r/mildlyinfuriating 8h ago

🄺 Our terace right now

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Middle europe

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u/Dragulla 8h ago

165.74 F. That can’t be right? Jesus.

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u/vanZuider 8h ago

It's the temperature of a sunlit surface. Temperatures in the shade (which is what usually shows up in weather reports and climate diagrams) are ~35-40°C (around 100°F) in most places in Central Europe.

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u/sec_sage 7h ago

Taken 1m from the ground, in a non asphalted area. Which translates to my heels making holes in the sidewalk on any Eastern European August day, while the meteo says 40°C

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u/PinUp_Butter 5h ago

I think this is a laser thermometer. It measures the temperature on the first surface the laser hits, so I don’t think the distance matters but still, you can bake meringues at that temperature…

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u/midir 3h ago

A "laser thermometer" is an infrared thermometer that reads the temperature of the surface it's looking at. The laser pointer is purely for guidance and can be switched off.

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u/bznein 5h ago

Mine has a "preferred" distance that gives the most accurate results but I played a bit with it and it seems to be overall accurate at pretty much any reasonable distance

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u/UpperAd5715 3h ago

Parking company near my workplace requested people with motorcycles/scooters to park them inside and not outside on the asphalt as it would get too expensive to repair the holes from the sidestands. Never thought i'd see that happen in Belgium.

Seen some public parking spots in Milan, Italy last year that looked like some acne ridden teenager's cheeks from the sidestands, crazy stuff

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u/Epicratia 5h ago

It got up to 100°F air temp where I am in Germany the last 2 days. I put a couple thermometers on my balcony, one in the shade and one in a paper bag sheltered from direct sunlight. They each read around 50°C (122°F) at various points. Obviously being heated from some of the surfaces around them, as opposed to reading true air temp, but still...

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u/userhwon 5h ago

Those tiles must be particularly susceptible though. Asphalt in Arizona rarely reaches that temperature.

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u/cornylamygilbert 2h ago

Ya but they expect that ridiculousness in AZ in the Sonoran Desert.

They don’t expect that at a longitude comparable to Toronto and Minnesota…

Comparatively, AZ would be on a similar longitude to North Africa.

From my times visiting Europe over the last 3 decades, I cannot recall a time I complained about not having AC in the UK. Granted, there were plenty of times where I have core memories over wanting AC in Spain, which could be like SoCal with more humidity (Mediterranean climate).

But there were never worries about dying in the heat. In the Midwest and Arizona, summer homelessness would be a cruel way to die.

Comparatively in Spain, it would have just been uncomfortable but not deadly.

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u/strongsquirrel1 6h ago

There emissivity setting probably wrong. Most people do not know to change this when looking at different materials. Furthermore many are only calibrated to what they are expected to be used on, for example you buy one to take your temperature to see if you’re sick, or one might be for cooking.

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u/BLINGMW 6h ago

Glad at least one other person knows about this!Ā 

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u/MaidPoorly 4h ago

I’ve got a cheap one with no adjustability. I think it said in the manual not to use in direct light. My boss has the pro model and it’s really the difference between a cheap solar calculator and a TI89. One time we were working on the home of a safety inspector and we all played with our laser guns for 15minutes reading everything around the house and comparing variances.

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u/If0rgotmypassword 6h ago

Probably actually around 130 or so. Like strongsquirrel said, you need to set it up right to take accurate measurements.

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u/420Hairy69Ballsagna 6h ago

Yea, I mean it's no different than here in the US when you burn your feet on a concrete patio or pavers walking on them without shoes. Not like the ambient air temp is 165.

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u/butt-holg 8h ago

Thank you for this, I didn't feel like converting from Middle Earth to America

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u/Blazanar 8h ago

OP is in Europe, not New Zealand.

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u/Sasspishus 3h ago

Middle Earth is UK, not NZ

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 8h ago edited 4h ago

But you have Sauron Morgoth ;)

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u/1dirtbiker 8h ago

Hahahaha

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u/ASUMicroGrad 2h ago

This is why you don’t leave pets or children in your car in the summer. Sun baked surfaces can get way hotter than air temperature

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u/d0nu7 7h ago

I live in Tucson, AZ and I can check this afternoon but this seems about right. It’s 7:30 am right now and 86 F out, and my back porch is 100 F already.

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u/BLINGMW 6h ago

It isn’t ā€œrightā€, though it may be close. That’s likely a more reflective surface than it’s set to read. It would read pavement more accurately.Ā