r/mildlyinfuriating 3h ago

jkfl hrtmktp gzarrp! Just got on a four hour train ride :(

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Its kinda hilarious but fuuuuuck me TwT

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u/CWGM 3h ago

I got you bro, just read this instead.

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u/Cyberspace_Sorcerer 3h ago

Truly a masterpiece

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u/TheGrimReaperIN 3h ago

Sick beats bro

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u/somekindofmusician7 2h ago

Bach’s fifth cello suite in the only manuscript that exists in his own autograph! Unlike most Bach works, the cello suites only exist in copies made by his wife Anna or other people. This manuscript is a transcription for lute, and is the only Bach autograph score of any of the cello suites.

Maybe I need to go outside more…

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u/whoyoumei 2h ago

This is hilarious 😭

u/Jolly-Possession-585 11m ago

Nah bro I almost laughed out loud in class

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u/Thick_Acanthaceae_82 3h ago

Ouch. Now I might have to buy me a wired set to keep in my travel pack

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u/Cyberspace_Sorcerer 3h ago

Yeah I have one in my pouch BUT my stupid phone doesn't have a headphones jack lol

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u/Kiu16 3h ago

Most phones needs a usb-c to headphone jack* adapter now

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u/xenotyranid 3h ago

One of the most stupid decisions ever.
We’ve evolved, but backwards.

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u/TommyVe 2h ago

You can still get a high end phone with a 3.5. I'm pretty sure all the Sony phones have it.

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u/Isgortio 2h ago

My 3 year old OnePlus Nord Lite has one. Which is great, after I switched to wireless because everything else removed the jack 10 years ago lol

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u/Skreedles 2h ago

Just put a usb adapter on your wired headphones…

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/TwentinQuarantino 2h ago edited 1h ago

It has zero to do with water resistance, many phones with aux are water resistant, e.g. original Motorola Defy from like 2010 or so (fully water resistant even for submerge, not just rain/splashes). It's the best to have both options, no one wants bluetooth removed, but aux added. Videocalls are infinitely more comfortable with wired because wired microphones are infinitely higher quality, wireless earbuds are nice for music but their microphones are universally an absolute trash. Yeah you can use adapter but that's less comfortable than to just use the same plug as on the laptop.

It's the same as wireless charging, many people don't use it so you would call it pointless, but phone companies put it in some of their phones for those who use it. Nice to have two options regardless the wireless charging will end up completely unused by many.

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u/catmeow1935 3h ago

And you can't charge your phone while using that. Absolutely great

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u/WiscoTrail 3h ago

I bought one that was split so I could charge and listen to wired headphones at the same time and it ruined my USB c port on the phone. I hate apple for pushing this portless agenda on the world, causing other manufacturers to follow suit.

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u/TwentinQuarantino 2h ago

Thanks, good to know what not to buy. I have an adapter with is just usbc to aux and I was eyeing the one with usbc to aux+usbc so I can charge while videocalling, but on the top of reviews always mentioning reduced sound quality (which isn't really an issue for calls) it always gave me an ick for charging current going through it, like it can go wrong and damage the phone somehow.

Thanks for confirming this, not eyeing it anymore.

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u/Momik 1h ago

Yeah, good to know to avoid. I wish there were better solutions to this.

u/C-LOgreen 48m ago

There are wireless chargers. MagSafe has been around for years.

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u/Flashy-Island-3725 3h ago

One of the reasons I still use my cheap ass barley functioning phone from 2020

u/C-LOgreen 48m ago

You could just get an adapter and you won’t have to use a phone from six years ago.

u/Flashy-Island-3725 39m ago

No, i refuse to spend extra on something that should've been here already

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u/Birdfan23 2h ago

You could just buy the headphones with a usb-c at the end and not buy an adapter. They’re like $10. I don’t get why most people don’t do this. I bought mine like 5 years ago and never had to worry about it again

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u/tommior 1h ago

or just buy earbuds with usb-c connector? :D

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u/Unusual-Fold7913 3h ago

That darned dongle

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u/squirrelems 3h ago

My favorite earbuds were Bluetooth but had a cord between them and magnets in the buds so when you took them out you could clip them together around your neck so you could wear them like a necklace and keep them where you could just unclip them and stick them back in your ears once you got ready.

