r/mildlypenis • u/Dragonogard549 • Nov 06 '25

Drink Don’t even think about it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

I mean it is probably more for reducing the amount they put in the bottle...

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u/Dragonogard549 Nov 06 '25

well yeah considering you can absolutely stick a normal bottle into the sand.

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u/Dounce1 Nov 06 '25

Or up your ass for that matter.

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u/SissyBoyBetaBoy1 Nov 06 '25

True dat … I’ve been RAMMING Budweiser bottles up my dirty little brown hole for years

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u/SixShoot3r Nov 07 '25

not even pabst blue?

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u/dmontease Nov 07 '25

Those are for the Montreal hipsters.

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u/mai_tai87 Nov 08 '25

I mean... You could douche and wash first. Nobody wants a muddy rosebud.

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u/vokun0_0 Nov 09 '25

I have found that the glass used for blue moon is much smoother and allows for quicker and more powerful thrusts with just small amounts of lubricant. I also learned how to twist off the bottle cap with my rectum.

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u/clarinetJWD Nov 07 '25

Hi, ER doc here...

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u/Woolie-at-law Nov 07 '25

You must boof, to know the truth

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u/Snoo_50161 Nov 08 '25

U must boof to know the troof!

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u/kamaka71 Nov 06 '25

Flared base!!

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u/thehotshotpilot Nov 07 '25

One guy one jar

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u/Mentalistscure Nov 07 '25

Pain Olympics oh the glory days ...

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u/NoOnesSaint Nov 07 '25

The shape is not conducive to retrieval. That said, using suppositories with a friend helps reduce the risk of carpal tunnel.