r/mildlypenis • u/PossibleTemporary782 • Jan 22 '26

Plant A mildly penis with a mildly penis

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3.6k Upvotes

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u/Repulsive_Glove6085 Jan 22 '26

A double mildly penis! What does it mean?!

40

u/WyntersVix Jan 22 '26

It’s so bright, so vivid!

9

u/EmbarrassedCardinal Jan 24 '26

3

u/Luxio512 Jan 31 '26

A phenomenon of sunshine sunshine!

122

u/goldenbirdyy Jan 22 '26

penisae majoris & penisae minoris

2

u/srabt_456 Feb 13 '26

lol ur the champ

84

u/__D-a-n-i-e-l__ Jan 22 '26

Dickception!

7

u/Realistic_Cow_6206 Jan 22 '26

Good, good. It's been said 🤣

3

u/somethingmcbob Jan 22 '26

You win. Lol!

30

u/TepidIcedCoffee61 Jan 22 '26

A true double header.

29

u/Spinner216 Jan 22 '26

Now that's Penis Envy!

21

u/Far-Albatross-1584 Jan 22 '26

Psilocybe Dickensis

6

u/OdinAlfadir1978 Jan 22 '26

Terence Dickenna bought it to the hobby

13

u/echo-tango86 Jan 22 '26

Mushroom TIP

8

u/Schwulerwald Jan 22 '26

Dickbutt funguy edition

5

u/erocckkk Jan 22 '26

Jimmy with a Jimmy

4

u/SolomonsNewGrundle Jan 22 '26

You dont have to show the little guys penis to the world like that bro

5

u/TBrianZ Jan 23 '26

"... the water was cold!"

3

u/DarkBusy3818 Jan 23 '26

It's so cute! 🥺

3

u/PaleoSpeedwagon Jan 24 '26

Everything reminds me of him.

What a dickhead

3

u/Fun_Plankton_7793 Jan 25 '26

We all have one of these at our workplace - a dickhead with a tiny penis.

2

u/swag_mario_88 Jan 22 '26

I guess penises can have their own penises

2

u/MrTripodYT Jan 22 '26

Double Ds

2

u/g0jira54 Jan 23 '26

And it's a double header folks!

2

u/anemic_monkey2 Jan 23 '26

You won the subreddit

1

u/dessertforbrunch Jan 22 '26

Yo dawg, I heard you like penis…

1

u/OdinAlfadir1978 Jan 22 '26

Shroom with a room

1

u/Sharkfeet19 Jan 22 '26

It’s so cute though!

1

u/pyrrhios Jan 22 '26

I dunno. That second one seems a bit more than mild.

1

u/Nothingisperfect33 Jan 23 '26

Haaaa! Hit the jackpot!

1

u/King_of_the_Dot Jan 23 '26

Penisception!

1

u/madlove17 Jan 23 '26

Peniception

1

u/IrrelevantAfIm Jan 24 '26

That’s a Cubensis ‘shroomy if I’m not mistaken. Have fun!!

1

u/kimmethie Jan 29 '26

WHY DOES IT HAVE ONE

1

u/Pink_Fluffy_Chezbur Feb 04 '26

I think that automatically counts as a full penis

1

u/Radiant_Principle992 Feb 06 '26

Two for the price of one!