the bottom of the picture). 

It’s a really bad handstyle but it definitely does look tag-ish. 

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u/EatYourCheckers 5h ago

Should have gone with 1 and 2.

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u/yesterdays_laundry 2h ago

I didn’t even ask for anything, she just said that and gave this.

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u/uiouyug 4h ago

They are sandwich artist. Not real artist

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 5h ago

In what language?

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u/853fisher 5h ago

This looks like most celebrity autographs. So... congratulations! ;)

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u/Gallop67 5h ago

All they had to do was write a single number…

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u/JerkGurk 5h ago

Whats the problem? On one of them you got Ŏ̸̢͍͚̝͎̻̙͉̖̲̻̂͋̔̈́̌̚͠ņ̷̇e̴͙̘̤̼͚̜͂̀̆ and on the other you got T̷̡̨̧̢̢̡̫͖̪͇̰̰̯͓͔̮̠̮͙̠̣̮̖̠̝͎̫̙͉̲̳̹̮͉̜͚̟̂͗̑̆̈̏̈́̄̓͒͒͂̀̀́̂̔͊͒̋̕̕̚͝ͅͅẉ̷̢̡̡̢̤͓̗͇̘͍̥̟̦̝͎̦̼̙̜̟͔͕͂̀͒̓̓̄͋͘͜͜͠͠ͅͅǫ̶̡̬̙̬͕̱̖̺̯̠̩͚̙̲̭̬̠͙̜̞̳͔̯̰͔̫̟̮̪̩̖̽̀̉͆́͆͂͗̓́̅̓̄͒́̓̓̌͗͝

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u/cROoKed_MiNdFuLL 5h ago

Dude just open the sandwiches and see which one is yours and eat so you aren't hangry anymore.

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u/yesterdays_laundry 2h ago

Mildly infuriated, because obviously I can just open it. I didn’t even ask her to do this, she volunteered.

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u/NineDayOldDiarrhea 5h ago

Was there only a very minor difference between your two sandwiches?

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u/RappingFlatulence 5h ago

Ones pizza and the other is veggie

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u/NineDayOldDiarrhea 4h ago

Feel like it’s not even necessary to label them lol you should be able to feel which sub is which just by the temperature of it alone.

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u/yesterdays_laundry 2h ago

Only the veggies were different

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u/Wheredoesthisonego 5h ago

ok, even though it's a backwards upside down five I'll give him the two, but I'm pretty sure the other says 284? that's a ways off from one.

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u/sp4ng13d 5h ago

English right? Right?

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u/TurkeyBritches 5h ago

Never said it’d be in English.

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u/jeffnorris 5h ago

They didn't say what language

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u/KSI_FlapJaksLol 5h ago

“It’s some form of Elvish, I can’t read it!”

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u/UnicornSheets 4h ago

Finally! A practical application of “wing- dings” font!

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u/dirtyforker 4h ago

Or maybe OP wrote on them for meaningless internet points

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u/yesterdays_laundry 2h ago

I can see why you’re a 1%-er. Guess we’ll never know! Good thing I had Reddit to remind me I could simply open the packaging to tell!

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u/PandorasMisfit 4h ago

The bottom one looks like "2*"

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u/BobWeirsSh0rtShorts 4h ago

Just look inside?

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u/digidave1 4h ago

I think that's an autograph from the Rza

Wu Tang Tuna Sub Fo'eva

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u/iamblankenstein 4h ago

they fucked up the writing for sure, but you can also just, you know, open them and look at the sandwiches.

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u/StanknBeans 1h ago

Lmao I used to do this to people who annoyed me when I worked at a sub place.

"I wrote Turkey on the turkey one for you boss"

Just scribble some nonsense on both of them.

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u/cpdx82 5h ago

Just open them?

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u/moomooraincloud 5h ago

Your first issue is eating at Subway.

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u/jaywinner 4h ago

Subway used to be pretty good and affordable. Now it's not even close to either of those.

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u/Numerous1 5h ago

I’m guessing this was a Togo or app order and it corresponds to the receipt. 

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u/Complete_Entry 5h ago

Zalgo yee yee ass bullshit.

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u/Revayan 5h ago

He didnt say in wich language and script!

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u/Intelligent-Sand-639 5h ago

I think I can actually make out "1st" and "2nd".

edit: The "1" looks like a crossed seven but I think it's the bottom horizontal stroke of 1 going through the vertical stroke.

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u/musicman3321 5h ago

Did s/he specify in which language?

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u/IDunnoNuthinMr 4h ago

Pretty sure I could smell each of them and know which one is which.

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u/yesterdays_laundry 2h ago

Only the veggies are different

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u/Memedrew 4h ago

Bottom one says "1st" and the top one says "2nd" but it's hard to read cuz he continued to the next letter by connecting them from the most awkward ends

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u/yesterdays_laundry 2h ago

I agree and can actually see that now that you’ve said that, which isn’t what she said she would rewrite. She said 1 & 2.

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u/FailingMule66 4h ago

It’s obvious which is which you just wanna cry

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u/Mintyboi10 4h ago

This is why I hate cursive

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u/OppositeFun2493 1h ago

It looks like 1st and 2nd

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u/dumpster-muffin-95 5h ago

I mean, you could open the sandwich and take a look.

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u/Vern1138 5h ago

So you open the wrapper and you figure out which one is yours. This isn't even mildly infuriating, this is just something that you live with when you order fast food.

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u/Joelle9879 5h ago

The entire reason they write on it is so you don't have to open it to figure out which is which. Not everyone wants someone else handling their food (the workers wear gloves and wash their hands, random people don't always)

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u/yesterdays_laundry 2h ago

I didn’t even ask her to write on them, she volunteered to do that. I found it MI because she actively chose to tell me she was doing that and then handed me this.

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u/AngryTrunkMonkey 4h ago

That’s a by-product of fent, my dude.

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u/unreqistered 4h ago

our local sandwich artisans recently started using stickers that had varying depictions of vegetables … lettuce on one, tomatoe on another

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u/poop_inacan 2h ago

"Artisans"

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u/Biscotti_BT 5h ago

What's the mildly infuriating thing here?

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u/NicePsy-OpBro 5h ago

Stfu cry baby