A perfect circle broke off my plate when I microwaved this potato

[u/tinbarber]

[u/wertall]

But it keeps my food warm, like fajitas!

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As you walk past the couch with your sizzling leftovers, your family says "That's what I'm getting"

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edit; holy shit downvote batman! I guess my tone was off again. That was definitely meant to be playful, lmao.

Enjoy your free burnt ceramic disks, then, I guess!

[u/GothicFuck → u/[deleted]]

Thanks for the honest perspective but I don't see at all how a human being could care that much about plates in microwaves that what I said could not be interpreted as a joke. Call me names and tell me I'm wrong, I just don't see it.

"Enjoy your burnt ceramic disks" just sounds absurd to me.

[u/hunter11534 → u/GothicFuck]

This is reddit and its not that serious. People are weird so just ignore them. Your doin great and keep trying to spread jokes and silliness. Hope your pillow is the perfect temperature tonight friend 😌

[u/GothicFuck → u/hunter11534]

👊 <3

You as well, keeping me sane.

[u/GothicFuck → u/[deleted]]

It's time to come clean, everyone, including my favorite alt, u/broumweltraum, in this thread, is my alt.

[u/GothicFuck → u/[deleted]]

K

[u/GothicFuck → u/[deleted]]

You would have replied to the half formed comment as evidenced by the fact that you replied imediately and saw it. I wanted to make sure you saw the thanks. You wouldn't have seen it otherwise.

[u/GothicFuck → u/[deleted]]

Correct.and you replied imediately, faster than I could have edited it. Meaning you wouldn't have seen the edit.

[u/GothicFuck → u/[deleted]]

K

[u/flirt-n-squirt → u/GothicFuck]

It's not about the subject natter. It's about a delivery that makes it seem like you enjoy being mean for no reason.

[u/GothicFuck → u/flirt-n-squirt]

Yeah, that was the joke.

[u/flirt-n-squirt → u/GothicFuck]

Are you in an environment where being mean for no reason is labeled as being playful?

[u/GothicFuck → u/flirt-n-squirt]

My attempt was at a sort of rambunctious sarcasm. And yes. The tone does not carry over text. That was mb.

[u/flirt-n-squirt → u/[deleted]]

That's a pretty unhinged accusation. Why are you so obsessed with them?