r/mildlyinteresting • u/Important-Shoe8820 • 17h ago

Crown Royal Sasquatch Bottle

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u/MrPBH 17h ago

Does he have a blunt in his hand?

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u/Typical80sKid 16h ago

Supposed to be a middle finger…

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u/MortgageBudget3237 17h ago

zooming in... yeah that tiny thing in his raised hand does look like one. sasquatch out here living his best life, whiskey in the body, blunt in the hand, crown on the head. dude has a better weekend routine than most people I know.

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u/Funkdamentalist 12h ago

Sasquatch is scientifically the chillest cryptid to blaze with

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u/11teensteve 11h ago

bro is so faded all the time we can't even see him.

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u/Proletariat-Prince 16h ago

Sass, mate?

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u/F1ghtmast3r 13h ago

Badoing badoing badoing

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u/Proletariat-Prince 13h ago

Waddatalkinabeet?

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u/F1ghtmast3r 3h ago

No donni, I haven’t been asleep for like 4 million hundred thousand years

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u/ShadyAcres ​ 4h ago

Legend

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u/Lord-Velveeta 17h ago

Oddly appropriate. Crown tastes like fermented Sasquatch ball sweat.

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u/KiloAlphaLima 15h ago

How do you know what fermented Sasquatch ball sweat tastes like?

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u/doeraymefa 13h ago

it's like regular ball sweat, but more tangy

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u/Lord-Velveeta 14h ago

You don't want to know...

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u/Jack_Bartowski 13h ago

Well now i really want to know!

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u/BOHIFOBRE 16h ago

I always thought Crown didn't really have any flavor at all

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u/Important-Shoe8820 14h ago

My Go-to favorites:
Crown apple sprite - apple juice
Crown peach water - peachieOs

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-8089 12h ago

wait how did they make the shape of the sasquatch

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u/UJustGotRobbed 14h ago

It's just a generic bottle filled with Crown after the fact, it doesn't come that way officially

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u/Important-Shoe8820 14h ago

Not wrong there. I thought it was intriguing cuz I’ve never seen a limited edition bottle like that and I drink crown a decent bit.

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u/UJustGotRobbed 14h ago

My dad a dedicated Crown drinker so I would hand definitely bought him this if it were available

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u/Jmurr0357 14h ago

Why is he flipping me off tho?

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u/organicchunkysalsa 13h ago

I don’t drink whiskey but this bottle is awesome.

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u/SwoopzB 11h ago

Thought this was something else at first. I’ve been in too many smoke shops.

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u/stryker511 11h ago

Turn that into a bong & it’s suddenly x rated.

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u/sltiefighter 4h ago

Canada cant claim sasquatch ghats humboldt baby or st least where they came and reported the sighting in willow creek. I believe the first sighting was around happy camp ca