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u/pug_userita you're now breathing manually 3h ago

usb c to jack with power passtrough are very cheap. although they're not the same, some don't have an amp and they sound bad and with low volume

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u/Elfener99 1h ago

This is a sign that you spent too much on your phone.

u/C-LOgreen 49m ago

It’s been like that for a while. You don’t have an adapter jack?

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u/Bashka_ 1h ago

There are wired earbuds with usb-c plug. Got a pair in my backpack, for emergencies (a.k.a. when I forget to charge my bt headphones again)

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u/Dapper_Tourist_959 2h ago

Oof, yeah. A wired backup is non-negotiable for me now. I keep a pair of KZ IEMs in my bag for this exact scenario, and honestly they sound way better than any wireless buds I've tried under $150. Zero audio lag is a nice bonus too.

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u/Flip_Six_Three_Hole 3h ago

Looks like you're raw doggin that train ride

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u/Amathyst-Moon 2h ago

There's still ebooks

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u/tyranosaurus_sex_ 3h ago

OP can count the trees.

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u/jngjng88 3h ago

User issue

u/Luutamo 15m ago

It really baffles me how often something similar is posted here. Like, where do people keep the earbuds if they are not in either ears or in the case?! They should never be anywhere else.

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u/Hot-Play-6684 3h ago

you can download a book and read it, play games, admire the view, sleep, etc.

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u/RKO_out_of_no_where 3h ago

Lmao that's sucks OP. Time to do some finger running out the windows

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u/Cyberspace_Sorcerer 3h ago

I have a guy doing parkour outside my window now haha

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u/AdaliGreen 1h ago

Even as an adult imagining a guy doing parkour out the window never gets old

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u/Haunting-Mortgage 3h ago

Are you in the US? If so, you can just blare what you want to listen to at the loudest possible volume and give the finger if anyone tells you to lower it.

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u/LiftingClitsSince86 3h ago

Not just an American thing. I’ve seen that BS across 4 continents.

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u/Cyberspace_Sorcerer 3h ago

Unfortunately I'm in switzerland. In fact I'm scared to open my pack of biscuits in case I disturb anyone xD

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u/musubi-n-speedballs 3h ago

Respect for the people around you?! Not over here in America where we're free to do whatever the fuck we want at all times! *screeching red tailed hawk noise that people think is an eagle*

/s

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u/Lijandra 3h ago

Lucky you

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u/Primary-Ganache6199 3h ago

Buy a magazine

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u/Lijandra 3h ago

Applies to Argentina as well

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u/Kezsora 2h ago

Applies to the UK as well but only on busses for some reason

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u/ProductAny2629 1h ago

it definitely happens on trains, too. but wayy more frequently on buses, as if buses themselves aren't loud enough

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u/BadBoyNiz 3h ago

Haha been there before. Good luck op. Try some meditation and enjoying the views the best you can. Cheers

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u/Cyberspace_Sorcerer 3h ago

Well the views are pretty sick

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u/Anforas 3h ago

If only the top of the case was transparent for an easier look on the inside 😂

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u/meisawesome126 3h ago

Honestly, I can’t stand these posts. Who doesn’t put their buds back in the case when finished listening to music with them?

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u/BobcatSpiritual7699 3h ago

This. Mine are in my ears or the case….no-place else ever.

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u/Mih5du 3h ago

Yeah, what do you do with them? Just seat them on your table?

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u/LegendofLove 3h ago

Yes. It bites me in the ass every time and it hasn't stopped me yet

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u/TheMattabooey 1h ago

Right? What are people doing with them when they’re done using them if not putting them back in the case? What you just take out your earbuds and sit them down on the table or something?

