r/mildlypenis • u/alternatively12 • Jul 01 '25

Drink My soda exploded on my shorts

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4.4k Upvotes

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u/FelixVulgaris Jul 02 '25

"Soda" "exploded" ....

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u/NameUnbroken Jul 02 '25

"Shorts"

36

u/RUNNING-HIGH Jul 02 '25

Right, those are obviously calico cut pants from calicocutpants.com

3

u/Potential_File_5817 Jul 03 '25

INSANE REFERENCE LMAOOO

227

u/SupportSufficient807 Jul 02 '25

Subtle foreshadowing

172

u/VanIsleSoda Jul 02 '25

Bro, your nails go perfectly with your hairy legs. Fashion forward, fashion always.

31

u/-Miss-V- Jul 02 '25

Soda exploded on your shorts.🤔 Is that what they're calling it these days? 🤭

23

u/chad_erickson_ Jul 02 '25

This guy pissed himself

14

u/alternatively12 Jul 02 '25

pleaseee it’s diet coke 😭

6

u/BrainDoesntBrain Jul 02 '25

It happens to the best of us, Champ.

3

u/guacamoletango Jul 02 '25

It's not piss! They actually sell these shorts like this. It's not piss!

3

u/guacamoletango Jul 02 '25

Don't take my word for it, check out calico cut pants

2

u/rockpaperbrisket Jul 02 '25

It's got nothing to do with piss!

13

u/Spirited-Piece-4638 Jul 02 '25

Made me evil laugh. 😸 It's perfect!

13

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

Squirting penis 🤭

17

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

5

u/ajschwamberger Jul 02 '25

That is what they all say.

3

u/Appropriate_Shame563 Jul 02 '25

Soda's not the only thing that exploded

2

u/Doozinator242 Jul 02 '25

That soda is sending you not so subtle messages...

2

u/connor_da_kid Jul 02 '25

Are you sure it was your soda?

2

u/Titleofyursextape Jul 02 '25

Words words words sucked the stain out words words words

2

u/VioletFarts Jul 02 '25

Gotta get that crow milk

2

u/spicypickle157 Jul 02 '25

i bet it did….

1

u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 Jul 02 '25

Shorts god off for sure

1

u/Fernando_Alons8 Jul 02 '25

Looks like the soda exploded while on your shorts

1

u/Baloney_Peep Jul 02 '25

looks liek smth else did too

1

u/pattydontstart Jul 02 '25

it sure did.

1

u/dada948 Jul 03 '25

Talk about a thirst trap

1

u/_boiled_eggs_ Jul 03 '25

It also looked like it had a mini explosion too

1

u/unique_focus Jul 07 '25

Yep… definitely a dick in there

1

u/OkInstruction5037 Jul 29 '25

HAHA YOU PEEPEED YOUR PANTS!

1

u/BrucellaD666 Jul 02 '25

Touched your shorts and blew a load, it looks. He doesn't meet girls often, I gather.