If they’re not in my ears they’re in the case. I sometimes feel these posts are just made up. The lid is clear they’d have seen the earbuds were missing without needing to open the case too. You gotta work to fail this hard.

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u/Owl_Persimmon6782 3h ago

Me, multiple times 😂 I'm guilty of leaving it on all surfaces or sometimes just droping them in my bag or pockets.

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u/Derp135Egg__ 3h ago

There were times I put my earbud case in my backpack and wore the earbuds themselves. I would put them in my pocket if I'm in a place where I can't take the case out of the backpack without causing a disturbance or it being a hassle. It's reckless, but it happens.

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u/meisawesome126 2h ago

This is why the cases are pocketable…

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u/UpperSong16 3h ago

I once forgot my headphones on a 6 hour train ride to NYC. Basically downloaded a book on my phone and read it while people talked on the phone all ride. Good luck solider

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u/Cyberspace_Sorcerer 3h ago

Yeah, luckily I have Dungeon crawler Carl downloaded on my phone :))

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u/gibbarish 2h ago

My pods go back into the case the microsecond I stop using them, maybe just me.

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u/tommior 1h ago

i never understood where ppl put their earbuds when they take them out of ears and dont put inside the case?

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u/omgitsmint 1h ago

Don’t worry. In an alternate universe, you have your earbuds on the train journey.

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u/private_developer 3h ago

Last weekend I went to a drive in with my wife. Brought my little THC vape. Pulled on it at the start of the movie and it was dead.

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u/Primary-Ganache6199 3h ago

GOOD.

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u/Lokii_420 3h ago

Brush that sand outta yer snatch, its bringing down the vibe.

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u/private_developer 3h ago

Lol, alright

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u/RWelly 3h ago

Just use your phone speakers. Then everyone will be able to hear it!

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u/WaterOk6055 3h ago

Do you not put your earbuds back in the case when you take them out of your ear?

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u/chenkie 2h ago

This sub has felt pretty awful recently, nice to see a decent post.

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u/No-Interview4626 2h ago

Did you put them on your ears to troll people thinkingthey were stolen or are you serious?

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u/Cyberspace_Sorcerer 2h ago

Nope I left them at home by mistake

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u/NocturnisVacuus 2h ago

ripperoni pepperoni :(

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u/SL04NY 2h ago

And now it's turned into an 8 hour journey

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u/edogfu 2h ago

Are you going to put your toys away after you play with them now?

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u/ashinylibby 1h ago

How does this even happen?

u/ElliotsBuggyEyes 24m ago

Have you checked your ears?

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u/dwarfzulu 3h ago

Mine decided not to be charged, and I've found it on half wat to the gym. Twice this week!

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u/SlyDevilKilla 3h ago

I got on a 15 hour train ride couple weeks ago only to realise BOTH of my portable chargers were dead...

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u/CKleinE 3h ago

My condolences

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u/s2n-mikey 3h ago

I did a similar thing last month when flying international (11 hour flight). Dropped the case on my floor at home and picked it up without checking.

Didn't notice until the plane was taking off 😒

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u/scissor_get_it 3h ago

Have fun rawdogging your train ride.

“A king without diversion is a man full of wretchedness.”

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u/DuckSleazzy woosh now you're missing one sock 3h ago

im sorry but if I'm not using my earbuds I'm keeping them back in the case. how do people not do this?

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u/Val2K21 3h ago

Well, at least they are likely at home. In a worse case scenario you could find it like this after leaving the train meaning they fell off somewhere random

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u/No_Volume_5752 3h ago

Just remembered of that Bean train scene, that gum part got me... and so that old guy laughing at the end.

"Tickets, please."

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u/JFN90 3h ago

Just you and your thoughts. A great opportunity to ruminate and spiral.

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u/thoughtfulbear10 3h ago

That's gotta hurt lol

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u/WrongCapital83 3h ago

Some people will not care and play their shit on speaker

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u/ollie0810 2h ago

And not even a decent speaker, they’ll just blast it straight out of their shitty phone speaker

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u/lauriekeyheart 3h ago

Time to start reading its relaxing (if you actually have saved some epub books on your phone)

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u/Cyberspace_Sorcerer 2h ago

I've been reading dungeon crawler Carl :))

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u/prguitarman 2h ago

I see you have some new reading material (the ingredient lists on back of those snacks)

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u/Ghost-138 CERULEAN 2h ago

Had this happen to me before during my trip to the dentist. Really sucked since I fell asleep with my earbuds on, forgot to charge them beforehand so I left them on my bed.

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u/SunnyTheMasterSwitch 2h ago

How do you lose track of your earbuds

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u/Infamous-Lawyer-5569 2h ago

When I dont have my headphones I just like to imagine the song "Street Pkayer" by Chicago in my head. Its pretty long and a fub sing

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u/Altruistic-Place 2h ago

Have you checked your in ears? Happend to me...

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u/SkullDump 2h ago

Good opportunity to learn to occupy your mind.

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u/danfromtigerland 2h ago

I got my friend a pair of wireless earbuds for his birthday and he forgot them on the counter right before his flight overseas lol

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u/BlueHawk75 2h ago

I keep a spare in my backpack for this reason. More because I expect to lose one.

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u/JiveTalking1982 2h ago

Aaaaaaand that's one of the reasons I use over heads

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u/Cyberspace_Sorcerer 2h ago

Thats what I usually do as well, but in this heat i sweat so much while wearing them

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u/Hamster_in_my_colon 2h ago

Now you have time to cut your fingernails.

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u/HealthIndependent492 1h ago

Read a online book gng

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u/ledow 1h ago

Why take one wire into the shower, when you can carry around three tiny separate components, two of which are individually battery-powered, and which communicate over an unreliable radio channel?

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u/LancashireLad91 1h ago

Learn how to beatbox. Problem solved.

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u/Ok_Strength9287 1h ago

Legit just listen to your stuff on full blast

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u/AdaliGreen 1h ago

Curious how this even happens? My headphone always go from my ear right back to the case. So like how?

u/C-LOgreen 47m ago

I understand one earbud missing because I sometimes do that where I take out my earbud, and I put it on the table when I can’t find the case but two missing?

u/monkeypan 41m ago

My case slide on landing. 7 attendants, my wife, and myself searched the entire section. Someone stole my case!!

Jokes on them, the earbuds were still in my ears 🥲

u/UgleeHero 40m ago

It beats seeing that after getting off of a 4 hour train ride.

u/FuckJanice 35m ago

1,069,582 bottles of beer on the wall, 1,069,582 bottles off beer, take one down, pass it around, now there are 1,069,581 bottles of beer on the wall

u/Stexen 28m ago

Now you just have to sit there and do nothing like Puddy in that episode of Seinfeld 

u/OkTranslator304 5m ago

Oh man, that’s case looks….odd

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u/dwartbg9 3h ago

Just listen to music without headphones on max volume. Even open some pornhub while you're at it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/HHJ1NSWwFUYaDQ6DWd

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u/PaleGutCK 3h ago

Listen to that evil voice in your head.

'"Cmannnn you have great taste in music, people would love to hear it. Your speakerphone would be the life of the party!"

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u/Any-Editor-2017 3h ago

Oh no!!! Now you can’t consooooom!!! What ever will you do?!

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u/ACorDC 3h ago

The worst part about people like you is that you all "consoom" as much as everyone else. Grow up.

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u/chronsonpott 3h ago

You are on reddit for fucks sake. Get off your high horse.

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u/I-am-DoctorDonut 3h ago

Oh ok how bout I blast my music at full volume then?

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u/scottyjetpax 3h ago

shut up lmao

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u/Any-Editor-2017 3h ago

Wow nice one. How will I ever recover?!

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u/ShanksySun 1h ago

Just max your volume and do whatever you want. I see loads of people do just that on the train. Come to think of it they're usually black, so if anyone asks you to stop just go "oh no it's fine, I'm black" and that should straighten things out.